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Re: RWOD: The Breakfast Hunting Club
« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2012, 02:16:22 PM »
Spoiler  Biology and Vampires, Oh My!:
(2012.08.01 - 23:00:44) Raepdog: I suppose you will all go to this class and it will be a good time to meet each other. Around 4 PM on XDay, this being the second XDay of the game, you will notice that this large chunk of your floor is walking over to the same building for the same class, why not sit next to eachother? (Waiting for others.)
 (2012.08.01 - 23:00:45) Lee: lol
 (2012.08.01 - 23:01:52) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,8,6,4 (2 successes)
 (2012.08.01 - 23:04:59) Raepdog: Dooo deee dooo.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:06:16) Moogle: I guess this is going on then when Mrz gets here?
 (2012.08.01 - 23:06:46) Raepdog: Yes.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:07:30) Lee: mrzwach is a fucking druggy
 (2012.08.01 - 23:07:34) Lee: im going to kill him if i see him
 (2012.08.01 - 23:07:52) Lee: its okay grand
 (2012.08.01 - 23:07:55) Lee: I will kill him for you
 (2012.08.01 - 23:09:00) Raepdog: Kids killing kids.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:09:04) Raepdog: BATTLE ROYAL.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:11:32) Raepdog: While I wait for MRZ, let me look up somethings.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:12:21) Slynet: Fel enters the channel.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:13:19) Slynet: mrzwach enters the channel.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:13:22) Slynet: Clownie is now known as Grnazi.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:13:22) Slynet: Moogle is now known as Dawn.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:13:24) Fel: Not in this scene, just watching!
 (2012.08.01 - 23:13:30) Fel: Will talk to Moogle at some point though.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:13:30) Lee: DOWN THE STREET YOU CAN HEAR HER SCREAM
 (2012.08.01 - 23:13:31) Slynet: mrzwach is now known as Monica.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:13:33) Lee: YOU'RE A DISGRACE
 (2012.08.01 - 23:13:35) Dawn: :D
 (2012.08.01 - 23:13:40) Monica: You are all fags
 (2012.08.01 - 23:13:48) Monica: Also where the fuck is Clown
 (2012.08.01 - 23:13:53) Monica: Oh right, he's a faggot and has the wrong nam
 (2012.08.01 - 23:13:53) Monica: e
 (2012.08.01 - 23:14:04) Monica: Look at him, such a faggot, with his little faggot ways and his black childrne
 (2012.08.01 - 23:14:05) Slynet: Grnazi is now known as Kit.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:14:16) Raepdog: So then, while leaving for class you all notice that each of you are heading in the same direction, as such I assume it is likely to occur that you all sit near eachother?
 (2012.08.01 - 23:14:28) Chad: I specifically.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:14:31) Chad: Sit next to Dawn.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:14:34) Monica: What CLASS
 (2012.08.01 - 23:14:35) Monica: :O
 (2012.08.01 - 23:14:36) Kit: >sitting close to Chad
>2012
 (2012.08.01 - 23:14:38) Chad: Bio!
 (2012.08.01 - 23:14:39) Monica: I will sit next to Dawn too
 (2012.08.01 - 23:14:43) Monica: Because DAWN is CHILL
 (2012.08.01 - 23:14:45) Dawn: :D
 (2012.08.01 - 23:14:47) Dawn: Woot woot.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:14:49) Dawn: I AM POPULAR
 (2012.08.01 - 23:14:50) Monica: And she talks to animals and shit
 (2012.08.01 - 23:14:51) Kit: I don't know any of these people!
 (2012.08.01 - 23:14:52) Lee: it sit in the darkest corner of the class and assert my dominance as the creepy loner guy
 (2012.08.01 - 23:14:54) Monica: I should ask her if she can communicate with Chad
 (2012.08.01 - 23:14:59) Dawn: (also oh god attention Dawn is mildly scared)
 (2012.08.01 - 23:15:00) Kit: lol
 (2012.08.01 - 23:15:07) Chad: "Sup babe," Chad says as he sits down next to her.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:15:08) Monica: EVERYBODY LOVES DAWN
 (2012.08.01 - 23:15:16) Lee: Fuck that im sitting next to grand.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:15:28) Kit: I will sit somewhere WITHIN PROXIMITY BUT NOT REALLY CLOSE <3
 (2012.08.01 - 23:15:39) Lee: go away kit nobody even likes you
 (2012.08.01 - 23:15:54) Dawn: oh kit
 (2012.08.01 - 23:16:02) Dawn: "Uh, hi..."
 (2012.08.01 - 23:16:04) Monica: oh kit
 (2012.08.01 - 23:16:12) Raepdog: Alright, for the sake of now you all sit near each other. One jock who looks like he got beat up last night, one squirmy girl with a mischievously timid look to her, one jock with a popped color, a bone thin Asian kid, and one girl who looks as smart as she is street smart.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:16:26) Kit: CHOO CHOO
 (2012.08.01 - 23:16:36) Dawn: CHOO CHOO
 (2012.08.01 - 23:16:39) Monica: BONE THIN ASIAN KID
 (2012.08.01 - 23:16:42) Monica: I thought you were fat
 (2012.08.01 - 23:16:42) Lee: is the jock SWEET FEET or whatever that guys name was
 (2012.08.01 - 23:16:56) Monica: no, its Chad, you retard
 (2012.08.01 - 23:16:59) Monica: oh wait!
 (2012.08.01 - 23:17:05) Chad: "Friend of yours?" I gesture towards Monica.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:17:11) Lee: oh
 (2012.08.01 - 23:17:18) Raepdog: The teacher, a young looking white man with brown hair and glasses is writing something on the board. Feel free to converse for a second. (Its each of you, you moro- WHERE IS MY PURPLE?)
 (2012.08.01 - 23:17:21) Dawn: "Roomate," I say.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:17:28) Monica: ROO MATE
 (2012.08.01 - 23:17:41) Monica: Such a JERK DAWN
 (2012.08.01 - 23:17:50) Chad: "Niiiiiiice," I say with a grin before extending my hand towards Monica, "The name's Chad."
 (2012.08.01 - 23:17:52) Lee: Also what the hell raep, I aint no jock
 (2012.08.01 - 23:18:02) Lee: I dunno
 (2012.08.01 - 23:18:06) Kit: low int = jock
 (2012.08.01 - 23:18:07) Dawn: I sink into my chair, embarassed.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:18:10) Monica: "Hello," I will say, SHAKING CHAD'S HAND. "I'm Monica."
 (2012.08.01 - 23:18:11) Monica: Low int = retard
 (2012.08.01 - 23:18:12) Kit: everyone except Kit, Monica and Dawn are jocks
 (2012.08.01 - 23:18:28) Raepdog: Monica, roll Streetwise + Wits.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:18:32) Monica: we are like, team smart
 (2012.08.01 - 23:18:38) Monica: oh shit
 (2012.08.01 - 23:18:39) Slynet: Jarkill enters the channel.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:18:43) Jarkill: Hi?
 (2012.08.01 - 23:19:02) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls a chance die. Result: 5 (failure)
 (2012.08.01 - 23:19:04) Monica: damnit
 (2012.08.01 - 23:19:05) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 6,3,2,8 (1 success)
 (2012.08.01 - 23:19:07) Monica: hoorah
 (2012.08.01 - 23:19:32) Monica: get out of here horace
 (2012.08.01 - 23:19:34) Raepdog: Monica can tell that although lots of people here likely do drugs, few do hard drugs. Chad may be down to smoke hash.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:19:35) Monica: you're a weird person
 (2012.08.01 - 23:19:37) Jarkill: lol
 (2012.08.01 - 23:19:40) Chad: "Whatcha two doin after this? We could go on another adventure like last night, Dawn."
 (2012.08.01 - 23:19:51) Kit: kit obviously does crack
 (2012.08.01 - 23:19:54) Monica: pussies
 (2012.08.01 - 23:20:03) Lee: druggys the lot of you.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:20:06) Lee: damn you all.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:20:06) Kit: what with his fidgety demeanour and ridiculous thinness
 (2012.08.01 - 23:20:13) Dawn: Im not a druggie :(
 (2012.08.01 - 23:20:15) Monica: Was the DRUG DELIVERY tonight or the next night.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:20:17) Monica: I must check chatlogs
 (2012.08.01 - 23:20:17) Raepdog: DOES ACE GO TO CLASS?
 (2012.08.01 - 23:20:27) Jarkill: Uh
 (2012.08.01 - 23:20:27) Raepdog: Its either one, whenever it needs to be!
 (2012.08.01 - 23:20:31) Lee: you're the innocent bitch moogle
 (2012.08.01 - 23:20:32) Jarkill: I guess he would, unless eh has a reason not to?
 (2012.08.01 - 23:20:36) Lee: you're just as bad
 (2012.08.01 - 23:20:39) Lee: someones going to dominate you
 (2012.08.01 - 23:20:41) Lee: and make you take drugs
 (2012.08.01 - 23:20:43) Dawn: well
 (2012.08.01 - 23:20:46) Dawn: 1 composure
 (2012.08.01 - 23:20:46) Lee: then you will be a whore known as summer
 (2012.08.01 - 23:20:47) Lee: or some shit
 (2012.08.01 - 23:20:47) Dawn: 1 resolve
 (2012.08.01 - 23:20:48) Dawn: >_>
 (2012.08.01 - 23:20:50) Lee: then again dawn works to.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:20:51) Monica: I have ridiculous willpower
 (2012.08.01 - 23:21:02) Kit: dawn of oolacile
 (2012.08.01 - 23:21:11) Lee: you only have 6
 (2012.08.01 - 23:21:14) Monica: He addressed YOU, DAWN
 (2012.08.01 - 23:21:20) Monica: Its more ridiculous than 2
 (2012.08.01 - 23:21:20) Dawn: "Uh, well, I don't know..."
 (2012.08.01 - 23:21:22) Monica: >>:O
 (2012.08.01 - 23:21:27) Monica: UHH WELL I DONT KNOW
 (2012.08.01 - 23:22:05) Slynet: Jarkill is now known as Horace.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:22:06) Monica: (You never gave us XP for me and moogle scene that wasn't really run by anyone!)
 (2012.08.01 - 23:22:23) Chad: "How about you," Chad says towards Monica as he raises his eyebrows expectantly.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:22:39) Monica: I need to figure out
 (2012.08.01 - 23:22:42) Monica: if I am delivering drugs tonight
 (2012.08.01 - 23:22:44) Monica: one moment
 (2012.08.01 - 23:23:04) Slynet: Monica has been logged out (Timeout).
 (2012.08.01 - 23:23:36) Raepdog: Anyhow, the lights dim and on the board is playing the Patterson-Gimlin film is playing showing a rather famous and rather dated look at Bigfoot. After the film ends the rather young student speaks, "My name is Dr. Spaar, and I'm your teacher for this class. Can anyone tell me what was that film was of?" (Raise hands fgts)
 (2012.08.01 - 23:24:04) Dawn: WILL DAWN RAISE HER HAND?
 (2012.08.01 - 23:24:05) Kit: J'refuse.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:24:07) Dawn: I don't know!
 (2012.08.01 - 23:24:10) Slynet: /rn Dawn rolls 2 dice with 10-again. Result: 8,9 (2 successes)
 (2012.08.01 - 23:24:10) Kit: I'll let my inferiors have their spotlight.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:24:15) Dawn: DAMN RIGHT SHE'S RAISING HER HAND
 (2012.08.01 - 23:24:35) Dawn: Dawn raises her hand. "Bigfoot?" I'll respond if he asks me.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:24:35) Dawn: :D
 (2012.08.01 - 23:24:40) Raepdog: "You there, in the sweater?" he says pointing at Dawn.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:24:42) Lee: inb4 grand raises his hand and says YOUR MOM
 (2012.08.01 - 23:24:50) Raepdog: He smiles, "Anyone else?"
 (2012.08.01 - 23:24:56) Kit: sweater? choo choo
 (2012.08.01 - 23:25:11) Slynet: mrzwach enters the channel.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:25:24) Slynet: mrzwach is now known as Monica.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:25:42) Chad: I raise my hand.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:25:44) Monica: BIGFOOT
 (2012.08.01 - 23:25:48) Monica: Nah.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:26:04) Monica: Monica doesn't want to be a dick, and that's all she'd respond to the question with.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:26:07) Raepdog: He points to Chad, "Yes?"
 (2012.08.01 - 23:26:11) Chad: "King Kong?"
 (2012.08.01 - 23:26:15) Monica: lol
 (2012.08.01 - 23:26:27) Kit: I hate Chad.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:26:40) Lee: we all hate clownie
 (2012.08.01 - 23:26:47) Monica: DOLDRUMS
 (2012.08.01 - 23:27:54) Raepdog: "Very funny, good to see a fresh sense of humor." he says looking over to it, "Well then, I'll tell you how a cryptology scientist views it- as a possibility. A hoax? A bigfoot? A threat? A scientist looks over the way the thing walks compared to other animals, and asks the questions that matter- if Bigfoot is real, why have we never found a body? If they have numbers large enough to sustain a population, why have we not found them?"
 (2012.08.01 - 23:28:40) Horace: "Because they turn to ash when they're killed?"
 (2012.08.01 - 23:28:41) Lee: Raise my hand
 (2012.08.01 - 23:28:44) Horace: Not raising hand.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:28:46) Horace: trololololol.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:28:46) Kit: pfft
 (2012.08.01 - 23:28:48) Kit: stole my light
 (2012.08.01 - 23:28:50) Lee: screw you man
 (2012.08.01 - 23:28:57) Monica: what a whore
 (2012.08.01 - 23:28:57) Dawn: <3
 (2012.08.01 - 23:29:25) Lee: I put my hand down and look at jarkill like hes mentally disabled
 (2012.08.01 - 23:29:33) Kit: breaking the fourth wall
 (2012.08.01 - 23:29:42) Raepdog: He looks over to Horace and also gives a knowing smile, "A funny joke, or a legitimate theory? It is one that could be tested." He then looks at Lee, "Oh, you have an idea?"
 (2012.08.01 - 23:30:16) Lee: "Ive decided horace has the best answer, mine pales in comparison to his."
 (2012.08.01 - 23:30:23) Monica: PALES
 (2012.08.01 - 23:30:48) Monica: I'm going to sigh silently and wonder what kind of shitty biology class this is
 (2012.08.01 - 23:30:52) Kit: I sigh. The doldrums.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:30:55) Kit: HIVEMIND
 (2012.08.01 - 23:30:59) Kit: Monica obviously friend prospect
 (2012.08.01 - 23:31:12) Monica: Where people who suggest that living beings turn into ash and the teacher treats it as a reasonable hypothesis
 (2012.08.01 - 23:31:14) Dawn: (start whispering together!)
 (2012.08.01 - 23:31:42) Lee: it houses such scholars as the 80 iq chad
 (2012.08.01 - 23:31:45) Raepdog: "Well then, there are tonnes of questions like this- that is what true science is about, testing things. Take for instance the recent 'flat murders' that have been going around, is there any scientific way a person could drain someone of all their fat without equipment?"
 (2012.08.01 - 23:31:47) Lee: this teacher is just as good
 (2012.08.01 - 23:32:26) Dawn: Maaaan
 (2012.08.01 - 23:32:33) Dawn: if you want fat, go buy tubs of it at Costco or something
 (2012.08.01 - 23:32:37) Dawn: why you gotta kill someone bro
 (2012.08.01 - 23:32:38) Kit: I RAISE MY HAND!
 (2012.08.01 - 23:32:52) Raepdog: "Yes?" he says looking at Kit.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:33:24) Kit: "There isn't. But there is no evidence there was no equipment involved, either." This professor is a FRAUD.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:33:46) Dawn: Your MOTHER is a fraud
 (2012.08.01 - 23:34:34) Kit: BE THAT AS IT MAY
 (2012.08.01 - 23:34:46) Raepdog: He once again gives that smile only a young teacher who has not been broken of hope can give, "A good point! So when people start talking about pishtacos and vampires, what is more likely- that the evidence is flawed and/or overlooked, or that the supernatural exists?"
 (2012.08.01 - 23:35:10) Dawn: pish
 (2012.08.01 - 23:35:11) Dawn: taco
 (2012.08.01 - 23:35:26) Chad: "Cockblockers..." Chad mutters with a voice full of rage.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:35:33) Kit: >mutters
 (2012.08.01 - 23:35:35) Kit: >full of rage
 (2012.08.01 - 23:35:36) Kit: ?????
 (2012.08.01 - 23:35:36) Monica: fish tacos
 (2012.08.01 - 23:35:42) Dawn: PISH
 (2012.08.01 - 23:35:43) Dawn: tacos
 (2012.08.01 - 23:35:49) Kit: is he actually asking me
 (2012.08.01 - 23:35:51) Kit: or the class in general
 (2012.08.01 - 23:36:00) Dawn: Pretend its you!
 (2012.08.01 - 23:36:05) Dawn: Kit would with his persecution complex.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:36:06) Dawn: :D
 (2012.08.01 - 23:36:13) Raepdog: You.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:36:14) Kit: persecution complex?
 (2012.08.01 - 23:36:23) Monica: I have yet to!
 (2012.08.01 - 23:36:25) Horace: .
 (2012.08.01 - 23:36:29) Monica: I don't want to be a dick though.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:36:29) Dawn: Dawn notes the possibility of the supernatural as being... cognitive dissonance strikes!
 (2012.08.01 - 23:36:38) Dawn: (be a dick! go!)
 (2012.08.01 - 23:36:44) Kit: "The evidence is overlooked and people jump to conclusions," I say shakily.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:37:36) Monica: "Calling anything supernatural is idiotic. There might exist things that go beyond what we currently understand, but that doesn't mean they can't be understood."
 (2012.08.01 - 23:37:54) Monica: spoiler: if something is canon in the universe, it's actually natural, not supernatural
 (2012.08.01 - 23:38:01) Monica: it's only supernatural relative to us, the players.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:38:08) Dawn: OR IS IT
 (2012.08.01 - 23:38:10) Kit: Monica is clearly awesome!
 (2012.08.01 - 23:38:15) Lee: spoiler: mrzwach is going to be a tightass faggot
 (2012.08.01 - 23:38:35) Dawn: Monica and Kit are totally gonna hit it off
 (2012.08.01 - 23:38:40) Dawn: maaaan I need to get involved with that
 (2012.08.01 - 23:38:45) Raepdog: "Thats what I think, and what most people think- but why not check that .01% possibility? After a day of doing science, why not relax with some fringe science-" he says before Monica trolls it up, "Thats the spirit! Everything can be understood in some term or another, and thats what I as a teacher am all about!"
 (2012.08.01 - 23:38:45) Kit: :D
 (2012.08.01 - 23:38:52) Dawn: Science cell go!
 (2012.08.01 - 23:38:53) Slynet: Horace has been logged out (Timeout).
 (2012.08.01 - 23:38:58) Kit: NM!
 (2012.08.01 - 23:39:41) Raepdog: "I'm big in a group on campus, The Academic Re-evaluation of Alternative Scientific Theories, and I urge any of you who want to donate time to come out and see how it is. Now then, please find a lab partner."
 (2012.08.01 - 23:39:49) Raepdog: "Go!" he says smiling.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:39:55) Dawn: ...
 (2012.08.01 - 23:39:56) Dawn: fffff
 (2012.08.01 - 23:39:59) Kit: :D
 (2012.08.01 - 23:40:04) Chad: "Yoink!" Chad says as he grabs Dawn by the shoulder.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:40:14) Dawn: ... D:::::
 (2012.08.01 - 23:40:16) Monica: Hmm.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:40:17) Monica: I choose.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:40:18) Monica: KIT
 (2012.08.01 - 23:40:20) Lee: >that feel when no partner
 (2012.08.01 - 23:40:22) Dawn: :D
 (2012.08.01 - 23:40:25) Kit: I was going to choose MONICA
 (2012.08.01 - 23:40:26) Kit: but I don't know HOW
 (2012.08.01 - 23:40:43) Monica: Monica will WALK OVER TO WHEREVER KIT IS
 (2012.08.01 - 23:40:53) Monica: "Hi, I'm Monica."
 (2012.08.01 - 23:40:59) Dawn: "Uh, I kind of... well, alright..." Dawn says as Monica leaves.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:41:03) Dawn: Dawn and Chad 4eva
 (2012.08.01 - 23:41:10) Monica: Dawn is so beta
 (2012.08.01 - 23:41:14) Kit: I smile. "I'm Kit. Guess we're partners?"
 (2012.08.01 - 23:41:19) Kit: I OFFER MEIN HAND
 (2012.08.01 - 23:41:29) Kit: also don't I weigh like 70 pounds now
 (2012.08.01 - 23:41:29) Monica: wat
 (2012.08.01 - 23:41:29) Kit: :C
 (2012.08.01 - 23:41:38) Monica: Monica never knew you before presumably!
 (2012.08.01 - 23:41:38) Dawn: also MRZ
 (2012.08.01 - 23:41:41) Monica: So no difference
 (2012.08.01 - 23:41:43) Dawn: i have some fae gold you'd totes be interested in
 (2012.08.01 - 23:41:45) Lee: Wait a second
 (2012.08.01 - 23:41:48) Lee: I have no partner
 (2012.08.01 - 23:41:49) Dawn: we needa scene where I give it to you or some shitz
 (2012.08.01 - 23:41:52) Lee: lol.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:41:54) Monica: I will SHAKE HIS HAND. "Yep, I'd suppose so."
 (2012.08.01 - 23:41:56) Monica: You have Horace
 (2012.08.01 - 23:41:59) Monica: Oh wait, Horace is gone
 (2012.08.01 - 23:42:01) Lee: Oh no
 (2012.08.01 - 23:42:04) Monica: Oh well he's weird as shit, just pretend he never talks.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:42:14) Lee: lol
 (2012.08.01 - 23:42:48) Raepdog: Chad and Dawn pair up, as do Kit and Monica, while Horace and Lee awkwardly are there before Dr. Spaar goes, "How about you two get together- with that we are done, right?"
 (2012.08.01 - 23:43:28) Lee: c-can i work b-by myself
 (2012.08.01 - 23:43:40) Lee: alsowhere is jarkilld amnit
 (2012.08.01 - 23:43:48) Monica: It's not like I wanted a partner anyways, b-baka!
 (2012.08.01 - 23:45:00) Raepdog: Anyhow people, you are given work- feel free to use this as a good reason for a duo scene. Chadawn is given the subject of Faries, while Kit and Monica get the subject of Vampires, and lastly Horace and Lee get Werewolves.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:45:14) Lee: werewolves
 (2012.08.01 - 23:45:17) Lee: I cant punch werewolves
 (2012.08.01 - 23:45:22) Lee: they have CLAWS
 (2012.08.01 - 23:45:35) Dawn: :O
 (2012.08.01 - 23:46:48) Dawn: "Faeries. Uh?" I ask Chad.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:47:16) Raepdog: "As always, I am here if you have questions."
 (2012.08.01 - 23:47:24) Chad: "Awwwww yeah," Chad said with false enthusiasm, "We could look at children stories? I got some back at my place."
 (2012.08.01 - 23:47:24) Monica: I will LEARN ABOUT VAMPIRES?
 (2012.08.01 - 23:47:56) Slynet: Jarkill enters the channel.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:47:58) Dawn: "Well, uhm, Wikipedia probably has some of those, there's no need for that," Dawn says hurriedly.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:48:02) Dawn: YAH JARKILL
 (2012.08.01 - 23:48:03) Slynet: Jarkill leaves the channel.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:48:25) Monica: "Soo, vampires. They like blood and they don't like garlic or sunlight or wooden stakes. Anything else major?"
 (2012.08.01 - 23:48:40) Dawn: "I mean, if we were looking for evidence of faeries, we could search for things like missing children, or like, alternate worlds like Neverever..." Dawn trails off.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:48:45) Raepdog: If Dawn and Chad feel in their pockets, the gold is still very there and very real.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:48:55) Monica: You troll
 (2012.08.01 - 23:48:58) Monica: It's VERY THERE
 (2012.08.01 - 23:49:00) Monica: As opposed to just being there
 (2012.08.01 - 23:50:05) Slynet: Jarkill enters the channel.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:50:14) Lee: AH JARKILL MY GOOD BUDDY.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:50:19) Lee: Hurry up.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:50:19) Chad: "Uh... what? Why do we need to talk about kidnapped children?"
