(2012.08.01 - 23:00:44) Raepdog: I suppose you will all go to this class and it will be a good time to meet each other. Around 4 PM on XDay, this being the second XDay of the game, you will notice that this large chunk of your floor is walking over to the same building for the same class, why not sit next to eachother? (Waiting for others.)
(2012.08.01 - 23:00:45) Lee: lol
(2012.08.01 - 23:01:52) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,8,6,4 (2 successes)
(2012.08.01 - 23:04:59) Raepdog: Dooo deee dooo.
(2012.08.01 - 23:06:16) Moogle: I guess this is going on then when Mrz gets here?
(2012.08.01 - 23:06:46) Raepdog: Yes.
(2012.08.01 - 23:07:30) Lee: mrzwach is a fucking druggy
(2012.08.01 - 23:07:34) Lee: im going to kill him if i see him
(2012.08.01 - 23:07:52) Lee: its okay grand
(2012.08.01 - 23:07:55) Lee: I will kill him for you
(2012.08.01 - 23:09:00) Raepdog: Kids killing kids.
(2012.08.01 - 23:09:04) Raepdog: BATTLE ROYAL.
(2012.08.01 - 23:11:32) Raepdog: While I wait for MRZ, let me look up somethings.
(2012.08.01 - 23:12:21) Slynet: Fel enters the channel.
(2012.08.01 - 23:13:19) Slynet: mrzwach enters the channel.
(2012.08.01 - 23:13:22) Slynet: Clownie is now known as Grnazi.
(2012.08.01 - 23:13:22) Slynet: Moogle is now known as Dawn.
(2012.08.01 - 23:13:24) Fel: Not in this scene, just watching!
(2012.08.01 - 23:13:30) Fel: Will talk to Moogle at some point though.
(2012.08.01 - 23:13:30) Lee: DOWN THE STREET YOU CAN HEAR HER SCREAM
(2012.08.01 - 23:13:31) Slynet: mrzwach is now known as Monica.
(2012.08.01 - 23:13:33) Lee: YOU'RE A DISGRACE
(2012.08.01 - 23:13:35) Dawn:

(2012.08.01 - 23:13:40) Monica: You are all fags
(2012.08.01 - 23:13:48) Monica: Also where the fuck is Clown
(2012.08.01 - 23:13:53) Monica: Oh right, he's a faggot and has the wrong nam
(2012.08.01 - 23:13:53) Monica: e
(2012.08.01 - 23:14:04) Monica: Look at him, such a faggot, with his little faggot ways and his black childrne
(2012.08.01 - 23:14:05) Slynet: Grnazi is now known as Kit.
(2012.08.01 - 23:14:16) Raepdog: So then, while leaving for class you all notice that each of you are heading in the same direction, as such I assume it is likely to occur that you all sit near eachother?
(2012.08.01 - 23:14:28) Chad: I specifically.
(2012.08.01 - 23:14:31) Chad: Sit next to Dawn.
(2012.08.01 - 23:14:34) Monica: What CLASS
(2012.08.01 - 23:14:35) Monica: :O
(2012.08.01 - 23:14:36) Kit: >sitting close to Chad
>2012
(2012.08.01 - 23:14:38) Chad: Bio!
(2012.08.01 - 23:14:39) Monica: I will sit next to Dawn too
(2012.08.01 - 23:14:43) Monica: Because DAWN is CHILL
(2012.08.01 - 23:14:45) Dawn:

(2012.08.01 - 23:14:47) Dawn: Woot woot.
(2012.08.01 - 23:14:49) Dawn: I AM POPULAR
(2012.08.01 - 23:14:50) Monica: And she talks to animals and shit
(2012.08.01 - 23:14:51) Kit: I don't know any of these people!
(2012.08.01 - 23:14:52) Lee: it sit in the darkest corner of the class and assert my dominance as the creepy loner guy
(2012.08.01 - 23:14:54) Monica: I should ask her if she can communicate with Chad
(2012.08.01 - 23:14:59) Dawn: (also oh god attention Dawn is mildly scared)
(2012.08.01 - 23:15:00) Kit: lol
(2012.08.01 - 23:15:07) Chad: "Sup babe," Chad says as he sits down next to her.
(2012.08.01 - 23:15:08) Monica: EVERYBODY LOVES DAWN
(2012.08.01 - 23:15:16) Lee: Fuck that im sitting next to grand.
(2012.08.01 - 23:15:28) Kit: I will sit somewhere WITHIN PROXIMITY BUT NOT REALLY CLOSE <3
(2012.08.01 - 23:15:39) Lee: go away kit nobody even likes you
(2012.08.01 - 23:15:54) Dawn: oh kit
(2012.08.01 - 23:16:02) Dawn: "Uh, hi..."
(2012.08.01 - 23:16:04) Monica: oh kit
(2012.08.01 - 23:16:12) Raepdog: Alright, for the sake of now you all sit near each other. One jock who looks like he got beat up last night, one squirmy girl with a mischievously timid look to her, one jock with a popped color, a bone thin Asian kid, and one girl who looks as smart as she is street smart.
(2012.08.01 - 23:16:26) Kit: CHOO CHOO
(2012.08.01 - 23:16:36) Dawn: CHOO CHOO
(2012.08.01 - 23:16:39) Monica: BONE THIN ASIAN KID
(2012.08.01 - 23:16:42) Monica: I thought you were fat
(2012.08.01 - 23:16:42) Lee: is the jock SWEET FEET or whatever that guys name was
(2012.08.01 - 23:16:56) Monica: no, its Chad, you retard
(2012.08.01 - 23:16:59) Monica: oh wait!
(2012.08.01 - 23:17:05) Chad: "Friend of yours?" I gesture towards Monica.
(2012.08.01 - 23:17:11) Lee: oh
(2012.08.01 - 23:17:18) Raepdog: The teacher, a young looking white man with brown hair and glasses is writing something on the board. Feel free to converse for a second. (Its each of you, you moro- WHERE IS MY PURPLE?)
(2012.08.01 - 23:17:21) Dawn: "Roomate," I say.
(2012.08.01 - 23:17:28) Monica: ROO MATE
(2012.08.01 - 23:17:41) Monica: Such a JERK DAWN
(2012.08.01 - 23:17:50) Chad: "Niiiiiiice," I say with a grin before extending my hand towards Monica, "The name's Chad."
(2012.08.01 - 23:17:52) Lee: Also what the hell raep, I aint no jock
(2012.08.01 - 23:18:02) Lee: I dunno
(2012.08.01 - 23:18:06) Kit: low int = jock
(2012.08.01 - 23:18:07) Dawn: I sink into my chair, embarassed.
(2012.08.01 - 23:18:10) Monica: "Hello," I will say, SHAKING CHAD'S HAND. "I'm Monica."
(2012.08.01 - 23:18:11) Monica: Low int = retard
(2012.08.01 - 23:18:12) Kit: everyone except Kit, Monica and Dawn are jocks
(2012.08.01 - 23:18:28) Raepdog: Monica, roll Streetwise + Wits.
(2012.08.01 - 23:18:32) Monica: we are like, team smart
(2012.08.01 - 23:18:38) Monica: oh shit
(2012.08.01 - 23:18:39) Slynet: Jarkill enters the channel.
(2012.08.01 - 23:18:43) Jarkill: Hi?
(2012.08.01 - 23:19:02) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls a chance die. Result: 5 (failure)
(2012.08.01 - 23:19:04) Monica: damnit
(2012.08.01 - 23:19:05) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 6,3,2,8 (1 success)
(2012.08.01 - 23:19:07) Monica: hoorah
(2012.08.01 - 23:19:32) Monica: get out of here horace
(2012.08.01 - 23:19:34) Raepdog: Monica can tell that although lots of people here likely do drugs, few do hard drugs. Chad may be down to smoke hash.
(2012.08.01 - 23:19:35) Monica: you're a weird person
(2012.08.01 - 23:19:37) Jarkill: lol
(2012.08.01 - 23:19:40) Chad: "Whatcha two doin after this? We could go on another adventure like last night, Dawn."
(2012.08.01 - 23:19:51) Kit: kit obviously does crack
(2012.08.01 - 23:19:54) Monica: pussies
(2012.08.01 - 23:20:03) Lee: druggys the lot of you.
(2012.08.01 - 23:20:06) Lee: damn you all.
(2012.08.01 - 23:20:06) Kit: what with his fidgety demeanour and ridiculous thinness
(2012.08.01 - 23:20:13) Dawn: Im not a druggie

(2012.08.01 - 23:20:15) Monica: Was the DRUG DELIVERY tonight or the next night.
(2012.08.01 - 23:20:17) Monica: I must check chatlogs
(2012.08.01 - 23:20:17) Raepdog: DOES ACE GO TO CLASS?
(2012.08.01 - 23:20:27) Jarkill: Uh
(2012.08.01 - 23:20:27) Raepdog: Its either one, whenever it needs to be!
(2012.08.01 - 23:20:31) Lee: you're the innocent bitch moogle
(2012.08.01 - 23:20:32) Jarkill: I guess he would, unless eh has a reason not to?
(2012.08.01 - 23:20:36) Lee: you're just as bad
(2012.08.01 - 23:20:39) Lee: someones going to dominate you
(2012.08.01 - 23:20:41) Lee: and make you take drugs
(2012.08.01 - 23:20:43) Dawn: well
(2012.08.01 - 23:20:46) Dawn: 1 composure
(2012.08.01 - 23:20:46) Lee: then you will be a whore known as summer
(2012.08.01 - 23:20:47) Lee: or some shit
(2012.08.01 - 23:20:47) Dawn: 1 resolve
(2012.08.01 - 23:20:48) Dawn: >_>
(2012.08.01 - 23:20:50) Lee: then again dawn works to.
(2012.08.01 - 23:20:51) Monica: I have ridiculous willpower
(2012.08.01 - 23:21:02) Kit: dawn of oolacile
(2012.08.01 - 23:21:11) Lee: you only have 6
(2012.08.01 - 23:21:14) Monica: He addressed YOU, DAWN
(2012.08.01 - 23:21:20) Monica: Its more ridiculous than 2
(2012.08.01 - 23:21:20) Dawn: "Uh, well, I don't know..."
(2012.08.01 - 23:21:22) Monica: >>:O
(2012.08.01 - 23:21:27) Monica: UHH WELL I DONT KNOW
(2012.08.01 - 23:22:05) Slynet: Jarkill is now known as Horace.
(2012.08.01 - 23:22:06) Monica: (You never gave us XP for me and moogle scene that wasn't really run by anyone!)
(2012.08.01 - 23:22:23) Chad: "How about you," Chad says towards Monica as he raises his eyebrows expectantly.
(2012.08.01 - 23:22:39) Monica: I need to figure out
(2012.08.01 - 23:22:42) Monica: if I am delivering drugs tonight
(2012.08.01 - 23:22:44) Monica: one moment
(2012.08.01 - 23:23:04) Slynet: Monica has been logged out (Timeout).
(2012.08.01 - 23:23:36) Raepdog: Anyhow, the lights dim and on the board is playing the Patterson-Gimlin film is playing showing a rather famous and rather dated look at Bigfoot. After the film ends the rather young student speaks, "My name is Dr. Spaar, and I'm your teacher for this class. Can anyone tell me what was that film was of?" (Raise hands fgts)
(2012.08.01 - 23:24:04) Dawn: WILL DAWN RAISE HER HAND?
(2012.08.01 - 23:24:05) Kit: J'refuse.
(2012.08.01 - 23:24:07) Dawn: I don't know!
(2012.08.01 - 23:24:10) Slynet: /rn Dawn rolls 2 dice with 10-again. Result: 8,9 (2 successes)
(2012.08.01 - 23:24:10) Kit: I'll let my inferiors have their spotlight.
(2012.08.01 - 23:24:15) Dawn: DAMN RIGHT SHE'S RAISING HER HAND
(2012.08.01 - 23:24:35) Dawn: Dawn raises her hand. "Bigfoot?" I'll respond if he asks me.
(2012.08.01 - 23:24:35) Dawn:

(2012.08.01 - 23:24:40) Raepdog: "You there, in the sweater?" he says pointing at Dawn.
(2012.08.01 - 23:24:42) Lee: inb4 grand raises his hand and says YOUR MOM
(2012.08.01 - 23:24:50) Raepdog: He smiles, "Anyone else?"
(2012.08.01 - 23:24:56) Kit: sweater? choo choo
(2012.08.01 - 23:25:11) Slynet: mrzwach enters the channel.
(2012.08.01 - 23:25:24) Slynet: mrzwach is now known as Monica.
(2012.08.01 - 23:25:42) Chad: I raise my hand.
(2012.08.01 - 23:25:44) Monica: BIGFOOT
(2012.08.01 - 23:25:48) Monica: Nah.
(2012.08.01 - 23:26:04) Monica: Monica doesn't want to be a dick, and that's all she'd respond to the question with.
(2012.08.01 - 23:26:07) Raepdog: He points to Chad, "Yes?"
(2012.08.01 - 23:26:11) Chad: "King Kong?"
(2012.08.01 - 23:26:15) Monica: lol
(2012.08.01 - 23:26:27) Kit: I hate Chad.
(2012.08.01 - 23:26:40) Lee: we all hate clownie
(2012.08.01 - 23:26:47) Monica: DOLDRUMS
(2012.08.01 - 23:27:54) Raepdog: "Very funny, good to see a fresh sense of humor." he says looking over to it, "Well then, I'll tell you how a cryptology scientist views it- as a possibility. A hoax? A bigfoot? A threat? A scientist looks over the way the thing walks compared to other animals, and asks the questions that matter- if Bigfoot is real, why have we never found a body? If they have numbers large enough to sustain a population, why have we not found them?"
(2012.08.01 - 23:28:40) Horace: "Because they turn to ash when they're killed?"
(2012.08.01 - 23:28:41) Lee: Raise my hand
(2012.08.01 - 23:28:44) Horace: Not raising hand.
(2012.08.01 - 23:28:46) Horace: trololololol.
(2012.08.01 - 23:28:46) Kit: pfft
(2012.08.01 - 23:28:48) Kit: stole my light
(2012.08.01 - 23:28:50) Lee: screw you man
(2012.08.01 - 23:28:57) Monica: what a whore
(2012.08.01 - 23:28:57) Dawn: <3
(2012.08.01 - 23:29:25) Lee: I put my hand down and look at jarkill like hes mentally disabled
(2012.08.01 - 23:29:33) Kit: breaking the fourth wall
(2012.08.01 - 23:29:42) Raepdog: He looks over to Horace and also gives a knowing smile, "A funny joke, or a legitimate theory? It is one that could be tested." He then looks at Lee, "Oh, you have an idea?"
(2012.08.01 - 23:30:16) Lee: "Ive decided horace has the best answer, mine pales in comparison to his."
(2012.08.01 - 23:30:23) Monica: PALES
(2012.08.01 - 23:30:48) Monica: I'm going to sigh silently and wonder what kind of shitty biology class this is
(2012.08.01 - 23:30:52) Kit: I sigh. The doldrums.
(2012.08.01 - 23:30:55) Kit: HIVEMIND
(2012.08.01 - 23:30:59) Kit: Monica obviously friend prospect
(2012.08.01 - 23:31:12) Monica: Where people who suggest that living beings turn into ash and the teacher treats it as a reasonable hypothesis
(2012.08.01 - 23:31:14) Dawn: (start whispering together!)
(2012.08.01 - 23:31:42) Lee: it houses such scholars as the 80 iq chad
(2012.08.01 - 23:31:45) Raepdog: "Well then, there are tonnes of questions like this- that is what true science is about, testing things. Take for instance the recent 'flat murders' that have been going around, is there any scientific way a person could drain someone of all their fat without equipment?"
(2012.08.01 - 23:31:47) Lee: this teacher is just as good
(2012.08.01 - 23:32:26) Dawn: Maaaan
(2012.08.01 - 23:32:33) Dawn: if you want fat, go buy tubs of it at Costco or something
(2012.08.01 - 23:32:37) Dawn: why you gotta kill someone bro
(2012.08.01 - 23:32:38) Kit: I RAISE MY HAND!
(2012.08.01 - 23:32:52) Raepdog: "Yes?" he says looking at Kit.
(2012.08.01 - 23:33:24) Kit: "There isn't. But there is no evidence there was no equipment involved, either." This professor is a FRAUD.
(2012.08.01 - 23:33:46) Dawn: Your MOTHER is a fraud
(2012.08.01 - 23:34:34) Kit: BE THAT AS IT MAY
(2012.08.01 - 23:34:46) Raepdog: He once again gives that smile only a young teacher who has not been broken of hope can give, "A good point! So when people start talking about pishtacos and vampires, what is more likely- that the evidence is flawed and/or overlooked, or that the supernatural exists?"
(2012.08.01 - 23:35:10) Dawn: pish
(2012.08.01 - 23:35:11) Dawn: taco
(2012.08.01 - 23:35:26) Chad: "Cockblockers..." Chad mutters with a voice full of rage.
(2012.08.01 - 23:35:33) Kit: >mutters
(2012.08.01 - 23:35:35) Kit: >full of rage
(2012.08.01 - 23:35:36) Kit:

??
(2012.08.01 - 23:35:36) Monica: fish tacos
(2012.08.01 - 23:35:42) Dawn: PISH
(2012.08.01 - 23:35:43) Dawn: tacos
(2012.08.01 - 23:35:49) Kit: is he actually asking me
(2012.08.01 - 23:35:51) Kit: or the class in general
(2012.08.01 - 23:36:00) Dawn: Pretend its you!
(2012.08.01 - 23:36:05) Dawn: Kit would with his persecution complex.
(2012.08.01 - 23:36:06) Dawn:

(2012.08.01 - 23:36:13) Raepdog: You.
(2012.08.01 - 23:36:14) Kit: persecution complex?
(2012.08.01 - 23:36:23) Monica: I have yet to!
(2012.08.01 - 23:36:25) Horace: .
(2012.08.01 - 23:36:29) Monica: I don't want to be a dick though.
(2012.08.01 - 23:36:29) Dawn: Dawn notes the possibility of the supernatural as being... cognitive dissonance strikes!
(2012.08.01 - 23:36:38) Dawn: (be a dick! go!)
(2012.08.01 - 23:36:44) Kit: "The evidence is overlooked and people jump to conclusions," I say shakily.
(2012.08.01 - 23:37:36) Monica: "Calling anything supernatural is idiotic. There might exist things that go beyond what we currently understand, but that doesn't mean they can't be understood."
(2012.08.01 - 23:37:54) Monica: spoiler: if something is canon in the universe, it's actually natural, not supernatural
(2012.08.01 - 23:38:01) Monica: it's only supernatural relative to us, the players.
(2012.08.01 - 23:38:08) Dawn: OR IS IT
(2012.08.01 - 23:38:10) Kit: Monica is clearly awesome!
(2012.08.01 - 23:38:15) Lee: spoiler: mrzwach is going to be a tightass faggot
(2012.08.01 - 23:38:35) Dawn: Monica and Kit are totally gonna hit it off
(2012.08.01 - 23:38:40) Dawn: maaaan I need to get involved with that
(2012.08.01 - 23:38:45) Raepdog: "Thats what I think, and what most people think- but why not check that .01% possibility? After a day of doing science, why not relax with some fringe science-" he says before Monica trolls it up, "Thats the spirit! Everything can be understood in some term or another, and thats what I as a teacher am all about!"
(2012.08.01 - 23:38:45) Kit:

(2012.08.01 - 23:38:52) Dawn: Science cell go!
(2012.08.01 - 23:38:53) Slynet: Horace has been logged out (Timeout).
(2012.08.01 - 23:38:58) Kit: NM!
(2012.08.01 - 23:39:41) Raepdog: "I'm big in a group on campus, The Academic Re-evaluation of Alternative Scientific Theories, and I urge any of you who want to donate time to come out and see how it is. Now then, please find a lab partner."
(2012.08.01 - 23:39:49) Raepdog: "Go!" he says smiling.
(2012.08.01 - 23:39:55) Dawn: ...
(2012.08.01 - 23:39:56) Dawn: fffff
(2012.08.01 - 23:39:59) Kit:

(2012.08.01 - 23:40:04) Chad: "Yoink!" Chad says as he grabs Dawn by the shoulder.
(2012.08.01 - 23:40:14) Dawn: ... D:::::
(2012.08.01 - 23:40:16) Monica: Hmm.
(2012.08.01 - 23:40:17) Monica: I choose.
(2012.08.01 - 23:40:18) Monica: KIT
(2012.08.01 - 23:40:20) Lee: >that feel when no partner
(2012.08.01 - 23:40:22) Dawn:

(2012.08.01 - 23:40:25) Kit: I was going to choose MONICA
(2012.08.01 - 23:40:26) Kit: but I don't know HOW
(2012.08.01 - 23:40:43) Monica: Monica will WALK OVER TO WHEREVER KIT IS
(2012.08.01 - 23:40:53) Monica: "Hi, I'm Monica."
(2012.08.01 - 23:40:59) Dawn: "Uh, I kind of... well, alright..." Dawn says as Monica leaves.
(2012.08.01 - 23:41:03) Dawn: Dawn and Chad 4eva
(2012.08.01 - 23:41:10) Monica: Dawn is so beta
(2012.08.01 - 23:41:14) Kit: I smile. "I'm Kit. Guess we're partners?"
(2012.08.01 - 23:41:19) Kit: I OFFER MEIN HAND
(2012.08.01 - 23:41:29) Kit: also don't I weigh like 70 pounds now
(2012.08.01 - 23:41:29) Monica: wat
(2012.08.01 - 23:41:29) Kit: :C
(2012.08.01 - 23:41:38) Monica: Monica never knew you before presumably!
(2012.08.01 - 23:41:38) Dawn: also MRZ
(2012.08.01 - 23:41:41) Monica: So no difference
(2012.08.01 - 23:41:43) Dawn: i have some fae gold you'd totes be interested in
(2012.08.01 - 23:41:45) Lee: Wait a second
(2012.08.01 - 23:41:48) Lee: I have no partner
(2012.08.01 - 23:41:49) Dawn: we needa scene where I give it to you or some shitz
(2012.08.01 - 23:41:52) Lee: lol.
(2012.08.01 - 23:41:54) Monica: I will SHAKE HIS HAND. "Yep, I'd suppose so."
(2012.08.01 - 23:41:56) Monica: You have Horace
(2012.08.01 - 23:41:59) Monica: Oh wait, Horace is gone
(2012.08.01 - 23:42:01) Lee: Oh no
(2012.08.01 - 23:42:04) Monica: Oh well he's weird as shit, just pretend he never talks.
(2012.08.01 - 23:42:14) Lee: lol
(2012.08.01 - 23:42:48) Raepdog: Chad and Dawn pair up, as do Kit and Monica, while Horace and Lee awkwardly are there before Dr. Spaar goes, "How about you two get together- with that we are done, right?"
(2012.08.01 - 23:43:28) Lee: c-can i work b-by myself
(2012.08.01 - 23:43:40) Lee: alsowhere is jarkilld amnit
(2012.08.01 - 23:43:48) Monica: It's not like I wanted a partner anyways, b-baka!
(2012.08.01 - 23:45:00) Raepdog: Anyhow people, you are given work- feel free to use this as a good reason for a duo scene. Chadawn is given the subject of Faries, while Kit and Monica get the subject of Vampires, and lastly Horace and Lee get Werewolves.
(2012.08.01 - 23:45:14) Lee: werewolves
(2012.08.01 - 23:45:17) Lee: I cant punch werewolves
(2012.08.01 - 23:45:22) Lee: they have CLAWS
(2012.08.01 - 23:45:35) Dawn: :O
(2012.08.01 - 23:46:48) Dawn: "Faeries. Uh?" I ask Chad.
(2012.08.01 - 23:47:16) Raepdog: "As always, I am here if you have questions."
(2012.08.01 - 23:47:24) Chad: "Awwwww yeah," Chad said with false enthusiasm, "We could look at children stories? I got some back at my place."
(2012.08.01 - 23:47:24) Monica: I will LEARN ABOUT VAMPIRES?
(2012.08.01 - 23:47:56) Slynet: Jarkill enters the channel.
(2012.08.01 - 23:47:58) Dawn: "Well, uhm, Wikipedia probably has some of those, there's no need for that," Dawn says hurriedly.
(2012.08.01 - 23:48:02) Dawn: YAH JARKILL
(2012.08.01 - 23:48:03) Slynet: Jarkill leaves the channel.
(2012.08.01 - 23:48:25) Monica: "Soo, vampires. They like blood and they don't like garlic or sunlight or wooden stakes. Anything else major?"
(2012.08.01 - 23:48:40) Dawn: "I mean, if we were looking for evidence of faeries, we could search for things like missing children, or like, alternate worlds like Neverever..." Dawn trails off.
(2012.08.01 - 23:48:45) Raepdog: If Dawn and Chad feel in their pockets, the gold is still very there and very real.
(2012.08.01 - 23:48:55) Monica: You troll
(2012.08.01 - 23:48:58) Monica: It's VERY THERE
(2012.08.01 - 23:49:00) Monica: As opposed to just being there
(2012.08.01 - 23:50:05) Slynet: Jarkill enters the channel.
(2012.08.01 - 23:50:14) Lee: AH JARKILL MY GOOD BUDDY.
(2012.08.01 - 23:50:19) Lee: Hurry up.
(2012.08.01 - 23:50:19) Chad: "Uh... what? Why do we need to talk about kidnapped children?"
(2012.08.01 - 23:50:21) Dawn: GO MEGPUN
(2012.08.01 - 23:50:25) Dawn: TALK ABOUT WERWOLVES
(2012.08.01 - 23:50:47) Monica: Hey KITCHEN
(2012.08.01 - 23:50:49) Monica: you SUCK
(2012.08.01 - 23:50:51) Lee: I CANT
(2012.08.01 - 23:50:53) Lee: HE HASENT RENAMED YET
(2012.08.01 - 23:51:02) Raepdog: KIT CHAN
(2012.08.01 - 23:51:10) Raepdog: Arch rival.
(2012.08.01 - 23:51:14) Slynet: Jarkill enters the channel.
(2012.08.01 - 23:51:26) Jarkill: ...Soooooooo
(2012.08.01 - 23:51:29) Slynet: Jarkill is now known as Horace.
(2012.08.01 - 23:51:33) Horace: How does one enter a channel twice
(2012.08.01 - 23:51:36) Dawn: "Uhm, there's stories about children being abducted and stuff. I was thinking more about alternate worlds, like you know with Tinkerbell and stuff. One moment they are here, and then they end up in some crazy land unlike their own. Peter Pan?"
(2012.08.01 - 23:51:38) Horace: without leaving it?
(2012.08.01 - 23:51:44) Dawn: by being Jarkill
(2012.08.01 - 23:51:50) Kit: Returning!
(2012.08.01 - 23:51:53) Dawn: (quick talk about werewolves jarkill)
(2012.08.01 - 23:52:18) Chad: "Oh, uh, yeah? Sounds alright to me."
(2012.08.01 - 23:52:29) Lee: I will let you start the conversation jarkill
(2012.08.01 - 23:52:41) Lee: because im a nice guy and i cant think of anything to say.
(2012.08.01 - 23:53:18) Raepdog: Dawn, roll Int + Occult.
(2012.08.01 - 23:53:24) Kit: "They grow claws and— er, they don't like crosses or religion or large bodies of water," I say shakily before regaining my composure. "They're either bloated and ugly or gaunt and seductive, depending on the time period," I continue in a besserwisser tone.
(2012.08.01 - 23:53:37) Raepdog: - Trey
(2012.08.01 - 23:53:59) Slynet: /rn Dawn rolls a chance die. Result: 7 (failure)
(2012.08.01 - 23:54:02) Dawn:

(2012.08.01 - 23:54:13) Lee: go jarkill, go!
(2012.08.01 - 23:54:13) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls a chance die. Result: 4 (failure)
(2012.08.01 - 23:54:42) Horace: hdfsgfds
(2012.08.01 - 23:54:46) Horace: df
(2012.08.01 - 23:54:46) Horace: g\
(2012.08.01 - 23:54:49) Horace: thish
(2012.08.01 - 23:55:01) Horace: "You forgot about the silver!"
(2012.08.01 - 23:55:15) Monica: >_>
(2012.08.01 - 23:55:20) Monica: We're in different groups man
(2012.08.01 - 23:55:22) Monica: stop being weird
(2012.08.01 - 23:55:31) Kit: raining on my parade
(2012.08.01 - 23:55:33) Lee: Clearly, he has left my group
(2012.08.01 - 23:55:35) Lee: and went over to you guys
(2012.08.01 - 23:55:40) Lee: and i am alone once more.
(2012.08.01 - 23:56:03) Horace: .
(2012.08.01 - 23:56:36) Monica: "Well, have you ever met a vampire? I haven't, personally. In my opinion, they probably don't exist and we're kind of wasting our time in this class."
(2012.08.01 - 23:56:40) Horace: .
(2012.08.01 - 23:56:45) Horace: .
(2012.08.01 - 23:56:45) Lee: Were talking
(2012.08.01 - 23:56:47) Lee: about
(2012.08.01 - 23:56:48) Monica: .
(2012.08.01 - 23:56:48) Horace: Yes, I know.
(2012.08.01 - 23:56:48) Monica: .
(2012.08.01 - 23:56:49) Monica: .
(2012.08.01 - 23:56:49) Lee: werewolves
(2012.08.01 - 23:56:52) Lee: you're fucking retarded
(2012.08.01 - 23:56:55) Kit: I sigh. "Yep."
(2012.08.01 - 23:56:56) Horace: But Horace is an asshole.
(2012.08.01 - 23:56:57) Lee: and you keep rpessing period
(2012.08.01 - 23:56:58) Horace: Deal with it.
(2012.08.01 - 23:57:02) Horace: ...
(2012.08.01 - 23:57:05) Horace: That is because of my internet
(2012.08.01 - 23:57:06) Horace: dumbass
(2012.08.01 - 23:57:11) Lee: finger
(2012.08.01 - 23:57:12) Lee: away
(2012.08.01 - 23:57:13) Lee: from the period
(2012.08.01 - 23:57:20) Dawn: "... Yes, well, uhm, I'm just saying, if we were looking for faeries, we'd look for reports of missing children in areas, perhaps reports of people ending up in weird places that shouldn't be there."
(2012.08.01 - 23:57:26) Dawn: I stare at Chad expectantly.
(2012.08.01 - 23:57:45) Kit: >implying Kit is going to tell Random Girl #3458 about REAL VAMPIRES
(2012.08.01 - 23:57:49) Lee: "I uh, dont believe in vampires or werewolves personally, but we should atleast try to dig up something on them."
(2012.08.01 - 23:57:52) Kit: especialyl when she seems like an actually cool person
(2012.08.01 - 23:57:54) Horace: Chance die occult, trololol
(2012.08.01 - 23:57:56) Slynet: /rn Horace rolls a chance die. Result: 5 (failure)
(2012.08.01 - 23:58:02) Lee: "You know, get a book or some crap."
(2012.08.01 - 23:58:03) Horace: How average.
(2012.08.01 - 23:58:41) Kit: What is even the idea? A presentation on <insert supernatural creature here>?
(2012.08.01 - 23:58:42) Horace: "I don't think digging them up would help, it's the vampires that hide in graves and coffins."
(2012.08.01 - 23:58:46) Chad: "Uh... children... orphanage? I'm not really getting where you're going with this. Aren't fairies just little guys who grant wishes and stuff?"
(2012.08.01 - 23:59:10) Horace: "Unless you're suggesting we should bury them! I like that idea."
(2012.08.01 - 23:59:27) Monica: "So anyway, what do you do? Or rather, are planning to do?"
(2012.08.01 - 23:59:27) Kit: IS the idea a presentation?
(2012.08.01 - 23:59:32) Kit: I DON'T KNOW OOC
(2012.08.01 - 23:59:35) Kit: SO I CAN'T ANSWER IC
(2012.08.01 - 23:59:36) Kit: D:
(2012.08.01 - 23:59:50) Kit: but
(2012.08.01 - 23:59:51) Kit: is there no goal?
(2012.08.01 - 23:59:51) Dawn: "... Sure," Dawn says, giving up.
(2012.08.01 - 23:59:54) Kit: ah.
(2012.08.01 - 23:59:58) Raepdog: The lights dim again. Last few words in!
(2012.08.02 - 00:00:01) Kit: the goal is to FIND ACTUAL VAMPIRES
(2012.08.02 - 00:00:12) Monica: Monica wants to be FRIENDLY but Kit doesn't respond!
(2012.08.02 - 00:00:13) Kit: yes
(2012.08.02 - 00:00:20) Kit: but for that you need to assume they exist
(2012.08.02 - 00:00:22) Kit: D:
(2012.08.02 - 00:00:22) Lee: "You know what, maybe we should look in graves and such."
(2012.08.02 - 00:00:28) Lee: "Thanks for the great idea."
(2012.08.02 - 00:00:30) Chad: "Nice, knew that was a good idea. So yeah, wanna get some chow after this?"
(2012.08.02 - 00:00:32) Monica: Yeah, just dig up peoples fucking graves
(2012.08.02 - 00:00:55) Kit: "Dentistry," I say dismissively. Talking about dentistry is BORING anyway.
(2012.08.02 - 00:00:58) Lee: Only one person, my sweet jarkill
(2012.08.02 - 00:01:07) Raepdog: "Now then, back to the lecture- a lot of people bring up groups like The Illuminati, or a New World Order. They say that these things exist but that the lack of evidence is due to a conspiracy. Lets look over a few, shall we?" he says clicking on the slide to a big pill on the board, "This conspiracy is one that Big Pharma, giant medical conglomerates like West Medical, Magadon, or The Cherion Group have access to secret information, medical knowledge, and cures for all sorts of problems. People say they do this for power, but the question is- how would they not get caught?"
(2012.08.02 - 00:01:14) Dawn: I avoid giving an answer
(2012.08.02 - 00:01:16) Dawn: because of lesson
(2012.08.02 - 00:01:18) Dawn: (whew!)
(2012.08.02 - 00:01:53) Raepdog: Oh, anyone who wants to notice Dawn is uncomfortable, Empathy + Wits - 2 Due to Darkness.
(2012.08.02 - 00:01:53) Dawn: Aw nab
(2012.08.02 - 00:01:58) Raepdog: THE WORLD OF DARKNESS.
(2012.08.02 - 00:01:58) Kit: How WOULD they get caught?
(2012.08.02 - 00:01:59) Dawn: signed a NDA
(2012.08.02 - 00:02:01) Slynet: /rn Kit rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 7,6,5,4 (failure)
(2012.08.02 - 00:02:03) Kit:

(2012.08.02 - 00:02:07) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls a chance die. Result: 7 (failure)
(2012.08.02 - 00:02:08) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 1,5,4 (failure)
(2012.08.02 - 00:02:09) Dawn:

(2012.08.02 - 00:02:10) Dawn:

(2012.08.02 - 00:02:11) Dawn:

(2012.08.02 - 00:02:12) Dawn:

(2012.08.02 - 00:02:16) Kit: wrololo
(2012.08.02 - 00:02:22) Monica: I will ANSWER
(2012.08.02 - 00:02:25) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 10,3,8,8 | 7 (3 successes)
(2012.08.02 - 00:02:59) Horace: Horace doesn't particularly want to notice!
(2012.08.02 - 00:03:17) Slynet: /rn Lee rolls 1 die with 10-again. Result: 6 (failure)
(2012.08.02 - 00:03:19) Monica: "There isn't a legal obligation for corporations to give out their company secrets, and curing a disease is generally less expensive than treating the symptoms over a person's lifetime."
(2012.08.02 - 00:03:21) Raepdog: Dawn's one tooth feels slightly on edge, like its a little bit sore.
(2012.08.02 - 00:03:25) Horace: .
(2012.08.02 - 00:03:25) Monica: ONE TOOTH
(2012.08.02 - 00:03:52) Dawn: ... :O
(2012.08.02 - 00:03:52) Kit: Monica is so clear-sighted! Kawaii!
(2012.08.02 - 00:04:05) Horace: "...Uh, because corporations are more powerful than the government?"
(2012.08.02 - 00:04:11) Dawn: (the tooth I totally had a cavity fixed on)
(2012.08.02 - 00:04:20) Monica: Your mom gets a little bit sore
(2012.08.02 - 00:04:40) Raepdog: He smiles at Monica's answer, "A nice point, but you there miss, you seem like you have something you want to say?"
(2012.08.02 - 00:04:52) Horace: "...Or maybe the government is working with them?"
(2012.08.02 - 00:04:53) Dawn:

(2012.08.02 - 00:05:06) Monica: Or maybe
(2012.08.02 - 00:05:09) Monica: the Lizardmen are working with them
(2012.08.02 - 00:06:22) Horace: .
(2012.08.02 - 00:07:08) Raepdog: He quickly picks up Horace's answer, "But then the lack of evidence is fixed by a conspiracy, which is made plausible by the existence of an ever bigger conspiracy? It just brings more questions up. But take the Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment, and the very real conspiracy that existed around that. But lets let the woman answer."
(2012.08.02 - 00:07:13) Monica: Moogle, the Metagamer
(2012.08.02 - 00:07:34) Monica: AN EVER BIGGER CONSPIRACY
(2012.08.02 - 00:07:47) Slynet: /rn Dawn rolls 1 die with 10-again. Result: 1 (failure)
(2012.08.02 - 00:08:24) Dawn: "Well, they might-" Dawn says, before clamping her mouth shut.
(2012.08.02 - 00:08:30) Raepdog: PAINNN
(2012.08.02 - 00:08:35) Monica: Everyone look at Dawn and laugh!
(2012.08.02 - 00:08:37) Dawn: She struggles for a second and says, "Nevermind."
(2012.08.02 - 00:08:38) Monica: She's clearly retarded or something
(2012.08.02 - 00:08:42) Kit: dawn likes pain
(2012.08.02 - 00:08:44) Kit: she is a painslut
(2012.08.02 - 00:08:57) Dawn: (Dawn is slightly pale after this?)
(2012.08.02 - 00:08:59) Dawn: (WHO KNOWS)
(2012.08.02 - 00:09:17) Chad: "Yo, you okay?"
(2012.08.02 - 00:09:58) Horace: .
(2012.08.02 - 00:10:04) Monica: .
(2012.08.02 - 00:10:37) Dawn: "I'm... fine," Dawn says, moving her mouth a bit awkwardly.
(2012.08.02 - 00:10:49) Raepdog: "Oh?" he says before clicking the slide again to show a photo of the movie Scarface, "And what of this 'Golden Cartel' theory? That the money from drug cartels go into militant projects seeking to equip the gangs, and possibly equip them for a more sinister purpose? Take one oft told urban legend of an organization using meth super labs in Mexico to finance their cartel, and although all that is true, it does link itself to many other conspiracies. Where did the Confederate Gold go? What happened to the Nazi gold? All of these things are linked to crime, to legends of super LSD and magic drug labs."
(2012.08.02 - 00:11:21) Kit: I RAISE MY HAND
(2012.08.02 - 00:11:24) Horace: "Indiana Jones!"
(2012.08.02 - 00:11:39) Monica: Meth super labs!
(2012.08.02 - 00:12:02) Raepdog: He laughs at Horace and points to Kit, "Yes?"
(2012.08.02 - 00:12:06) Kit: "They all have one thing in common: they're tinfoil hat insanity," I say condescendingly. Teacher is insane.

(2012.08.02 - 00:13:09) Monica: I am interested as to why the teacher thinks that they are in MEXICO
(2012.08.02 - 00:13:11) Slynet: Monica logs out of the Chat.
(2012.08.02 - 00:13:24) Slynet: mrzwach enters the channel.
(2012.08.02 - 00:13:27) mrzwach: >slynet
(2012.08.02 - 00:13:29) mrzwach: >not shit
(2012.08.02 - 00:13:34) Slynet: mrzwach is now known as Monica.
(2012.08.02 - 00:14:48) Raepdog: "My thoughts exactly! But I'm showing these obviously wrong theories to prove a point- to show how basic scientific theories can reveal most conspiracies as simply impossible." he says going to the next slide, one that shows a Korean woman holding a cellphone and of a British security camera, "What of the New World Order and Big Brother? The secret police that watch us all, read our emails, send us messages telling us what to do- what of that? And what of Little Sister, the idea that when everyone has a cellphone even the most secret of things can be revealed on sites like Creepycampus.com?"
(2012.08.02 - 00:15:49) Kit: I've no answer to that!

(2012.08.02 - 00:15:50) Raepdog: A girl who Chad and Kit recognize as Kaci speaks up, "I love Cee Cee but the Japanese website Kagura-Watch is so much better!" he says before she fades off in weaboo talk.
(2012.08.02 - 00:16:07) Monica: weeaboo
(2012.08.02 - 00:17:18) Raepdog: He smirks at Kit.
(2012.08.02 - 00:17:27) Raepdog: TEACHER 1, KIT 1
(2012.08.02 - 00:18:21) Kit: I ain't gon' respond yo
(2012.08.02 - 00:18:53) Monica: I will just ignore KACI
(2012.08.02 - 00:18:55) Monica: and THE TEACHER
(2012.08.02 - 00:18:57) Slynet: /rn Dawn rolls 6 dice with 10-again. Result: 6,10,10,4,4,1 | 8,8 (4 successes)
(2012.08.02 - 00:20:10) Raepdog: The last slide shows an eyeball, one Kit may notice is from CreepyCampus. He smiles at all of you, "Now then, any questions about anything- none are too weird!"
(2012.08.02 - 00:20:38) Slynet: Horace has been logged out (Timeout).
(2012.08.02 - 00:20:46) Dawn: oh jarkill
(2012.08.02 - 00:20:56) Chad: "Am I in the right class?" Chad asks out loud.
(2012.08.02 - 00:20:58) Lee: Yes sir why does my partner keep fading and re-appearing from existance
(2012.08.02 - 00:21:00) Kit:

(2012.08.02 - 00:21:39) Lee: that and what the fuck does the illuminati have to do with biology mang
(2012.08.02 - 00:21:54) Raepdog: He gives a sigh, "Yes Mr. Pret, yes you are." he then looks over at the eye.
(2012.08.02 - 00:23:07) Slynet: Fel has been logged out (Timeout).
(2012.08.02 - 00:23:12) Slynet: Fel enters the channel.
(2012.08.02 - 00:23:35) Kit: "Is this all going to be about cryptozoology?" I say sarcastically. I don't even raise my hand. ^_^
(2012.08.02 - 00:23:53) Monica: inb4 pon pon pon
(2012.08.02 - 00:25:10) Raepdog: "Class dismissed. For anyone interested, The Academic Re-Evaluation of Alternative Scientific Theories will be having a meeting this week on the so called Pishtaco Murders, extra credit if you come!" he says before cleaning off the board.
(2012.08.02 - 00:25:48) Dawn: Dawn is SO attending.
(2012.08.02 - 00:25:48) Raepdog: "Homework is posted online."
(2012.08.02 - 00:25:57) Dawn: Maaaan I want to like go talk to him privately after class if I have time
(2012.08.02 - 00:25:59) Kit: Kit is SO attending, too.
(2012.08.02 - 00:26:01) Chad: Chad is SO not attending.
(2012.08.02 - 00:26:04) Kit: I wanted the same thing, Moggle
(2012.08.02 - 00:26:05) Kit: D:
(2012.08.02 - 00:26:16) Dawn: ...

(2012.08.02 - 00:26:20) Dawn: We can be frendz
(2012.08.02 - 00:26:24) Dawn: Come with us Monica!
(2012.08.02 - 00:26:30) Chad: "Hey Dawn, let's get out of here. Bring your roomate too if you want."
(2012.08.02 - 00:27:14) Dawn: "Uhm, well, I kind of wanted to talk to the professor..."
(2012.08.02 - 00:27:25) Raepdog: Dawn, do you approach the young dreamboat of a professor?
(2012.08.02 - 00:27:43) Dawn:

(2012.08.02 - 00:27:43) Kit: I DO.
(2012.08.02 - 00:27:46) Dawn: Let Kit go first!
(2012.08.02 - 00:27:46) Kit: But I'll wait my turn.
(2012.08.02 - 00:27:47) Dawn: I will be slow
(2012.08.02 - 00:27:49) Kit:

(2012.08.02 - 00:27:50) Kit: Hivemind!
(2012.08.02 - 00:27:51) Dawn: because pain
(2012.08.02 - 00:27:52) Dawn: GO KIT GO
(2012.08.02 - 00:27:56) Chad: "Pffft, you can do that some other time."
(2012.08.02 - 00:28:57) Dawn: "But it's kind of about, you know, the uh... adventure."
(2012.08.02 - 00:29:26) Monica: I will CHILL WITH DAWN AND CHAD.
(2012.08.02 - 00:29:30) Monica: "What adventure?"
(2012.08.02 - 00:29:31) Monica: :3
(2012.08.02 - 00:29:48) Raepdog: Chad finds himself with a text from an unknown number, "Score us drugs for our next party, prove yourself. - Laura"
(2012.08.02 - 00:29:59) Lee: lol
(2012.08.02 - 00:30:03) Kit: I APPROACH THE PROFESSOR BRAVELY. "Excuse me, but you didn't answer my question. It's a waste of everyone's time to spend our actual bio classes on... cryptozoology."
(2012.08.02 - 00:30:03) Chad: FFFFFFFFFF
(2012.08.02 - 00:30:12) Slynet: Jarkill enters the channel.
(2012.08.02 - 00:30:35) Dawn: oh monica
(2012.08.02 - 00:30:37) Dawn:

(2012.08.02 - 00:30:41) Chad: "Oh okay," I say before raising my voice, "YO! ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN GET SOME GOOD STUFF?"
(2012.08.02 - 00:30:48) Kit: >_>
(2012.08.02 - 00:30:50) Dawn: ...
(2012.08.02 - 00:30:50) Kit: fucking retard
(2012.08.02 - 00:30:54) Chad: >Lecture hall
>Asks for drugs
(2012.08.02 - 00:30:55) Dawn: very well done Raep
(2012.08.02 - 00:31:02) Dawn: i like how you managed to get Monica involved with him
(2012.08.02 - 00:31:06) Dawn: assuming his stupid doesnt turn her off
(2012.08.02 - 00:31:10) Raepdog: He turns to Kit, "Its a simple tool, a fun way to start class, and it is a crypozoology class."
(2012.08.02 - 00:31:10) Jarkill: I facepalm.
(2012.08.02 - 00:31:11) Lee: "Yeah I do, talk to me later."
(2012.08.02 - 00:31:17) Monica: I don't think I will at this point in time.
(2012.08.02 - 00:31:24) Monica: Maybe LATER when we aren't IN THE MIDDLE OF A PUBLIC LOCATION.
(2012.08.02 - 00:31:25) Chad: "THANKS BRO!"
(2012.08.02 - 00:31:39) Dawn: Chad is such a douche.
(2012.08.02 - 00:31:45) Chad: I'll turn back to Dawn and go with her towards the professor.
(2012.08.02 - 00:31:56) Chad: Since clearly he is needed for ADVENTURE TALK
(2012.08.02 - 00:31:57) Dawn: I have been nervously backing away at this point
(2012.08.02 - 00:31:57) Dawn:

(2012.08.02 - 00:32:00) Kit: "A rational, down-to-earth approach would be preferable," I say, obviously ticked off.
(2012.08.02 - 00:32:02) Dawn: I am scared of le drugs
(2012.08.02 - 00:32:12) Dawn: I will line up after Kit!
(2012.08.02 - 00:32:18) Dawn: AS FOR MONICA
(2012.08.02 - 00:32:28) Dawn: While Chad is yelling, I'll say, "I'll tell you about it later."
(2012.08.02 - 00:32:37) Monica: FINE THEN
(2012.08.02 - 00:32:41) Monica: Don't tell me about your ADVENTURES
(2012.08.02 - 00:32:48) Raepdog: Professor looks at you all, and responds to Kit "That was the point of the project, to see how rational thought really skims out most of the 'crypto' in zoology."
(2012.08.02 - 00:32:49) Dawn: Man, I'll tell you later!
(2012.08.02 - 00:32:56) Dawn: We live in the same place!
(2012.08.02 - 00:32:59) Dawn: I can't avoid it.
(2012.08.02 - 00:33:40) Raepdog: "You have a question miss?" he says as Chad pushes Dawn forward.
(2012.08.02 - 00:33:49) Kit: I sigh. "Whatever. I'll show up at your... thing."
(2012.08.02 - 00:33:50) Dawn: dick
(2012.08.02 - 00:34:49) Raepdog: chuggah, chuggah
(2012.08.02 - 00:34:54) Chad: "Yo professor, Dawn wants to talk to you about the adventure we had last night."
(2012.08.02 - 00:35:11) Dawn: "Uh, well, I was just wondering if, uhm, we'll ever be exploring the forest by here... during these meetings..." I'll say after throwing a scared glance around thanks to Chadouche.
(2012.08.02 - 00:35:11) Raepdog: He blushes.
(2012.08.02 - 00:35:15) Monica: inb4 question about the likelyhood of her contracting herpes
(2012.08.02 - 00:36:06) Raepdog: "Well, the forests around here have a whole lot of legend around them. Take the Judas Tree at the center of campus, or the stories of drunk kids getting lost in them and never being found."
(2012.08.02 - 00:36:57) Dawn: "Yes, well, that's exactly what I was thinking with the fairies and all, kids being abducted, if they came about as getting lost, uhm, well... nevermind..." Dawn says realizing how she's kind of in a crowd.
(2012.08.02 - 00:36:58) Dawn:

(2012.08.02 - 00:37:03) Dawn: Let's go, Chad!
(2012.08.02 - 00:37:13) Dawn: We'll go have lunch or something if Monica wants to come along (OH GOD DONT LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HIM)
(2012.08.02 - 00:37:14) Kit: this college is full of wtf
(2012.08.02 - 00:37:45) Monica: I will COME ALONG
(2012.08.02 - 00:38:02) Chad: YEAH
(2012.08.02 - 00:38:06) Chad: CHAD WITH THE LADIES
(2012.08.02 - 00:38:14) Chad: We shall go get dinner!
(2012.08.02 - 00:38:18) Kit: ALAS
(2012.08.02 - 00:38:22) Kit: I RETURN SAD TO MY DORM
(2012.08.02 - 00:38:23) Dawn:

(2012.08.02 - 00:38:25) Raepdog: "An interesting thought, and one a few believe in." he says as Chad goes off with the two ladies. If Mrz wants, this can be the night of the drug deal.
(2012.08.02 - 00:38:25) Kit: TO BROWSE THE INTERWEBS
(2012.08.02 - 00:38:26) Dawn: you could come with us Kit
(2012.08.02 - 00:38:40) Fel: Stay home and be EMO KIT
(2012.08.02 - 00:38:43) Fel: You EMO KIT you
(2012.08.02 - 00:38:44) Dawn: GO ZWACH SOLO SCENE
(2012.08.02 - 00:38:44) Dawn: GO
(2012.08.02 - 00:38:49) Fel: Relatedly, moogle y u no typing notifications
(2012.08.02 - 00:38:52) Monica: It's not a solo scene
(2012.08.02 - 00:38:55) Monica: Dawn is going to get dragged along!
(2012.08.02 - 00:39:04) Chad: "Wait a moment," I say before going up to Lee, "Bro, gimme your number. We gotta do business later."
(2012.08.02 - 00:39:40) Raepdog: Monica, roll perception.
(2012.08.02 - 00:39:41) Lee: "Sure, its 696-6969
(2012.08.02 - 00:39:52) Lee: "
(2012.08.02 - 00:40:17) Chad: "Thanks bro." I head out with Monica and Dawn if nothing else happens.
(2012.08.02 - 00:40:37) Chad: Of course, I text Lee as I do so, "Yo, it's the Chad. This is my number."
(2012.08.02 - 00:41:10) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls 5 dice with 10-again. Result: 10,1,5,6,4 | 1 (1 success)
(2012.08.02 - 00:41:13) Monica: I roll perceptino!
(2012.08.02 - 00:41:41) Monica: why do I have no last name
(2012.08.02 - 00:41:44) Monica: in the xp thread
(2012.08.02 - 00:41:44) Raepdog: You could hear Chad ask that man for his number for likely drug-related business. Someone is shitting on your turf.
(2012.08.02 - 00:41:58) Monica: It is ASHBY
(2012.08.02 - 00:41:59) Monica: ARE THEY
(2012.08.02 - 00:42:23) Monica: Chances are his dealer is probably the same person that I can sell drugs to. >_>
(2012.08.02 - 00:42:30) Lee: Yeah
(2012.08.02 - 00:42:34) Lee: My "Dealer"
(2012.08.02 - 00:43:23) Raepdog: ANYHOW. Going to the dining hall it is a busy time, but an alright time.
(2012.08.02 - 00:44:10) Dawn: yey
(2012.08.02 - 00:44:24) Raepdog: Dawn/Monica/Chad scene.
(2012.08.02 - 00:44:36) Monica: lol
(2012.08.02 - 00:44:38) Monica: GRAVE DIGGING
(2012.08.02 - 00:45:09) Lee: okay who the fuck is this.
(2012.08.02 - 00:45:12) Lee: im quite serious
(2012.08.02 - 00:45:16) Monica: I will get FOOD.
(2012.08.02 - 00:45:48) Chad: WHAT IS
(2012.08.02 - 00:45:51) Chad: FOR DINNER?
(2012.08.02 - 00:45:58) Slynet: Jarkill has been logged out (Timeout).
(2012.08.02 - 00:46:35) Raepdog: Chicken, with mashed potatoes, and ice cream..
(2012.08.02 - 00:46:45) Lee: I head back to my room
(2012.08.02 - 00:46:55) Lee: I dont want any damn chicken and mashed potatoes
(2012.08.02 - 00:47:12) Lee: I need to go recover my healht
(2012.08.02 - 00:47:13) Lee: and shit
(2012.08.02 - 00:47:19) Lee: so i can rob graves effectivley
(2012.08.02 - 00:47:32) Lee: Oh sorry I mean grave "exploring."
(2012.08.02 - 00:47:45) Raepdog: Tonight the food is alright, its not good or bad but is worth eating. Not as good as that fruit you ate last night, man was that cool.
(2012.08.02 - 00:47:57) Raepdog: You may find a private booth.
(2012.08.02 - 00:48:07) Chad: Anyone we know in the dining hall?
(2012.08.02 - 00:48:11) Chad: Or shall we get a pri-
(2012.08.02 - 00:48:12) Chad: yeah
(2012.08.02 - 00:49:00) Raepdog: Kaci can be spotted with a fat motherfucker eating, she winks at you and does dirty things to a spoon while no one but you is looking before going back to reading her manga.
(2012.08.02 - 00:50:35) Monica: I eat food, ignoring KACI
(2012.08.02 - 00:50:40) Dawn: "I love mashed potatoes!" I half-squeal.
(2012.08.02 - 00:51:00) Monica: I also have clairvoyence, so hah!
(2012.08.02 - 00:51:35) Chad: "Yeah, mashed potatoes are pretty cool. This chicken isn't too bad either."
(2012.08.02 - 00:51:40) Raepdog:
http://www.haircutstips.com/wp-content/themes/almost-spring/images/side-ponytail-hairstyle.jpg
(2012.08.02 - 00:51:46) Dawn: man talking about food
(2012.08.02 - 00:51:49) Dawn: this scene is awesome

(2012.08.02 - 00:52:28) Raepdog:
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/aAvcIgZ-ntY/0.jpg
(2012.08.02 - 00:52:51) Dawn: "So, uhm, yeah, Monica, like I said, last night was really really weird. You really might want to avoid going out in those woods alone."
(2012.08.02 - 00:52:54) Dawn: THERE
(2012.08.02 - 00:52:55) Dawn: eat plot
(2012.08.02 - 00:53:01) Dawn: since I dont care for talking about food
(2012.08.02 - 00:53:09) Monica: "I generally avoid going out to isolated places by myself, but thanks."
(2012.08.02 - 00:53:15) Monica: durr hurr
(2012.08.02 - 00:53:20) Chad: "Aw no, the forest was pretty damn cool. We saved a bunch of hookers and stuff there."
(2012.08.02 - 00:53:41) Raepdog: Anyhow, its a lovely night and Monica gets a text from Rashid, "Ready for the deal tonight?" While Chad gets a text from Laura saying, "Get me some good coke." While Dawn gets a text from Lance, "Thinking of you buddy!".
(2012.08.02 - 00:53:56) Raepdog: All your phones go off at once, which is strange but... statistically bound to happen?
(2012.08.02 - 00:53:59) Lee: I have so much coke
(2012.08.02 - 00:54:17) Dawn: "I'm pretty sure there's something in the air there and I was hallucinating for the entire thing," Dawn says apologetically. "You study chemistry. Maybe you'd want to check it out?"
(2012.08.02 - 00:54:17) Lee: You know, I had a pretty good plan
(2012.08.02 - 00:54:28) Lee: I was going to jump the drug buying grands ass
(2012.08.02 - 00:54:35) Lee: but now I realize its not so smart
(2012.08.02 - 00:54:37) Dawn: I am not That Person and will not respond to text while eating!
(2012.08.02 - 00:54:38) Lee: since im HALF DEAD
(2012.08.02 - 00:55:23) Chad: "Uhhhhh, Dawn? What about the gold I gave you?"
(2012.08.02 - 00:55:41) Chad: I then look at my text and grimace, "Shit."
(2012.08.02 - 00:56:04) Monica: "Actually, I have plans tonight. I'm meeting someone. Think you'd be interested in coming along? You too, Chad, I could hook you up with some of the stuff you were asking for earlier."
(2012.08.02 - 00:56:08) Monica: RECRUITMENT
(2012.08.02 - 00:56:13) Dawn: Dawn is...
(2012.08.02 - 00:56:16) Dawn: SURPRISED AT DRUG DEAL
(2012.08.02 - 00:56:17) Dawn: D:
(2012.08.02 - 00:56:21) Dawn: Shocked, in fact!
(2012.08.02 - 00:56:24) Dawn: Not too much though.
(2012.08.02 - 00:56:45) Chad: "Uh.... you're a drug dealer?"
(2012.08.02 - 00:56:55) Dawn: "I'd like to tag along," Dawn says, not wanting to be alone so Chad can find an excuse to be with her.
(2012.08.02 - 00:57:03) Lee: fuck you mrzwah
(2012.08.02 - 00:57:04) Lee: you bitch
(2012.08.02 - 00:57:13) Lee: I will kill you you drug dealing bastard
(2012.08.02 - 00:57:30) Raepdog: Mrz, do you roll for your Clairvoyance? If so- roll.
(2012.08.02 - 00:57:36) Monica: "More or less, I say."
(2012.08.02 - 00:57:37) Monica: Also, I DO
(2012.08.02 - 00:57:49) Chad: "Huh, sick. Got any coke?"
(2012.08.02 - 00:58:26) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls 5 dice with 10-again. Result: 1,9,6,8,5 (2 successes)
(2012.08.02 - 00:58:28) Monica: :O
(2012.08.02 - 00:58:34) Dawn: O:
(2012.08.02 - 00:58:37) Dawn: y u no exceptional
(2012.08.02 - 00:59:21) Monica: Because lescrew you
(2012.08.02 - 01:00:05) Dawn: like 75% of dawn's rolls have been 4 successes
(2012.08.02 - 01:00:06) Dawn:

(2012.08.02 - 01:00:42) Raepdog: Monica's face goes a bit full and she closes her eyes.
(2012.08.02 - 01:00:52) Raepdog: About twenty seconds pass and they open.
(2012.08.02 - 01:00:53) Monica: Only a -2 to perception rolls, for now
(2012.08.02 - 01:01:39) Chad: "...hello?"
(2012.08.02 - 01:01:51) Dawn: "Are you okay?"
(2012.08.02 - 01:01:59) Dawn: BAM caring dawn is caring
(2012.08.02 - 01:02:04) Slynet: Jarkill logs into the Chat.
(2012.08.02 - 01:02:09) Monica: "I'm fine. Sorry, just zoned out." :3
(2012.08.02 - 01:02:47) Lee: LETS JUST ASUME
(2012.08.02 - 01:02:49) Chad: "Right, so got any coke?" I ask again while giving her a strange look.
(2012.08.02 - 01:02:49) Lee: I AM SLEEPING
(2012.08.02 - 01:03:01) Lee: BECAUSE I ACTUALLY AM KIND OF TIRED
(2012.08.02 - 01:03:03) Dawn: Dawn is... mildly uncomfortable at talk of drugs.
(2012.08.02 - 01:03:05) Monica: DO I, RAEP
(2012.08.02 - 01:03:07) Monica: I presume I do
(2012.08.02 - 01:03:21) Raepdog: Monica could stop by the lab and get some awesome coke.
(2012.08.02 - 01:03:57) Monica: "I could get some. Just help me out and I'll help you."
(2012.08.02 - 01:03:59) Monica: Where are we MEETING AGAIN
(2012.08.02 - 01:04:01) Monica: Some fucking basement
(2012.08.02 - 01:04:06) Monica: This is like, bad ideas 101
(2012.08.02 - 01:04:11) Monica: An apartment basement
(2012.08.02 - 01:04:22) Raepdog: A basement in a shitty apartment.
(2012.08.02 - 01:04:26) Chad: "Sounds pretty bro to me. Wait, how am I helping you?"
(2012.08.02 - 01:05:47) Monica: I am NOT afk
(2012.08.02 - 01:05:50) Monica: you faggot!
(2012.08.02 - 01:05:58) Monica: but you WHINE
(2012.08.02 - 01:06:31) Monica: "I'm meeting some people. It's nothing big, just don't want to be wandering around alone at night."
(2012.08.02 - 01:06:40) Monica: And then we all get murdered and its all mah fautl
(2012.08.02 - 01:06:58) Slynet: Lee has been logged out (Timeout).
(2012.08.02 - 01:06:59) Chad: "No problem, babe. I'm good at the whole protecting thing. Dawn can vouch for me."
(2012.08.02 - 01:07:04) Monica: lol
(2012.08.02 - 01:07:18) Dawn: "... Yeah..."
(2012.08.02 - 01:07:28) Raepdog: Chad, Keeper of Lavish Sensations
(2012.08.02 - 01:07:28) Dawn: Dawn thinks of all the times where Chad almost got them killed.
(2012.08.02 - 01:07:32) Dawn: Like say, not paying.
(2012.08.02 - 01:08:10) Monica: Shall we PROCEED
(2012.08.02 - 01:08:15) Chad: YEAAAH
(2012.08.02 - 01:09:30) Dawn: BRING DA SCENE AWN
(2012.08.02 - 01:10:17) Raepdog: Do you all go to the apartment? Sunview Apartments are about as nice as you think they would be, and by nice, I mean shitty. Oh boy, boy are they shitty. Getting there you see a large "VII" spray painted on the side of the building, and out in a car a man is waiting in his car just doing man things. You can see the door for basement apartment A.
(2012.08.02 - 01:10:38) Dawn: Nice place.
(2012.08.02 - 01:10:56) Monica: lol
(2012.08.02 - 01:11:12) Monica: "Wow. This place really is a dump," I will comment, to NO ONE in PARTICULAR
(2012.08.02 - 01:11:14) Dawn: "Uh, well, I can see why you'd want some people with you..."
(2012.08.02 - 01:11:18) Monica: but I will also lead the way to basement apartment A
(2012.08.02 - 01:11:25) Chad: "Nice place," Chad says cheerfully.
(2012.08.02 - 01:11:25) Dawn: TO THE BASEMENT
(2012.08.02 - 01:13:16) Raepdog: Do you knock?
(2012.08.02 - 01:13:20) Slynet: Monica logs out of the Chat.
(2012.08.02 - 01:13:32) Slynet: mrzwach enters the channel.
(2012.08.02 - 01:13:34) mrzwach: yes
(2012.08.02 - 01:13:36) Slynet: mrzwach is now known as Monica.
(2012.08.02 - 01:13:38) Monica: its called slynet sucks
(2012.08.02 - 01:14:13) Chad: "So, uh, how's this gonna go down?"
(2012.08.02 - 01:14:22) Raepdog: The door opens and inside you can see two men in mostly rag-like clothes sitting on a couch, the one is smoking some sort of pipe. Also standing there is a man with black hair and a nice suit, with a gold tie. He holds a briefcase out in front of him, "You have the stuff?"
(2012.08.02 - 01:14:36) Monica: Shh, CHAD
(2012.08.02 - 01:14:47) Monica: "Yes, I do." I give them the stuff, I guess?
(2012.08.02 - 01:14:54) Dawn: Chad is a dumbasssss
(2012.08.02 - 01:15:16) Raepdog: "Show it."
(2012.08.02 - 01:15:34) Monica: I show them the stuff.
(2012.08.02 - 01:15:38) Monica: <_<
(2012.08.02 - 01:16:18) Raepdog: "Open it, and let my man Eight test it out?" he says putting down the briefcase and hey its the one from the vision you had, "85 Large."
(2012.08.02 - 01:16:34) Dawn: :O monehs
(2012.08.02 - 01:16:52) Dawn: Dawn is quiet during this exchange!
(2012.08.02 - 01:17:02) Chad: Same.
(2012.08.02 - 01:17:04) Raepdog: That is a lot of money and these men have guns I should add!
(2012.08.02 - 01:17:19) Raepdog: Pistols.
(2012.08.02 - 01:17:21) Raepdog: Black.
(2012.08.02 - 01:17:36) Monica: I will LOOK THROUGH THE MONEY.
(2012.08.02 - 01:17:47) Monica: And probably in doing so reveal the fucking phonebooks they have HIDDEN UNDER THERE
(2012.08.02 - 01:17:50) Monica: This is totally a good idea.
(2012.08.02 - 01:18:13) Raepdog: Do you want to subtly reveal that, or do you blatantly do so?
(2012.08.02 - 01:18:34) Monica: I will subtly do it, <_<
(2012.08.02 - 01:18:44) Monica: No moogle I'm just metagaming
(2012.08.02 - 01:19:29) Monica: everyone metagamed
(2012.08.02 - 01:19:39) Dawn: I metagame every scene
(2012.08.02 - 01:19:41) Dawn:

(2012.08.02 - 01:19:59) Monica: Grand was ultimate powergamed.
(2012.08.02 - 01:20:14) Monica: You had like a ridiculous sword dicepool
(2012.08.02 - 01:20:15) Monica: :<
(2012.08.02 - 01:20:19) Raepdog: You take up the money and reveal there to be phonebooks, the Black Haired Man sighs, lifts his hand, and then the two guys on the couch and the one in the kitchen point there guns at Monica, the Black Haired Man speaks in a soft voice, "It could have been so much simpler." he then clicks on his walkie talkie, "Ted, outside clear?"
(2012.08.02 - 01:20:24) Raepdog: No response.
(2012.08.02 - 01:21:00) Monica: well this is SAD
(2012.08.02 - 01:21:01) Dawn: ...
(2012.08.02 - 01:21:12) Dawn: Dawn is so about to freak out.
(2012.08.02 - 01:21:15) Dawn: Like, let's see
(2012.08.02 - 01:21:16) Slynet: /rn Dawn rolls 2 dice with 10-again. Result: 6,8 (1 success)
(2012.08.02 - 01:21:18) Monica: Go moogle
(2012.08.02 - 01:21:20) Dawn: okay no scream for now
(2012.08.02 - 01:21:21) Monica: uahahaha
(2012.08.02 - 01:21:24) Dawn: but its THERE
(2012.08.02 - 01:21:26) Raepdog: Hey Dawn, theres a snake at your foot.
(2012.08.02 - 01:21:31) Dawn: FFFFFFFFFFFF
(2012.08.02 - 01:21:33) Monica: CONVENIENT
(2012.08.02 - 01:21:43) Monica: there's a snake in your boot
(2012.08.02 - 01:22:10) Chad: "Huh?"
(2012.08.02 - 01:22:37) Slynet: /rn Dawn rolls 2 dice with 10-again. Result: 3,9 (1 success)
(2012.08.02 - 01:22:56) Raepdog: Anyone who wants to, Animal Ken + Int.
(2012.08.02 - 01:23:03) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls 2 dice with 10-again. Result: 1,6 (failure)
(2012.08.02 - 01:23:05) Monica: lel
(2012.08.02 - 01:23:06) Slynet: /rn Dawn rolls 5 dice with 10-again. Result: 8,1,6,3,9 (2 successes)
(2012.08.02 - 01:23:12) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls a chance die. Result: 3 (failure)
(2012.08.02 - 01:23:44) Raepdog: "Ted, do you hear me?" he says into the walkie talkie once more, "No matter. I'm sorry Miss, you just lost 25K. Now then, care to write down the formula, maybe them we'll keep you around as a whore instead of just killing you?"
(2012.08.02 - 01:23:56) Dawn: "... N-no..." Dawn whispers down at the snake before taking a deep breath.
(2012.08.02 - 01:24:52) Monica: >:O
(2012.08.02 - 01:25:32) Raepdog: You hear one of the meth heads who starts smoking the stuff scoff at Dawn, "Freak is talking to a hallucination."
(2012.08.02 - 01:25:32) Dawn: Veryy
(2012.08.02 - 01:25:34) Monica: "Well, we did come prepared. They already took out your man outside. Shooting us at this point would not be advisable."
(2012.08.02 - 01:25:34) Dawn: very slowly
(2012.08.02 - 01:25:39) Dawn: Dawn is going to put her hand on her head.
(2012.08.02 - 01:25:46) Monica: HER HAND ON HER HEAD
(2012.08.02 - 01:25:48) Dawn: hands*
(2012.08.02 - 01:26:00) Chad: I glance at Dawn with a worried expression, but don't move.
(2012.08.02 - 01:26:23) Raepdog: Monica roll Manipulation + Intimidation.
(2012.08.02 - 01:26:43) Monica: Can I make it a SUBTERFUGE ROLL.
(2012.08.02 - 01:26:54) Monica: I'm not really going for the raww uhh, presence of intimidation? I dunno
(2012.08.02 - 01:27:04) Raepdog: Alright.
(2012.08.02 - 01:28:06) Monica: I wanted to take the subterfuge
(2012.08.02 - 01:28:07) Monica: you retard
(2012.08.02 - 01:28:14) Raepdog: Manipulation + Subt.
(2012.08.02 - 01:28:17) Raepdog: Wait.
(2012.08.02 - 01:28:19) Monica: well, then we die
(2012.08.02 - 01:28:27) Monica: I will retract that action
(2012.08.02 - 01:28:28) Raepdog: It is intimidation, roll manip + intim.
(2012.08.02 - 01:28:30) Monica: if I can't roll intimidation
(2012.08.02 - 01:28:48) Monica: Whatever, I'll use a willpower
(2012.08.02 - 01:28:49) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 7,8,8,1 (2 successes)
(2012.08.02 - 01:28:53) Raepdog: BALLS DEEP, ROLL DEM DICE.
(2012.08.02 - 01:29:20) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls 21 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,3,3,3,3,7,5,5,5,10,9,9,3,10,1,9,9,6,6,3,3 | 9,5 (8 successes - exceptional!)
(2012.08.02 - 01:29:52) Raepdog: "What are you talking about..." he says interested in what you are saying, slightly unnerved, "Ted.. you there?" Then there is a pause before you hear a very gravely voice, "No."
(2012.08.02 - 01:30:07) Monica: I saw this coming from a mile away.
(2012.08.02 - 01:30:21) Monica: Actually, I just was improvising.
(2012.08.02 - 01:30:29) Monica: and using GENRE SAVINESS
(2012.08.02 - 01:30:34) Raepdog: People may notice that Dawn has one hand on her head like a weirdo, and is leaning down to a snake.
(2012.08.02 - 01:30:35) Monica: >Ted doesn't respond after two attempts
(2012.08.02 - 01:30:36) Monica: SHH
(2012.08.02 - 01:30:52) Raepdog: Hey smart people, roll perception. (oh, Chad can to)
(2012.08.02 - 01:30:59) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 8,4,7,6 (1 success)
(2012.08.02 - 01:31:01) Monica: Now we get like, 20 thousand dollars for free
(2012.08.02 - 01:31:03) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls 5 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,7,10,5,1 | 4 (2 successes)
(2012.08.02 - 01:31:38) Chad: "Psst, Dawn. You should wait to get back to my place if you want to play with a snake. Stop that."
(2012.08.02 - 01:31:44) Raepdog: Chad and Monica notice the snake at the door with Dawn, however Monica notices the other snake coming out of the vent.
(2012.08.02 - 01:31:50) Monica: On the plus side, if we run the fuck out of dodge, we can make out with thousands of dollars for absolutely nthign
(2012.08.02 - 01:31:53) Monica: OH GOD
(2012.08.02 - 01:31:55) Monica: ALL THE SNAKES
(2012.08.02 - 01:32:10) Dawn: Dawn is wide-eyed and FREAKING THE FUCK OUT
(2012.08.02 - 01:32:20) Monica: Damnit Dawn keep it together.
(2012.08.02 - 01:32:24) Monica: No, I don't!
(2012.08.02 - 01:32:29) Monica: I never lost their meth.
(2012.08.02 - 01:32:48) Monica: Well, yeah.
(2012.08.02 - 01:34:25) Monica: I am not typing
(2012.08.02 - 01:34:31) Monica: I'm waiting for them to respond
(2012.08.02 - 01:34:41) Monica: Or for something to happen
(2012.08.02 - 01:35:11) Monica: Use your damn snakes Dawn
(2012.08.02 - 01:35:13) Monica: CHANNEL
(2012.08.02 - 01:35:14) Monica: THE SNAKES
(2012.08.02 - 01:38:00) Raepdog: They all hold their guns at Monica, and the Black Haired Man simply speaks into the phone scared, "Who.. who is this?" to which the response is, "Your reckoning." The lights then go black as power is cut out, and a lot of you can hear the sound of hissing, the sound of lunging, and the general sound of screams. Actions admits the sounds?
(2012.08.02 - 01:38:26) Dawn: SCEAM
(2012.08.02 - 01:38:34) Dawn: SCREAM
(2012.08.02 - 01:39:42) Slynet: megapwn enters the channel.
(2012.08.02 - 01:39:46) megapwn: Hey grand, i won
(2012.08.02 - 01:39:48) megapwn: le fuck you face.
(2012.08.02 - 01:40:08) Chad:

(2012.08.02 - 01:40:13) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls 7 dice with 10-again. Result: 8,6,4,10,8,6,3 | 8 (4 successes)
(2012.08.02 - 01:40:20) Monica: le secret face
(2012.08.02 - 01:40:24) megapwn: fucking mrzwach rolls way to good
(2012.08.02 - 01:41:15) Dawn: defens r 3
(2012.08.02 - 01:41:20) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 2 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,7 (1 success)
(2012.08.02 - 01:42:45) Monica: I am UNPOWERGAMER
(2012.08.02 - 01:43:32) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls a chance die. Result: 4 (failure)
(2012.08.02 - 01:43:34) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls a chance die. Result: 1 (DRAMATIC FAILURE)
(2012.08.02 - 01:43:36) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls a chance die. Result: 3 (failure)
(2012.08.02 - 01:44:09) Raepdog: Guy 1, Guy 3, Black, Monica, Dawn, Chad
(2012.08.02 - 01:44:19) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 1d6 and gets 2.
(2012.08.02 - 01:44:41) Monica: Guy 3 shoots himself
(2012.08.02 - 01:45:33) Raepdog: Monica is able to grab the cash and the meth and head to the front door where Dawn and Chad were before Chad tackled Dawn to the floor in protection. The lights come back on. Two meth guys who were on the couch are purple in the face and gasping for air as their faces swell and their eyes bulge. The man with the Black Hair is there with a snake wrapped around his body, constricting him but keeping him alive. At the door, now looking at the pile of you is a man who also has dark hair, three gold earrings, a short stick with a blade at the end that is sharp and curved and shines golden, and who also has a sharp fanged smile, "Name is Simon, nice to meet you."
(2012.08.02 - 01:45:47) Monica: I wanted to grab DAWN and pull her along
(2012.08.02 - 01:46:09) Slynet: megapwn has been logged out (Timeout).
(2012.08.02 - 01:46:12) Dawn:

(2012.08.02 - 01:46:15) Dawn: Pull meeeeeee
(2012.08.02 - 01:47:15) Chad: I get the fuck up.
(2012.08.02 - 01:47:25) Chad: And help Dawn up?
(2012.08.02 - 01:47:40) Dawn: I stop screaming and instead look around.
(2012.08.02 - 01:47:42) Dawn:

(2012.08.02 - 01:47:51) Dawn: TROLLLLL IN THE DUNGEOn
(2012.08.02 - 01:48:25) Chad: (23:47:51) Dawn: TROLLLLL IN THE DUNGEOn
http://emotibot.net/?content=viewer&id=5885
(2012.08.02 - 01:49:20) Monica: I will SPEAK TO SIMON
(2012.08.02 - 01:49:23) Raepdog: You guys may get up, the man who has introduced himself as Simon will simply walk in with grace and charm, and go over to the bound man "Victor, my good Victor- we built you up 10 years ago and look how you paid us back? You took a disk full of secrets and sold it, lost what you gained, and now peddle drugs to make ends meet? Fuck you."
(2012.08.02 - 01:49:47) Dawn: SIMONNNNNNNN
(2012.08.02 - 01:50:27) Chad: "Yo, uh, snake man, what the fuck?"
(2012.08.02 - 01:50:41) Monica: "He does seem like a scumbag. Unfortunate, but not quite a tragedy. Nice to meet you, I guess."
(2012.08.02 - 01:50:43) Monica: Lescrew you
(2012.08.02 - 01:50:53) Dawn: "Snakes," Dawn says breathlessly.
(2012.08.02 - 01:53:05) Raepdog: He waves you all off, "One second, I'm working on something here." Simon then looks back at Victor, "A company burned, and you made off with flaming goods? Fuck you. We lost Paradise that day, yet you tried to run off and make it for yourself? Fuck you once more." he says before snapping the man's neck with great speed and strength, "Your blood is not fit to be tasted." He then looks at you three, the money, the drugs, "Oh, did I mess up a drug deal?"
(2012.08.02 - 01:53:54) Monica: "Your friend was trying to rip us off anyway, so I don't really mind."
(2012.08.02 - 01:53:55) Monica: >us
(2012.08.02 - 01:54:09) Chad: "Uh..."
(2012.08.02 - 01:54:56) Dawn: "Snakes..." Dawn says, mouth agape.
(2012.08.02 - 01:55:02) Dawn: She's never seen someone die before.
(2012.08.02 - 01:55:34) Raepdog: "Oh, you deal the drugs? Nice- just watch whose shoes you step on. Hey, that looks to be some good stuff, some very good stuff- care to hand it over?"
(2012.08.02 - 01:56:08) Chad: "Bro, you're not asking for a freebie are you? Not cool man, not cool at all."
(2012.08.02 - 01:56:43) Monica: lol
(2012.08.02 - 01:57:10) Monica: Simon, not a douche, pick one.
(2012.08.02 - 01:57:13) Dawn: "Just give it to him, I don't want to die!"
(2012.08.02 - 01:57:36) Monica: "I wouldn't. It's tainted; it was meant for these scumbags."
(2012.08.02 - 01:57:44) Raepdog: "I have better things to deal with, I'll let my men take care of this- I got what I came for." he says taking a CD off of the dead man and speeding out of here. As for you guys, there are two men outside smiling at you all.
(2012.08.02 - 01:57:52) Monica: OR THAT.
(2012.08.02 - 01:58:05) Raepdog:
http://emotibot.net/index.php?content=viewer&id=5909
(2012.08.02 - 01:58:26) Chad: Where's the cash?
(2012.08.02 - 01:58:45) Raepdog: Monica has the cash.
(2012.08.02 - 01:58:50) Chad: kk
(2012.08.02 - 01:58:51) Monica: hue
(2012.08.02 - 01:58:55) Monica: are the two men going to attempt to stop us
(2012.08.02 - 01:58:56) Monica: from walking away
(2012.08.02 - 01:59:13) Raepdog: Lets set the scene shall we?
(2012.08.02 - 01:59:14) Monica: if they really wanted to, they could always SHOOT US D:
(2012.08.02 - 02:00:44) Raepdog: Monica has some cash and some drugs. Outside you can see the car from before with a nice red windshield, while you also see two tall dark skinned men standing outside smiling at all of you. Meanwhile inside you can see two men who are purple in the face, and some snakes going down the shower drain and the kitchen sink. Its a basic living room with a kitchen, gas stove, fridge, and there are two guns on the floor come to think of it.
(2012.08.02 - 02:01:04) Monica: Are there any other exits.
(2012.08.02 - 02:01:43) Chad: "So, uh, I guess we get the fuck out?"
(2012.08.02 - 02:01:57) Dawn: "Can we go?" Dawn asks in a small voice.
(2012.08.02 - 02:01:58) Raepdog: Theres a strong looking door, and a bedroom door that is closed. I figure you could slam the door quickly.
(2012.08.02 - 02:02:32) Monica: "I'll take these," I say, picking up the FIREARMS. "I might be able to sell them, and I guess they could be useful for intimidation."
(2012.08.02 - 02:02:42) Monica: Those don't sound like exits.
(2012.08.02 - 02:02:46) Dawn: "Can I have one?"
(2012.08.02 - 02:02:50) Dawn: Again with the small voice.
(2012.08.02 - 02:02:58) Monica: I will GIVE IT TO DAWN
(2012.08.02 - 02:03:02) Monica: DAWN, master of FIREARMS
(2012.08.02 - 02:03:07) Raepdog: Do you close the door?
(2012.08.02 - 02:03:09) Dawn:

(2012.08.02 - 02:03:12) Monica: Monica isn't going to shoot anyone probably.
(2012.08.02 - 02:03:14) Monica: Yeah, we do
(2012.08.02 - 02:03:16) Monica: and then we go out the other door
(2012.08.02 - 02:03:19) Monica: quickly
(2012.08.02 - 02:04:15) Chad: Chad will le follow.
(2012.08.02 - 02:04:20) Chad: With a blank look of CONFUSION.
(2012.08.02 - 02:04:56) Raepdog: You slam the door, and I'll assume deadbolt it. Then if you run into the bedroom you can find a mattress on the floor, some drug stuff that makes it look a bit of a- yep, thats a meth lab. A shitty one at that, dangerous. Oh, and there is a small window that you could climb out with help.
(2012.08.02 - 02:05:42) Monica: I don't think I will. This is an apartment complex with people, detonating an explosion in the basement would endanger everyone on the upper levels.
(2012.08.02 - 02:05:42) Monica:

(2012.08.02 - 02:05:43) Slynet: megapwn enters the channel.
(2012.08.02 - 02:06:04) Raepdog: Poor people.
(2012.08.02 - 02:06:07) Dawn: ... how... terrible...
(2012.08.02 - 02:06:09) Dawn: DO IT ANYWAY
(2012.08.02 - 02:06:20) Monica: NAY, MORALITY.
(2012.08.02 - 02:06:21) Raepdog: Monica, roll Int + Science + 1
(2012.08.02 - 02:06:30) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls 8 dice with 10-again. Result: 10,3,7,10,7,9,5,10 | 6,3,8 (5 successes - exceptional!)
(2012.08.02 - 02:06:39) Monica: I am SCIENCE
(2012.08.02 - 02:07:15) Monica:
http://thegoodsirs.net/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=9369
(2012.08.02 - 02:07:20) Raepdog: You could make something that did a bright flash of light, and act as a explosion of mostly flame. Less property damage, more.. fire. Also, there are sprinklers.
(2012.08.02 - 02:07:40) Monica: HM.
(2012.08.02 - 02:07:46) Monica: I will attempt to create a MODERATE FIRE of MODERATION
(2012.08.02 - 02:07:50) Dawn: One truth will find you free again
(2012.08.02 - 02:07:51) Dawn: dododo
(2012.08.02 - 02:08:21) Raepdog: Then roll Crafts + Int.
(2012.08.02 - 02:08:30) Raepdog: MEANWHILE.
(2012.08.02 - 02:08:41) Raepdog: Does Chad help Dawn free through the window?
(2012.08.02 - 02:08:53) Dawn: >_>
(2012.08.02 - 02:08:56) Chad: Yeah sure.
(2012.08.02 - 02:08:58) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls 6 dice with 10-again. Result: 2,9,2,6,1,8 (2 successes)
(2012.08.02 - 02:09:18) Monica: Oh god run
(2012.08.02 - 02:09:21) Raepdog: Dawn is now free!
(2012.08.02 - 02:09:23) Dawn: say that IC
(2012.08.02 - 02:09:26) Chad: I make sure to place my hands where Dawn won't mind.
(2012.08.02 - 02:09:28) Dawn: i dont think Dawn understands EXPLOSIONS
(2012.08.02 - 02:09:34) Raepdog: Two turns left, actions Dawn/Chad/Monica?
(2012.08.02 - 02:09:36) Dawn: And of course, Chad is insensitive
(2012.08.02 - 02:09:39) Dawn: so its on my ass isnt it
(2012.08.02 - 02:09:41) Chad: O.o
(2012.08.02 - 02:09:48) Chad: Get Dawn through the window.
(2012.08.02 - 02:09:49) Chad: Now.
(2012.08.02 - 02:09:51) Chad: GOGOGO
(2012.08.02 - 02:10:02) Dawn: Window GO pending Monica panic warning us
(2012.08.02 - 02:10:06) Chad: Okay.
(2012.08.02 - 02:10:08) Chad: Get MONICA
(2012.08.02 - 02:10:10) Monica: How is this magic
(2012.08.02 - 02:10:10) Chad: Through the window
(2012.08.02 - 02:10:17) Monica: whee
(2012.08.02 - 02:10:18) Chad: I set myself up to boost her through.
(2012.08.02 - 02:10:18) Monica: what do i roll
(2012.08.02 - 02:10:26) Chad: "Holy shit, what the fuck Monica? Gogogo!"
(2012.08.02 - 02:10:28) Monica: Also, taking the money
(2012.08.02 - 02:10:38) Raepdog: Strength + Athletics roll from Chad.
(2012.08.02 - 02:10:44) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 5 dice with 10-again. Result: 1,1,7,10,1 | 3 (1 success)
(2012.08.02 - 02:10:47) Monica: "It's a distraction. A mostly harmless distraction, but not that harmless."
(2012.08.02 - 02:10:50) Monica: THE MONEY
(2012.08.02 - 02:10:57) Raepdog: Dex + Athletics
(2012.08.02 - 02:11:04) Monica: Yeah.
(2012.08.02 - 02:11:05) Monica: I do
(2012.08.02 - 02:11:13) Monica: A PENALTY.
(2012.08.02 - 02:11:15) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls 6 dice with 10-again. Result: 5,7,6,10,2,7 | 5 (1 success)
(2012.08.02 - 02:11:16) Monica: Or not!
(2012.08.02 - 02:11:18) Monica: whew
(2012.08.02 - 02:11:24) Raepdog: Monica gets the fuck out of there!
(2012.08.02 - 02:11:41) Chad: I, uh, jump through the window if I can.
(2012.08.02 - 02:11:44) Monica: I will attempt to PULL UP CHAD.
(2012.08.02 - 02:11:44) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 6,4,1,4 (failure)
(2012.08.02 - 02:11:56) Chad: That was perception oh god
(2012.08.02 - 02:12:01) Raepdog: You hear the door in the living room bust down, or inward.
(2012.08.02 - 02:12:19) Chad: D:
(2012.08.02 - 02:12:28) Monica: I drop it on the ground
(2012.08.02 - 02:12:29) Monica: duh
(2012.08.02 - 02:12:37) Monica: The ground right next to us
(2012.08.02 - 02:12:39) Monica: while I pull up Chad
(2012.08.02 - 02:12:50) Raepdog: Monica, roll Strength + Athletics
(2012.08.02 - 02:12:54) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 5,3,9,4 (1 success)
(2012.08.02 - 02:12:56) Monica: oh god
(2012.08.02 - 02:13:03) Monica: we're just barely making it throgh
(2012.08.02 - 02:13:06) Raepdog: Chad, Dex + Athletics + 1
(2012.08.02 - 02:13:07) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 5 dice with 10-again. Result: 6,4,10,5,5 | 2 (1 success)
(2012.08.02 - 02:13:15) Raepdog: My balls just went inside of me.
(2012.08.02 - 02:13:18) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls 8 dice with 10-again. Result: 1,3,9,7,7,8,7,4 (2 successes)
(2012.08.02 - 02:13:26) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls 8 dice with 10-again. Result: 4,6,5,5,3,10,9,9 | 8 (4 successes)
(2012.08.02 - 02:13:31) Slynet: Monica logs out of the Chat.
(2012.08.02 - 02:14:15) Slynet: mrzwach enters the channel.
(2012.08.02 - 02:14:21) Slynet: mrzwach is now known as Monica.
(2012.08.02 - 02:15:49) Raepdog: Chad is pulled up onto the grass outside while you hear the window blast out in the most badass and amazing of ways. Flames engulf the inside of the basement bedroom, and although your clothes end up a bit burned and the briefcase is now black and tarnished, you are able to get out. The inside of that hotel room is now an inferno, but in a second the sprinklers kick on. Do you look inside the once-inferno?
(2012.08.02 - 02:16:40) Monica: SURE WHY NOT
(2012.08.02 - 02:16:57) Raepdog: NSFW: Original World of Darkness art from a book.
(2012.08.02 - 02:16:57) Dawn: Dawn closes her eyes.
(2012.08.02 - 02:16:59) Dawn: Tightly.
(2012.08.02 - 02:17:01) Raepdog: Has nippeles.
(2012.08.02 - 02:17:03) Chad: "You two okay?" I say as I stare into the darkness.
(2012.08.02 - 02:17:05) Raepdog:
http://i.somethingawful.com/u/elpintogrande/december10/vm/vmnew12.gif
(2012.08.02 - 02:18:14) Raepdog: You see two badly scarred burn victim looking angrily at you as they rush into the living room and out of sight.
(2012.08.02 - 02:18:37) Monica: How the shit, yo.
(2012.08.02 - 02:20:10) Raepdog: Say gang, you notice some beef jerky people who are now near you- they are smoked, angry, and growling, and angry.
(2012.08.02 - 02:20:12) Monica: "Uhh, yeah, I'm fine. Goddamn, what the hell."
(2012.08.02 - 02:20:28) Monica: oh no they're coming to gank us
(2012.08.02 - 02:20:40) Chad: "Holy shit."
(2012.08.02 - 02:20:43) Monica: we don't even want to murder anyone
(2012.08.02 - 02:20:58) Dawn: "Oh, why me?" Dawn asks.
(2012.08.02 - 02:21:08) Raepdog: 1B Improvised Weapon - Money Case.
(2012.08.02 - 02:21:19) Raepdog: They have fangs.
(2012.08.02 - 02:21:24) Monica: Oh jesus fuck
(2012.08.02 - 02:21:25) Raepdog: Two.
(2012.08.02 - 02:21:32) Chad: Are Dawn and Monica on the ground?
(2012.08.02 - 02:21:49) Raepdog: You can have gotten up at this point.
(2012.08.02 - 02:21:51) Monica: "Uhh, lets run."
(2012.08.02 - 02:22:13) Chad: "GOGOGO!"
(2012.08.02 - 02:22:18) Dawn: Dawn SCREAMS and runs
(2012.08.02 - 02:22:19) Dawn: oh god RUN
(2012.08.02 - 02:22:20) Dawn: RUN RUN RUN
(2012.08.02 - 02:22:36) Chad: Chad is running.
(2012.08.02 - 02:23:20) Raepdog:
http://www.trueblood-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/the-king.png
(2012.08.02 - 02:23:44) Slynet: megapwn has been logged out (Timeout).
(2012.08.02 - 02:23:47) Raepdog: Running? Thats Athletics + Dex, everyone roll.
(2012.08.02 - 02:24:10) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,5,4,1 (1 success)
(2012.08.02 - 02:24:13) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls 6 dice with 10-again. Result: 7,2,9,8,10,2 | 7 (3 successes)
(2012.08.02 - 02:24:25) Slynet: /rn Dawn rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,4,4,5 (1 success)
(2012.08.02 - 02:24:59) Raepdog: You all run off into the night?
(2012.08.02 - 02:25:15) Raepdog: Any locations you are trying to run to specifically?
(2012.08.02 - 02:25:30) Monica: away
(2012.08.02 - 02:25:39) Monica: yes, the churh
(2012.08.02 - 02:25:40) Monica: church
(2012.08.02 - 02:25:42) Monica: let us go
(2012.08.02 - 02:26:35) Raepdog: You run to St. Monica's Church? Alright, you run! There is a guy dressed in black drinking Evan William's Whiskey who looks kind of homeless at the door, which is locked, he looks up at all of you gruff, "Need to get in?"
(2012.08.02 - 02:27:00) Dawn: "No, I mean yes, LET US IN!" Dawn yells.
(2012.08.02 - 02:27:08) Monica: GO DAWN GO
(2012.08.02 - 02:27:12) Chad: "WHOOPS!" Chad yells as he boots the front door.
(2012.08.02 - 02:27:24) Chad: NO STOPPING THE CHAD TRAIN
(2012.08.02 - 02:27:32) Dawn: yes
(2012.08.02 - 02:27:34) Dawn: BREAK DOWN THE DOOR
(2012.08.02 - 02:27:36) Dawn: so we cant LOCK IT
(2012.08.02 - 02:27:39) Dawn: excellent idea
(2012.08.02 - 02:27:43) Raepdog: Chad, you are aided by the hobo who seems to be dressed like a Priest.
(2012.08.02 - 02:27:51) Raepdog: Roll Brawl + Strength
(2012.08.02 - 02:28:00) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls 6d10 dice with 10-again. Result: 10,4,8,10,7,9 | 8,5 (5 successes - exceptional!)
(2012.08.02 - 02:28:32) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 9 dice with 10-again. Result: 1,5,6,7,7,7,1,10,3 | 2 (1 success)
(2012.08.02 - 02:29:48) Raepdog: You kick the door, it gives but man is that handle cracked, the Priest who looks unshaven and unhappy gives a slight laugh, "Oh? Its okay, the Lord would have understood." he casually strolls into the building which is empty and lit by only candles, "What are you hear for?"
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(2012.08.02 - 14:51:33) Dawn: THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION
(2012.08.02 - 14:51:43) Dawn: I don't know WHY we exploded it but I assume it was for a good reason
(2012.08.02 - 14:51:51) Raepdog: Last we left you guys, the priest or possible homeless person had kicked down a door to open the church. He looks around at all of you, "Why are you all in such a hurry?"
(2012.08.02 - 14:51:52) Dawn: A drug deal!
(2012.08.02 - 14:51:56) Dawn: There are two vampires after us!
(2012.08.02 - 14:51:59) Raepdog: He slurs his words.
(2012.08.02 - 14:52:01) Dawn: FUCKING SCARY ONES OH GOD
(2012.08.02 - 14:53:31) Chad: Look homeless dude, we're kinda being chased right now. Talk later."
(2012.08.02 - 14:53:49) Dawn: the chad TAKES CHARGE
(2012.08.02 - 14:54:17) Raepdog: "Oh?" he says looking over at you guys and taking a swig, "Whoo is chasing you?"
(2012.08.02 - 14:54:27) Dawn: SHOVE PAST HIM
(2012.08.02 - 14:54:29) Dawn: RUN INTO CHURCH
(2012.08.02 - 14:54:30) Dawn: GO
(2012.08.02 - 14:54:33) Dawn: (that is my action)
(2012.08.02 - 14:54:55) Chad: "Look behind us god damn it."
(2012.08.02 - 14:54:55) Raepdog: You are in the church already! Candles are the only thing lighting it.
(2012.08.02 - 14:55:11) Monica: D:
(2012.08.02 - 14:55:22) Monica: I look behind us to see if hte vampire sare still chasing us
(2012.08.02 - 14:55:31) Raepdog: He looks behind you guys and sniffs for a second, "Is that.. whats that chemical smell?" At this point you see no danger.
(2012.08.02 - 14:55:47) Dawn: dude is like made of garlic clearly
(2012.08.02 - 14:57:04) Dawn: "What were those?" Dawn asks in a scared whisper.
(2012.08.02 - 14:57:05) Dawn:

(2012.08.02 - 14:57:36) Monica: "Uhm, it's nothing. We better be on our way though, some crazy fuckers with wolf teeth were chasing us."
(2012.08.02 - 14:58:18) Chad: Do I recognize them as le vampires?
(2012.08.02 - 14:58:57) Monica: have you seen vampires before
(2012.08.02 - 14:58:57) Monica: ?
(2012.08.02 - 14:59:06) Chad: ...
(2012.08.02 - 14:59:07) Raepdog: He lifts up his bottle and tosses it at the cross, shattering it and baptizing Jesus in whiskey "Fuck you and the cross you rode in on!". Chad knows they had fangs and claws!
(2012.08.02 - 14:59:31) Raepdog: He then straightens up for a second, smoothing out his clothes in a drunken stupor, "Vampires?"
(2012.08.02 - 14:59:37) Chad: I've seen a lot
(2012.08.02 - 14:59:45) Chad: "Cockblockers?" I say in astonishment and rage.
(2012.08.02 - 15:00:07) Dawn: "What?" Dawn asks.
(2012.08.02 - 15:00:16) Dawn: As far as I''m concerned, she's overwhelmed and going to be of no use.
(2012.08.02 - 15:00:20) Dawn: I sure hope Monica has a good plan.
(2012.08.02 - 15:01:04) Monica: "I don't know what they were. Probably just insane people. We should be on our way, though."
(2012.08.02 - 15:01:22) Raepdog: "The fuck are you talking about your dick for boy, you said they had wolf teeth- did they drink blood?" he says looking Chad in the eyes as you hear a snarl from outside.
(2012.08.02 - 15:01:24) Dawn: Your plan sucks.
(2012.08.02 - 15:01:40) Dawn: I scream!
(2012.08.02 - 15:01:41) Dawn:

(2012.08.02 - 15:02:52) Chad: "All those things do is cockblock me. I swear to god if I don't get any coke out of this I'm going to go hunting. Well, if they WERE vampires."
(2012.08.02 - 15:04:19) Monica: >_>
(2012.08.02 - 15:04:23) Monica: >narrowly avert death
(2012.08.02 - 15:04:28) Monica: >worried about getting coke
(2012.08.02 - 15:04:55) Monica: "Uhh, I didn't see them drinking blood. Then again, I haven't been around them for any significant period of time, I'm not exactly friends with them."
(2012.08.02 - 15:05:09) Dawn: "Are they going to kill us?"
(2012.08.02 - 15:05:24) Raepdog: The priest throws down a baggie of white powder as you see a burnt looking man with gold eyes cut with slits like a snake and a hissing tongue. At each side of him are long claws, the tips also golden in the candle light. He walks up growling, "Where is the fucking boxer?"
(2012.08.02 - 15:06:08) Monica: Is it the same guy
(2012.08.02 - 15:06:14) Monica: Or is it another INCINERATED VAMPIRE
(2012.08.02 - 15:06:42) Chad: "Busy fucking your mother," Chad says as he will attempt to grab something and smash this creepy dude over the head with it.
(2012.08.02 - 15:06:46) Chad: Because FUCK THIS SHIT
(2012.08.02 - 15:06:46) Raepdog: One of the ones from before likely, though they both just looked charred.
(2012.08.02 - 15:06:49) Dawn: Boxes are fucking people?
(2012.08.02 - 15:06:53) Dawn: Oh god this scene took a turn for the weird
(2012.08.02 - 15:07:08) Dawn: Also, Dawn screams again and crouches down.
(2012.08.02 - 15:07:11) Raepdog: Alright then, start combat. Roll initiative.
(2012.08.02 - 15:07:16) Slynet: /rn Dawn rolls a chance die. Result: 1 (DRAMATIC FAILURE)
(2012.08.02 - 15:07:19) Chad: holy shit, incompetence
(2012.08.02 - 15:07:20) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls a chance die. Result: 9 (failure)
(2012.08.02 - 15:07:20) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls a chance die. Result: 6 (failure)
(2012.08.02 - 15:07:22) Chad: 12
(2012.08.02 - 15:07:30) Dawn: + 4 = 5
(2012.08.02 - 15:07:31) Monica: lol
(2012.08.02 - 15:07:31) Chad: i hate my initiative modifier D:
(2012.08.02 - 15:07:32) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls a chance die. Result: 6 (failure)
(2012.08.02 - 15:07:43) Monica: 12
(2012.08.02 - 15:08:03) Raepdog: Chad 12, Monica 12, Cobra 12, Dawn 5.
(2012.08.02 - 15:08:14) Dawn: >_>
(2012.08.02 - 15:08:15) Monica: Damnit Chad, why do you ruin everything
(2012.08.02 - 15:08:28) Chad: Uh, if it's a tie, best modifier goes first D:
(2012.08.02 - 15:08:45) Monica: Its still a tie between me and Cobra
(2012.08.02 - 15:08:49) Chad: fuck you monica, why do you have op modifier
(2012.08.02 - 15:08:52) Monica: and I'm probably not going to shoot him because shooting first would be silly
(2012.08.02 - 15:08:52) Chad: holy shit power gamer
(2012.08.02 - 15:08:56) Monica: high dex, high composure
(2012.08.02 - 15:08:57) Monica: :O
(2012.08.02 - 15:09:01) Monica: COMPOSURE
(2012.08.02 - 15:09:08) Chad: POWER
(2012.08.02 - 15:09:10) Chad: GAMER
(2012.08.02 - 15:09:18) Raepdog: Monica 12, Cobra 12, Chad 12, Dawn 5.
(2012.08.02 - 15:09:19) Dawn: ohey with my gun I can get a 6 damage dicepool
(2012.08.02 - 15:09:23) Dawn: not half bad for a non-combat character
(2012.08.02 - 15:09:23) Raepdog: oh
(2012.08.02 - 15:09:28) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls a chance die. Result: 4 (failure)
(2012.08.02 - 15:09:44) Dawn: 9 with WP but I have 2 WP so i cant waste it
(2012.08.02 - 15:09:52) Raepdog: Monica 12, Cobra 12, Chad 12, Father Daniels 9, Dawn 5.
(2012.08.02 - 15:09:58) Raepdog: LETS GO THEN SHALL WE?
(2012.08.02 - 15:09:59) Chad: lol
(2012.08.02 - 15:10:01) Chad: kgo
(2012.08.02 - 15:10:04) Chad: (op)
(2012.08.02 - 15:10:09) Raepdog: Monica, what do you do?
(2012.08.02 - 15:10:37) Monica: Uhh
(2012.08.02 - 15:10:51) Monica: I attempt to peacemake, I dunno!
(2012.08.02 - 15:11:05) Monica: Alternatively, is there anything I could make a bomb out of.
(2012.08.02 - 15:11:29) Dawn: oooh, blowing up a church?
(2012.08.02 - 15:11:32) Dawn: HERETIC
(2012.08.02 - 15:11:32) Raepdog: Not really as it is a church