 (2012.08.01 - 23:50:21) Dawn: GO MEGPUN
 (2012.08.01 - 23:50:25) Dawn: TALK ABOUT WERWOLVES
 (2012.08.01 - 23:50:47) Monica: Hey KITCHEN
 (2012.08.01 - 23:50:49) Monica: you SUCK
 (2012.08.01 - 23:50:51) Lee: I CANT
 (2012.08.01 - 23:50:53) Lee: HE HASENT RENAMED YET
 (2012.08.01 - 23:51:02) Raepdog: KIT CHAN
 (2012.08.01 - 23:51:10) Raepdog: Arch rival.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:51:14) Slynet: Jarkill enters the channel.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:51:26) Jarkill: ...Soooooooo
 (2012.08.01 - 23:51:29) Slynet: Jarkill is now known as Horace.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:51:33) Horace: How does one enter a channel twice
 (2012.08.01 - 23:51:36) Dawn: "Uhm, there's stories about children being abducted and stuff. I was thinking more about alternate worlds, like you know with Tinkerbell and stuff. One moment they are here, and then they end up in some crazy land unlike their own. Peter Pan?"
 (2012.08.01 - 23:51:38) Horace: without leaving it?
 (2012.08.01 - 23:51:44) Dawn: by being Jarkill
 (2012.08.01 - 23:51:50) Kit: Returning!
 (2012.08.01 - 23:51:53) Dawn: (quick talk about werewolves jarkill)
 (2012.08.01 - 23:52:18) Chad: "Oh, uh, yeah? Sounds alright to me."
 (2012.08.01 - 23:52:29) Lee: I will let you start the conversation jarkill
 (2012.08.01 - 23:52:41) Lee: because im a nice guy and i cant think of anything to say.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:53:18) Raepdog: Dawn, roll Int + Occult.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:53:24) Kit: "They grow claws and— er, they don't like crosses or religion or large bodies of water," I say shakily before regaining my composure. "They're either bloated and ugly or gaunt and seductive, depending on the time period," I continue in a besserwisser tone.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:53:37) Raepdog: - Trey
 (2012.08.01 - 23:53:59) Slynet: /rn Dawn rolls a chance die. Result: 7 (failure)
 (2012.08.01 - 23:54:02) Dawn: :(
 (2012.08.01 - 23:54:13) Lee: go jarkill, go!
 (2012.08.01 - 23:54:13) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls a chance die. Result: 4 (failure)
 (2012.08.01 - 23:54:42) Horace: hdfsgfds
 (2012.08.01 - 23:54:46) Horace: df
 (2012.08.01 - 23:54:46) Horace: g\
 (2012.08.01 - 23:54:49) Horace: thish
 (2012.08.01 - 23:55:01) Horace: "You forgot about the silver!"
 (2012.08.01 - 23:55:15) Monica: >_>
 (2012.08.01 - 23:55:20) Monica: We're in different groups man
 (2012.08.01 - 23:55:22) Monica: stop being weird
 (2012.08.01 - 23:55:31) Kit: raining on my parade
 (2012.08.01 - 23:55:33) Lee: Clearly, he has left my group
 (2012.08.01 - 23:55:35) Lee: and went over to you guys
 (2012.08.01 - 23:55:40) Lee: and i am alone once more.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:56:03) Horace: .
 (2012.08.01 - 23:56:36) Monica: "Well, have you ever met a vampire? I haven't, personally. In my opinion, they probably don't exist and we're kind of wasting our time in this class."
 (2012.08.01 - 23:56:40) Horace: .
 (2012.08.01 - 23:56:45) Horace: .
 (2012.08.01 - 23:56:45) Lee: Were talking
 (2012.08.01 - 23:56:47) Lee: about
 (2012.08.01 - 23:56:48) Monica: .
 (2012.08.01 - 23:56:48) Horace: Yes, I know.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:56:48) Monica: .
 (2012.08.01 - 23:56:49) Monica: .
 (2012.08.01 - 23:56:49) Lee: werewolves
 (2012.08.01 - 23:56:52) Lee: you're fucking retarded
 (2012.08.01 - 23:56:55) Kit: I sigh. "Yep."
 (2012.08.01 - 23:56:56) Horace: But Horace is an asshole.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:56:57) Lee: and you keep rpessing period
 (2012.08.01 - 23:56:58) Horace: Deal with it.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:57:02) Horace: ...
 (2012.08.01 - 23:57:05) Horace: That is because of my internet
 (2012.08.01 - 23:57:06) Horace: dumbass
 (2012.08.01 - 23:57:11) Lee: finger
 (2012.08.01 - 23:57:12) Lee: away
 (2012.08.01 - 23:57:13) Lee: from the period
 (2012.08.01 - 23:57:20) Dawn: "... Yes, well, uhm, I'm just saying, if we were looking for faeries, we'd look for reports of missing children in areas, perhaps reports of people ending up in weird places that shouldn't be there."
 (2012.08.01 - 23:57:26) Dawn: I stare at Chad expectantly.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:57:45) Kit: >implying Kit is going to tell Random Girl #3458 about REAL VAMPIRES
 (2012.08.01 - 23:57:49) Lee: "I uh, dont believe in vampires or werewolves personally, but we should atleast try to dig up something on them."
 (2012.08.01 - 23:57:52) Kit: especialyl when she seems like an actually cool person
 (2012.08.01 - 23:57:54) Horace: Chance die occult, trololol
 (2012.08.01 - 23:57:56) Slynet: /rn Horace rolls a chance die. Result: 5 (failure)
 (2012.08.01 - 23:58:02) Lee: "You know, get a book or some crap."
 (2012.08.01 - 23:58:03) Horace: How average.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:58:41) Kit: What is even the idea? A presentation on <insert supernatural creature here>?
 (2012.08.01 - 23:58:42) Horace: "I don't think digging them up would help, it's the vampires that hide in graves and coffins."
 (2012.08.01 - 23:58:46) Chad: "Uh... children... orphanage? I'm not really getting where you're going with this. Aren't fairies just little guys who grant wishes and stuff?"
 (2012.08.01 - 23:59:10) Horace: "Unless you're suggesting we should bury them! I like that idea."
 (2012.08.01 - 23:59:27) Monica: "So anyway, what do you do? Or rather, are planning to do?"
 (2012.08.01 - 23:59:27) Kit: IS the idea a presentation?
 (2012.08.01 - 23:59:32) Kit: I DON'T KNOW OOC
 (2012.08.01 - 23:59:35) Kit: SO I CAN'T ANSWER IC
 (2012.08.01 - 23:59:36) Kit: D:
 (2012.08.01 - 23:59:50) Kit: but
 (2012.08.01 - 23:59:51) Kit: is there no goal?
 (2012.08.01 - 23:59:51) Dawn: "... Sure," Dawn says, giving up.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:59:54) Kit: ah.
 (2012.08.01 - 23:59:58) Raepdog: The lights dim again. Last few words in!
 (2012.08.02 - 00:00:01) Kit: the goal is to FIND ACTUAL VAMPIRES
 (2012.08.02 - 00:00:12) Monica: Monica wants to be FRIENDLY but Kit doesn't respond!
 (2012.08.02 - 00:00:13) Kit: yes
 (2012.08.02 - 00:00:20) Kit: but for that you need to assume they exist
 (2012.08.02 - 00:00:22) Kit: D:
 (2012.08.02 - 00:00:22) Lee: "You know what, maybe we should look in graves and such."
 (2012.08.02 - 00:00:28) Lee: "Thanks for the great idea."
 (2012.08.02 - 00:00:30) Chad: "Nice, knew that was a good idea. So yeah, wanna get some chow after this?"
 (2012.08.02 - 00:00:32) Monica: Yeah, just dig up peoples fucking graves
 (2012.08.02 - 00:00:55) Kit: "Dentistry," I say dismissively. Talking about dentistry is BORING anyway.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:00:58) Lee: Only one person, my sweet jarkill
 (2012.08.02 - 00:01:07) Raepdog: "Now then, back to the lecture- a lot of people bring up groups like The Illuminati, or a New World Order. They say that these things exist but that the lack of evidence is due to a conspiracy. Lets look over a few, shall we?" he says clicking on the slide to a big pill on the board, "This conspiracy is one that Big Pharma, giant medical conglomerates like West Medical, Magadon, or The Cherion Group have access to secret information, medical knowledge, and cures for all sorts of problems. People say they do this for power, but the question is- how would they not get caught?"
 (2012.08.02 - 00:01:14) Dawn: I avoid giving an answer
 (2012.08.02 - 00:01:16) Dawn: because of lesson
 (2012.08.02 - 00:01:18) Dawn: (whew!)
 (2012.08.02 - 00:01:53) Raepdog: Oh, anyone who wants to notice Dawn is uncomfortable, Empathy + Wits - 2 Due to Darkness.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:01:53) Dawn: Aw nab
 (2012.08.02 - 00:01:58) Raepdog: THE WORLD OF DARKNESS.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:01:58) Kit: How WOULD they get caught?
 (2012.08.02 - 00:01:59) Dawn: signed a NDA
 (2012.08.02 - 00:02:01) Slynet: /rn Kit rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 7,6,5,4 (failure)
 (2012.08.02 - 00:02:03) Kit: :(
 (2012.08.02 - 00:02:07) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls a chance die. Result: 7 (failure)
 (2012.08.02 - 00:02:08) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 1,5,4 (failure)
 (2012.08.02 - 00:02:09) Dawn: :D
 (2012.08.02 - 00:02:10) Dawn: :D
 (2012.08.02 - 00:02:11) Dawn: :D
 (2012.08.02 - 00:02:12) Dawn: :D
 (2012.08.02 - 00:02:16) Kit: wrololo
 (2012.08.02 - 00:02:22) Monica: I will ANSWER
 (2012.08.02 - 00:02:25) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 10,3,8,8 | 7 (3 successes)
 (2012.08.02 - 00:02:59) Horace: Horace doesn't particularly want to notice!
 (2012.08.02 - 00:03:17) Slynet: /rn Lee rolls 1 die with 10-again. Result: 6 (failure)
 (2012.08.02 - 00:03:19) Monica: "There isn't a legal obligation for corporations to give out their company secrets, and curing a disease is generally less expensive than treating the symptoms over a person's lifetime."
 (2012.08.02 - 00:03:21) Raepdog: Dawn's one tooth feels slightly on edge, like its a little bit sore.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:03:25) Horace: .
 (2012.08.02 - 00:03:25) Monica: ONE TOOTH
 (2012.08.02 - 00:03:52) Dawn: ... :O
 (2012.08.02 - 00:03:52) Kit: Monica is so clear-sighted! Kawaii!
 (2012.08.02 - 00:04:05) Horace: "...Uh, because corporations are more powerful than the government?"
 (2012.08.02 - 00:04:11) Dawn: (the tooth I totally had a cavity fixed on)
 (2012.08.02 - 00:04:20) Monica: Your mom gets a little bit sore
 (2012.08.02 - 00:04:40) Raepdog: He smiles at Monica's answer, "A nice point, but you there miss, you seem like you have something you want to say?"
 (2012.08.02 - 00:04:52) Horace: "...Or maybe the government is working with them?"
 (2012.08.02 - 00:04:53) Dawn: :(
 (2012.08.02 - 00:05:06) Monica: Or maybe
 (2012.08.02 - 00:05:09) Monica: the Lizardmen are working with them
 (2012.08.02 - 00:06:22) Horace: .
 (2012.08.02 - 00:07:08) Raepdog: He quickly picks up Horace's answer, "But then the lack of evidence is fixed by a conspiracy, which is made plausible by the existence of an ever bigger conspiracy? It just brings more questions up. But take the Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment, and the very real conspiracy that existed around that. But lets let the woman answer."
 (2012.08.02 - 00:07:13) Monica: Moogle, the Metagamer
 (2012.08.02 - 00:07:34) Monica: AN EVER BIGGER CONSPIRACY
 (2012.08.02 - 00:07:47) Slynet: /rn Dawn rolls 1 die with 10-again. Result: 1 (failure)
 (2012.08.02 - 00:08:24) Dawn: "Well, they might-" Dawn says, before clamping her mouth shut.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:08:30) Raepdog: PAINNN
 (2012.08.02 - 00:08:35) Monica: Everyone look at Dawn and laugh!
 (2012.08.02 - 00:08:37) Dawn: She struggles for a second and says, "Nevermind."
 (2012.08.02 - 00:08:38) Monica: She's clearly retarded or something
 (2012.08.02 - 00:08:42) Kit: dawn likes pain
 (2012.08.02 - 00:08:44) Kit: she is a painslut
 (2012.08.02 - 00:08:57) Dawn: (Dawn is slightly pale after this?)
 (2012.08.02 - 00:08:59) Dawn: (WHO KNOWS)
 (2012.08.02 - 00:09:17) Chad: "Yo, you okay?"
 (2012.08.02 - 00:09:58) Horace: .
 (2012.08.02 - 00:10:04) Monica: .
 (2012.08.02 - 00:10:37) Dawn: "I'm... fine," Dawn says, moving her mouth a bit awkwardly.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:10:49) Raepdog: "Oh?" he says before clicking the slide again to show a photo of the movie Scarface, "And what of this 'Golden Cartel' theory? That the money from drug cartels go into militant projects seeking to equip the gangs, and possibly equip them for a more sinister purpose? Take one oft told urban legend of an organization using meth super labs in Mexico to finance their cartel, and although all that is true, it does link itself to many other conspiracies. Where did the Confederate Gold go? What happened to the Nazi gold? All of these things are linked to crime, to legends of super LSD and magic drug labs."
 (2012.08.02 - 00:11:21) Kit: I RAISE MY HAND
 (2012.08.02 - 00:11:24) Horace: "Indiana Jones!"
 (2012.08.02 - 00:11:39) Monica: Meth super labs!
 (2012.08.02 - 00:12:02) Raepdog: He laughs at Horace and points to Kit, "Yes?"
 (2012.08.02 - 00:12:06) Kit: "They all have one thing in common: they're tinfoil hat insanity," I say condescendingly. Teacher is insane. :(
 (2012.08.02 - 00:13:09) Monica: I am interested as to why the teacher thinks that they are in MEXICO
 (2012.08.02 - 00:13:11) Slynet: Monica logs out of the Chat.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:13:24) Slynet: mrzwach enters the channel.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:13:27) mrzwach: >slynet
 (2012.08.02 - 00:13:29) mrzwach: >not shit
 (2012.08.02 - 00:13:34) Slynet: mrzwach is now known as Monica.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:14:48) Raepdog: "My thoughts exactly! But I'm showing these obviously wrong theories to prove a point- to show how basic scientific theories can reveal most conspiracies as simply impossible." he says going to the next slide, one that shows a Korean woman holding a cellphone and of a British security camera, "What of the New World Order and Big Brother? The secret police that watch us all, read our emails, send us messages telling us what to do- what of that? And what of Little Sister, the idea that when everyone has a cellphone even the most secret of things can be revealed on sites like Creepycampus.com?"
 (2012.08.02 - 00:15:49) Kit: I've no answer to that! :D
 (2012.08.02 - 00:15:50) Raepdog: A girl who Chad and Kit recognize as Kaci speaks up, "I love Cee Cee but the Japanese website Kagura-Watch is so much better!" he says before she fades off in weaboo talk.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:16:07) Monica: weeaboo
 (2012.08.02 - 00:17:18) Raepdog: He smirks at Kit.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:17:27) Raepdog: TEACHER 1, KIT 1
 (2012.08.02 - 00:18:21) Kit: I ain't gon' respond yo
 (2012.08.02 - 00:18:53) Monica: I will just ignore KACI
 (2012.08.02 - 00:18:55) Monica: and THE TEACHER
 (2012.08.02 - 00:18:57) Slynet: /rn Dawn rolls 6 dice with 10-again. Result: 6,10,10,4,4,1 | 8,8 (4 successes)
 (2012.08.02 - 00:20:10) Raepdog: The last slide shows an eyeball, one Kit may notice is from CreepyCampus. He smiles at all of you, "Now then, any questions about anything- none are too weird!"
 (2012.08.02 - 00:20:38) Slynet: Horace has been logged out (Timeout).
 (2012.08.02 - 00:20:46) Dawn: oh jarkill
 (2012.08.02 - 00:20:56) Chad: "Am I in the right class?" Chad asks out loud.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:20:58) Lee: Yes sir why does my partner keep fading and re-appearing from existance
 (2012.08.02 - 00:21:00) Kit: :D
 (2012.08.02 - 00:21:39) Lee: that and what the fuck does the illuminati have to do with biology mang
 (2012.08.02 - 00:21:54) Raepdog: He gives a sigh, "Yes Mr. Pret, yes you are." he then looks over at the eye.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:23:07) Slynet: Fel has been logged out (Timeout).
 (2012.08.02 - 00:23:12) Slynet: Fel enters the channel.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:23:35) Kit: "Is this all going to be about cryptozoology?" I say sarcastically. I don't even raise my hand. ^_^
 (2012.08.02 - 00:23:53) Monica: inb4 pon pon pon
 (2012.08.02 - 00:25:10) Raepdog: "Class dismissed. For anyone interested, The Academic Re-Evaluation of Alternative Scientific Theories will be having a meeting this week on the so called Pishtaco Murders, extra credit if you come!" he says before cleaning off the board.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:25:48) Dawn: Dawn is SO attending.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:25:48) Raepdog: "Homework is posted online."
 (2012.08.02 - 00:25:57) Dawn: Maaaan I want to like go talk to him privately after class if I have time
 (2012.08.02 - 00:25:59) Kit: Kit is SO attending, too.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:26:01) Chad: Chad is SO not attending.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:26:04) Kit: I wanted the same thing, Moggle
 (2012.08.02 - 00:26:05) Kit: D:
 (2012.08.02 - 00:26:16) Dawn: ... :D
 (2012.08.02 - 00:26:20) Dawn: We can be frendz
 (2012.08.02 - 00:26:24) Dawn: Come with us Monica!
 (2012.08.02 - 00:26:30) Chad: "Hey Dawn, let's get out of here. Bring your roomate too if you want."
 (2012.08.02 - 00:27:14) Dawn: "Uhm, well, I kind of wanted to talk to the professor..."
 (2012.08.02 - 00:27:25) Raepdog: Dawn, do you approach the young dreamboat of a professor?
 (2012.08.02 - 00:27:43) Dawn: :D
 (2012.08.02 - 00:27:43) Kit: I DO.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:27:46) Dawn: Let Kit go first!
 (2012.08.02 - 00:27:46) Kit: But I'll wait my turn.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:27:47) Dawn: I will be slow
 (2012.08.02 - 00:27:49) Kit: :D
 (2012.08.02 - 00:27:50) Kit: Hivemind!
 (2012.08.02 - 00:27:51) Dawn: because pain
 (2012.08.02 - 00:27:52) Dawn: GO KIT GO
 (2012.08.02 - 00:27:56) Chad: "Pffft, you can do that some other time."
 (2012.08.02 - 00:28:57) Dawn: "But it's kind of about, you know, the uh... adventure."
 (2012.08.02 - 00:29:26) Monica: I will CHILL WITH DAWN AND CHAD.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:29:30) Monica: "What adventure?"
 (2012.08.02 - 00:29:31) Monica: :3
 (2012.08.02 - 00:29:48) Raepdog: Chad finds himself with a text from an unknown number, "Score us drugs for our next party, prove yourself. - Laura"
 (2012.08.02 - 00:29:59) Lee: lol
 (2012.08.02 - 00:30:03) Kit: I APPROACH THE PROFESSOR BRAVELY. "Excuse me, but you didn't answer my question. It's a waste of everyone's time to spend our actual bio classes on... cryptozoology."
 (2012.08.02 - 00:30:03) Chad: FFFFFFFFFF
 (2012.08.02 - 00:30:12) Slynet: Jarkill enters the channel.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:30:35) Dawn: oh monica
 (2012.08.02 - 00:30:37) Dawn: :D
 (2012.08.02 - 00:30:41) Chad: "Oh okay," I say before raising my voice, "YO! ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN GET SOME GOOD STUFF?"
 (2012.08.02 - 00:30:48) Kit: >_>
 (2012.08.02 - 00:30:50) Dawn: ...
 (2012.08.02 - 00:30:50) Kit: fucking retard
 (2012.08.02 - 00:30:54) Chad: >Lecture hall
>Asks for drugs
 (2012.08.02 - 00:30:55) Dawn: very well done Raep
 (2012.08.02 - 00:31:02) Dawn: i like how you managed to get Monica involved with him
 (2012.08.02 - 00:31:06) Dawn: assuming his stupid doesnt turn her off
 (2012.08.02 - 00:31:10) Raepdog: He turns to Kit, "Its a simple tool, a fun way to start class, and it is a crypozoology class."
 (2012.08.02 - 00:31:10) Jarkill: I facepalm.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:31:11) Lee: "Yeah I do, talk to me later."
 (2012.08.02 - 00:31:17) Monica: I don't think I will at this point in time.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:31:24) Monica: Maybe LATER when we aren't IN THE MIDDLE OF A PUBLIC LOCATION.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:31:25) Chad: "THANKS BRO!"
 (2012.08.02 - 00:31:39) Dawn: Chad is such a douche.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:31:45) Chad: I'll turn back to Dawn and go with her towards the professor.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:31:56) Chad: Since clearly he is needed for ADVENTURE TALK
 (2012.08.02 - 00:31:57) Dawn: I have been nervously backing away at this point
 (2012.08.02 - 00:31:57) Dawn: :D
 (2012.08.02 - 00:32:00) Kit: "A rational, down-to-earth approach would be preferable," I say, obviously ticked off.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:32:02) Dawn: I am scared of le drugs
 (2012.08.02 - 00:32:12) Dawn: I will line up after Kit!
 (2012.08.02 - 00:32:18) Dawn: AS FOR MONICA
 (2012.08.02 - 00:32:28) Dawn: While Chad is yelling, I'll say, "I'll tell you about it later."
 (2012.08.02 - 00:32:37) Monica: FINE THEN
 (2012.08.02 - 00:32:41) Monica: Don't tell me about your ADVENTURES
 (2012.08.02 - 00:32:48) Raepdog: Professor looks at you all, and responds to Kit "That was the point of the project, to see how rational thought really skims out most of the 'crypto' in zoology."
 (2012.08.02 - 00:32:49) Dawn: Man, I'll tell you later!
 (2012.08.02 - 00:32:56) Dawn: We live in the same place!
 (2012.08.02 - 00:32:59) Dawn: I can't avoid it.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:33:40) Raepdog: "You have a question miss?" he says as Chad pushes Dawn forward.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:33:49) Kit: I sigh. "Whatever. I'll show up at your... thing."
 (2012.08.02 - 00:33:50) Dawn: dick
 (2012.08.02 - 00:34:49) Raepdog: chuggah, chuggah
 (2012.08.02 - 00:34:54) Chad: "Yo professor, Dawn wants to talk to you about the adventure we had last night."
 (2012.08.02 - 00:35:11) Dawn: "Uh, well, I was just wondering if, uhm, we'll ever be exploring the forest by here... during these meetings..." I'll say after throwing a scared glance around thanks to Chadouche.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:35:11) Raepdog: He blushes.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:35:15) Monica: inb4 question about the likelyhood of her contracting herpes
 (2012.08.02 - 00:36:06) Raepdog: "Well, the forests around here have a whole lot of legend around them. Take the Judas Tree at the center of campus, or the stories of drunk kids getting lost in them and never being found."
 (2012.08.02 - 00:36:57) Dawn: "Yes, well, that's exactly what I was thinking with the fairies and all, kids being abducted, if they came about as getting lost, uhm, well... nevermind..." Dawn says realizing how she's kind of in a crowd.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:36:58) Dawn: :D
 (2012.08.02 - 00:37:03) Dawn: Let's go, Chad!
 (2012.08.02 - 00:37:13) Dawn: We'll go have lunch or something if Monica wants to come along (OH GOD DONT LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HIM)
 (2012.08.02 - 00:37:14) Kit: this college is full of wtf
 (2012.08.02 - 00:37:45) Monica: I will COME ALONG
 (2012.08.02 - 00:38:02) Chad: YEAH
 (2012.08.02 - 00:38:06) Chad: CHAD WITH THE LADIES
 (2012.08.02 - 00:38:14) Chad: We shall go get dinner!
 (2012.08.02 - 00:38:18) Kit: ALAS
 (2012.08.02 - 00:38:22) Kit: I RETURN SAD TO MY DORM
 (2012.08.02 - 00:38:23) Dawn: :D
 (2012.08.02 - 00:38:25) Raepdog: "An interesting thought, and one a few believe in." he says as Chad goes off with the two ladies. If Mrz wants, this can be the night of the drug deal.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:38:25) Kit: TO BROWSE THE INTERWEBS
 (2012.08.02 - 00:38:26) Dawn: you could come with us Kit
 (2012.08.02 - 00:38:40) Fel: Stay home and be EMO KIT
 (2012.08.02 - 00:38:43) Fel: You EMO KIT you
 (2012.08.02 - 00:38:44) Dawn: GO ZWACH SOLO SCENE
 (2012.08.02 - 00:38:44) Dawn: GO
 (2012.08.02 - 00:38:49) Fel: Relatedly, moogle y u no typing notifications
 (2012.08.02 - 00:38:52) Monica: It's not a solo scene
 (2012.08.02 - 00:38:55) Monica: Dawn is going to get dragged along!
 (2012.08.02 - 00:39:04) Chad: "Wait a moment," I say before going up to Lee, "Bro, gimme your number. We gotta do business later."
 (2012.08.02 - 00:39:40) Raepdog: Monica, roll perception.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:39:41) Lee: "Sure, its 696-6969
 (2012.08.02 - 00:39:52) Lee: "
 (2012.08.02 - 00:40:17) Chad: "Thanks bro." I head out with Monica and Dawn if nothing else happens.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:40:37) Chad: Of course, I text Lee as I do so, "Yo, it's the Chad. This is my number."
 (2012.08.02 - 00:41:10) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls 5 dice with 10-again. Result: 10,1,5,6,4 | 1 (1 success)
 (2012.08.02 - 00:41:13) Monica: I roll perceptino!
 (2012.08.02 - 00:41:41) Monica: why do I have no last name
 (2012.08.02 - 00:41:44) Monica: in the xp thread
 (2012.08.02 - 00:41:44) Raepdog: You could hear Chad ask that man for his number for likely drug-related business. Someone is shitting on your turf.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:41:58) Monica: It is ASHBY
 (2012.08.02 - 00:41:59) Monica: ARE THEY
 (2012.08.02 - 00:42:23) Monica: Chances are his dealer is probably the same person that I can sell drugs to. >_>
 (2012.08.02 - 00:42:30) Lee: Yeah
 (2012.08.02 - 00:42:34) Lee: My "Dealer"
 (2012.08.02 - 00:43:23) Raepdog: ANYHOW. Going to the dining hall it is a busy time, but an alright time.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:44:10) Dawn: yey
 (2012.08.02 - 00:44:24) Raepdog: Dawn/Monica/Chad scene.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:44:36) Monica: lol
 (2012.08.02 - 00:44:38) Monica: GRAVE DIGGING
 (2012.08.02 - 00:45:09) Lee: okay who the fuck is this.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:45:12) Lee: im quite serious
 (2012.08.02 - 00:45:16) Monica: I will get FOOD.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:45:48) Chad: WHAT IS
 (2012.08.02 - 00:45:51) Chad: FOR DINNER?
 (2012.08.02 - 00:45:58) Slynet: Jarkill has been logged out (Timeout).
 (2012.08.02 - 00:46:35) Raepdog: Chicken, with mashed potatoes, and ice cream..
 (2012.08.02 - 00:46:45) Lee: I head back to my room
 (2012.08.02 - 00:46:55) Lee: I dont want any damn chicken and mashed potatoes
 (2012.08.02 - 00:47:12) Lee: I need to go recover my healht
 (2012.08.02 - 00:47:13) Lee: and shit
 (2012.08.02 - 00:47:19) Lee: so i can rob graves effectivley
 (2012.08.02 - 00:47:32) Lee: Oh sorry I mean grave "exploring."
 (2012.08.02 - 00:47:45) Raepdog: Tonight the food is alright, its not good or bad but is worth eating. Not as good as that fruit you ate last night, man was that cool.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:47:57) Raepdog: You may find a private booth.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:48:07) Chad: Anyone we know in the dining hall?
 (2012.08.02 - 00:48:11) Chad: Or shall we get a pri-
 (2012.08.02 - 00:48:12) Chad: yeah
 (2012.08.02 - 00:49:00) Raepdog: Kaci can be spotted with a fat motherfucker eating, she winks at you and does dirty things to a spoon while no one but you is looking before going back to reading her manga.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:50:35) Monica: I eat food, ignoring KACI
 (2012.08.02 - 00:50:40) Dawn: "I love mashed potatoes!" I half-squeal.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:51:00) Monica: I also have clairvoyence, so hah!
 (2012.08.02 - 00:51:35) Chad: "Yeah, mashed potatoes are pretty cool. This chicken isn't too bad either."
 (2012.08.02 - 00:51:40) Raepdog: http://www.haircutstips.com/wp-c​ontent/themes/almost-spring/image​s/side-ponytail-hairstyle.jpg
 (2012.08.02 - 00:51:46) Dawn: man talking about food
 (2012.08.02 - 00:51:49) Dawn: this scene is awesome :D
 (2012.08.02 - 00:52:28) Raepdog: http://i.ytimg.com/vi/aAvcIgZ-nt​Y/0.jpg
 (2012.08.02 - 00:52:51) Dawn: "So, uhm, yeah, Monica, like I said, last night was really really weird. You really might want to avoid going out in those woods alone."
 (2012.08.02 - 00:52:54) Dawn: THERE
 (2012.08.02 - 00:52:55) Dawn: eat plot
 (2012.08.02 - 00:53:01) Dawn: since I dont care for talking about food
 (2012.08.02 - 00:53:09) Monica: "I generally avoid going out to isolated places by myself, but thanks."
 (2012.08.02 - 00:53:15) Monica: durr hurr
 (2012.08.02 - 00:53:20) Chad: "Aw no, the forest was pretty damn cool. We saved a bunch of hookers and stuff there."
 (2012.08.02 - 00:53:41) Raepdog: Anyhow, its a lovely night and Monica gets a text from Rashid, "Ready for the deal tonight?" While Chad gets a text from Laura saying, "Get me some good coke." While Dawn gets a text from Lance, "Thinking of you buddy!".
 (2012.08.02 - 00:53:56) Raepdog: All your phones go off at once, which is strange but... statistically bound to happen?
 (2012.08.02 - 00:53:59) Lee: I have so much coke
 (2012.08.02 - 00:54:17) Dawn: "I'm pretty sure there's something in the air there and I was hallucinating for the entire thing," Dawn says apologetically. "You study chemistry. Maybe you'd want to check it out?"
 (2012.08.02 - 00:54:17) Lee: You know, I had a pretty good plan
 (2012.08.02 - 00:54:28) Lee: I was going to jump the drug buying grands ass
 (2012.08.02 - 00:54:35) Lee: but now I realize its not so smart
 (2012.08.02 - 00:54:37) Dawn: I am not That Person and will not respond to text while eating!
 (2012.08.02 - 00:54:38) Lee: since im HALF DEAD
 (2012.08.02 - 00:55:23) Chad: "Uhhhhh, Dawn? What about the gold I gave you?"
 (2012.08.02 - 00:55:41) Chad: I then look at my text and grimace, "Shit."
 (2012.08.02 - 00:56:04) Monica: "Actually, I have plans tonight. I'm meeting someone. Think you'd be interested in coming along? You too, Chad, I could hook you up with some of the stuff you were asking for earlier."
 (2012.08.02 - 00:56:08) Monica: RECRUITMENT
 (2012.08.02 - 00:56:13) Dawn: Dawn is...
 (2012.08.02 - 00:56:16) Dawn: SURPRISED AT DRUG DEAL
 (2012.08.02 - 00:56:17) Dawn: D:
 (2012.08.02 - 00:56:21) Dawn: Shocked, in fact!
 (2012.08.02 - 00:56:24) Dawn: Not too much though.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:56:45) Chad: "Uh.... you're a drug dealer?"
 (2012.08.02 - 00:56:55) Dawn: "I'd like to tag along," Dawn says, not wanting to be alone so Chad can find an excuse to be with her.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:57:03) Lee: fuck you mrzwah
 (2012.08.02 - 00:57:04) Lee: you bitch
 (2012.08.02 - 00:57:13) Lee: I will kill you you drug dealing bastard
 (2012.08.02 - 00:57:30) Raepdog: Mrz, do you roll for your Clairvoyance? If so- roll.
 (2012.08.02 - 00:57:36) Monica: "More or less, I say."
 (2012.08.02 - 00:57:37) Monica: Also, I DO
 (2012.08.02 - 00:57:49) Chad: "Huh, sick. Got any coke?"
 (2012.08.02 - 00:58:26) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls 5 dice with 10-again. Result: 1,9,6,8,5 (2 successes)
 (2012.08.02 - 00:58:28) Monica: :O
 (2012.08.02 - 00:58:34) Dawn: O:
 (2012.08.02 - 00:58:37) Dawn: y u no exceptional
 (2012.08.02 - 00:59:21) Monica: Because lescrew you
 (2012.08.02 - 01:00:05) Dawn: like 75% of dawn's rolls have been 4 successes
 (2012.08.02 - 01:00:06) Dawn: :P
 (2012.08.02 - 01:00:42) Raepdog: Monica's face goes a bit full and she closes her eyes.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:00:52) Raepdog: About twenty seconds pass and they open.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:00:53) Monica: Only a -2 to perception rolls, for now
 (2012.08.02 - 01:01:39) Chad: "...hello?"
 (2012.08.02 - 01:01:51) Dawn: "Are you okay?"
 (2012.08.02 - 01:01:59) Dawn: BAM caring dawn is caring
 (2012.08.02 - 01:02:04) Slynet: Jarkill logs into the Chat.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:02:09) Monica: "I'm fine. Sorry, just zoned out." :3
 (2012.08.02 - 01:02:47) Lee: LETS JUST ASUME
 (2012.08.02 - 01:02:49) Chad: "Right, so got any coke?" I ask again while giving her a strange look.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:02:49) Lee: I AM SLEEPING
 (2012.08.02 - 01:03:01) Lee: BECAUSE I ACTUALLY AM KIND OF TIRED
 (2012.08.02 - 01:03:03) Dawn: Dawn is... mildly uncomfortable at talk of drugs.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:03:05) Monica: DO I, RAEP
 (2012.08.02 - 01:03:07) Monica: I presume I do
 (2012.08.02 - 01:03:21) Raepdog: Monica could stop by the lab and get some awesome coke.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:03:57) Monica: "I could get some. Just help me out and I'll help you."
 (2012.08.02 - 01:03:59) Monica: Where are we MEETING AGAIN
 (2012.08.02 - 01:04:01) Monica: Some fucking basement
 (2012.08.02 - 01:04:06) Monica: This is like, bad ideas 101
 (2012.08.02 - 01:04:11) Monica: An apartment basement
 (2012.08.02 - 01:04:22) Raepdog: A basement in a shitty apartment.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:04:26) Chad: "Sounds pretty bro to me. Wait, how am I helping you?"
 (2012.08.02 - 01:05:47) Monica: I am NOT afk
 (2012.08.02 - 01:05:50) Monica: you faggot!
 (2012.08.02 - 01:05:58) Monica: but you WHINE
 (2012.08.02 - 01:06:31) Monica: "I'm meeting some people. It's nothing big, just don't want to be wandering around alone at night."
 (2012.08.02 - 01:06:40) Monica: And then we all get murdered and its all mah fautl
 (2012.08.02 - 01:06:58) Slynet: Lee has been logged out (Timeout).
 (2012.08.02 - 01:06:59) Chad: "No problem, babe. I'm good at the whole protecting thing. Dawn can vouch for me."
 (2012.08.02 - 01:07:04) Monica: lol
 (2012.08.02 - 01:07:18) Dawn: "... Yeah..."
 (2012.08.02 - 01:07:28) Raepdog: Chad, Keeper of Lavish Sensations
 (2012.08.02 - 01:07:28) Dawn: Dawn thinks of all the times where Chad almost got them killed.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:07:32) Dawn: Like say, not paying.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:08:10) Monica: Shall we PROCEED
 (2012.08.02 - 01:08:15) Chad: YEAAAH
 (2012.08.02 - 01:09:30) Dawn: BRING DA SCENE AWN
 (2012.08.02 - 01:10:17) Raepdog: Do you all go to the apartment? Sunview Apartments are about as nice as you think they would be, and by nice, I mean shitty. Oh boy, boy are they shitty. Getting there you see a large "VII" spray painted on the side of the building, and out in a car a man is waiting in his car just doing man things. You can see the door for basement apartment A.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:10:38) Dawn: Nice place.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:10:56) Monica: lol
 (2012.08.02 - 01:11:12) Monica: "Wow. This place really is a dump," I will comment, to NO ONE in PARTICULAR
 (2012.08.02 - 01:11:14) Dawn: "Uh, well, I can see why you'd want some people with you..."
 (2012.08.02 - 01:11:18) Monica: but I will also lead the way to basement apartment A
 (2012.08.02 - 01:11:25) Chad: "Nice place," Chad says cheerfully.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:11:25) Dawn: TO THE BASEMENT
 (2012.08.02 - 01:13:16) Raepdog: Do you knock?
 (2012.08.02 - 01:13:20) Slynet: Monica logs out of the Chat.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:13:32) Slynet: mrzwach enters the channel.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:13:34) mrzwach: yes
 (2012.08.02 - 01:13:36) Slynet: mrzwach is now known as Monica.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:13:38) Monica: its called slynet sucks
 (2012.08.02 - 01:14:13) Chad: "So, uh, how's this gonna go down?"
 (2012.08.02 - 01:14:22) Raepdog: The door opens and inside you can see two men in mostly rag-like clothes sitting on a couch, the one is smoking some sort of pipe. Also standing there is a man with black hair and a nice suit, with a gold tie. He holds a briefcase out in front of him, "You have the stuff?"
 (2012.08.02 - 01:14:36) Monica: Shh, CHAD
 (2012.08.02 - 01:14:47) Monica: "Yes, I do." I give them the stuff, I guess?
 (2012.08.02 - 01:14:54) Dawn: Chad is a dumbasssss
 (2012.08.02 - 01:15:16) Raepdog: "Show it."
 (2012.08.02 - 01:15:34) Monica: I show them the stuff.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:15:38) Monica: <_<
 (2012.08.02 - 01:16:18) Raepdog: "Open it, and let my man Eight test it out?" he says putting down the briefcase and hey its the one from the vision you had, "85 Large."
 (2012.08.02 - 01:16:34) Dawn: :O monehs
 (2012.08.02 - 01:16:52) Dawn: Dawn is quiet during this exchange!
 (2012.08.02 - 01:17:02) Chad: Same.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:17:04) Raepdog: That is a lot of money and these men have guns I should add!
 (2012.08.02 - 01:17:19) Raepdog: Pistols.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:17:21) Raepdog: Black.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:17:36) Monica: I will LOOK THROUGH THE MONEY.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:17:47) Monica: And probably in doing so reveal the fucking phonebooks they have HIDDEN UNDER THERE
 (2012.08.02 - 01:17:50) Monica: This is totally a good idea.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:18:13) Raepdog: Do you want to subtly reveal that, or do you blatantly do so?
 (2012.08.02 - 01:18:34) Monica: I will subtly do it, <_<
 (2012.08.02 - 01:18:44) Monica: No moogle I'm just metagaming
 (2012.08.02 - 01:19:29) Monica: everyone metagamed
 (2012.08.02 - 01:19:39) Dawn: I metagame every scene
 (2012.08.02 - 01:19:41) Dawn: :D
 (2012.08.02 - 01:19:59) Monica: Grand was ultimate powergamed.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:20:14) Monica: You had like a ridiculous sword dicepool
 (2012.08.02 - 01:20:15) Monica: :<
 (2012.08.02 - 01:20:19) Raepdog: You take up the money and reveal there to be phonebooks, the Black Haired Man sighs, lifts his hand, and then the two guys on the couch and the one in the kitchen point there guns at Monica, the Black Haired Man speaks in a soft voice, "It could have been so much simpler." he then clicks on his walkie talkie, "Ted, outside clear?"
 (2012.08.02 - 01:20:24) Raepdog: No response.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:21:00) Monica: well this is SAD
 (2012.08.02 - 01:21:01) Dawn: ...
 (2012.08.02 - 01:21:12) Dawn: Dawn is so about to freak out.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:21:15) Dawn: Like, let's see
 (2012.08.02 - 01:21:16) Slynet: /rn Dawn rolls 2 dice with 10-again. Result: 6,8 (1 success)
 (2012.08.02 - 01:21:18) Monica: Go moogle
 (2012.08.02 - 01:21:20) Dawn: okay no scream for now
 (2012.08.02 - 01:21:21) Monica: uahahaha
 (2012.08.02 - 01:21:24) Dawn: but its THERE
 (2012.08.02 - 01:21:26) Raepdog: Hey Dawn, theres a snake at your foot.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:21:31) Dawn: FFFFFFFFFFFF
 (2012.08.02 - 01:21:33) Monica: CONVENIENT
 (2012.08.02 - 01:21:43) Monica: there's a snake in your boot
 (2012.08.02 - 01:22:10) Chad: "Huh?"
 (2012.08.02 - 01:22:37) Slynet: /rn Dawn rolls 2 dice with 10-again. Result: 3,9 (1 success)
 (2012.08.02 - 01:22:56) Raepdog: Anyone who wants to, Animal Ken + Int.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:23:03) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls 2 dice with 10-again. Result: 1,6 (failure)
 (2012.08.02 - 01:23:05) Monica: lel
 (2012.08.02 - 01:23:06) Slynet: /rn Dawn rolls 5 dice with 10-again. Result: 8,1,6,3,9 (2 successes)
 (2012.08.02 - 01:23:12) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls a chance die. Result: 3 (failure)
 (2012.08.02 - 01:23:44) Raepdog: "Ted, do you hear me?" he says into the walkie talkie once more, "No matter. I'm sorry Miss, you just lost 25K. Now then, care to write down the formula, maybe them we'll keep you around as a whore instead of just killing you?"
 (2012.08.02 - 01:23:56) Dawn: "... N-no..." Dawn whispers down at the snake before taking a deep breath.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:24:52) Monica: >:O
 (2012.08.02 - 01:25:32) Raepdog: You hear one of the meth heads who starts smoking the stuff scoff at Dawn, "Freak is talking to a hallucination."
 (2012.08.02 - 01:25:32) Dawn: Veryy
 (2012.08.02 - 01:25:34) Monica: "Well, we did come prepared. They already took out your man outside. Shooting us at this point would not be advisable."
 (2012.08.02 - 01:25:34) Dawn: very slowly
 (2012.08.02 - 01:25:39) Dawn: Dawn is going to put her hand on her head.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:25:46) Monica: HER HAND ON HER HEAD
 (2012.08.02 - 01:25:48) Dawn: hands*
 (2012.08.02 - 01:26:00) Chad: I glance at Dawn with a worried expression, but don't move.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:26:23) Raepdog: Monica roll Manipulation + Intimidation.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:26:43) Monica: Can I make it a SUBTERFUGE ROLL.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:26:54) Monica: I'm not really going for the raww uhh, presence of intimidation? I dunno
 (2012.08.02 - 01:27:04) Raepdog: Alright.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:28:06) Monica: I wanted to take the subterfuge
 (2012.08.02 - 01:28:07) Monica: you retard
 (2012.08.02 - 01:28:14) Raepdog: Manipulation + Subt.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:28:17) Raepdog: Wait.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:28:19) Monica: well, then we die
 (2012.08.02 - 01:28:27) Monica: I will retract that action
 (2012.08.02 - 01:28:28) Raepdog: It is intimidation, roll manip + intim.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:28:30) Monica: if I can't roll intimidation
 (2012.08.02 - 01:28:48) Monica: Whatever, I'll use a willpower
 (2012.08.02 - 01:28:49) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 7,8,8,1 (2 successes)
 (2012.08.02 - 01:28:53) Raepdog: BALLS DEEP, ROLL DEM DICE.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:29:20) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls 21 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,3,3,3,3,7,5,5,5,10,9,9,3,10,1,​9,9,6,6,3,3 | 9,5 (8 successes - exceptional!)
 (2012.08.02 - 01:29:52) Raepdog: "What are you talking about..." he says interested in what you are saying, slightly unnerved, "Ted.. you there?" Then there is a pause before you hear a very gravely voice, "No."
 (2012.08.02 - 01:30:07) Monica: I saw this coming from a mile away.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:30:21) Monica: Actually, I just was improvising.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:30:29) Monica: and using GENRE SAVINESS
 (2012.08.02 - 01:30:34) Raepdog: People may notice that Dawn has one hand on her head like a weirdo, and is leaning down to a snake.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:30:35) Monica: >Ted doesn't respond after two attempts
 (2012.08.02 - 01:30:36) Monica: SHH
 (2012.08.02 - 01:30:52) Raepdog: Hey smart people, roll perception. (oh, Chad can to)
 (2012.08.02 - 01:30:59) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 8,4,7,6 (1 success)
 (2012.08.02 - 01:31:01) Monica: Now we get like, 20 thousand dollars for free
 (2012.08.02 - 01:31:03) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls 5 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,7,10,5,1 | 4 (2 successes)
 (2012.08.02 - 01:31:38) Chad: "Psst, Dawn. You should wait to get back to my place if you want to play with a snake. Stop that."
 (2012.08.02 - 01:31:44) Raepdog: Chad and Monica notice the snake at the door with Dawn, however Monica notices the other snake coming out of the vent.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:31:50) Monica: On the plus side, if we run the fuck out of dodge, we can make out with thousands of dollars for absolutely nthign
 (2012.08.02 - 01:31:53) Monica: OH GOD
 (2012.08.02 - 01:31:55) Monica: ALL THE SNAKES
 (2012.08.02 - 01:32:10) Dawn: Dawn is wide-eyed and FREAKING THE FUCK OUT
 (2012.08.02 - 01:32:20) Monica: Damnit Dawn keep it together.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:32:24) Monica: No, I don't!
 (2012.08.02 - 01:32:29) Monica: I never lost their meth.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:32:48) Monica: Well, yeah.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:34:25) Monica: I am not typing
 (2012.08.02 - 01:34:31) Monica: I'm waiting for them to respond
 (2012.08.02 - 01:34:41) Monica: Or for something to happen
 (2012.08.02 - 01:35:11) Monica: Use your damn snakes Dawn
 (2012.08.02 - 01:35:13) Monica: CHANNEL
 (2012.08.02 - 01:35:14) Monica: THE SNAKES
 (2012.08.02 - 01:38:00) Raepdog: They all hold their guns at Monica, and the Black Haired Man simply speaks into the phone scared, "Who.. who is this?" to which the response is, "Your reckoning." The lights then go black as power is cut out, and a lot of you can hear the sound of hissing, the sound of lunging, and the general sound of screams. Actions admits the sounds?
 (2012.08.02 - 01:38:26) Dawn: SCEAM
 (2012.08.02 - 01:38:34) Dawn: SCREAM
 (2012.08.02 - 01:39:42) Slynet: megapwn enters the channel.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:39:46) megapwn: Hey grand, i won
 (2012.08.02 - 01:39:48) megapwn: le fuck you face.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:40:08) Chad: :P
 (2012.08.02 - 01:40:13) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls 7 dice with 10-again. Result: 8,6,4,10,8,6,3 | 8 (4 successes)
 (2012.08.02 - 01:40:20) Monica: le secret face
 (2012.08.02 - 01:40:24) megapwn: fucking mrzwach rolls way to good
 (2012.08.02 - 01:41:15) Dawn: defens r 3
 (2012.08.02 - 01:41:20) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 2 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,7 (1 success)
 (2012.08.02 - 01:42:45) Monica: I am UNPOWERGAMER
 (2012.08.02 - 01:43:32) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls a chance die. Result: 4 (failure)
 (2012.08.02 - 01:43:34) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls a chance die. Result: 1 (DRAMATIC FAILURE)
 (2012.08.02 - 01:43:36) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls a chance die. Result: 3 (failure)
 (2012.08.02 - 01:44:09) Raepdog: Guy 1, Guy 3, Black, Monica, Dawn, Chad
 (2012.08.02 - 01:44:19) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 1d6 and gets 2.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:44:41) Monica: Guy 3 shoots himself
 (2012.08.02 - 01:45:33) Raepdog: Monica is able to grab the cash and the meth and head to the front door where Dawn and Chad were before Chad tackled Dawn to the floor in protection. The lights come back on. Two meth guys who were on the couch are purple in the face and gasping for air as their faces swell and their eyes bulge. The man with the Black Hair is there with a snake wrapped around his body, constricting him but keeping him alive. At the door, now looking at the pile of you is a man who also has dark hair, three gold earrings, a short stick with a blade at the end that is sharp and curved and shines golden, and who also has a sharp fanged smile, "Name is Simon, nice to meet you."
 (2012.08.02 - 01:45:47) Monica: I wanted to grab DAWN and pull her along
 (2012.08.02 - 01:46:09) Slynet: megapwn has been logged out (Timeout).