(2012.08.02 - 15:11:46) Raepdog: Theres some baptismal oil that could possibly be flammable?
(2012.08.02 - 15:11:51) Chad: lol
(2012.08.02 - 15:11:52) Monica: I am goin to attempt to call the cops on my cell phone
(2012.08.02 - 15:11:52) Chad: lol
(2012.08.02 - 15:11:55) Monica: and then start a fire
(2012.08.02 - 15:12:05) Monica: BAD IDEAS
(2012.08.02 - 15:12:07) Raepdog: Monica, roll me Wits + Streetwise
(2012.08.02 - 15:12:08) Chad: a turn is 3 seconds bro,
(2012.08.02 - 15:12:16) Monica: You can start fires
(2012.08.02 - 15:12:19) Chad: That's like, one ring.
(2012.08.02 - 15:12:21) Monica: while talking on phone
(2012.08.02 - 15:12:22) Monica: >:O
(2012.08.02 - 15:12:29) Monica: Shut up, Grand!
(2012.08.02 - 15:12:36) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 5,8,1,10 | 5 (2 successes)
(2012.08.02 - 15:13:15) Raepdog: Monica knows it would be stupid to call the cops with two pounds of meth, especially when it would be linked to the meth lab explosion and the super secret society that would likely kill you in jail.
(2012.08.02 - 15:13:23) Monica: The idea is
(2012.08.02 - 15:13:28) Monica: After I call the cop
(2012.08.02 - 15:13:29) Monica: s
(2012.08.02 - 15:13:31) Monica: I start running
(2012.08.02 - 15:13:33) Chad: lol
(2012.08.02 - 15:13:44) Chad: monica has common sense merit nao
(2012.08.02 - 15:14:04) Monica: I'm not stupid enough to stay there with the meth while the cops are coming. :<
(2012.08.02 - 15:14:05) Raepdog: Then you take out your phone, next turn you can speak and do new action! Do you call on a disposable cheap phone?
(2012.08.02 - 15:14:58) Chad: spending a turn to draw a phone?... huh that makes sense
(2012.08.02 - 15:15:04) Chad: should get quick draw - phone
(2012.08.02 - 15:15:12) Raepdog: Draw and dial 911.
(2012.08.02 - 15:15:16) Monica: Realistically.
(2012.08.02 - 15:15:20) Monica: Monica doesn't have a disposable phone.
(2012.08.02 - 15:15:35) Dawn: dude, Dawn has _purse_
(2012.08.02 - 15:15:38) Dawn: she probably has one
(2012.08.02 - 15:15:40) Monica: Presumably, she's going to drop the meth off at the warehouse, and then if questioned later claim that she decided to just run
(2012.08.02 - 15:15:43) Dawn: hidden somewhere
(2012.08.02 - 15:15:47) Dawn: its like a pocket dimension in there
(2012.08.02 - 15:15:48) Monica: Becaus uhh, MURDERERS
(2012.08.02 - 15:16:06) Raepdog: I would assume being a drug dealer you would buy one- but okay, you dial 911.
(2012.08.02 - 15:16:15) Raepdog: Cobra is going to slash at Dawn!
(2012.08.02 - 15:16:21) Dawn: NOOOOOOOO
(2012.08.02 - 15:16:23) Dawn:

(2012.08.02 - 15:16:27) Dawn: 3 def
(2012.08.02 - 15:16:28) Chad: hahahaha
(2012.08.02 - 15:16:32) Chad: get dunked
(2012.08.02 - 15:16:51) Raepdog: Defence? Oh Dawn, this creature is pretty fucking terrifying, long golden stiletto like claws, golden piercing eyes and long sharp fangs.
(2012.08.02 - 15:17:00) Dawn: fuck this gay earth
(2012.08.02 - 15:17:09) Dawn: i am spending this turn running if i dont die from it
(2012.08.02 - 15:17:10) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,7,6,3 (1 success)
(2012.08.02 - 15:17:11) Dawn:

(2012.08.02 - 15:18:15) Raepdog: You get slashed across the cheek, and this hurts. Hey Dawn, you feel.. angry. You know that feeling you get talking to animals? You can feel something dark in that man, something that almost speaks to you but is so made of rage and primal fury it only speaks in scrams and emotional impulses. Makes you a little pissed, though no mind control effect.
(2012.08.02 - 15:18:21) Raepdog: THE CHAD'S ACTION?
(2012.08.02 - 15:18:29) Dawn: I AM PISSED DAWN
(2012.08.02 - 15:18:34) Dawn: BRINGER OF DUSK
(2012.08.02 - 15:18:44) Chad: I WILL ROLL TO SEE IF I CAN FIND SOMETHING TO SMACK HIM WITH
(2012.08.02 - 15:18:46) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 6 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,7,1,2,7,7 (1 success)
(2012.08.02 - 15:19:03) Chad: wooo, what improvised weaponry do I find?
(2012.08.02 - 15:19:16) Raepdog: You find a heavy looking candle stick. 2B
(2012.08.02 - 15:19:23) Chad: Bwahaha
(2012.08.02 - 15:19:30) Chad: I smash him with it.
(2012.08.02 - 15:19:40) Dawn: >_>
(2012.08.02 - 15:19:42) Dawn: bashing
(2012.08.02 - 15:19:44) Chad: Uh, 3+3+1+2?
(2012.08.02 - 15:19:45) Dawn: against vampire
(2012.08.02 - 15:19:47) Dawn: this will end well
(2012.08.02 - 15:19:52) Chad: what's his defense?
(2012.08.02 - 15:20:06) Chad: wait, improvised is -1
(2012.08.02 - 15:20:06) Chad: D:
(2012.08.02 - 15:20:06) Raepdog: 2, hes pretty fucked up.
(2012.08.02 - 15:20:09) Chad: so 8-defense
(2012.08.02 - 15:20:11) Chad: k
(2012.08.02 - 15:20:13) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 6 dice with 10-again. Result: 6,2,2,4,9,4 (1 success)
(2012.08.02 - 15:20:16) Chad:

(2012.08.02 - 15:20:27) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 8,4,3 (1 success)
(2012.08.02 - 15:20:34) Chad: oh that faggot
(2012.08.02 - 15:20:38) Dawn: the chad
(2012.08.02 - 15:20:39) Dawn: is a failure
(2012.08.02 - 15:20:46) Chad:

(2012.08.02 - 15:21:04) Raepdog: You club him with it, and you feel the heavy end of it hit him and break off leaving you with a wooden lance of sorts. 1L now, but hey- its one lethal.
(2012.08.02 - 15:21:20) Dawn: ITS ALSO A STAKE
(2012.08.02 - 15:21:41) Dawn: amazing grace, comes to embrace, in a world filled with rage
(2012.08.02 - 15:21:46) Raepdog: Father Daniels draws himself a steel pistol with a nicely polished red wooden handle, "Stab him in the chest."
(2012.08.02 - 15:21:51) Dawn: gogo father, dawn has some ANGER to get rid of
(2012.08.02 - 15:21:54) Raepdog: Dawn, you may go now!
(2012.08.02 - 15:22:09) Dawn: GOSH well uh
(2012.08.02 - 15:22:19) Dawn: imma scream again and totes draw mah pistol while running away!
(2012.08.02 - 15:22:24) Dawn: I think that is not too many actions for one round.
(2012.08.02 - 15:22:31) Dawn: I'm heading up to the altar part of the church!
(2012.08.02 - 15:22:38) Dawn: There's usually a backdoor where the clergy and choir can come through.
(2012.08.02 - 15:22:59) Raepdog: You may walk to the alter with pistol drawn.
(2012.08.02 - 15:23:04) Raepdog: DROP OF THE ROUND.
(2012.08.02 - 15:23:27) Monica: Do the POLICE ANSWER
(2012.08.02 - 15:23:34) Raepdog: Monica you have dialed 911, a bored looking voice answers with "Hello? Whats your um, emergency?".
(2012.08.02 - 15:23:43) Dawn: ... lol
(2012.08.02 - 15:23:51) Dawn: is this legit 911 I WONDER
(2012.08.02 - 15:23:58) Dawn: QUICK YELL VAMPIRES
(2012.08.02 - 15:24:58) Chad: \\"I am Stephen Knight. I just killed the Happy Ender."
(2012.08.02 - 15:25:11) Monica: "There's a crazy guy in the church who's trying to murder people. You should probably send help, before he kills someone."
(2012.08.02 - 15:25:13) Monica: :<
(2012.08.02 - 15:25:23) Dawn: You sounds very panicked

(2012.08.02 - 15:26:11) Raepdog: "Alright miss, we will be right there. Can we have a description?" they say. Roll me Subterfuge + Manipulation.
(2012.08.02 - 15:26:49) Monica: "He looks Egyptian, he's fairly tall, and he has burns. He's also fucking batshit crazy."
(2012.08.02 - 15:26:55) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 5,5,5,6 (failure)
(2012.08.02 - 15:26:58) Monica: Oh nooo
(2012.08.02 - 15:27:01) Monica: What am I lying about eve
(2012.08.02 - 15:27:01) Monica: n
(2012.08.02 - 15:27:03) Chad: looool
(2012.08.02 - 15:27:35) Dawn: i think that was a roll to detect THEM lying
(2012.08.02 - 15:27:55) Raepdog: Roll Persuasion + Manipulation.
(2012.08.02 - 15:28:03) Monica: I have no persuasion!
(2012.08.02 - 15:28:04) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls 1 die with 10-again. Result: 2 (failure)
(2012.08.02 - 15:28:21) Monica: Do I really need to roll to get the cops to investigate murder
(2012.08.02 - 15:28:32) Chad: remember the last game?
(2012.08.02 - 15:28:33) Chad: yes
(2012.08.02 - 15:28:34) Chad: yes you do
(2012.08.02 - 15:28:43) Raepdog: "We'll look into it right away miss!"
(2012.08.02 - 15:28:46) Raepdog: Disconnect.
(2012.08.02 - 15:28:53) Raepdog: Cobra is going to slash at Chad now!
(2012.08.02 - 15:28:55) Raepdog: Def?
(2012.08.02 - 15:29:00) Chad: 10
(2012.08.02 - 15:29:07) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 10,6,10,9 | 8,4 (4 successes)
(2012.08.02 - 15:29:12) Chad: damn it
(2012.08.02 - 15:29:16) Chad: JESUS
(2012.08.02 - 15:29:19) Chad: it's really 2 btw
(2012.08.02 - 15:29:25) Monica: get recke
(2012.08.02 - 15:29:36) Chad: That's what I get for lying in church

(2012.08.02 - 15:29:40) Monica: I am going to start a fire when I can and then grab Dawn and get the fuck out of dodge.
(2012.08.02 - 15:29:46) Raepdog: Chad, you get pretty badly fucked up across the chest- you are bleeding pretty badly.
(2012.08.02 - 15:29:51) Slynet: Lee has been logged out (Timeout).
(2012.08.02 - 15:29:52) Raepdog: Next turn you can pyro it up!
(2012.08.02 - 15:29:56) Monica: And then 911 operator
(2012.08.02 - 15:29:59) Monica: will get her ass fucking fired
(2012.08.02 - 15:30:00) Raepdog: Chad, your turn?
(2012.08.02 - 15:30:06) Monica: and she will be jobless and starve to death on the fucking street and I will spit in her face
(2012.08.02 - 15:30:08) Chad: "Holy shit, fuck you fuck you fuck you, FAGGOT!"
(2012.08.02 - 15:30:25) Chad: Stabbing with awesome pointy end. Spending wp.
(2012.08.02 - 15:30:32) Chad: 1/3
(2012.08.02 - 15:30:34) Chad: so uh
(2012.08.02 - 15:30:36) Raepdog: Stabbing would be Weapons + Strength - 2
(2012.08.02 - 15:31:00) Chad: well, also -1 due to improvised weaponry, but it's canceled cause of specialty
(2012.08.02 - 15:31:08) Chad: no +1 from the weapon?
(2012.08.02 - 15:31:21) Raepdog: 1L!
(2012.08.02 - 15:31:24) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 8 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,1,2,3,3,9,4,8 (3 successes)
(2012.08.02 - 15:31:38) Chad: wait, the 1L is automatic?
(2012.08.02 - 15:31:41) Chad: D;
(2012.08.02 - 15:31:48) Raepdog: Holy shit, Chad is the man- because that counts as a blessed weapon.
(2012.08.02 - 15:31:53) Raepdog: No, not automatic.
(2012.08.02 - 15:32:02) Chad: k good, my dice roll was correct!
(2012.08.02 - 15:32:06) Chad: 1/3 wp
(2012.08.02 - 15:33:21) Raepdog: Chad plunges the candle stick, still dripping hot with wax deep into the creatures chest. As the wood breaks into the heart you hear the snarling creature stop, and then look down in disgust and horror, his head then twists around to look at Chad, he hisses and splatters blood "Looking for my heart?"
(2012.08.02 - 15:33:48) Chad: "Nope, looking for your vagina you cockblocking bitch."
(2012.08.02 - 15:34:22) Raepdog: Father Daniels is going to vomit slightly and go after Dawn.
(2012.08.02 - 15:34:30) Chad: what
(2012.08.02 - 15:34:32) Chad: whaaaa
(2012.08.02 - 15:34:34) Chad: RUN DAWN
(2012.08.02 - 15:35:02) Raepdog: Chad notices that bleeding is not fun, not fun at all.
(2012.08.02 - 15:35:05) Dawn: just slightly
(2012.08.02 - 15:35:27) Chad: chad is masochist, he is okay with pain
(2012.08.02 - 15:35:31) Chad: or is that a sadist?
(2012.08.02 - 15:35:36) Chad: errr can't remember
(2012.08.02 - 15:35:43) Chad: I'm kidding tho
(2012.08.02 - 15:35:45) Monica: >_>
(2012.08.02 - 15:35:54) Dawn: dawn's action is to be sick at the blood two and continue crouching down because AHHHH WHATS HAPPENING
(2012.08.02 - 15:36:00) Dawn: a good action I feel
(2012.08.02 - 15:36:08) Raepdog: No shooting?
(2012.08.02 - 15:36:11) Dawn: why did that two get in there
(2012.08.02 - 15:36:19) Dawn: no shooting for now!
(2012.08.02 - 15:36:20) Dawn: nope
(2012.08.02 - 15:36:33) Dawn: scared out of my mind and even if im angry it is not enough to shoot
(2012.08.02 - 15:36:33) Dawn:

(2012.08.02 - 15:36:36) Raepdog: Father Daniels stands and shoots casually at the creature's head.
(2012.08.02 - 15:36:42) Dawn: besides, chad has this well in hand
(2012.08.02 - 15:36:43) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls 5 dice with 10-again. Result: 7,1,7,4,7 (failure)
(2012.08.02 - 15:36:51) Raepdog: Oh but alas he misses.
(2012.08.02 - 15:37:00) Dawn: Dawn screams at the gunfire.
(2012.08.02 - 15:37:23) Raepdog: "Don't be suchsa ninny, you're holdings one yerseelf miss!"
(2012.08.02 - 15:37:39) Raepdog: Monica's turn, I suppose she wants to smash the baptismal oil?
(2012.08.02 - 15:37:59) Monica: I'll go for it!
(2012.08.02 - 15:38:07) Monica: set shit on fire then grab Dawn and run like hell
(2012.08.02 - 15:38:19) Dawn:

(2012.08.02 - 15:38:23) Dawn: Fire is pretty
(2012.08.02 - 15:39:45) Raepdog: You toss the oil things on the ground, however it will take another turn to try to light the oil. Cobra's turn is going to be to try to snap the wooden pole.
(2012.08.02 - 15:39:57) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 6,2,6,1 (failure)
(2012.08.02 - 15:40:06) Dawn: Your NPCs aren't very competent.
(2012.08.02 - 15:40:12) Raepdog: He grabs the wooden stick but struggles to snap it.
(2012.08.02 - 15:40:18) Raepdog: Chad's turn!
(2012.08.02 - 15:40:34) Chad: Let's see
(2012.08.02 - 15:40:50) Chad: I'm standing with a pool that is stabbing into the vampire...
(2012.08.02 - 15:40:59) Chad: I charge up and headbutt him!
(2012.08.02 - 15:41:27) Chad: (this won't end badly)
(2012.08.02 - 15:41:29) Dawn: >bashing damage
(2012.08.02 - 15:41:31) Dawn: >vampire
(2012.08.02 - 15:41:34) Chad: >metagamer
(2012.08.02 - 15:41:35) Dawn: >headbutts damage you too
(2012.08.02 - 15:41:37) Raepdog: Roll to headbutt him.
(2012.08.02 - 15:41:37) Chad: >metagamer
(2012.08.02 - 15:41:39) Chad: >metagamer
(2012.08.02 - 15:41:50) Chad: 3+1+1-2
(2012.08.02 - 15:41:52) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 1,8,3 (1 success)
(2012.08.02 - 15:41:57) Dawn: i guess chad doesnt have much brain to damage though
(2012.08.02 - 15:42:01) Dawn: he'll be fine
(2012.08.02 - 15:42:12) Chad:

(2012.08.02 - 15:42:38) Raepdog: Chad you hit his head to realize it is hard and cold.
(2012.08.02 - 15:42:55) Chad: D:
(2012.08.02 - 15:43:06) Raepdog: Father Daniels looks at Dawn with curiosity, wondering what she will do.
(2012.08.02 - 15:43:32) Dawn: Dawn sill scream again at gunfire and shoot the ceiling with her pistol.
(2012.08.02 - 15:43:41) Chad: jesus
(2012.08.02 - 15:43:50) Chad: how
(2012.08.02 - 15:43:53) Dawn: she's scared

(2012.08.02 - 15:43:54) Chad: worse than cassandra
(2012.08.02 - 15:43:56) Chad: WORSE
(2012.08.02 - 15:44:07) Chad: I know

(2012.08.02 - 15:44:25) Dawn: (next!)
(2012.08.02 - 15:44:28) Raepdog: Dawn feels the strength of a pistol as it goes off in her hands, a loud and scary noise but one that she controls.
(2012.08.02 - 15:44:50) Raepdog: Father Daniel's smirks at this but adds, "The vampire is this way!"
(2012.08.02 - 15:45:56) Raepdog: He smiles and lifts up his gun in a rare moment of sobriety, "You need to aim, shoot, and feel the rush of being the last boundary between us humans and those monsters."
(2012.08.02 - 15:46:04) Raepdog: Risking willpower, showing ya'll how to do it.
(2012.08.02 - 15:46:09) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls 8 dice with 9-again. Result: 9,5,1,9,7,8,3,3 | 9,8 | 8 (6 successes - exceptional!)
(2012.08.02 - 15:46:19) Dawn: ...
(2012.08.02 - 15:46:22) Dawn: well uh
(2012.08.02 - 15:46:24) Raepdog: Fuck, guns that re-roll 9 are powerful as shit.
(2012.08.02 - 15:46:26) Chad: holy
(2012.08.02 - 15:47:57) Monica: is he a wizard
(2012.08.02 - 15:48:07) Dawn: he is an abuser of willpower
(2012.08.02 - 15:49:00) Raepdog: The creature, a charred mess having already taken an amazing 5 aggravated damage that left him horrendously weakened stands there impaled by the wooden pole held by Chad. After failing to break free it is sad to find a huge hole in its head about the size of a baseball. This hole, where its eyes once had been, simply looks over to Dawn for a single second. She can feel the release of the Beast, a primal sense that she could almost reach out to as the charred monster explodes into Blood Jelly. Sirens can be heard off in the distance.
(2012.08.02 - 15:49:32) Dawn: blud jeli
(2012.08.02 - 15:49:40) Dawn: Dawn screams again.
(2012.08.02 - 15:49:44) Monica: And now the police somehow arrive anyway, despite me failing to convince them!
(2012.08.02 - 15:49:45) Dawn: SAVE ME MONICA
(2012.08.02 - 15:49:47) Monica: I'm going to run now
(2012.08.02 - 15:49:52) Chad: Any teeth?
(2012.08.02 - 15:49:54) Chad:

?
(2012.08.02 - 15:49:58) Monica: Actually I'll GRAB DAWN and pull her along
(2012.08.02 - 15:50:05) Dawn: YAY
(2012.08.02 - 15:50:09) Raepdog: Oh, its hard to convince them that its not a legit thing- you'll see how that failure works out.
(2012.08.02 - 15:50:18) Raepdog: No teeth, just scraps of clothing.
(2012.08.02 - 15:50:42) Chad: "Holy.. wait for me girls!" Chad calls to them as he runs along, "Thanks for the help bro."
(2012.08.02 - 15:50:52) Raepdog: Exiting out the back door a city awaits you all, where do you go? A very drunk homeless or priest just sits down and starts to drink communion wine.
(2012.08.02 - 15:51:16) Raepdog: "You can call me Jack, or Father Daniels. Never both."
(2012.08.02 - 15:51:22) Dawn: Communion wine is fucking bad quality
(2012.08.02 - 15:51:23) Dawn: cheap shit
(2012.08.02 - 15:51:29) Dawn: oh raep
(2012.08.02 - 15:51:31) Chad: iseewhatyoudidthere
(2012.08.02 - 15:51:34) Dawn: that's an excellent name
(2012.08.02 - 15:51:38) Dawn: lol
(2012.08.02 - 15:51:48) Raepdog: Its actually his real name, and if you bring it up he gets angry. Was orphaned.
(2012.08.02 - 15:51:52) Dawn: MONICA WHERE DO WE GO
(2012.08.02 - 15:52:00) Chad: YEAH MONICA
(2012.08.02 - 15:52:02) Chad: WHERE TO?
(2012.08.02 - 15:52:02) Dawn: Dawn is an inconsolable wreck at this point but she stopped screaming!
(2012.08.02 - 15:52:02) Monica: I go back to the LAUNDROMAT
(2012.08.02 - 15:52:03) Monica: Hm
(2012.08.02 - 15:52:05) Monica: I am actually unsure
(2012.08.02 - 15:52:10) Monica: if bringing you all in is a good idea.
(2012.08.02 - 15:52:22) Dawn: if I may recommend, find some way to get rid of the drugs ASAP and have a shower
(2012.08.02 - 15:52:26) Raepdog: Monica gets a text, "I heard about the fire- is everything alright?"
(2012.08.02 - 15:52:26) Dawn: and burn your clothing
(2012.08.02 - 15:52:31) Chad: "Uh... Monica. You mentioned getting me some coke...?"
(2012.08.02 - 15:52:46) Chad: >have a shower
>with chad
>yes
(2012.08.02 - 15:52:57) Dawn: "Coke? All you care about is drugs when we almost died?" Dawn asks horrified.
(2012.08.02 - 15:53:05) Raepdog: Chad had coke thrown at him.
(2012.08.02 - 15:53:36) Chad: O.O
(2012.08.02 - 15:54:14) Monica: I will text them back!
(2012.08.02 - 15:54:27) Chad: that was the white powder?
(2012.08.02 - 15:54:31) Chad: for some reason, i assumed ash
(2012.08.02 - 15:54:39) Raepdog: Oh no, thats cocaine.
(2012.08.02 - 15:54:49) Chad: scratch what chad said then
(2012.08.02 - 15:54:54) Chad: ah too late
(2012.08.02 - 15:55:17) Monica: "Your friends didn't want to pay for their drugs. Some crazy Egyptian guy named Simon came in and killed them, so I ran away when I had the chance."
(2012.08.02 - 15:55:25) Monica: That is a TEXT.
(2012.08.02 - 15:55:43) Chad: "We didn't almost die," Chad says as he pokes at his wound and grimaces, "Not when the Chad was around. By the way, was that the first time you two met one of those guys?"
(2012.08.02 - 15:55:49) Dawn: do damage control and mention you got some money anyways
(2012.08.02 - 15:55:51) Dawn: and didnt lose the drugs
(2012.08.02 - 15:55:52) Dawn: D:
(2012.08.02 - 15:55:58) Raepdog: "Come alone tomorrow night, bring the drugs back- I'm glad you escaped."
(2012.08.02 - 15:56:24) Dawn: "THERE ARE MORE?" I yell.
(2012.08.02 - 15:56:33) Dawn: Dawn is scared again

(2012.08.02 - 15:56:39) Dawn: we should totes head somewhere before police arrive
(2012.08.02 - 15:56:46) Dawn: our delays are just going to find Dawn with a gun
(2012.08.02 - 15:56:49) Chad: "Woah, chill out Dawn. Yeah there are more, lots of them I think."
(2012.08.02 - 15:56:50) Monica: "Presumably. I think that snake guy was their leader, I guess."
(2012.08.02 - 15:56:55) Dawn: huh, you know what, you Americafags have that right actually
(2012.08.02 - 15:56:58) Monica: Yes, lets go back to DORM I think
(2012.08.02 - 15:57:00) Dawn: maybe that isnt an issue in the US
(2012.08.02 - 15:57:21) Chad: We're already walking I thought.
(2012.08.02 - 15:57:24) Chad: derp
(2012.08.02 - 15:57:33) Dawn: We head tot he DORMS
(2012.08.02 - 15:57:48) Dawn: where Dawn is going to have a long shower if Monica isn't going to tak eone first
(2012.08.02 - 15:57:49) Dawn:

(2012.08.02 - 15:57:58) Raepdog: Do you guys chill in Dawn and Monica's room?
(2012.08.02 - 15:58:02) Chad: "It's okay babe, I can protect you from them. I'm even part of a club that fights against em. You should join, it's pretty cool."
(2012.08.02 - 15:58:08) Chad: fuck you, Chad isn't done talking
(2012.08.02 - 15:58:45) Dawn: "No, no, no, I don't want to fight them, that's crazy, they're scary, we're all going to die," Dawn whimpers.
(2012.08.02 - 15:58:50) Dawn: NICE TRY
(2012.08.02 - 15:58:56) Dawn: you should mention the name so she can call you sexist
(2012.08.02 - 15:59:21) Chad: "Uh..." Chad turns to Monica, "What's up with her?"
(2012.08.02 - 15:59:21) Monica: "I think I'd rather stay out of it. I like being alive."
(2012.08.02 - 15:59:38) Dawn: oh chad
(2012.08.02 - 15:59:42) Chad:

(2012.08.02 - 15:59:42) Dawn: your empathy score is like -3
(2012.08.02 - 15:59:44) Dawn: and it is wonderful
(2012.08.02 - 15:59:46) Chad: you guys are major faggots
(2012.08.02 - 16:00:21) Chad: "Whatever, fine."
(2012.08.02 - 16:01:04) Monica: lol
(2012.08.02 - 16:01:27) Dawn: wait what grna
(2012.08.02 - 16:01:30) Dawn: you expected that to work?
(2012.08.02 - 16:01:52) Dawn: "Chad, you're bleeding, why aren't you going to a hospital?" Dawn asks.
(2012.08.02 - 16:01:55) Chad: I expected you to ask about it or something, not be major run away from group noobs

(2012.08.02 - 16:02:06) Chad: "Pffft, just a flesh wound."
(2012.08.02 - 16:02:27) Raepdog: You got that salve from before!
(2012.08.02 - 16:02:41) Dawn: "Magadon said I can have a free ambulance..."
(2012.08.02 - 16:03:03) Dawn: "I don't want you to be hurt. I don't want ay of ths."
(2012.08.02 - 16:03:36) Monica: I dont want ay of ths!
(2012.08.02 - 16:04:19) Chad: "I don't know what to say. Those things are out there and I'm gonna stop them. If you don't care about it, whatever."
(2012.08.02 - 16:04:46) Dawn: ays are cool mrz
(2012.08.02 - 16:04:47) Dawn:

(2012.08.02 - 16:05:23) Dawn: "I care! I want to never see them again, ever," Dawn says, still scared.
(2012.08.02 - 16:05:30) Dawn: You know, because of the horribly traumatic events.
(2012.08.02 - 16:05:37) Dawn:

(2012.08.02 - 16:05:54) Chad: "Good luck with that. They infested the shit out of this place."
(2012.08.02 - 16:05:55) Dawn: OH RIGHT I FORGOT we have to have lesbian undertones in this game.
(2012.08.02 - 16:06:14) Dawn: "Thank you for getting me out of there, Monica," Dawn says, just remembering Monica heroically bringing Dawn along.
(2012.08.02 - 16:06:19) Monica: the shit out of this place!
(2012.08.02 - 16:06:30) Chad:

(2012.08.02 - 16:06:46) Monica: "Well," Monica will say. "What is your group, anyways? Who's a part of it?"
(2012.08.02 - 16:06:54) Monica: Since you want to so badly
(2012.08.02 - 16:07:21) Chad: Don't do things because I want to
(2012.08.02 - 16:07:28) Chad: you cheapen the whole effort
(2012.08.02 - 16:07:36) Chad: faggot
(2012.08.02 - 16:08:51) Chad: "Uh," Chad says while trying to remember who was in his group, "We got my roomate Horace, some camera dude named Lee, and a whiny bitch. They're alright though, and we even killed some vampires who kidnapped a friend. Our group name is "The Good Sirs". It's pretty awesome."
(2012.08.02 - 16:10:11) Monica: "Huh. The Good Sirs."
(2012.08.02 - 16:10:28) Monica: "We should probably keep in touch, I guess, in case anything happens." Monica will give you HER NUMBER (lololol)
(2012.08.02 - 16:10:28) Dawn: I still find it hilarious you managed to get that name
(2012.08.02 - 16:10:29) Dawn:

(2012.08.02 - 16:10:51) Chad: yaaaay
(2012.08.02 - 16:11:03) Raepdog:

(2012.08.02 - 16:11:09) Dawn: "I guess I should give you my number, too. You did keep me safe..." Dawn says.
(2012.08.02 - 16:11:16) Dawn: (yay number exchange)
(2012.08.02 - 16:11:23) Chad: "Awesome! You should come hang out with us sometime. I'll give you all their numbers. Wait, I don't have the bitch's but whatever."
(2012.08.02 - 16:11:26) Dawn: I'd give you a chaste kiss but HAH where's the fun in that
(2012.08.02 - 16:11:33) Chad: PHONE NUMBERS EXCHANGED
(2012.08.02 - 16:11:48) Chad: ...ooops, I called Fel's character Lee.
(2012.08.02 - 16:11:49) Chad: I am a derp
(2012.08.02 - 16:11:50) Chad:

(2012.08.02 - 16:11:58) Dawn: Lee and Leon
(2012.08.02 - 16:12:00) Dawn: are kinda similar
(2012.08.02 - 16:12:02) Chad: I give you Leon's and Horace's number too btw.
(2012.08.02 - 16:12:18) Monica: hooray.
(2012.08.02 - 16:12:28) Chad: soon you will join us
(2012.08.02 - 16:12:30) Chad: soooooon
(2012.08.02 - 16:12:37) Raepdog: End scene? Post if you want practical xp.[/spoiler]
Summary: A billion people go to Bio to find out that the prof is a cook, part of A.R.E.A. S.T. or something and is trying to scientifically prove the existence of werewolves and fairies and whatever.
Everyone is paired off; Chad and Dawn, Horace and Lee, Monica and Kit, and I think I forgot someone but oh well. Their goal is to determine how one would find evidence for old mythological creatures!
The teacher invites people for EXTRA CREDIT to go look for the supernatural or something on an adventure. Dawn and Kit are probably going to go!
After, Monica brings Chad and Dawn along on her drug selling operation. Things are going well before vampires show up and crash the party. One named Simon seems to be leading the operation. The drug leader APPARENTLY betrayed the company and took off or something. Anyways, everyone is chased by vampires and Monica sets off an EXPLOSION to buy them time while they go through a window. They end up fleeing to a church where Father Jack Daniels is currently bumming around. A VAMPIAR who is badly burned ATTACKS. They kill it and Dawn is scarred for life.
Quote of Note: "Take the Judas Tree at the center of campus..." (see VIV finale)