 (2012.08.02 - 01:46:12) Dawn: :D
 (2012.08.02 - 01:46:15) Dawn: Pull meeeeeee
 (2012.08.02 - 01:47:15) Chad: I get the fuck up.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:47:25) Chad: And help Dawn up?
 (2012.08.02 - 01:47:40) Dawn: I stop screaming and instead look around.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:47:42) Dawn: :D
 (2012.08.02 - 01:47:51) Dawn: TROLLLLL IN THE DUNGEOn
 (2012.08.02 - 01:48:25) Chad: (23:47:51) Dawn: TROLLLLL IN THE DUNGEOn
http://emotibot.net/?content=vi​ewer&id=5885
 (2012.08.02 - 01:49:20) Monica: I will SPEAK TO SIMON
 (2012.08.02 - 01:49:23) Raepdog: You guys may get up, the man who has introduced himself as Simon will simply walk in with grace and charm, and go over to the bound man "Victor, my good Victor- we built you up 10 years ago and look how you paid us back? You took a disk full of secrets and sold it, lost what you gained, and now peddle drugs to make ends meet? Fuck you."
 (2012.08.02 - 01:49:47) Dawn: SIMONNNNNNNN
 (2012.08.02 - 01:50:27) Chad: "Yo, uh, snake man, what the fuck?"
 (2012.08.02 - 01:50:41) Monica: "He does seem like a scumbag. Unfortunate, but not quite a tragedy. Nice to meet you, I guess."
 (2012.08.02 - 01:50:43) Monica: Lescrew you
 (2012.08.02 - 01:50:53) Dawn: "Snakes," Dawn says breathlessly.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:53:05) Raepdog: He waves you all off, "One second, I'm working on something here." Simon then looks back at Victor, "A company burned, and you made off with flaming goods? Fuck you. We lost Paradise that day, yet you tried to run off and make it for yourself? Fuck you once more." he says before snapping the man's neck with great speed and strength, "Your blood is not fit to be tasted." He then looks at you three, the money, the drugs, "Oh, did I mess up a drug deal?"
 (2012.08.02 - 01:53:54) Monica: "Your friend was trying to rip us off anyway, so I don't really mind."
 (2012.08.02 - 01:53:55) Monica: >us
 (2012.08.02 - 01:54:09) Chad: "Uh..."
 (2012.08.02 - 01:54:56) Dawn: "Snakes..." Dawn says, mouth agape.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:55:02) Dawn: She's never seen someone die before.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:55:34) Raepdog: "Oh, you deal the drugs? Nice- just watch whose shoes you step on. Hey, that looks to be some good stuff, some very good stuff- care to hand it over?"
 (2012.08.02 - 01:56:08) Chad: "Bro, you're not asking for a freebie are you? Not cool man, not cool at all."
 (2012.08.02 - 01:56:43) Monica: lol
 (2012.08.02 - 01:57:10) Monica: Simon, not a douche, pick one.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:57:13) Dawn: "Just give it to him, I don't want to die!"
 (2012.08.02 - 01:57:36) Monica: "I wouldn't. It's tainted; it was meant for these scumbags."
 (2012.08.02 - 01:57:44) Raepdog: "I have better things to deal with, I'll let my men take care of this- I got what I came for." he says taking a CD off of the dead man and speeding out of here. As for you guys, there are two men outside smiling at you all.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:57:52) Monica: OR THAT.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:58:05) Raepdog: http://emotibot.net/index.php?c​ontent=viewer&id=5909
 (2012.08.02 - 01:58:26) Chad: Where's the cash?
 (2012.08.02 - 01:58:45) Raepdog: Monica has the cash.
 (2012.08.02 - 01:58:50) Chad: kk
 (2012.08.02 - 01:58:51) Monica: hue
 (2012.08.02 - 01:58:55) Monica: are the two men going to attempt to stop us
 (2012.08.02 - 01:58:56) Monica: from walking away
 (2012.08.02 - 01:59:13) Raepdog: Lets set the scene shall we?
 (2012.08.02 - 01:59:14) Monica: if they really wanted to, they could always SHOOT US D:
(2012.08.02 - 02:00:44) Raepdog: Monica has some cash and some drugs. Outside you can see the car from before with a nice red windshield, while you also see two tall dark skinned men standing outside smiling at all of you. Meanwhile inside you can see two men who are purple in the face, and some snakes going down the shower drain and the kitchen sink. Its a basic living room with a kitchen, gas stove, fridge, and there are two guns on the floor come to think of it.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:01:04) Monica: Are there any other exits.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:01:43) Chad: "So, uh, I guess we get the fuck out?"
 (2012.08.02 - 02:01:57) Dawn: "Can we go?" Dawn asks in a small voice.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:01:58) Raepdog: Theres a strong looking door, and a bedroom door that is closed. I figure you could slam the door quickly.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:02:32) Monica: "I'll take these," I say, picking up the FIREARMS. "I might be able to sell them, and I guess they could be useful for intimidation."
 (2012.08.02 - 02:02:42) Monica: Those don't sound like exits.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:02:46) Dawn: "Can I have one?"
 (2012.08.02 - 02:02:50) Dawn: Again with the small voice.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:02:58) Monica: I will GIVE IT TO DAWN
 (2012.08.02 - 02:03:02) Monica: DAWN, master of FIREARMS
 (2012.08.02 - 02:03:07) Raepdog: Do you close the door?
 (2012.08.02 - 02:03:09) Dawn: >:D
 (2012.08.02 - 02:03:12) Monica: Monica isn't going to shoot anyone probably.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:03:14) Monica: Yeah, we do
 (2012.08.02 - 02:03:16) Monica: and then we go out the other door
 (2012.08.02 - 02:03:19) Monica: quickly
 (2012.08.02 - 02:04:15) Chad: Chad will le follow.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:04:20) Chad: With a blank look of CONFUSION.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:04:56) Raepdog: You slam the door, and I'll assume deadbolt it. Then if you run into the bedroom you can find a mattress on the floor, some drug stuff that makes it look a bit of a- yep, thats a meth lab. A shitty one at that, dangerous. Oh, and there is a small window that you could climb out with help.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:05:42) Monica: I don't think I will. This is an apartment complex with people, detonating an explosion in the basement would endanger everyone on the upper levels.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:05:42) Monica: :(
 (2012.08.02 - 02:05:43) Slynet: megapwn enters the channel.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:06:04) Raepdog: Poor people.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:06:07) Dawn: ... how... terrible...
 (2012.08.02 - 02:06:09) Dawn: DO IT ANYWAY
 (2012.08.02 - 02:06:20) Monica: NAY, MORALITY.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:06:21) Raepdog: Monica, roll Int + Science + 1
 (2012.08.02 - 02:06:30) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls 8 dice with 10-again. Result: 10,3,7,10,7,9,5,10 | 6,3,8 (5 successes - exceptional!)
 (2012.08.02 - 02:06:39) Monica: I am SCIENCE
 (2012.08.02 - 02:07:15) Monica: http://thegoodsirs.net/forum/ind​ex.php?action=profile;u=9369
 (2012.08.02 - 02:07:20) Raepdog: You could make something that did a bright flash of light, and act as a explosion of mostly flame. Less property damage, more.. fire. Also, there are sprinklers.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:07:40) Monica: HM.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:07:46) Monica: I will attempt to create a MODERATE FIRE of MODERATION
 (2012.08.02 - 02:07:50) Dawn: One truth will find you free again
 (2012.08.02 - 02:07:51) Dawn: dododo
 (2012.08.02 - 02:08:21) Raepdog: Then roll Crafts + Int.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:08:30) Raepdog: MEANWHILE.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:08:41) Raepdog: Does Chad help Dawn free through the window?
 (2012.08.02 - 02:08:53) Dawn: >_>
 (2012.08.02 - 02:08:56) Chad: Yeah sure.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:08:58) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls 6 dice with 10-again. Result: 2,9,2,6,1,8 (2 successes)
 (2012.08.02 - 02:09:18) Monica: Oh god run
 (2012.08.02 - 02:09:21) Raepdog: Dawn is now free!
 (2012.08.02 - 02:09:23) Dawn: say that IC
 (2012.08.02 - 02:09:26) Chad: I make sure to place my hands where Dawn won't  mind.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:09:28) Dawn: i dont think Dawn understands EXPLOSIONS
 (2012.08.02 - 02:09:34) Raepdog: Two turns left, actions Dawn/Chad/Monica?
 (2012.08.02 - 02:09:36) Dawn: And of course, Chad is insensitive
 (2012.08.02 - 02:09:39) Dawn: so its on my ass isnt it
 (2012.08.02 - 02:09:41) Chad: O.o
 (2012.08.02 - 02:09:48) Chad: Get Dawn through the window.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:09:49) Chad: Now.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:09:51) Chad: GOGOGO
 (2012.08.02 - 02:10:02) Dawn: Window GO pending Monica panic warning us
 (2012.08.02 - 02:10:06) Chad: Okay.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:10:08) Chad: Get MONICA
 (2012.08.02 - 02:10:10) Monica: How is this magic
 (2012.08.02 - 02:10:10) Chad: Through the window
 (2012.08.02 - 02:10:17) Monica: whee
 (2012.08.02 - 02:10:18) Chad: I set myself up to boost her through.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:10:18) Monica: what do i roll
 (2012.08.02 - 02:10:26) Chad: "Holy shit, what the fuck Monica? Gogogo!"
 (2012.08.02 - 02:10:28) Monica: Also, taking the money
 (2012.08.02 - 02:10:38) Raepdog: Strength + Athletics roll from Chad.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:10:44) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 5 dice with 10-again. Result: 1,1,7,10,1 | 3 (1 success)
 (2012.08.02 - 02:10:47) Monica: "It's a distraction. A mostly harmless distraction, but not that harmless."
 (2012.08.02 - 02:10:50) Monica: THE MONEY
 (2012.08.02 - 02:10:57) Raepdog: Dex + Athletics
 (2012.08.02 - 02:11:04) Monica: Yeah.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:11:05) Monica: I do
 (2012.08.02 - 02:11:13) Monica: A PENALTY.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:11:15) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls 6 dice with 10-again. Result: 5,7,6,10,2,7 | 5 (1 success)
 (2012.08.02 - 02:11:16) Monica: Or not!
 (2012.08.02 - 02:11:18) Monica: whew
 (2012.08.02 - 02:11:24) Raepdog: Monica gets the fuck out of there!
 (2012.08.02 - 02:11:41) Chad: I, uh, jump through the window if I can.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:11:44) Monica: I will attempt to PULL UP CHAD.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:11:44) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 6,4,1,4 (failure)
 (2012.08.02 - 02:11:56) Chad: That was perception oh god
 (2012.08.02 - 02:12:01) Raepdog: You hear the door in the living room bust down, or inward.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:12:19) Chad: D:
 (2012.08.02 - 02:12:28) Monica: I drop it on the ground
 (2012.08.02 - 02:12:29) Monica: duh
 (2012.08.02 - 02:12:37) Monica: The ground right next to us
 (2012.08.02 - 02:12:39) Monica: while I pull up Chad
 (2012.08.02 - 02:12:50) Raepdog: Monica, roll Strength + Athletics
 (2012.08.02 - 02:12:54) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 5,3,9,4 (1 success)
 (2012.08.02 - 02:12:56) Monica: oh god
 (2012.08.02 - 02:13:03) Monica: we're just barely making it throgh
 (2012.08.02 - 02:13:06) Raepdog: Chad, Dex + Athletics + 1
 (2012.08.02 - 02:13:07) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 5 dice with 10-again. Result: 6,4,10,5,5 | 2 (1 success)
 (2012.08.02 - 02:13:15) Raepdog: My balls just went inside of me.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:13:18) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls 8 dice with 10-again. Result: 1,3,9,7,7,8,7,4 (2 successes)
 (2012.08.02 - 02:13:26) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls 8 dice with 10-again. Result: 4,6,5,5,3,10,9,9 | 8 (4 successes)
 (2012.08.02 - 02:13:31) Slynet: Monica logs out of the Chat.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:14:15) Slynet: mrzwach enters the channel.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:14:21) Slynet: mrzwach is now known as Monica.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:15:49) Raepdog: Chad is pulled up onto the grass outside while you hear the window blast out in the most badass and amazing of ways. Flames engulf the inside of the basement bedroom, and although your clothes end up a bit burned and the briefcase is now black and tarnished, you are able to get out. The inside of that hotel room is now an inferno, but in a second the sprinklers kick on. Do you look inside the once-inferno?
 (2012.08.02 - 02:16:40) Monica: SURE WHY NOT
 (2012.08.02 - 02:16:57) Raepdog: NSFW: Original World of Darkness art from a book.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:16:57) Dawn: Dawn closes her eyes.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:16:59) Dawn: Tightly.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:17:01) Raepdog: Has nippeles.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:17:03) Chad: "You two okay?" I say as I stare into the darkness.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:17:05) Raepdog: http://i.somethingawful.com/u/el​pintogrande/december10/vm/vmnew12​.gif
 (2012.08.02 - 02:18:14) Raepdog: You see two badly scarred burn victim looking angrily at you as they rush into the living room and out of sight.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:18:37) Monica: How the shit, yo.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:20:10) Raepdog: Say gang, you notice some beef jerky people who are now near you- they are smoked, angry, and growling, and angry.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:20:12) Monica: "Uhh, yeah, I'm fine. Goddamn, what the hell."
 (2012.08.02 - 02:20:28) Monica: oh no they're coming to gank us
 (2012.08.02 - 02:20:40) Chad: "Holy shit."
 (2012.08.02 - 02:20:43) Monica: we don't even want to murder anyone
 (2012.08.02 - 02:20:58) Dawn: "Oh, why me?" Dawn asks.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:21:08) Raepdog: 1B Improvised Weapon - Money Case.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:21:19) Raepdog: They have fangs.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:21:24) Monica: Oh jesus fuck
 (2012.08.02 - 02:21:25) Raepdog: Two.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:21:32) Chad: Are Dawn and Monica on the ground?
 (2012.08.02 - 02:21:49) Raepdog: You can have gotten up at this point.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:21:51) Monica: "Uhh, lets run."
 (2012.08.02 - 02:22:13) Chad: "GOGOGO!"
 (2012.08.02 - 02:22:18) Dawn: Dawn SCREAMS and runs
 (2012.08.02 - 02:22:19) Dawn: oh god RUN
 (2012.08.02 - 02:22:20) Dawn: RUN RUN RUN
 (2012.08.02 - 02:22:36) Chad: Chad is running.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:23:20) Raepdog: http://www.trueblood-news.com/wp​-content/uploads/2010/10/the-king​.png
 (2012.08.02 - 02:23:44) Slynet: megapwn has been logged out (Timeout).
 (2012.08.02 - 02:23:47) Raepdog: Running? Thats Athletics + Dex, everyone roll.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:24:10) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,5,4,1 (1 success)
 (2012.08.02 - 02:24:13) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls 6 dice with 10-again. Result: 7,2,9,8,10,2 | 7 (3 successes)
 (2012.08.02 - 02:24:25) Slynet: /rn Dawn rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,4,4,5 (1 success)
 (2012.08.02 - 02:24:59) Raepdog: You all run off into the night?
 (2012.08.02 - 02:25:15) Raepdog: Any locations you are trying to run to specifically?
 (2012.08.02 - 02:25:30) Monica: away
 (2012.08.02 - 02:25:39) Monica: yes, the churh
 (2012.08.02 - 02:25:40) Monica: church
 (2012.08.02 - 02:25:42) Monica: let us go
 (2012.08.02 - 02:26:35) Raepdog: You run to St. Monica's Church? Alright, you run! There is a guy dressed in black drinking Evan William's Whiskey who looks kind of homeless at the door, which is locked, he looks up at all of you gruff, "Need to get in?"
 (2012.08.02 - 02:27:00) Dawn: "No, I mean yes, LET US IN!" Dawn yells.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:27:08) Monica: GO DAWN GO
 (2012.08.02 - 02:27:12) Chad: "WHOOPS!" Chad yells as he boots the front door.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:27:24) Chad: NO STOPPING THE CHAD TRAIN
 (2012.08.02 - 02:27:32) Dawn: yes
 (2012.08.02 - 02:27:34) Dawn: BREAK DOWN THE DOOR
 (2012.08.02 - 02:27:36) Dawn: so we cant LOCK IT
 (2012.08.02 - 02:27:39) Dawn: excellent idea
 (2012.08.02 - 02:27:43) Raepdog: Chad, you are aided by the hobo who seems to be dressed like a Priest.
 (2012.08.02 - 02:27:51) Raepdog: Roll Brawl + Strength
 (2012.08.02 - 02:28:00) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls 6d10 dice with 10-again. Result: 10,4,8,10,7,9 | 8,5 (5 successes - exceptional!)
 (2012.08.02 - 02:28:32) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 9 dice with 10-again. Result: 1,5,6,7,7,7,1,10,3 | 2 (1 success)
 (2012.08.02 - 02:29:48) Raepdog: You kick the door, it gives but man is that handle cracked, the Priest who looks unshaven and unhappy gives a slight laugh, "Oh? Its okay, the Lord would have understood." he casually strolls into the building which is empty and lit by only candles, "What are you hear for?"

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(2012.08.02 - 14:51:33) Dawn: THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION
 (2012.08.02 - 14:51:43) Dawn: I don't know WHY we exploded it but I assume it was for a good reason
 (2012.08.02 - 14:51:51) Raepdog: Last we left you guys, the priest or possible homeless person had kicked down a door to open the church. He looks around at all of you, "Why are you all in such a hurry?"
 (2012.08.02 - 14:51:52) Dawn: A drug deal!
 (2012.08.02 - 14:51:56) Dawn: There are two vampires after us!
 (2012.08.02 - 14:51:59) Raepdog: He slurs his words.
 (2012.08.02 - 14:52:01) Dawn: FUCKING SCARY ONES OH GOD
 (2012.08.02 - 14:53:31) Chad: Look homeless dude, we're kinda being chased right now. Talk later."
 (2012.08.02 - 14:53:49) Dawn: the chad TAKES CHARGE
 (2012.08.02 - 14:54:17) Raepdog: "Oh?" he says looking over at you guys and taking a swig, "Whoo is chasing you?"
 (2012.08.02 - 14:54:27) Dawn: SHOVE PAST HIM
 (2012.08.02 - 14:54:29) Dawn: RUN INTO CHURCH
 (2012.08.02 - 14:54:30) Dawn: GO
 (2012.08.02 - 14:54:33) Dawn: (that is my action)
 (2012.08.02 - 14:54:55) Chad: "Look behind us god damn it."
 (2012.08.02 - 14:54:55) Raepdog: You are in the church already! Candles are the only thing lighting it.
 (2012.08.02 - 14:55:11) Monica: D:
 (2012.08.02 - 14:55:22) Monica: I look behind us to see if hte vampire sare still chasing us
 (2012.08.02 - 14:55:31) Raepdog: He looks behind you guys and sniffs for a second, "Is that.. whats that chemical smell?" At this point you see no danger.
 (2012.08.02 - 14:55:47) Dawn: dude is like made of garlic clearly
 (2012.08.02 - 14:57:04) Dawn: "What were those?" Dawn asks in a scared whisper.
 (2012.08.02 - 14:57:05) Dawn: :D
 (2012.08.02 - 14:57:36) Monica: "Uhm, it's nothing. We better be on our way though, some crazy fuckers with wolf teeth were chasing us."
 (2012.08.02 - 14:58:18) Chad: Do I recognize them as le vampires?
 (2012.08.02 - 14:58:57) Monica: have you seen vampires before
 (2012.08.02 - 14:58:57) Monica: ?
 (2012.08.02 - 14:59:06) Chad: ...
 (2012.08.02 - 14:59:07) Raepdog: He lifts up his bottle and tosses it at the cross, shattering it and baptizing Jesus in whiskey "Fuck you and the cross you rode in on!". Chad knows they had fangs and claws!
 (2012.08.02 - 14:59:31) Raepdog: He then straightens up for a second, smoothing out his clothes in a drunken stupor, "Vampires?"
 (2012.08.02 - 14:59:37) Chad: I've seen a lot
 (2012.08.02 - 14:59:45) Chad: "Cockblockers?" I say in astonishment and rage.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:00:07) Dawn: "What?" Dawn asks.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:00:16) Dawn: As far as I''m concerned, she's overwhelmed and going to be of no use.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:00:20) Dawn: I sure hope Monica has a good plan.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:01:04) Monica: "I don't know what they were. Probably just insane people. We should be on our way, though."
 (2012.08.02 - 15:01:22) Raepdog: "The fuck are you talking about your dick for boy, you said they had wolf teeth- did they drink blood?" he says looking Chad in the eyes as you hear a snarl from outside.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:01:24) Dawn: Your plan sucks.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:01:40) Dawn: I scream!
 (2012.08.02 - 15:01:41) Dawn: :D
 (2012.08.02 - 15:02:52) Chad: "All those things do is cockblock me. I swear to god if I don't get any coke out of this I'm going to go hunting. Well, if they WERE vampires."
 (2012.08.02 - 15:04:19) Monica: >_>
 (2012.08.02 - 15:04:23) Monica: >narrowly avert death
 (2012.08.02 - 15:04:28) Monica: >worried about getting coke
 (2012.08.02 - 15:04:55) Monica: "Uhh, I didn't see them drinking blood. Then again, I haven't been around them for any significant period of time, I'm not exactly friends with them."
 (2012.08.02 - 15:05:09) Dawn: "Are they going to kill us?"
 (2012.08.02 - 15:05:24) Raepdog: The priest throws down a baggie of white powder as you see a burnt looking man with gold eyes cut with slits like a snake and a hissing tongue. At each side of him are long claws, the tips also golden in the candle light. He walks up growling, "Where is the fucking boxer?"
 (2012.08.02 - 15:06:08) Monica: Is it the same guy
 (2012.08.02 - 15:06:14) Monica: Or is it another INCINERATED VAMPIRE
 (2012.08.02 - 15:06:42) Chad: "Busy fucking your mother," Chad says as he will attempt to grab something and smash this creepy dude over the head with it.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:06:46) Chad: Because FUCK THIS SHIT
 (2012.08.02 - 15:06:46) Raepdog: One of the ones from before likely, though they both just looked charred.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:06:49) Dawn: Boxes are fucking people?
 (2012.08.02 - 15:06:53) Dawn: Oh god this scene took a turn for the weird
 (2012.08.02 - 15:07:08) Dawn: Also, Dawn screams again and crouches down.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:07:11) Raepdog: Alright then, start combat. Roll initiative.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:07:16) Slynet: /rn Dawn rolls a chance die. Result: 1 (DRAMATIC FAILURE)
 (2012.08.02 - 15:07:19) Chad: holy shit, incompetence
 (2012.08.02 - 15:07:20) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls a chance die. Result: 9 (failure)
 (2012.08.02 - 15:07:20) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls a chance die. Result: 6 (failure)
 (2012.08.02 - 15:07:22) Chad: 12
 (2012.08.02 - 15:07:30) Dawn: + 4 = 5
 (2012.08.02 - 15:07:31) Monica: lol
 (2012.08.02 - 15:07:31) Chad: i hate my initiative modifier D:
 (2012.08.02 - 15:07:32) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls a chance die. Result: 6 (failure)
 (2012.08.02 - 15:07:43) Monica: 12
 (2012.08.02 - 15:08:03) Raepdog: Chad 12, Monica 12, Cobra 12, Dawn 5.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:08:14) Dawn: >_>
 (2012.08.02 - 15:08:15) Monica: Damnit Chad, why do you ruin everything
 (2012.08.02 - 15:08:28) Chad: Uh, if it's a tie, best modifier goes first D:
 (2012.08.02 - 15:08:45) Monica: Its still a tie between me and Cobra
 (2012.08.02 - 15:08:49) Chad: fuck you monica, why do you have op modifier
 (2012.08.02 - 15:08:52) Monica: and I'm probably not going to shoot him because shooting first would be silly
 (2012.08.02 - 15:08:52) Chad: holy shit power gamer
 (2012.08.02 - 15:08:56) Monica: high dex, high composure
 (2012.08.02 - 15:08:57) Monica: :O
 (2012.08.02 - 15:09:01) Monica: COMPOSURE
 (2012.08.02 - 15:09:08) Chad: POWER
 (2012.08.02 - 15:09:10) Chad: GAMER
 (2012.08.02 - 15:09:18) Raepdog: Monica 12, Cobra 12, Chad 12, Dawn 5.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:09:19) Dawn: ohey with my gun I can get a 6 damage dicepool
 (2012.08.02 - 15:09:23) Dawn: not half bad for a non-combat character
 (2012.08.02 - 15:09:23) Raepdog: oh
 (2012.08.02 - 15:09:28) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls a chance die. Result: 4 (failure)
 (2012.08.02 - 15:09:44) Dawn: 9 with WP but I have 2 WP so i cant waste it
 (2012.08.02 - 15:09:52) Raepdog: Monica 12, Cobra 12, Chad 12, Father Daniels 9, Dawn 5.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:09:58) Raepdog: LETS GO THEN SHALL WE?
 (2012.08.02 - 15:09:59) Chad: lol
 (2012.08.02 - 15:10:01) Chad: kgo
 (2012.08.02 - 15:10:04) Chad: (op)
 (2012.08.02 - 15:10:09) Raepdog: Monica, what do you do?
 (2012.08.02 - 15:10:37) Monica: Uhh
 (2012.08.02 - 15:10:51) Monica: I attempt to peacemake, I dunno!
 (2012.08.02 - 15:11:05) Monica: Alternatively, is there anything I could make a bomb out of.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:11:29) Dawn: oooh, blowing up a church?
 (2012.08.02 - 15:11:32) Dawn: HERETIC
 (2012.08.02 - 15:11:32) Raepdog: Not really as it is a church :(
 (2012.08.02 - 15:11:46) Raepdog: Theres some baptismal oil that could possibly be flammable?
 (2012.08.02 - 15:11:51) Chad: lol
 (2012.08.02 - 15:11:52) Monica: I am goin to attempt to call the cops on my cell phone
 (2012.08.02 - 15:11:52) Chad: lol
 (2012.08.02 - 15:11:55) Monica: and then start a fire
 (2012.08.02 - 15:12:05) Monica: BAD IDEAS
 (2012.08.02 - 15:12:07) Raepdog: Monica, roll me Wits + Streetwise
 (2012.08.02 - 15:12:08) Chad: a turn is 3 seconds bro,
 (2012.08.02 - 15:12:16) Monica: You can start fires
 (2012.08.02 - 15:12:19) Chad: That's like, one ring.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:12:21) Monica: while talking on phone
 (2012.08.02 - 15:12:22) Monica: >:O
 (2012.08.02 - 15:12:29) Monica: Shut up, Grand!
 (2012.08.02 - 15:12:36) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 5,8,1,10 | 5 (2 successes)
 (2012.08.02 - 15:13:15) Raepdog: Monica knows it would be stupid to call the cops with two pounds of meth, especially when it would be linked to the meth lab explosion and the super secret society that would likely kill you in jail.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:13:23) Monica: The idea is
 (2012.08.02 - 15:13:28) Monica: After I call the cop
 (2012.08.02 - 15:13:29) Monica: s
 (2012.08.02 - 15:13:31) Monica: I start running
 (2012.08.02 - 15:13:33) Chad: lol
 (2012.08.02 - 15:13:44) Chad: monica has common sense merit nao
 (2012.08.02 - 15:14:04) Monica: I'm not stupid enough to stay there with the meth while the cops are coming. :<
 (2012.08.02 - 15:14:05) Raepdog: Then you take out your phone, next turn you can speak and do new action! Do you call on a disposable cheap phone?
 (2012.08.02 - 15:14:58) Chad: spending a turn to draw a phone?... huh that makes sense
 (2012.08.02 - 15:15:04) Chad: should get quick draw - phone
 (2012.08.02 - 15:15:12) Raepdog: Draw and dial 911.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:15:16) Monica: Realistically.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:15:20) Monica: Monica doesn't have a disposable phone.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:15:35) Dawn: dude, Dawn has  _purse_
 (2012.08.02 - 15:15:38) Dawn: she probably has one
 (2012.08.02 - 15:15:40) Monica: Presumably, she's going to drop the meth off at the warehouse, and then if questioned later claim that she decided to just run
 (2012.08.02 - 15:15:43) Dawn: hidden somewhere
 (2012.08.02 - 15:15:47) Dawn: its like a pocket dimension in there
 (2012.08.02 - 15:15:48) Monica: Becaus uhh, MURDERERS
 (2012.08.02 - 15:16:06) Raepdog: I would assume being a drug dealer you would buy one- but okay, you dial 911.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:16:15) Raepdog: Cobra is going to slash at Dawn!
 (2012.08.02 - 15:16:21) Dawn: NOOOOOOOO
 (2012.08.02 - 15:16:23) Dawn: :(
 (2012.08.02 - 15:16:27) Dawn: 3 def
 (2012.08.02 - 15:16:28) Chad: hahahaha
 (2012.08.02 - 15:16:32) Chad: get dunked
 (2012.08.02 - 15:16:51) Raepdog: Defence? Oh Dawn, this creature is pretty fucking terrifying, long golden stiletto like claws, golden piercing eyes and long sharp fangs.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:17:00) Dawn: fuck this gay earth
 (2012.08.02 - 15:17:09) Dawn: i am spending this turn running if i dont die from it
 (2012.08.02 - 15:17:10) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,7,6,3 (1 success)
 (2012.08.02 - 15:17:11) Dawn: :D
 (2012.08.02 - 15:18:15) Raepdog: You get slashed across the cheek, and this hurts. Hey Dawn, you feel.. angry. You know that feeling you get talking to animals? You can feel something dark in that man, something that almost speaks to you but is so made of rage and primal fury it only speaks in scrams and emotional impulses. Makes you a little pissed, though no mind control effect.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:18:21) Raepdog: THE CHAD'S ACTION?
 (2012.08.02 - 15:18:29) Dawn: I AM PISSED DAWN
 (2012.08.02 - 15:18:34) Dawn: BRINGER OF DUSK
 (2012.08.02 - 15:18:44) Chad: I WILL ROLL TO SEE IF I CAN FIND SOMETHING TO SMACK HIM WITH
 (2012.08.02 - 15:18:46) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 6 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,7,1,2,7,7 (1 success)
 (2012.08.02 - 15:19:03) Chad: wooo, what improvised weaponry do I find?
 (2012.08.02 - 15:19:16) Raepdog: You find a heavy looking candle stick. 2B
 (2012.08.02 - 15:19:23) Chad: Bwahaha
 (2012.08.02 - 15:19:30) Chad: I smash him with it.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:19:40) Dawn: >_>
 (2012.08.02 - 15:19:42) Dawn: bashing
 (2012.08.02 - 15:19:44) Chad: Uh, 3+3+1+2?
 (2012.08.02 - 15:19:45) Dawn: against vampire
 (2012.08.02 - 15:19:47) Dawn: this will end well
 (2012.08.02 - 15:19:52) Chad: what's his defense?
 (2012.08.02 - 15:20:06) Chad: wait, improvised is -1
 (2012.08.02 - 15:20:06) Chad: D:
 (2012.08.02 - 15:20:06) Raepdog: 2, hes pretty fucked up.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:20:09) Chad: so 8-defense
 (2012.08.02 - 15:20:11) Chad: k
 (2012.08.02 - 15:20:13) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 6 dice with 10-again. Result: 6,2,2,4,9,4 (1 success)
 (2012.08.02 - 15:20:16) Chad: :(
 (2012.08.02 - 15:20:27) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 8,4,3 (1 success)
 (2012.08.02 - 15:20:34) Chad: oh that faggot
 (2012.08.02 - 15:20:38) Dawn: the chad
 (2012.08.02 - 15:20:39) Dawn: is a failure
 (2012.08.02 - 15:20:46) Chad: :(
 (2012.08.02 - 15:21:04) Raepdog: You club him with it, and you feel the heavy end of it hit him and break off leaving you with a wooden lance of sorts. 1L now, but hey- its one lethal.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:21:20) Dawn: ITS ALSO A STAKE
 (2012.08.02 - 15:21:41) Dawn: amazing grace, comes to embrace, in a world filled with rage
 (2012.08.02 - 15:21:46) Raepdog: Father Daniels draws himself a steel pistol with a nicely polished red wooden handle, "Stab him in the chest."
 (2012.08.02 - 15:21:51) Dawn: gogo father, dawn has some ANGER to get rid of
 (2012.08.02 - 15:21:54) Raepdog: Dawn, you may go now!
 (2012.08.02 - 15:22:09) Dawn: GOSH well uh
 (2012.08.02 - 15:22:19) Dawn: imma scream again and totes draw mah pistol while running away!
 (2012.08.02 - 15:22:24) Dawn: I think that is not too many actions for one round.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:22:31) Dawn: I'm heading up to the altar part of the church!
 (2012.08.02 - 15:22:38) Dawn: There's usually a backdoor where the clergy and choir can come through.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:22:59) Raepdog: You may walk to the alter with pistol drawn.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:23:04) Raepdog: DROP OF THE ROUND.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:23:27) Monica: Do the POLICE ANSWER
 (2012.08.02 - 15:23:34) Raepdog: Monica you have dialed 911, a bored looking voice answers with "Hello? Whats your um, emergency?".
 (2012.08.02 - 15:23:43) Dawn: ... lol
 (2012.08.02 - 15:23:51) Dawn: is this legit 911 I WONDER
 (2012.08.02 - 15:23:58) Dawn: QUICK YELL VAMPIRES
 (2012.08.02 - 15:24:58) Chad: \\"I am Stephen Knight. I just killed the Happy Ender."
 (2012.08.02 - 15:25:11) Monica: "There's a crazy guy in the church who's trying to murder people. You should probably send help, before he kills someone."
 (2012.08.02 - 15:25:13) Monica: :<
 (2012.08.02 - 15:25:23) Dawn: You sounds very panicked :P
 (2012.08.02 - 15:26:11) Raepdog: "Alright miss, we will be right there. Can we have a description?" they say. Roll me Subterfuge + Manipulation.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:26:49) Monica: "He looks Egyptian, he's fairly tall, and he has burns. He's also fucking batshit crazy."
 (2012.08.02 - 15:26:55) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 5,5,5,6 (failure)
 (2012.08.02 - 15:26:58) Monica: Oh nooo
 (2012.08.02 - 15:27:01) Monica: What am I lying about eve
 (2012.08.02 - 15:27:01) Monica: n
 (2012.08.02 - 15:27:03) Chad: looool
 (2012.08.02 - 15:27:35) Dawn: i think that was a roll to detect THEM lying
 (2012.08.02 - 15:27:55) Raepdog: Roll Persuasion + Manipulation.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:28:03) Monica: I have no persuasion!
 (2012.08.02 - 15:28:04) Slynet: /rn Monica rolls 1 die with 10-again. Result: 2 (failure)
 (2012.08.02 - 15:28:21) Monica: Do I really need to roll to get the cops to investigate murder
 (2012.08.02 - 15:28:32) Chad: remember the last game?
 (2012.08.02 - 15:28:33) Chad: yes
 (2012.08.02 - 15:28:34) Chad: yes you do
 (2012.08.02 - 15:28:43) Raepdog: "We'll look into it right away miss!"
 (2012.08.02 - 15:28:46) Raepdog: Disconnect.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:28:53) Raepdog: Cobra is going to slash at Chad now!
 (2012.08.02 - 15:28:55) Raepdog: Def?
 (2012.08.02 - 15:29:00) Chad: 10
 (2012.08.02 - 15:29:07) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 10,6,10,9 | 8,4 (4 successes)
 (2012.08.02 - 15:29:12) Chad: damn it
 (2012.08.02 - 15:29:16) Chad: JESUS
 (2012.08.02 - 15:29:19) Chad: it's really 2 btw
 (2012.08.02 - 15:29:25) Monica: get recke
 (2012.08.02 - 15:29:36) Chad: That's what I get for lying in church :(
 (2012.08.02 - 15:29:40) Monica: I am going to start a fire when I can and then grab Dawn and get the fuck out of dodge.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:29:46) Raepdog: Chad, you get pretty badly fucked up across the chest- you are bleeding pretty badly.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:29:51) Slynet: Lee has been logged out (Timeout).
 (2012.08.02 - 15:29:52) Raepdog: Next turn you can pyro it up!
 (2012.08.02 - 15:29:56) Monica: And then 911 operator
 (2012.08.02 - 15:29:59) Monica: will get her ass fucking fired
 (2012.08.02 - 15:30:00) Raepdog: Chad, your turn?
 (2012.08.02 - 15:30:06) Monica: and she will be jobless and starve to death on the fucking street and I will spit in her face
 (2012.08.02 - 15:30:08) Chad: "Holy shit, fuck you fuck you fuck you, FAGGOT!"
 (2012.08.02 - 15:30:25) Chad: Stabbing with awesome pointy end. Spending wp.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:30:32) Chad: 1/3
 (2012.08.02 - 15:30:34) Chad: so uh
 (2012.08.02 - 15:30:36) Raepdog: Stabbing would be Weapons + Strength - 2
 (2012.08.02 - 15:31:00) Chad: well, also -1 due to improvised weaponry, but it's canceled cause of specialty
 (2012.08.02 - 15:31:08) Chad: no +1 from the weapon?
 (2012.08.02 - 15:31:21) Raepdog: 1L!
 (2012.08.02 - 15:31:24) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 8 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,1,2,3,3,9,4,8 (3 successes)
 (2012.08.02 - 15:31:38) Chad: wait, the 1L is automatic?
 (2012.08.02 - 15:31:41) Chad: D;
 (2012.08.02 - 15:31:48) Raepdog: Holy shit, Chad is the man- because that counts as a blessed weapon.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:31:53) Raepdog: No, not automatic.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:32:02) Chad: k good, my dice roll was correct!
 (2012.08.02 - 15:32:06) Chad: 1/3 wp
 (2012.08.02 - 15:33:21) Raepdog: Chad plunges the candle stick, still dripping hot with wax deep into the creatures chest. As the wood breaks into the heart you hear the snarling creature stop, and then look down in disgust and horror, his head then twists around to look at Chad, he hisses and splatters blood "Looking for my heart?"
 (2012.08.02 - 15:33:48) Chad: "Nope, looking for your vagina you cockblocking bitch."
 (2012.08.02 - 15:34:22) Raepdog: Father Daniels is going to vomit slightly and go after Dawn.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:34:30) Chad: what
 (2012.08.02 - 15:34:32) Chad: whaaaa
 (2012.08.02 - 15:34:34) Chad: RUN DAWN
 (2012.08.02 - 15:35:02) Raepdog: Chad notices that bleeding is not fun, not fun at all.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:35:05) Dawn: just slightly
 (2012.08.02 - 15:35:27) Chad: chad is masochist, he is okay with pain
 (2012.08.02 - 15:35:31) Chad: or is that a sadist?
 (2012.08.02 - 15:35:36) Chad: errr can't remember
 (2012.08.02 - 15:35:43) Chad: I'm kidding tho
 (2012.08.02 - 15:35:45) Monica: >_>
 (2012.08.02 - 15:35:54) Dawn: dawn's action is to be sick at the blood two and continue crouching down because AHHHH WHATS HAPPENING
 (2012.08.02 - 15:36:00) Dawn: a good action I feel
 (2012.08.02 - 15:36:08) Raepdog: No shooting?
 (2012.08.02 - 15:36:11) Dawn: why did that two get in there
 (2012.08.02 - 15:36:19) Dawn: no shooting for now!
 (2012.08.02 - 15:36:20) Dawn: nope
 (2012.08.02 - 15:36:33) Dawn: scared out of my mind and even if im angry it is not enough to shoot
 (2012.08.02 - 15:36:33) Dawn: :(
 (2012.08.02 - 15:36:36) Raepdog: Father Daniels stands and shoots casually at the creature's head.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:36:42) Dawn: besides, chad has this well in hand
 (2012.08.02 - 15:36:43) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls 5 dice with 10-again. Result: 7,1,7,4,7 (failure)
 (2012.08.02 - 15:36:51) Raepdog: Oh but alas he misses.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:37:00) Dawn: Dawn screams at the gunfire.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:37:23) Raepdog: "Don't be suchsa ninny, you're holdings one yerseelf miss!"
 (2012.08.02 - 15:37:39) Raepdog: Monica's turn, I suppose she wants to smash the baptismal oil?
 (2012.08.02 - 15:37:59) Monica: I'll go for it!
 (2012.08.02 - 15:38:07) Monica: set shit on fire then grab Dawn and run like hell
 (2012.08.02 - 15:38:19) Dawn: :D
 (2012.08.02 - 15:38:23) Dawn: Fire is pretty
 (2012.08.02 - 15:39:45) Raepdog: You toss the oil things on the ground, however it will take another turn to try to light the oil. Cobra's turn is going to be to try to snap the wooden pole.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:39:57) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 6,2,6,1 (failure)
 (2012.08.02 - 15:40:06) Dawn: Your NPCs aren't very competent.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:40:12) Raepdog: He grabs the wooden stick but struggles to snap it.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:40:18) Raepdog: Chad's turn!
 (2012.08.02 - 15:40:34) Chad: Let's see
 (2012.08.02 - 15:40:50) Chad: I'm standing with a pool that is stabbing into the vampire...
 (2012.08.02 - 15:40:59) Chad: I charge up and headbutt him!
 (2012.08.02 - 15:41:27) Chad: (this won't end badly)
 (2012.08.02 - 15:41:29) Dawn: >bashing damage
 (2012.08.02 - 15:41:31) Dawn: >vampire
 (2012.08.02 - 15:41:34) Chad: >metagamer
 (2012.08.02 - 15:41:35) Dawn: >headbutts damage you too
 (2012.08.02 - 15:41:37) Raepdog: Roll to headbutt him.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:41:37) Chad: >metagamer
 (2012.08.02 - 15:41:39) Chad: >metagamer
 (2012.08.02 - 15:41:50) Chad: 3+1+1-2
 (2012.08.02 - 15:41:52) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 1,8,3 (1 success)
 (2012.08.02 - 15:41:57) Dawn: i guess chad doesnt have much brain to damage though
 (2012.08.02 - 15:42:01) Dawn: he'll be fine
 (2012.08.02 - 15:42:12) Chad: :P
 (2012.08.02 - 15:42:38) Raepdog: Chad you hit his head to realize it is hard and cold.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:42:55) Chad: D:
 (2012.08.02 - 15:43:06) Raepdog: Father Daniels looks at Dawn with curiosity, wondering what she will do.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:43:32) Dawn: Dawn sill scream again at gunfire and shoot the ceiling with her pistol.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:43:41) Chad: jesus
 (2012.08.02 - 15:43:50) Chad: how
 (2012.08.02 - 15:43:53) Dawn: she's scared :(
 (2012.08.02 - 15:43:54) Chad: worse than cassandra
 (2012.08.02 - 15:43:56) Chad: WORSE
 (2012.08.02 - 15:44:07) Chad: I know :P
 (2012.08.02 - 15:44:25) Dawn: (next!)
 (2012.08.02 - 15:44:28) Raepdog: Dawn feels the strength of a pistol as it goes off in her hands, a loud and scary noise but one that she controls.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:44:50) Raepdog: Father Daniel's smirks at this but adds, "The vampire is this way!"
 (2012.08.02 - 15:45:56) Raepdog: He smiles and lifts up his gun in a rare moment of sobriety, "You need to aim, shoot, and feel the rush of being the last boundary between us humans and those monsters."
 (2012.08.02 - 15:46:04) Raepdog: Risking willpower, showing ya'll how to do it.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:46:09) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls 8 dice with 9-again. Result: 9,5,1,9,7,8,3,3 | 9,8 | 8 (6 successes - exceptional!)
 (2012.08.02 - 15:46:19) Dawn: ...
 (2012.08.02 - 15:46:22) Dawn: well uh
 (2012.08.02 - 15:46:24) Raepdog: Fuck, guns that re-roll 9 are powerful as shit.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:46:26) Chad: holy
 (2012.08.02 - 15:47:57) Monica: is he a wizard
 (2012.08.02 - 15:48:07) Dawn: he is an abuser of willpower
 (2012.08.02 - 15:49:00) Raepdog: The creature, a charred mess having already taken an amazing 5 aggravated damage that left him horrendously weakened stands there impaled by the wooden pole held by Chad. After failing to break free it is sad to find a huge hole in its head about the size of a baseball. This hole, where its eyes once had been, simply looks over to Dawn for a single second. She can feel the release of the Beast, a primal sense that she could almost reach out to as the charred monster explodes into Blood Jelly. Sirens can be heard off in the distance.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:49:32) Dawn: blud jeli
 (2012.08.02 - 15:49:40) Dawn: Dawn screams again.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:49:44) Monica: And now the police somehow arrive anyway, despite me failing to convince them!
 (2012.08.02 - 15:49:45) Dawn: SAVE ME MONICA
 (2012.08.02 - 15:49:47) Monica: I'm going to run now
 (2012.08.02 - 15:49:52) Chad: Any teeth?
 (2012.08.02 - 15:49:54) Chad: :D?
 (2012.08.02 - 15:49:58) Monica: Actually I'll GRAB DAWN and pull her along
 (2012.08.02 - 15:50:05) Dawn: YAY
 (2012.08.02 - 15:50:09) Raepdog: Oh, its hard to convince them that its not a legit thing- you'll see how that failure works out.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:50:18) Raepdog: No teeth, just scraps of clothing.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:50:42) Chad: "Holy.. wait for me girls!" Chad calls to them as he runs along, "Thanks for the help bro."
 (2012.08.02 - 15:50:52) Raepdog: Exiting out the back door a city awaits you all, where do you go? A very drunk homeless or priest just sits down and starts to drink communion wine.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:51:16) Raepdog: "You can call me Jack, or Father Daniels. Never both."
 (2012.08.02 - 15:51:22) Dawn: Communion wine is fucking bad quality
 (2012.08.02 - 15:51:23) Dawn: cheap shit
 (2012.08.02 - 15:51:29) Dawn: oh raep
 (2012.08.02 - 15:51:31) Chad: iseewhatyoudidthere
 (2012.08.02 - 15:51:34) Dawn: that's an excellent name
 (2012.08.02 - 15:51:38) Dawn: lol
 (2012.08.02 - 15:51:48) Raepdog: Its actually his real name, and if you bring it up he gets angry. Was orphaned.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:51:52) Dawn: MONICA WHERE DO WE GO
 (2012.08.02 - 15:52:00) Chad: YEAH MONICA
 (2012.08.02 - 15:52:02) Chad: WHERE TO?
 (2012.08.02 - 15:52:02) Dawn: Dawn is an inconsolable wreck at this point but she stopped screaming!
 (2012.08.02 - 15:52:02) Monica: I go back to the LAUNDROMAT
 (2012.08.02 - 15:52:03) Monica: Hm
 (2012.08.02 - 15:52:05) Monica: I am actually unsure
 (2012.08.02 - 15:52:10) Monica: if bringing you all in is a good idea.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:52:22) Dawn: if I may recommend, find some way to get rid of the drugs ASAP and have a shower
 (2012.08.02 - 15:52:26) Raepdog: Monica gets a text, "I heard about the fire- is everything alright?"
 (2012.08.02 - 15:52:26) Dawn: and burn your clothing
 (2012.08.02 - 15:52:31) Chad: "Uh... Monica. You mentioned getting me some coke...?"
 (2012.08.02 - 15:52:46) Chad: >have a shower
>with chad
>yes
 (2012.08.02 - 15:52:57) Dawn: "Coke? All you care about is drugs when we almost died?" Dawn asks horrified.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:53:05) Raepdog: Chad had coke thrown at him.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:53:36) Chad: O.O
 (2012.08.02 - 15:54:14) Monica: I will text them back!
 (2012.08.02 - 15:54:27) Chad: that was the white powder?
 (2012.08.02 - 15:54:31) Chad: for some reason, i assumed ash
 (2012.08.02 - 15:54:39) Raepdog: Oh no, thats cocaine.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:54:49) Chad: scratch what chad said then
 (2012.08.02 - 15:54:54) Chad: ah too late
 (2012.08.02 - 15:55:17) Monica: "Your friends didn't want to pay for their drugs. Some crazy Egyptian guy named Simon came in and killed them, so I ran away when I had the chance."
 (2012.08.02 - 15:55:25) Monica: That is a TEXT.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:55:43) Chad: "We didn't almost die," Chad says as he pokes at his wound and grimaces, "Not when the Chad was around. By the way, was that the first time you two met one of those guys?"
 (2012.08.02 - 15:55:49) Dawn: do damage control and mention you got some money anyways
 (2012.08.02 - 15:55:51) Dawn: and didnt lose the drugs
 (2012.08.02 - 15:55:52) Dawn: D:
 (2012.08.02 - 15:55:58) Raepdog: "Come alone tomorrow night, bring the drugs back- I'm glad you escaped."
 (2012.08.02 - 15:56:24) Dawn: "THERE ARE MORE?" I yell.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:56:33) Dawn: Dawn is scared again :(
 (2012.08.02 - 15:56:39) Dawn: we should totes head somewhere before police arrive
 (2012.08.02 - 15:56:46) Dawn: our delays are just going to find Dawn with a gun
 (2012.08.02 - 15:56:49) Chad: "Woah, chill out Dawn. Yeah there are more, lots of them I think."
 (2012.08.02 - 15:56:50) Monica: "Presumably. I think that snake guy was their leader, I guess."
 (2012.08.02 - 15:56:55) Dawn: huh, you know what, you Americafags have that right actually
 (2012.08.02 - 15:56:58) Monica: Yes, lets go back to DORM I think
 (2012.08.02 - 15:57:00) Dawn: maybe that isnt an issue in the US
 (2012.08.02 - 15:57:21) Chad: We're already walking I thought.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:57:24) Chad: derp
 (2012.08.02 - 15:57:33) Dawn: We head tot he DORMS
 (2012.08.02 - 15:57:48) Dawn: where Dawn is going to have a long shower if Monica isn't going to tak eone first
 (2012.08.02 - 15:57:49) Dawn: :D
 (2012.08.02 - 15:57:58) Raepdog: Do you guys chill in Dawn and Monica's room?
 (2012.08.02 - 15:58:02) Chad: "It's okay babe, I can protect you from them. I'm even part of a club that fights against em. You should join, it's pretty cool."
 (2012.08.02 - 15:58:08) Chad: fuck you, Chad isn't done talking
 (2012.08.02 - 15:58:45) Dawn: "No, no, no, I don't want to fight them, that's crazy, they're scary, we're all going to die," Dawn whimpers.
 (2012.08.02 - 15:58:50) Dawn: NICE TRY
 (2012.08.02 - 15:58:56) Dawn: you should mention the name so she can call you sexist
 (2012.08.02 - 15:59:21) Chad: "Uh..." Chad turns to Monica, "What's up with her?"
 (2012.08.02 - 15:59:21) Monica: "I think I'd rather stay out of it. I like being alive."
 (2012.08.02 - 15:59:38) Dawn: oh chad
 (2012.08.02 - 15:59:42) Chad: :(
 (2012.08.02 - 15:59:42) Dawn: your empathy score is like -3
 (2012.08.02 - 15:59:44) Dawn: and it is wonderful
 (2012.08.02 - 15:59:46) Chad: you guys are major faggots
 (2012.08.02 - 16:00:21) Chad: "Whatever, fine."
 (2012.08.02 - 16:01:04) Monica: lol
 (2012.08.02 - 16:01:27) Dawn: wait what grna
 (2012.08.02 - 16:01:30) Dawn: you expected that to work?
 (2012.08.02 - 16:01:52) Dawn: "Chad, you're bleeding, why aren't you going to a hospital?" Dawn asks.
 (2012.08.02 - 16:01:55) Chad: I expected you to ask about it or something, not be major run away from group noobs :P
 (2012.08.02 - 16:02:06) Chad: "Pffft, just a flesh wound."
 (2012.08.02 - 16:02:27) Raepdog: You got that salve from before!
 (2012.08.02 - 16:02:41) Dawn: "Magadon said I can have a free ambulance..."
 (2012.08.02 - 16:03:03) Dawn: "I don't want you to be hurt. I don't want ay of ths."
 (2012.08.02 - 16:03:36) Monica: I dont want ay of ths!
 (2012.08.02 - 16:04:19) Chad: "I don't know what to say. Those things are out there and I'm gonna stop them. If you don't care about it, whatever."
 (2012.08.02 - 16:04:46) Dawn: ays are cool mrz
 (2012.08.02 - 16:04:47) Dawn: :(
 (2012.08.02 - 16:05:23) Dawn: "I care! I want to never see them again, ever," Dawn says, still scared.
 (2012.08.02 - 16:05:30) Dawn: You know, because of the horribly traumatic events.
 (2012.08.02 - 16:05:37) Dawn: ;D
 (2012.08.02 - 16:05:54) Chad: "Good luck with that. They infested the shit out of this place."
 (2012.08.02 - 16:05:55) Dawn: OH RIGHT I FORGOT we have to have lesbian undertones in this game.
 (2012.08.02 - 16:06:14) Dawn: "Thank you for getting me out of there, Monica," Dawn says, just remembering Monica heroically bringing Dawn along.
 (2012.08.02 - 16:06:19) Monica: the shit out of this place!
 (2012.08.02 - 16:06:30) Chad: :P
 (2012.08.02 - 16:06:46) Monica: "Well," Monica will say. "What is your group, anyways? Who's a part of it?"
 (2012.08.02 - 16:06:54) Monica: Since you want to so badly
 (2012.08.02 - 16:07:21) Chad: Don't do things because I want to
 (2012.08.02 - 16:07:28) Chad: you cheapen the whole effort
 (2012.08.02 - 16:07:36) Chad: faggot
 (2012.08.02 - 16:08:51) Chad: "Uh," Chad says while trying to remember who was in his group, "We got my roomate Horace, some camera dude named Lee, and a whiny bitch. They're alright though, and we even killed some vampires who kidnapped a friend. Our group name is "The Good Sirs". It's pretty awesome."
 (2012.08.02 - 16:10:11) Monica: "Huh. The Good Sirs."
 (2012.08.02 - 16:10:28) Monica: "We should probably keep in touch, I guess, in case anything happens." Monica will give you HER NUMBER (lololol)
 (2012.08.02 - 16:10:28) Dawn: I still find it hilarious you managed to get that name
 (2012.08.02 - 16:10:29) Dawn: :P
 (2012.08.02 - 16:10:51) Chad: yaaaay
 (2012.08.02 - 16:11:03) Raepdog: :)
 (2012.08.02 - 16:11:09) Dawn: "I guess I should give you my number, too. You did keep me safe..." Dawn says.
 (2012.08.02 - 16:11:16) Dawn: (yay number exchange)
 (2012.08.02 - 16:11:23) Chad: "Awesome! You should come hang out with us sometime. I'll give you all their numbers. Wait, I don't have the bitch's but whatever."
 (2012.08.02 - 16:11:26) Dawn: I'd give you a chaste kiss but HAH where's the fun in that
 (2012.08.02 - 16:11:33) Chad: PHONE NUMBERS EXCHANGED
 (2012.08.02 - 16:11:48) Chad: ...ooops, I called Fel's character Lee.
 (2012.08.02 - 16:11:49) Chad: I am a derp
 (2012.08.02 - 16:11:50) Chad: :(
 (2012.08.02 - 16:11:58) Dawn: Lee and Leon
 (2012.08.02 - 16:12:00) Dawn: are kinda similar
 (2012.08.02 - 16:12:02) Chad: I give you Leon's and Horace's number too btw.
 (2012.08.02 - 16:12:18) Monica: hooray.
 (2012.08.02 - 16:12:28) Chad: soon you will join us
 (2012.08.02 - 16:12:30) Chad: soooooon
 (2012.08.02 - 16:12:37) Raepdog: End scene? Post if you want practical xp.[/spoiler]

Summary: A billion people go to Bio to find out that the prof is a cook, part of A.R.E.A. S.T. or something and is trying to scientifically prove the existence of werewolves and fairies and whatever.

Everyone is paired off; Chad and Dawn, Horace and Lee, Monica and Kit, and I think I forgot someone but oh well. Their goal is to determine how one would find evidence for old mythological creatures!

The teacher invites people for EXTRA CREDIT to go look for the supernatural or something on an adventure. Dawn and Kit are probably going to go!

After, Monica brings Chad and Dawn along on her drug selling operation. Things are going well before vampires show up and crash the party. One named Simon seems to be leading the operation. The drug leader APPARENTLY betrayed the company and took off or something. Anyways, everyone is chased by vampires and Monica sets off an EXPLOSION to buy them time while they go through a window. They end up fleeing to a church where  Father Jack Daniels is currently bumming around. A VAMPIAR who is badly burned ATTACKS. They kill it and Dawn is scarred for life. :(

Quote of Note: "Take the Judas Tree at the center of campus..." (see VIV finale)
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Re: RWOD: The Breakfast Hunting Club
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2012, 11:57:53 PM »
I think I post this here?
Spoiler  :
(20:10:45) Horace: I could, but I don't want to attract the attention of the voices in the ground.
(20:10:54) Chad: oh god
(20:10:59) Horace: ...Although we're graverobbing anyway, so okay.
 (20:11:10) Lee: So
 (20:11:12) Lee: you call us over
(20:11:13) Raepdog: I'm just going to autosux that they can find you, its big, but not too big.
(20:11:16) Horace: "Hey guys, I found something."
 (20:11:52) Lee: Go over to the grave!
(20:12:10) Chad: Same!
 (20:12:47) Lee: I Was kind of hoping
 (20:12:55) Lee: it was a manuloseum
 (20:12:57) Lee: or whatever its called
 (20:13:01) Lee: something we can kick the door down
(20:13:55) Chad: Hmmm
(20:14:43) Raepdog: Its pretty small but says it on the top, Jess Willard. It is a mausoleum, iron chains in between two pillars, big Greek looking things. There is a lock on it and below his name is an inscription, “I have had my fling at the title."
 (20:15:10) Lee: crowbar that damn chain off
(20:15:56) Raepdog: Larceny + Strength + 2
(20:16:02) Chad: "Huh, nice saying. What was this guy?"
 (20:16:41) Lee: "I think it was his title as the best wine seller or some shit."
(20:16:48) Slynet: Lee rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 1,1,2,9 (1 success)
(20:17:20) Raepdog: You pry the lock off easily, do you walk inside?
 (20:17:23) Lee: "Pretty sure he made booze and sold it or something."
 (20:17:26) Lee: Yeah!
(20:17:32) Raepdog: It slams behind you.
 (20:17:37) Lee: I knew that would happen.
(20:18:45) Chad: Er
(20:18:54) Chad: Did we get to follow, or did it seperate us?
 (20:18:59) Lee: I think were seperated
 (20:19:20) Lee: I will yell through the door "HEY! What the hell?"
(20:19:24) Raepdog: I have a few things to describe to people. The first thing you notice, Chad and Horace that is, are the very sullen looking ghosts, dark and wispy skeleton looking things- 5 of them. They are wailing at Chad and Horace.
(20:19:38) Raepdog: Oh, as for Horace? All you see past that grate is darkness.
(20:19:57) Slynet: Raepdog leaves the channel.
(20:20:16) Horace: 0.o
(20:20:19) Slynet: Raepdog enters the channel.
(20:20:26) Raepdog: Lee, I'll do you second?
 (20:20:30) Lee: Okay!
 (20:20:42) Lee: Lets just pretend im pounding on the door for this scene or some shit.
(20:21:04) Raepdog: Alright then Chad and Horace, you see five angry wailing shades. Lee is not there, you hear nothing, there is only darkness.
(20:21:05) Horace: "Uh, maybe we should leave. No sense in disrespecting the dead and all, right?"
(20:21:47) Chad: "...that's pussy shit, Ace. I-I-I bet they can't even hurt us."
(20:22:02) Chad: I shudder a bit as I try to tell myself that these things are harmless.
(20:22:09) Raepdog: Roll perception.
(20:22:16) Slynet: Chad rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 4,1,8,4 (1 success)
(20:22:20) Horace: Penalty for darkness, yes?
(20:22:31) Raepdog: Nope!
(20:22:35) Slynet: Horace rolls 5 dice with 10-again. Result: 10,8,4,9,3 | 9 (4 successes)
(20:22:43) Raepdog: The ground is shaking slightly!
(20:23:03) Horace: "So?"
(20:23:58) Raepdog: Indeed, you can see with a bit of straining that small bones are rattling and slowly being drawn out of the dirt until these are now skeletons with floating bones, many of which are old and dirty leaving them black and moist from the wet ground. Next you notice the earthworms that slowly are pulled out of the ground, twisting around the bones like veins. Scary yet?
(20:24:42) Horace: ...Oh. The earthworms are animating the bodies, then.
(20:24:53) Chad: "S-so why should we care about the- oh fuck, what the fuck what the fuck," I look for a weapon while seeing if there is an escape route.
(20:24:58) Chad: ...
(20:25:04) Chad: I can't look for two different things.
(20:25:09) Chad: Uh, weapon then escape route.
 (20:25:43) Lee: THE BOTTLE GRAND
(20:25:44) Raepdog: No, the bones were there first but the earthworms are now part of them.
 (20:25:45) Lee: USE THE BOTTLE
 (20:25:46) Lee: USE THE FORCE.
(20:25:55) Raepdog: Chad finds the bottle, while there is also a crowbar.
(20:26:00) Horace: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. Still not impossible and it's the more logical solution.
(20:26:03) Horace: ...Of course, logic is nuts.
(20:26:16) Horace: "We need to get this door open and get your friend, then get out of here."
(20:26:45) Chad: My crowbar now.
(20:27:01) Chad: "Uh, I don't think they are okay with us sticking around."
(20:27:15) Raepdog: Dirt and grass are now clumping up as if muscle, and finally these things look like normal people... with translucent black skin, exposed dirt muscle with bits of bone showing and worms for veins.
(20:27:27) Horace: 0.o
(20:27:29) Raepdog: And the wailing, oh the awful wailing.
(20:27:35) Horace: THE UNDEAD.
(20:27:39) Chad: "SHUT."
(20:27:41) Chad: "THE."
(20:27:43) Chad: "FUCK."
(20:27:45) Chad: "UP."
(20:27:48) Chad: "FAGGOTS."
(20:27:51) Horace: I need to bring earplugs or something, heh.
(20:28:03) Chad: Chad holds onto the crowbar for reassurance.
(20:28:04) Horace: "Calm down and help me get this door open." Going to attempt to... force open the door?
(20:28:24) Horace: Futile, but hey.
(20:28:29) Chad: I'm not turning my back on these things.
(20:28:32) Slynet: Fel has been logged out (Timeout).
(20:28:32) Chad: Fuck that shit.
(20:29:02) Raepdog: Horace, Strength + Larceny + 2
(20:29:15) Slynet: Horace rolls 6 dice with 10-again. Result: 5,10,5,5,10,1 | 3,1 (2 successes)
 (20:29:22) Lee: save me pls
(20:29:32) Horace: Never leave a man behind!
(20:29:57) Raepdog: Wait, do you subtract the durability of the crowbar?
(20:30:15) Horace: I have no idea.
(20:30:22) Horace: I only know the rules for bashing doors open, not crowbaring them
(20:30:29) Horace: which is str + weaponry, not larceny
(20:30:43) Horace: ...
(20:30:48) Horace: Also, Chad has the crowbar, not me.
(20:31:00) Chad: hahaha
(20:31:02) Chad: get dunked
(20:31:17) Raepdog: Then Horace has no shot.
(20:31:18) Chad: MY CROWBAR
 (20:31:21) Lee: you pulled that mother fucker open
 (20:31:23) Lee: you my nig
(20:31:25) Raepdog: Well then, theres the five angry dead.
 (20:31:27) Lee: mother fuck.,
(20:31:35) Slynet: Lee leaves the channel.
(20:31:37) Slynet: Lee enters the channel.
(20:31:45) Chad: Yeah, I'm holding the crowbar like a baseball bat and watching them.
(20:31:55) Chad: Sometimes, I have a shouting match.
(20:32:00) Horace: So I should presumably pick the lock or something? ...Is that even the problem? Eh.
(20:32:03) Chad: "FUCK YOU WAILING FAGGOTS."
(20:32:19) Chad: "IF YOU HAVE CHILDREN WHO GO TO THE UNIVERSITY NEARBY, I FUCKED THEM."
(20:32:22) Raepdog: "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa." they say standing around you all in a circle, just looking at you.
(20:32:30) Chad: It's to reassure Chad.
(20:32:34) Chad: Er
(20:32:39) Raepdog: They stop wailing.
(20:32:40) Chad: It's to reassure himself.
(20:32:42) Chad: Falce confidence.
(20:32:45) Chad: False*
(20:32:46) Chad: er
(20:32:49) Horace: "Stop antagonizing them and help me get this door open!"
(20:32:49) Chad: False courage*
 (20:32:50) Lee: IT WORKED.
(20:33:02) Raepdog: They just stare at all of you, open their mouths as maggots start spilling out of them.
(20:33:16) Chad: "No, fuck that. They're gonna attack if I turn arou- WHAT THE FUCK?"
(20:33:28) Raepdog: Maggots that now be pooling on the ground, like puddles.
 (20:33:37) Lee: maybe you should open the door.
 (20:33:44) Lee: and both of you
 (20:33:47) Lee: could hang out inside
 (20:33:47) Lee: with me
 (20:33:52) Lee: WHERE THERE ARENT FUCKING GHOSTS
(20:34:22) Horace: "Then give me the crowbar so I can get it open!"
(20:34:33) Chad: "No fuck you, it's mine."
(20:34:39) Chad: It's like a teddy bear for Chad.
(20:34:43) Chad: He feels secure with it.
(20:34:49) Chad: From the fucking monsters.
 (20:35:00) Lee: take the bottle of booze and give it to him
 (20:35:09) Lee: GIVE HIM DRUNKEN STRENGTH
(20:35:38) Raepdog: I think you all should start rolling Composure + Resolve as these now bloody maggots and rotten smells would be enough to make you drop shit.
(20:35:48) Horace: Aight.
(20:35:50) Slynet: Horace rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 6,9,2,1 (1 success)
(20:35:53) Slynet: Chad rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 5,2,7 (failure)
(20:35:56) Chad: :(
(20:36:42) Raepdog: Chad, you vomit. Horace, you may choose between vomiting or dropping the bottle of booze.
 (20:36:43) Lee: chad pisses his pants.
(20:37:14) Chad: Horace has a bottle of booze?
(20:37:15) Chad: O.O
(20:37:33) Horace: ...Is that a euphemism for something?
(20:38:27) Raepdog: Who was holding the bottle of liquor?
(20:38:51) Chad: i
(20:38:55) Chad: put it in my backpack!
(20:39:09) Raepdog: In that case, Horace is completely fine.
(20:39:30) Horace: 0.o
(20:39:38) Horace: I'd say no I'm not really because oh fucking shit, but blaaaargh.
(20:39:41) Horace: Damnit, Chad!
(20:39:49) Raepdog: Anyhow, bloody maggots are now defining these men even more- they look pretty damn good.
(20:40:12) Horace: They're coming back to life or... something similar or representing.
(20:40:59) Chad: *Blargh* "This shit is just wrong."
(20:40:59) Horace: "Ignore them! Get the door open! Damnit, Chad!"
(20:41:06) Raepdog: Once pretty composed, these grave golems are looking at you, mouths closed.
(20:42:07) Chad: "I... I... god damn it all."
(20:42:10) Chad: I turn around.
(20:42:18) Chad: Attempt to open up the thing.
(20:42:26) Chad: IF THEY FUCKING ATTACK
(20:42:30) Raepdog: Strength + Larcenry
(20:42:31) Chad: I WILL RAGE SO GODDAMN HARD
(20:42:37) Chad: no +2?
(20:42:43) Raepdog: + 2
(20:42:46) Slynet: Chad rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 10,9,5,7 | 2 (2 successes)
(20:42:48) Chad: Yay!
 (20:42:50) Lee: pls save me
(20:44:26) Chad: Lee is clearly dead by now.
(20:44:30) Chad: Roll up a new character.
(20:44:52) Raepdog: You get a good grip on the lock, it does not twist. The center dead guy, who is by far the biggest, looks at Chad, "Disturbance, disrespect, disease." Its voice is gravely, deep, and gurgling.
(20:45:58) Chad: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you," is Chad's dignified response.
(20:46:48) Raepdog: WRONG
(20:46:54) Horace: "We'll leave, just... just give us back the guy we came in with!"
(20:46:55) Raepdog: Its now walking towards you.
(20:47:06) Raepdog: He stops at Horace's words.
(20:47:22) Raepdog: He turns his maggot head to the side, "?"
(20:48:18) Horace: "We're... not looking for trouble, okay? We just want our friend back and we'll be out of here, no problems!"
(20:48:55) Chad: "We also came for free booze!" speaks up Chad.
(20:49:47) Raepdog: "We did not take him." says the main one, and the second you say booze the other four perk up, "Disturbance, disrespect, disease."
(20:50:35) Chad: "Uh... they're talking about that weird shit again..."
(20:50:47) Chad: "You... think they want some booze?"
(20:51:11) Horace: "Stop being a dumbass, Chad! We're not going to take anything, we just want to rescue our friend and get out of here."
(20:51:37) Chad: "But... booze..."
(20:52:01) Raepdog: "Disturbance, disrespect, disease." they all say in unison.
(20:52:44) Chad: I'm... going to take the booze out of my backpack... and some shot glasses.
(20:53:02) Horace: oh god what
(20:53:04) Chad: If no one stops me, I'll fill one up.
(20:53:31) Raepdog: How shaky is Chad, does he spill a bit at all?
(20:53:46) Chad: He fucking
(20:53:58) Chad: Spills a glass' worth at least.
(20:54:05) Chad: As said before, dude is shaking.
(20:54:10) Raepdog: Both of you roll perception.
(20:54:11) Chad: The things are fucking weird.
(20:54:17) Chad: Vampires? Chad can deal with em.
(20:54:18) Slynet: Horace rolls 5 dice with 10-again. Result: 2,8,10,4,4 | 6 (2 successes)
(20:54:21) Chad: Killer bees? Sure.
(20:54:25) Chad: These things? WHAT?
(20:54:27) Slynet: Chad rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 8,4,8,10 | 6 (3 successes)
(20:54:31) Raepdog: Yeah, they are made of dit and rot and gore.
(20:54:32) Horace: I'm more concerned with that we're the ones kind of in the wrong here
(20:54:50) Horace: I mean, I'm happy to fight monsters that are going around killing people
(20:54:54) Raepdog: As you spill some, you notice a few maggots fall off one of them and burrow into the earth.
(20:54:55) Horace: these guys are just minding their own business.
(20:55:01) Horace: Also they outnumber us, are creepy as fuck, and we won't win.
(20:55:06) Horace: So, we should probably gtfo
(20:55:35) Chad: Chad is going to approach the lead one... and try to handle him the glass?
 (20:55:53) Lee: handle him
 (20:55:54) Lee: the glass
(20:55:59) Chad: hand*
(20:56:01) Chad: FFF
(20:56:10) Raepdog: He looks at the glass you hold out to him, but does not reach out for it.
(20:56:32) Chad: "Drink up, bro?"
 (20:56:48) Lee: SPITS MAGGOTS ALL OVER HIS HAND
(20:57:20) Raepdog: He just looks at it, then at you.
(20:57:28) Chad: "..."
(20:57:30) Raepdog: Chad, roll Scumbag Savant.
(20:57:44) Slynet: Chad rolls 5 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,7,6,5,9 (2 successes)
(20:58:17) Horace: AN offering for the death. This is either a really fucking terrible idea
(20:58:19) Horace: or not one
(20:58:56) Raepdog: These bros are sloppy as shit, the maggots fell off when you spilled the dirt.. they're made of dirt... they want to do body shots off the ground!
(21:00:08) Chad: I throw the bottle of alcohol... to the ground!
(21:00:18) Chad: \\and rape it
(21:00:31) Chad: (raep prob doesn't even get the reference D:)
(21:00:54) Raepdog: I explodes, the main guy gives a nod as they all burrow back into the ground. Then it is silent, even Horace feels the wails stop.
(21:01:31) Raepdog: Give me 10 before Lee's scene? He finds himself in kind of a gloomy boxing ring floating in oblivion- I should note, no rails and no bottom past the mat.
(21:01:34) Chad: Out of pure curiosity, does Chad or Horace have lighters on their keychains?
(21:01:45) Horace: I don't? What?
 (21:02:05) Lee: I will watch
 (21:02:08) Lee: some cowboy bebop!
(21:07:08) Raepdog: Sure!
(21:07:11) Raepdog: I am here.
 (21:07:28) Lee: Are you ready?
(21:07:29) Chad: These guys aren't real bros.
(21:07:44) Chad: Wait, is that sure in response to my lighter?
(21:08:00) Raepdog: So Lee, you find yourself in this dark and gloomy boxing ring floating on eternity when suddenly you hear a bell ring, two dings, and then the golden light that comes out of nowhere illuminates the court.
(21:08:33) Raepdog: You hear a voice, it is young and full of spunk, "You've come here, why? To challenge the best?"
 (21:08:55) Lee: "Ive come to beat the best."
 (21:09:46) Lee: (Whats my lethal and bashing at right now? im 99% sure my bashing is healed now, but not sure about the lethal
 (21:09:48) Lee: )
(21:10:24) Raepdog: You're healed.
 (21:10:36) Lee: kk
(21:11:13) Raepdog: You see a man walk before you, shirtless and wearing a pair of white gloves, smile on his face- Jess Willard.
(21:11:26) Raepdog: "Well I'm not the best, but I'm the man to beat."
 (21:12:01) Lee: The gloves
(21:12:27) Raepdog: They are white, bright, and have golden stitching.
 (21:13:54) Lee: "Doesnt seem fair that you get to have a pair of gloves, why not take them off?"
(21:14:36) Raepdog: "Thats what your here for isn't it? The gloves- you here to fight me for them?"
 (21:14:57) Lee: "I am."
 (21:15:05) Lee: "But we dont have to fight, you know."
 (21:15:18) Lee: "You could just hand them over, and I can leave you to rest."
(21:16:11) Raepdog: "Oh? Then what fun is there in that. You don't even want to have a nice fair fight?" he says taking off the gloves, "Could not even get that out of Jack."
 (21:17:00) Lee: "Then thats how this ones going to be then." Cracking my knuckles. "A nice, fair, fight."
(21:17:50) Raepdog: He sort of just pulls a bright red pair of gloves out of the darkness and hands them to you, while getting a pair for himself.
(21:18:15) Raepdog: "Lets do this then." he says smiling. His Def is 3, and his Initiative Modifier is 5.
(21:18:19) Slynet: Raepdog rolls a chance die. Result: 1 (DRAMATIC FAILURE)
 (21:18:25) Lee: lol
 (21:18:28) Lee: I hope thats for him.
(21:19:15) Raepdog: It is, roll your initiative.
(21:19:42) Slynet: Lee rolls 5 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,9,4,4,9 (3 successes)
(21:19:59) Raepdog: Meanwhile, it has been five minutes of still silence and no noise from the crypt.
(21:20:05) Raepdog: Roll one d 10 and add 5.
(21:20:18) Slynet: Lee rolls 1 die with 10-again. Result: 1 (failure)
 (21:20:20) Lee: 6
 (21:20:20) Lee: :c
(21:20:22) Chad: megapwn, you noob
 (21:20:28) Lee: D:
(21:20:28) Chad: now it's a complete reroll
 (21:20:34) Lee: what?
(21:20:51) Raepdog: Re-roll as I will.
(21:20:55) Slynet: Raepdog rolls a chance die. Result: 5 (failure)
(21:20:59) Raepdog: 10.
(21:21:00) Slynet: Lee rolls a chance die. Result: 8 (failure)
 (21:21:10) Lee: 13
(21:21:10) Chad: megapwn, im telling you this shit on skype, y u ignore
 (21:21:25) Lee: O
(21:21:26) Raepdog: Nice, Lee then Jess.
 (21:21:28) Lee: I muted it
 (21:21:29) Lee: sorry
(21:21:31) Raepdog: LEE, ATTACK?
 (21:21:55) Lee: What do you think would be better raep
 (21:21:59) Lee: an all out attack ora duck and weave?
(21:22:10) Raepdog: Duck or Weave is two attacks.
(21:22:18) Raepdog: Both lose you your defence.
(21:22:24) Raepdog: The latter gives more than + 2
 (21:22:29) Lee: I'll do DUCK AND WEAVE
 (21:22:34) Lee: with WILLPOWER
(21:23:00) Raepdog: Nice, first roll gets +3, second roll is - 1
 (21:23:11) Lee: so first roll
 (21:23:12) Lee: is 9?
(21:23:21) Slynet: Lee rolls 6 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,8,6,4,5,1 (2 successes)
 (21:23:30) Lee: oh I have 7
(21:23:32) Slynet: Lee rolls 7 dice with 10-again. Result: 3,2,10,7,6,2,2 | 4 (1 success)
 (21:23:35) Lee: Meh!
(21:23:36) Chad: cause of boxing specialty
(21:23:40) Chad: get owned
(21:23:45) Slynet: Lee rolls 2 dice with 10-again. Result: 3,7 (failure)
 (21:23:50) Lee: OH ITS 3
(21:23:52) Slynet: Lee rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 6,2,7 (failure)
 (21:23:54) Lee: DARNIT.
(21:24:00) Raepdog: Wait wait
 (21:24:06) Lee: Grand says I get +1 dice
 (21:24:08) Lee: for my boxing speciality
 (21:24:14) Lee: so its 6 for brawl and strength
 (21:24:16) Lee: +3 for willpwoer
(21:24:19) Raepdog: Brawl + Strength + 1 + 3, then Brawl + Strength
 (21:24:21) Lee: +1 for boxing speciality
 (21:24:26) Lee: Oh
(21:24:28) Chad: first dice is 3+3+3+1-3, second is 3+3-1-3?
 (21:24:32) Lee: grand said I did +1 for the second one to
(21:24:39) Raepdog: you do
(21:24:42) Chad: er
(21:24:44) Raepdog: but second roll is -1
(21:24:47) Raepdog: so it cancells out
(21:24:52) Chad: 3+3+1-1-3
 (21:24:53) Lee: oh right
 (21:25:06) Lee: so it was one success and one fail
(21:25:17) Raepdog: So just, do it all again because thats messy.
(21:25:18) Chad: hey raep, is defense lowered due to him attacking twice? as in, is it -3 then -2?
 (21:25:20) Lee: oh fine.
(21:25:27) Slynet: Lee rolls 7 dice with 10-again. Result: 1,3,9,1,1,1,2 (1 success)
(21:25:30) Chad: oh, jarkill said no
(21:25:31) Chad: D:
(21:25:32) Raepdog: Um, hes the same guy so no.
(21:25:36) Slynet: Lee rolls 2 dice with 10-again. Result: 6,2 (failure)
(21:25:41) Slynet: Lee rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 2,2,8 (1 success)
 (21:25:45) Lee: IM SORRYYY
(21:25:59) Raepdog: You get a nice punch on him, and he smiles before giving a punch back.
(21:26:05) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 9 dice with 10-again. Result: 4,3,1,5,2,9,3,4,7 (1 success)
(21:26:18) Raepdog: He gives you a decent whack in the face.
 (21:26:25) Lee: Body blow
 (21:26:32) Lee: are you applying my defense also?
(21:26:41) Raepdog: (Hint: Never do Body Blow)
 (21:26:46) Lee: oh why not.
(21:26:51) Raepdog: No, you lose defence when doing duck and weave
 (21:26:53) Lee: whatever, another duck and weave
 (21:26:56) Lee: Ah
(21:26:58) Raepdog: You have to do 5+ to stun him.
(21:27:08) Raepdog: so body blow is likee
(21:27:11) Raepdog: 1 in 200
(21:27:16) Chad: yeah
(21:27:23) Chad: that's kinda silly imo
 (21:27:41) Lee: okay
 (21:27:42) Lee: roll again
 (21:27:46) Lee: for another duck and weave
(21:27:48) Raepdog: Roll for duck and weave again, you still got two more WP also
 (21:27:54) Lee: yep
 (21:27:57) Lee: I might as well do one more
(21:28:09) Slynet: Lee rolls 7 dice with 10-again. Result: 6,9,6,6,10,5,4 | 2 (2 successes)
(21:28:11) Slynet: Lee rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,6,6 (1 success)
(21:28:22) Chad: Jesus, these mediocre rolls on both sides D:
 (21:28:31) Lee: WOD GENERAL
(21:28:40) Raepdog: You get two solid blow on him, two strong blows that leave him smiling before he sends one back at you-
(21:28:42) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 9 dice with 10-again. Result: 10,1,7,2,3,7,7,1,6 | 9 (2 successes)
 (21:28:47) Lee: hnnng
(21:28:50) Raepdog: He gets a nice stomach blow.
 (21:29:05) Lee: duck and weave AGAIN, all out of willpower though.
(21:29:15) Slynet: Lee rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 3,10,10,3 | 2,3 (2 successes)
(21:29:15) Raepdog: Now Lee, next attack- you don't have to apply his defence.
(21:29:17) Slynet: Lee rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,3,3 (1 success)
 (21:29:23) Lee: Darnit
(21:29:26) Raepdog: Also, you have one last his Willpower.
 (21:29:29) Lee: Oh
 (21:29:37) Lee: REROLLIN
(21:29:38) Raepdog: Also, you can risk
(21:29:40) Raepdog: AS in
(21:29:48) Raepdog: If you win, you get two back.
 (21:29:55) Lee: Whats risk?
(21:29:55) Raepdog: So, go ahead.
 (21:30:12) Lee: im risking
 (21:30:14) Lee: blah blah
 (21:30:16) Lee: that stuff
 (21:30:18) Lee: ROLLING
 (21:30:20) Lee: without his defense
 (21:30:27) Lee: 3+3+3+1
(21:30:29) Slynet: Lee rolls 10 dice with 10-again. Result: 6,5,9,4,4,8,2,6,2,5 (2 successes)
(21:30:33) Raepdog: Risking is where, while on the vigil you can risk defense.
 (21:30:45) Lee: That was my willpower charged roll
(21:30:49) Raepdog: Nice.
 (21:30:50) Lee: n shit
 (21:30:52) Lee: and now
 (21:30:54) Lee: my second one
(21:31:02) Slynet: Lee rolls 6 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,8,2,2,2,5 (2 successes)
(21:32:09) Raepdog: You get two more solid blows on his jaw, and he stumbles over before looking at you with a smile, "You did it kid, a solid knockout. How do you feel? You got talent." Hes less flesh now, just hovering.
 (21:32:57) Lee: "Like shit, but it was a good fight." I say, straightening up.
(21:33:19) Raepdog: "You want those gloves? Its why you came here."
 (21:33:27) Lee: "I would."
(21:35:53) Raepdog: "Alright, just do me a favor- don't use them in a fight against a man. Some things, they just aren't right." he says tossing you the gloves, "Glad to have a fair fight after 60 years- oh, and be careful around old Jack."
(21:36:10) Raepdog: He vanishes, you are holding the gloves, and back in the crypt. Lock breaks off.
 (21:36:40) Lee: Do I have a backpack with me?
 (21:37:07) Lee: I would asume I do, since I was carrying around a crowbar
(21:38:27) Raepdog: Yes!
(21:38:40) Raepdog: You have everything and you guys are reunited!
 (21:39:12) Lee: Stick the gloves in my backpack, and step out of the mosulemumomombntuanm whatever its called
(21:40:27) Raepdog: Um... guys
(21:40:31) Raepdog: where is the others?
(21:41:10) Chad: HERE
 (21:41:18) Lee: they were
 (21:41:20) Lee: sharing
(21:41:22) Chad: was kinda
 (21:41:24) Lee: loli tentacle shit
(21:41:27) Chad: hoping lee would start the convo
 (21:41:28) Lee: or some crap like that
(21:41:37) Horace: Yeah, what he said.
(21:41:39) Chad: what the fuck, megapwn
 (21:41:56) Lee: "Hey, what the hell guys? What happend out here."
(21:42:35) Chad: "Fucking zombies," I say while looking at the alcohol on the ground, "Now I don't have any booze. Please tell me you got the wine?"
(21:43:05) Horace: "...If you did, put it back. We... shouldn't steal from this place, I don't think."
 (21:43:35) Lee: "Well you're both out of damn luck, there was no goddamn wine! See for yourselves, what a load of bull shit."
 (21:43:55) Lee: "And... Did you say something about zombies?"
(21:45:09) Chad: "There were zombies everywhere! Every... wait. Are you telling me that we did this all for nothing? What the fuck, man!"
(21:45:41) Horace: "No, we've learned something, at any rate. Or at least, I have. I think."
(21:45:46) Raepdog: If you look in the grave, there is an actual bottle of wine!
 (21:45:52) Lee: lol
(21:46:06) Raepdog: Really old, covered in dust.
(21:46:10) Chad: ...
 (21:46:38) Lee: "Look! i'll even show you." I say, walking over to the grave and pushing it open. Nothing a- Hey, what the hell?"
 (21:46:48) Lee: I pull out a dusty bottle of wine!
(21:46:55) Horace: "Put it back!"
 (21:46:55) Lee: power gamer megapwn
 (21:46:58) Lee: power games so hard
(21:47:37) Chad: "YESSSSS!"
(21:47:38) Raepdog: Dom Pérignon, 1943.
(21:48:02) Horace: "Just... put it back, and let's go."
(21:48:19) Chad: "Fuck that, let's bring this back to my place and drink this shit."
 (21:48:56) Lee: "Chads right, I told you guys you would get this and you're getting it if you like it or not." I say as I exit the mallymoseloeomom
(21:49:17) Raepdog: You leave with the wine. Nothing happens.
(21:49:32) Raepdog: SUDDENLY YOU VOMIT MAGG- just kidding, everything is still quiet.
(21:49:36) Horace: I still think it's a terrible idea.
 (21:50:35) Lee: "Lets head back to your place. I say, walking towards the graveyard exit."
 (21:50:42) Lee: oops
 (21:50:47) Lee: I put " around the entire thing
(21:50:56) Chad: We're gonna
 (21:51:01) Lee: : "Lets head back to your place." I say, walking towards the graveyard exit.
 (21:51:03) Lee: There!
 (21:51:04) Lee: fixed it.
(21:51:08) Chad: Go back and PARTY... unless Horace is lame?
(21:51:09) Raepdog: You find the exit, and two buss rides later you are able to be back at the dorm. Do you all open the wine?
 (21:51:19) Lee: open all the wine
(21:51:23) Horace: I'm not going to partake in drinking the wine.
 (21:51:29) Lee: I dont understand, how many wines dowe have
 (21:51:36) Lee: I thought it was just one.
(21:51:55) Chad: Open up the wine, pour in... red party cups?
(21:51:56) Horace: I'm going to try and convince them to just take it back, at least. Bah.
(21:52:04) Chad: "Ace, want some?"
(21:52:07) Raepdog: One.
(21:52:18) Raepdog: You open the wine, it smells like vinegar.
(21:52:28) Moogle: A sign of high quality
(21:53:08) Chad: :P
 (21:53:14) Lee: I dont know if you're bull shitting me or what moogle
(21:53:23) Horace: "...No, I refuse. I'm telling you, we should take it back."
(21:53:52) Raepdog: It smells like vinegar and if you taste it, tastes sour like vinegar. Wine not kept at room temperature gets muy muy soured.
(21:54:47) Raepdog: :(
(21:54:51) Chad: "Pffft, party pooper." Chad will chug his drink LIKE A MAN.
 (21:54:59) Lee: you are retarded
 (21:55:03) Lee: but I like it.
(21:56:06) Raepdog: You drink your sour fucking wine, but do not vomit it thanks to awesome iron stomach.
(21:56:43) Raepdog: Also, congratulations on drinking what would have been a $100,000 to a multi million dollar bottle of vintage DP.
(21:56:44) Chad: "Drink up, Lee. If you can't handle it, I'm sure I have some Jack to wash it down."
(21:56:55) Chad: "Jack is a good chaser."
 (21:57:50) Lee: I take Gulp of it, to prove my manliness.
(21:58:28) Raepdog: Its... horrible. Scene end?

(By the way, some of the start of the scene was cut off, I will fill in as best as I can.)
Lee decides to go after the silver gloves! He entices the loveable braindead chad to help him with a bottle of booze, and chad brings along horace. I try to buy beer and fail because Im a wee 18 year old faggot, but that chick from that other scene buys it for me and shit. She asks me to go beat some vampire heads in, but I decline and go to horace and chad. We take a bus and walk and shit like that to the graveyard where we spend a while finding the grave. after we open it I get trapped inside and zombies appear outside and scare the shit out of chad and horace. Chad pours beer all over the ground because zombies like to get drunk while inside of the crypt I fight Jess for the silver gloves! I give him a fair fight and win the gloves, then I walk out of there and we find some old ass wine inside of there to! Turns out its all sour and shit, but chad drinks it anyways. SCENE END.

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Re: RWOD: The Breakfast Hunting Club
« Reply #17 on: August 04, 2012, 03:48:28 AM »
Leon meets Dawn! They talk about possibly getting Dawn into the Chad/Horace/Leon hunting club, and also getting facial recognition tech from Magadon.
Spoiler  :
(01:03:43) Slynet: Horace has been logged out (Timeout).
 (01:09:07) Slynet: Fel has been logged out (Timeout).
 (02:46:35) Dawn: ;D
 (02:47:52) Slynet: Fel enters the channel.
 (02:47:57) Fel: ;D
 (02:48:29) Fel: Why hello there Moogle
 (02:48:50) Fel: I must assume Dawn is not in limbo and could REASONABLY be at her dorm room?
 (02:48:51) Dawn: A Fel!
 (02:48:52) Dawn: Gasp!
 (02:48:59) Dawn: You come at the turn o tides and the world TREMBLES.
 (02:49:02) Dawn: What can I do for you?
 (02:49:17) Dawn: Maaaaan what time is it even
 (02:49:55) Fel: Who le cares?
 (02:50:00) Fel: We could just like, ROLL FOR TIME
 (02:50:15) Dawn: WELL YOU SEE
 (02:50:27) Dawn: it is presumably the day after and I am le tired since fuck magadon
 (02:50:49) Fel: LET US SAY IT IS 9:00 AM WHEN YOU HAVE NO CLASSES
 (02:50:54) Fel: because nobody cares!
 (02:51:10) Dawn: Very well!
 (02:51:11) Slynet: Fel is now known as Leon.
 (02:51:19) Dawn: Monica is out and about, selling drugs.
 (02:51:20) Leon: Suddenly, there is a knocking on the door!
 (02:51:27) Dawn: A KNOCKING?
 (02:51:28) Dawn: DL
 (02:51:37) Dawn: Dawn yawns, bleary and tired and opens the door to find...
 (02:51:49) Leon: I'll copypaste my appearance.
 (02:51:51) Leon: Appearance:
Physically, Leon is not very intimidating. He stands 5’6” tall and is as thin as a rail. Leon has straight, short-cut blond hair and pale blue eyes, and while he is by some standards conventionally attractive, nothing about his features is particularly striking.
When not wearing his school’s track uniform, Leon nearly always wears a black hoodie.
 (02:51:56) Leon: You find that man!
 (02:52:03) Leon: "Good morning. Are you Dawn Forrester?"
 (02:52:38) Dawn: "Uh... yes?" I ask.
 (02:52:45) Dawn: My adrenaline rises at the UNEXPECTED POTENTIAL DANGER
 (02:52:50) Dawn: But not too much!
 (02:52:54) Dawn: Dawn is pretty well adjusted.
 (02:53:10) Leon: "May I come inside?" Leon says with a friendly smile.
 (02:53:28) Dawn: SUSPICIONS
 (02:53:30) Dawn: RISE
 (02:53:43) Dawn: "Uhm... sure? Who are you?"
 (02:53:44) Leon: :D
 (02:53:48) Dawn: Dawn moves out of the way to let Leon in.
 (02:54:15) Leon: Leon enters the girliness which can only be described as DAWNROOM
 (02:54:28) Dawn: The room is quite neat and orderly.
 (02:54:38) Leon: "So," he says casually. "I've heard you work for Magadon."
 (02:54:40) Leon: :D
 (02:54:43) Dawn: A poster with a kitty adorns the wall;; a mousecage with a white mouse occupies the room as well.
 (02:55:04) Leon: Mice are cuuute
 (02:55:14) Dawn: "I," Dawn says slowly, sounding each word out to be careful of triggering pain, "do work for them."
 (02:55:14) Leon: The other half has horrific amounts of drugs and chemistry I assume.
 (02:55:31) Dawn: Oh jeez, it's Monica
 (02:55:34) Dawn: it doesn't exist
 (02:55:50) Leon: "My name is Leon," he says, extending a handshake. "There's something you could do for me."
 (02:56:08) Dawn: DAWN for the record, is wearing a simple shirt and jeans!
 (02:56:27) Dawn: Nothing neat, nothing sloppy. She's shortish, blond, and has a soft face which is more curves than lines!
 (02:56:28) Dawn: ANYWAYS
 (02:56:32) Dawn: I need to put that on charsheet
 (02:56:56) Dawn: I take Leon's hand for a limp handshake.
 (02:57:04) Dawn: "Uhm, what is it?"
 (02:57:06) Leon: -4 impression!
 (02:57:08) Leon: Handshakes are important.
 (02:57:19) Dawn: I'm a nervous woman!
 (02:57:32) Leon: "I've been told that Magadon has access to facial recognition software that would be uh, useful to our interests."
 (02:57:48) Dawn: My face lights up in fear.
 (02:57:49) Leon: Now I shall take the part of the shady member of a nebulous and possibly evil organization!
 (02:58:49) Dawn: "I am afraid that Magadon is such a wonderful company that I can't confirm that," Dawn says, waiting for pain.
 (02:58:52) Dawn: Which... doesn't come.
 (02:59:07) Dawn: HA
 (02:59:29) Leon: "You don't have to," Leon shrugs. "Our sources are excellent. I am willing to trade for this technology."
 (02:59:31) Dawn: you will get NOTHING out of this employee who has some sort of advanced AI that can actually detect speech from inside my tooth and process it and interpret the context enough to cause me pain
 (02:59:32) Dawn: >_>
 (02:59:46) Leon: Perhaps promises to talk to your employers!
 (02:59:51) Leon: :D
 (02:59:52) Dawn: Oh, I was going to.
 (03:00:43) Dawn: "My boss is an excellent person and I would love to talk to him about anything that... concerns you. Erm, who do you represent and uh, what do you have to trade?"
 (03:00:56) Dawn: Dawn: not very experienced
 (03:01:36) Leon: "I represent myself, and I am willing to negotiate. Perhaps in return for access to the useful information this software will allow me to acquire," Leon says in his best formal voice.
 (03:01:43) Leon: Quick, roll Wits+Empathy to see he's not good at this either!
 (03:01:51) Dawn: :D
 (03:01:53) Dawn: man I am good at that
 (03:01:57) Slynet: Dawn rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,7,6 (1 success)
 (03:01:59) Dawn: BAM
 (03:02:01) Leon: Quick, fix typing notifications!
 (03:02:11) Leon: ...Curses.
 (03:02:38) Dawn: "Uh, okay..." Dawn says, knowing you are not good at this but also not being good enough to take advantage of the fact.
 (03:03:14) Dawn: "Erm, you said your name was Leon... right?"
 (03:03:22) Dawn: Dawn takes out her cellphone to check the CONTACTS LIST
 (03:03:28) Dawn: For Chad gave her the number of someone with this name!
 (03:03:31) Leon: "Yea! I actually live just down the hall. Crazy that we've never met, right?"
 (03:03:48) Dawn: "Well, I sort of missed a week for brain surgery..."
 (03:03:58) Dawn: "Oh! You know Chad?"
 (03:04:21) Leon: "Chad? Dumb guido, about yey tall?"
 (03:04:52) Dawn: "Tried to hit on me at every opportunity?"
 (03:05:35) Leon: "Yea, he's my suitemate. Unfortunately. You're not dating him, are you? You could do so much better."
 (03:05:43) Dawn: XD
 (03:06:52) Dawn: "Erm, well, he's kind of... well, he somehow managed to be my lab partner in bio, and... well, no, we're not dating. I don't know what to think of him, mainly because of a sort of weird adventure we had to go on. Uh, can I trust you? You're part of his uhm... group?"
 (03:07:26) Leon: "Oh god, he's not telling everyone else what we do in our spare time, is he?"
 (03:08:51) Dawn: "It... wouldn't surprise me, but he sort of did it after we somehow got transported to a desert and then he freed some sex slaves in a drinking competition... and I still don't really understand it and only found it with proof about the... trans-" Dawn realizes what she's saying quickly and stops. "You, uh, do know about... the things, right?"
 (03:09:24) Leon: "Vampires?" Leon says. "Of course. I myself have killed dozens."
 (03:09:29) Dawn: :D
 (03:09:35) Dawn: Of course, Dawn believes you.
 (03:09:41) Leon: YESSSS.
 (03:09:45) Leon: My subterfuge+manipulation is 2.
 (03:11:00) Dawn: "Erm, good... well, I thought I was crazy, but it sort of had a bunch of proof behind it when I found out some things... anyways, erm, well, Chad suggested I join you guys and I don't really know when exactly you guys do anything so..."
 (03:11:06) Dawn: Biggest Dawn speech ever?
 (03:11:19) Dawn: Dawn looks down, more than  alittle emarassed.
 (03:11:24) Dawn: embarrassed
 (03:11:25) Dawn: >_>
 (03:11:40) Leon: :D
 (03:12:13) Leon: "I... guess. But vampire hunting is really dangerous. Are you sure you want to become involved?"
 (03:13:28) Dawn: "I don't, not... really, but, well, it could save a lot of lives!" Dawn says with a hint of passion. "I mean, even if I don't fight, I could keep watch, and well, all employees can call Magadon ambulances for free..."
 (03:13:48) Dawn: I DEMAND YOUR VAMPIRE CORPSES
 (03:13:50) Dawn: ALL OF THEM
 (03:13:52) Dawn: FOR SCIENCE
 (03:14:29) Leon: "Oh, Magadon is some kind of hospital?" Leon says. "It's probably a bad idea to get your work involved in this, Dawn. Most people don't react well to being told which is... unfortunate."
 (03:15:24) Kit: Red! Red everywhere. Can't ruin it. Just reverse it. Yes. ◕ ‿ ◕
 (03:15:30) Dawn: "Well, it's a great company, does medicine, surgery, research... it's great, you know? I love working there. I, uhm, don't think they'd ask a lot of questions."
 (03:15:37) Leon: Filthy scum, you know not the dread powers you face.
 (03:15:40) Dawn: "They fixed a brain tumor for free and all for me..."
 (03:15:42) Slynet: Kit is now known as ◕_‿_◕.
 (03:15:44) Leon: With but a click, I would have you erased from the map.
 (03:15:45) ◕_‿_◕: ._.
 (03:16:00) Slynet: ◕_‿_◕ is now known as ◕‿‿◕.
 (03:16:03) ◕‿‿◕: :D
 (03:16:15) Slynet: ◕‿‿◕ is now known as ◕‿◕.
 (03:17:40) Leon: "Alright, just don't screw up too badly and I think you could join us. It'll be nice to have someone who's not borderline-retarded or a serial killer in training."
"You're in. Provided we get that facial recognition tech, that is. It'll help us find the vampires."
 (03:18:39) ◕‿◕: "It'll be nice to have someone who's not borderline-retarded or a serial killer in training?" I find this offensive.
 (03:18:57) Leon: Because I excluded Chad?
 (03:19:00) Leon: ...trololo
 (03:19:19) Dawn: "I'll..." Dawn pauses to yawn. "I'll try to get it. Just... let me know when things are happening? If I'm not working, I might be able to... do something..."
 (03:19:20) ◕‿◕: Who is officially in anyway?
 (03:19:27) Leon: Dunno.
 (03:19:38) Leon: Leon, Chad, Horace obvs.
 (03:19:43) Leon: Maybe Kit? DUNNO
 (03:19:52) ◕‿◕: Kit is quasibros with Leon but Chad and Horace are frighteningly incomptent and/or moronic.
 (03:19:55) Dawn: Lee probs.
 (03:20:11) Dawn: Dawn has NO PLANS to actually help in killing vampires.
 (03:20:12) Leon: "Cool! I have to go do track practice now. I'll let you go back to sleep."
 (03:20:14) Dawn: That's for you guys.
 (03:20:17) Dawn: I'll be useful in other ways!
 (03:20:19) Leon: :D
 (03:20:38) ◕‿◕: Leon won't kill anyone! Not even the pishtaco.
 (03:20:41) ◕‿◕: By Leon
 (03:20:45) ◕‿◕: I mean Kit.
 (03:20:49) Leon: Leon, Kit, and Dawn!
 (03:20:51) ◕‿◕: I'm just jelly of the name, clearly.
 (03:20:51) Leon: The useless combat trio.
 (03:20:57) ◕‿◕: We should form a new cell
 (03:20:58) Dawn: "Can't, I have class and work and... would you happen to uhm, know anything about a recent robbing of a delivery van?"
 (03:21:01) ◕‿◕: Of useless combat!
 (03:21:07) Dawn: Science cell you mean!
 (03:21:14) ◕‿◕: >Leon
 (03:21:17) ◕‿◕: >science
 (03:21:23) ◕‿◕: >kind of the future
 (03:22:11) ◕‿◕: Kit Dawn Monica 4lyfe though. That'd be a neat science cell.
 (03:22:22) Dawn: Leon could be a cool member too!
 (03:22:23) Leon: "No. But my sources told me Magadon has been dealing with stolen products, recently. They might know more. I can see if I could get any info on the robbery if you want."
 (03:22:33) Dawn: I don't reallllly want to be an official member of TGS, but it'd be nice to be close as possible.
 (03:22:37) ◕‿◕: They'd also spontaneously combust as soon as anyone tried to combat them.
 (03:22:43) Dawn: ALSO: sources
 (03:22:43) Dawn: >_>
 (03:22:46) ◕‿◕: That's how I feel about it too!
 (03:22:53) Leon: :D
 (03:22:54) ◕‿◕: Chad and Horace are incompatible with Kit.
 (03:23:01) ◕‿◕: Leon is bro, but... Chad and Horace.
 (03:23:05) Leon: Deal with it, Moogle! I have sources.
 (03:23:17) Dawn: "Well, it was Magadon that got stolen from. Might've been West Medical, but..."
 (03:23:35) Dawn: "I don't know, I'm kind of bad at all this," Dawn says quietly, a bit sadly.
 (03:23:50) Leon: "Why do you care about the robbery anyway?" Leon asks, confused. "You're not like the CEO are you?"
 (03:24:09) ◕‿◕: No, just obliged to love Magadon forever!
 (03:24:11) ◕‿◕: :D
 (03:25:10) Dawn: "Well, Magadon is such a great company that it would be terrible to have this go, uhm, untracked. You know, they might have stolen some sort of cancer cure... or uh, something else..." Dawn says. Like, say, a virus to kill everyone in this city. Or a baby devil or something.
 (03:25:27) ◕‿◕: She's allowed to think wrongly of them?
 (03:25:30) Dawn: Dawn says this quickly and is obviously kind-of-lying if you can succeed on a WITS + EMPATHY ROLL
 (03:25:32) ◕‿◕: Interesting.
 (03:25:34) Leon: YESSSSs
 (03:25:39) Dawn: She doesn't think wrong of them!
 (03:25:40) Slynet: Leon rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,1,5,8 (2 successes)
 (03:25:43) Leon: FEAR MY WITS AND EMPATHY
 (03:25:43) Dawn: A virus to kill everyone is valuable.
 (03:25:46) Dawn: We can research a cure for it!
 (03:26:00) ◕‿◕: You are not going to roll AGAINST the wits + empathy roll?
 (03:26:08) Dawn: The methods it uses to transfer could be replcicated for gene therapy or a supercure!
 (03:26:12) Dawn: No.
 (03:26:13) Dawn: Why would we?
 (03:26:16) ◕‿◕: Scum.
 (03:26:20) ◕‿◕: Why roll at all?
 (03:26:25) Dawn: Because!
 (03:26:27) Dawn: W're bad at this.
 (03:26:37) ◕‿◕: Oh, I can sympathise.
 (03:26:41) ◕‿◕: I'm bad at everything.
 (03:26:47) ◕‿◕: Except flooding this with OOC redtext.
 (03:27:17) Leon: "Cancer, eh? If it was a cancer cure, why bother robbing it? Formulas matter, not anything physical. You can't copy and sell the cancer cure because of trademark law, and what're the odds anyone's actually figured out how to cure it by now?"
 (03:27:27) Leon: Logic ensues!
 (03:27:34) Dawn: Well, Magadon has.
 (03:27:38) Dawn: They use purified vampire remains.
 (03:27:40) Dawn: It's pretty neat.
 (03:28:04) Leon: Clearly, the immortality messes up cell division.
 (03:28:17) ◕‿◕: y Leon so smart
 (03:28:26) ◕‿◕: Buy him another point of intelligence so he can be bro!
 (03:28:27) Dawn: "Look, it's really bad to be stolen from, and it would be really great for me if we could find it. If you can find out anything... just please let me know? I'll get you your facial recognition technology..."
 (03:28:28) Leon: because stfu roleplaying average intelligence is hard
 (03:28:35) Dawn: Speaking of which, did you want software or like a camerahardware or what?
 (03:28:41) ◕‿◕: It IS hard. :(
 (03:28:42) Leon: Software obvs.
 (03:29:05) Leon: Dawn: Premier moral authority of our time
 (03:29:14) Leon: Speaker of such wisdom as "It's really bad to be stolen from"
 (03:29:19) Dawn: that's amusing in so many ways
 (03:29:21) Dawn: :P
 (03:29:25) Dawn: she's a BAD liar
 (03:29:32) Dawn: i am using this scene as justification to get subterfuge
 (03:29:34) Dawn: oh and some occult
 (03:30:12) Leon: "Yea, sure. And what if I- er, we find whatever was robbed before Magadon does and decide to take a peek?"
 (03:30:24) Leon: The tough questions must be asked!
 (03:31:13) Dawn: "Uhm, I wouldn't recommend it, I mean, there is probably a reward, Magadon is really really good to people..." Dawn says, flustered.
 (03:31:16) Dawn: Leon is a hardhitter.
 (03:31:21) Dawn: Man, we should totally go on a date
 (03:31:25) Dawn: we're like perfect for each other
 (03:31:29) Leon: We totally should!
 (03:31:34) Leon: Then I can have no less than THREE LOVE INTERESTS
 (03:31:36) Dawn: leon + dawn 4eva? hahahaha to make grna rage
 (03:31:56) Leon: :D
 (03:32:27) Dawn: holy crap its 5:30 why god why
 (03:32:33) Leon: Poor Moogle.
 (03:32:37) Leon: Letme guess! You work tomorrow
 (03:32:40) Leon: FOR 12 HOURS
 (03:32:41) Dawn: quite
 (03:32:42) Dawn: no rush though
 (03:32:44) Dawn: i've gone this far
 (03:32:53) Dawn: this r good scene!
 (03:33:15) Leon: "Sure, I mean they're a hospital right? But look, if there's anything I should know before you join us, it'd be great to know like... now."
 (03:33:40) Dawn: hahahaha
 (03:33:43) ◕‿◕: He lies, he really wants nothing more than your company among the quasitards and serialkillerstobe.
 (03:34:01) Leon: Suspicious Dawn is just suspicious!
 (03:34:14) Leon: I mean, a student died to allergic bees
 (03:34:24) Leon: And a product by Magadon was implicated for its nonfunctionality
 (03:34:27) Dawn: "Well, uhm, my roommate... sells drugs," Dawn says, embarrassed. Drugselling is bad. "Chad bought some off her I think, and uhm, I'm good with animals..."
 (03:34:49) ◕‿◕: Oh Dawn.
 (03:34:53) ◕‿◕: The definition of beta.
 (03:35:10) Dawn: I'd like for her to be the best beta there ever was
 (03:35:17) Dawn: but manage to be beta in such a way that she gets what she wants
 (03:35:24) ◕‿◕: That does not even.
 (03:35:29) Dawn: :D
 (03:35:33) Dawn: its called SPENDING XP ON MANIP
 (03:35:33) ◕‿◕: You fluctuate, dearest Moggle
 (03:35:38) ◕‿◕: Between extremely beta
 (03:35:41) Leon: "So someone robbed your roommate's van of drugs," Leon says, understanding DAWNing. "And you want me to help her get them back?"
 (03:35:42) ◕‿◕: Extremely alpha
 (03:35:47) ◕‿◕: And extremely insane.
 (03:35:48) Dawn: when has Dawn been alpha?
 (03:35:49) Dawn: D:
 (03:35:56) ◕‿◕: I mean in your characters!
 (03:36:35) Dawn: "Uh, no. Magadon was robbed," Dawn says sincerely. "You just might want to know about Monica if she, uh, joins too. Chad seemed like he wanted her to, and she was really useful when that vampire attacked us..."
 (03:36:44) ◕‿◕: Melony was an ALPHA IN DISGUISE... disguised as a beta. The vampire whose name I forgot was alpha as can be. Iris was blatantly insane! Dawn is definition of beta.
 (03:37:01) Dawn: :D
 (03:37:03) Dawn: well I like variety
 (03:37:17) Dawn: Dawn will probably end up comfortably close to Melony at some point.
 (03:37:28) ◕‿◕: BUT YOU ONLY USE 3 STEREOTYPES. Waaait... how many stereotypes have I done?
 (03:37:29) Dawn: Who knows? Maybe not.
 (03:37:36) Leon: "She doesn't like sell hard stuff does she? That's illegal. I mean, more illegal than weed and alcohol."
 (03:37:46) ◕‿◕: Lol'd
 (03:38:09) Dawn: "I don't know!" Dawn says, sweating a little. "I don't do any of that! I have anxiety meds, nothing else!"
 (03:38:18) Dawn: Speaking of which, I am so popping a Calmanex right now.
 (03:38:28) Dawn: I obtain GLASS OF WATER to wash it down.
 (03:39:12) ◕‿◕: Dexter and James are same stereotype! Lucas and Kit are same stereotype. Or? No! Alex and Kit are same stereotype. Miriam has her own stereotype. That makes... THREE. Who am I to complain!
 (03:39:45) Dawn: my star wars character is going to be jean-luc picard in droid form
 (03:39:47) Dawn: it will be glorious
 (03:39:51) Dawn: i guess he counts as alpha
 (03:39:51) Dawn: :D
 (03:40:03) ◕‿◕: ...D:
 (03:40:21) ◕‿◕: SWDnD sounds terrible, and you should FEEL terrible!
 (03:40:31) Dawn: We'll see
 (03:40:39) Dawn: should be fun for a while, in any case.
 (03:40:39) Leon: "I can't be associated with like, drug dealing! I'm a star athlete, I'm only here because of scholarships. If I like, get caught with her I'd be finished. And I bet Chad only wants her around because she can hook him up. I'll have to talk to him about this."
 (03:41:27) Dawn: "Uhm, yeah, well, I think he'd just called you a faggot... but maybe try? I don't know, I like Monica and she's saved my life so... well, just thought you should know."
 (03:41:36) Dawn: "I'll do what I can and talk to you later, alright?"
 (03:42:35) ◕‿◕: Everyone likes Monica. ◕ ‿ ◕
 (03:44:03) Leon: Back!
 (03:44:10) Leon: Was fetching food.
 (03:44:23) ◕‿◕: Cottage chicken!
 (03:44:37) Leon: "Sure, sure. Nice meeting you Dawn."
 (03:44:51) Leon: Did you buy the STRIKING LOOKS MERIT you whore?
 (03:45:09) Leon: You did!
 (03:45:10) Leon: >:O
 (03:45:37) Leon: Leon will perhaps male gaze Dawn as discreetly as possible before leaving.
 (03:45:43) ◕‿◕: Striking looks? Merit? I don't understand.
 (03:46:02) Dawn: ;D
 (03:46:11) Dawn: "Uh, bye..."
 (03:46:17) Dawn: AND THUS SCENE ENDS
 (03:46:24) Leon: Hurray!
 (03:46:26) Dawn: i am afraid i must force you to post it as I must brush teeth and bed.
 (03:46:31) Dawn: Good conversation!
 (03:46:32) Leon: Very well.

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Re: RWOD: The Breakfast Hunting Club
« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2012, 06:39:11 AM »
Spoiler  :
(13:28:51) Slynet: Clownie logs into the Chat.
(13:29:15) Slynet: Leon enters the channel.
(13:29:20) Clownie: hiiii~
(13:29:23) Leon: y u gotta go and make things so complicated
(13:29:23) Clownie: thnx
(13:29:27) Clownie: :D
(13:29:32) Clownie: Now that I know
(13:29:33) Leon: i see the way you're acting like you're somebody else and making me so frustrated
(13:29:38) Clownie: I can break Slynet whenever I feel like it!
(13:29:46) Leon: Thou best not, whore.
(13:29:51) Clownie: I feel like merz.
(13:29:58) Leon: Or I shall invite the wrath of FIFTY THOUSAND BURNING SUNS upon you.
(13:30:06) Clownie: My nose is rnuning away!
(13:30:07) Leon: They will give you a nasty sunburn.
(13:30:09) Clownie: I must retrieve it.
(13:30:09) Leon: (And a great tan!)
(13:31:13) Leon: >:O
(13:32:02) Leon: Tell me when you've caught it then.
(13:34:21) Clownie: Nose retrieved.
(13:34:51) Slynet: Clownie is now known as Kit.
(13:35:07) Kit: Because chronology
(13:35:14) Leon: Because chronology!
(13:35:20) Leon: This has to be the NEXT DAY for Kit
(13:35:25) Leon: For Leon!
(13:35:32) Leon: So a brand new day!
(13:35:34) Leon: With nothing happening!
(13:35:35) Leon: :D
(13:35:41) Kit: But!
(13:35:59) Kit: Because chronology, Kit can have just gotten to watching them webcam filmeries
(13:36:04) Kit: yes?
(13:36:17) Kit: In other words, because fuck chronology.
(13:36:28) Leon: Indeed.
(13:36:47) Leon: It is a day when you probably arrive in le dorm to see Leon waiting for you!
(13:36:55) Leon: With a black eye.
(13:37:03) Kit: IT COULD BE VICE VERSA, but zat vill be adekvate.
(13:37:11) Kit: Chronologically, then, I have NOT YET reviewed the filmeries.
(13:37:26) Leon: Screw chronology we have plot!
(13:37:29) Kit: In fact, I actually return with a bag of webcams. And a jar.
(13:37:38) Kit: Of COOKING OIL.
(13:37:48) Kit: (I stole it and have not yet rolled morality, should talk to Raep about that)
(13:37:59) Leon: oh my god i stole some drugs too
(13:38:02) Kit: :D
(13:38:06) Leon: we both need to begin the slow slide into depravity over petty theft
(13:38:11) Kit: :D
(13:38:21) Kit: If Leon just sits there broodingly!
(13:38:25) Leon: Meanwhile, Moogle fails to typing notification
(13:38:28) Leon: SO LEON WILL TALK
(13:38:31) Kit: OKAY
(13:38:37) Kit: I was failing at description anyway!
(13:38:38) Leon: "Hello Kit! How's your day been?"
(13:38:40) Leon: :D
(13:38:44) Kit: õ_õ
(13:38:48) Kit: Filthy small talk social fu
(13:39:17) Kit: "Uh, well I feel like a stalker."
(13:39:25) Kit: I raise ze bag.
(13:39:36) Leon: "You were supposed to plant those."
(13:39:43) Kit: (it's days later)
(13:39:48) Kit: (feel free to retcon)
(13:39:51) Leon: Oh!
(13:39:53) Leon: FILTHY CHRONOLOGY
(13:39:57) Kit: :D
(13:40:07) Leon: "Did you get any evidence?"
(13:40:56) Kit: "Well I was going to watch their contents now. There's definitely something weird going on, though." Poor Kit.
(13:41:40) Leon: "You do that, but first I got a question for you. What's your father's name?"
(13:41:48) Leon: Blunt and to the point, GO.
(13:42:36) Kit: Allow me to check my CHARACTER SHEET for all these names are the same to me
(13:42:37) Kit: I think it's Rui
(13:43:09) Kit: I am good at this!
(13:43:17) Kit: "Rui. Why?" I ask somewhat suspiciously.
(13:43:17) Leon: oh my god I just realized leon is a complete misogynist
(13:43:18) Leon: assuming male
(13:43:43) Leon: Oh well!
(13:43:51) Kit: I'm pretty sure you've even heard Huang's name, man!
(13:44:04) Leon: how 2 spell lolo
(13:44:16) Kit: That's true.
(13:44:28) Leon: "Oh, that's cool then. I've been investigating this really shady 'Dr. H Chen' guy with links to Magadon and some pretty shady shit is all, and I thought that since you shared his last name... Well I guess I was a bit racist there, sorry."
(13:44:53) Leon: wait
(13:44:55) Kit: Is Magadon WELL KNOWN in-verse?
(13:44:55) Leon: you got away
(13:44:59) Leon: with naming your sister Mary Zhu?
(13:45:01) Leon: you magnificent bastard
(13:45:03) Kit: sister?
(13:45:07) Kit: stalker ex girlfriend
(13:45:07) Kit: :D
(13:45:12) Leon: ;D
(13:45:21) Kit: Grna hated me for it! :D
(13:45:22) Leon: I guess it would be?
(13:45:31) Leon: For a biomed major?
(13:45:32) Leon: Absolutely!
(13:47:39) Kit: "That might be Huang you're talking about," I say after some hesitation. "Didn't know she worked at Magadon... what do you mean, 'shady shit?'"
(13:48:32) Leon: "Uhm," Leon says, blushing. He takes out a glass vial of red liquid. "This. And other stuff lifted from a recent robbery. It's called 'W' apparently, and... I don't know if it really is all-natural."
(13:49:55) Kit: I roll my eyes. "I don't think Magadon is about herbal remedies, Leon. Why would you steal from them?"
(13:49:59) Kit: SOMEWHAT CONDESCENDING
(13:50:05) Kit: oblivious to my own thievery!
(13:50:56) Leon: "I didn't steal from them!" Leon says defensively. "I stole from my coach, who stole from them. Everyone in track is using this shit- it makes you faster but it also makes you... not... yourself... And I want to find out why and how. Do you know Dawn Forrester?"
(13:51:57) Kit: Good quessshun!
(13:51:59) Kit: I don't think I do.
(13:52:06) Kit: Let me check the class scene to see if I got her name.
(13:52:13) Kit: also, it's one R.
(13:52:13) Kit: :(
(13:52:47) Kit: Nah, I wouldn't have gotten her surname anyway!
(13:52:50) Leon: >:O
(13:52:59) Kit: "Can't say I do," I say expectantly.
(13:54:15) Leon: "She works for Magadon, and when I asked her what was in the shipment she got really shifty and wouldn't tell me. And whatever this is, it's got 'Dr. H. Chen' written all over it- so if you know who this guy is, I'd like some answers."
(13:55:50) Kit: "As I said, it might be my sister. I'll talk to her about it."
(13:55:59) Kit: How does one review webcam recordings!
(13:56:02) Kit: Upload through USB? ._.
(13:56:08) Leon: "That'd be great. Go watch your webcams now. You need any help with the tech?"
(13:56:09) Leon: I presume so!
(13:57:17) Kit: "Dude. I got into university, didn't I?" Oh, OOC self-deprecation!
(13:57:30) Leon: ;D
(13:57:39) Leon: Presumably, you watch it with Leon while eating delicious honey?
(13:57:42) Kit: incidentally, have you read my last scene?
(13:57:46) Kit: Correct!
(13:57:47) Kit: :D
(13:57:49) Leon: I read the summary!
(13:57:52) Leon: I 'll go read IN DEPTH
(13:57:59) Kit: You only really need one line.
(13:58:18) Kit: (18:09:02) Raepdog: Then, she leaves as she always does. Then at 6 PM you notice that Mary climbs through the bedroom window, and begins looking around- snooping in the bathroom, going through her photos, walking into the kitchen and looking at things before sitting on the couch out of boredom. Then Anne comes home, and because of no audio you can't hear what they talk about but they argue for a bit before Anne spits out a gray substance that covers Marry's mouth. Marry struggles to breathe as Anne drags her into the bedroom and grows what look like five long fangs, which then bite into Marry's neck- the next part is kind of graphic as she literally sucks her into nothing more than bones and skin with a few lumps that are probably organs. She stuffs this deflated body into the second black tub, and vomits something into the bucket before sealing it. She then goes to the bathroom and secretes more cooking oil stuff before going to bed.
(13:58:58) Leon: I read it!
(13:59:04) Leon: Jesus christ how horrifying.
(13:59:10) Kit: Indeed!
(13:59:12) Leon: But now, canonically, you feel a nap would be a good idea!
(13:59:21) Kit: Out of depression!
(13:59:37) Leon: Look at us, secretly altering canon without actually doing anything illegal!
(14:00:04) Kit: Kit breaks down crying and goes to lie down, anywhoozle.
(14:00:16) Leon: "...What the fuck."
(14:00:20) Leon: Is the entirety of Leon's reaction!
(14:00:35) Kit: 3 empathy Kit does not like seeing people die!
(14:00:49) Leon: Neither does 3 empathy Leon!
(14:01:05) Leon: "You've been dating that thing?"
(14:01:30) Leon: ....Leon is totally pocketing this video by the way.
(14:01:31) Leon: <3
(14:01:34) Leon: (he does that)
(14:01:37) Kit: :D
(14:01:41) Kit: Go N0!
(14:02:04) Leon: A megaton explosion of TRUTH soon.
(14:02:30) Kit: "I... We have to do something! She's packing up she's going to leave soon we can't let her kill more people!" I say, panicking and still crying quite profusely.
(14:03:53) Leon: "What the hell are we gonna do? I've never hefted a gun in my life, and I don't think either of us are born killers. We could call Horace and Chad, but...why? Why would she do this?"
(14:04:43) Kit: "I don't know, ASK HER!" I shout. Panic is fun!
(14:05:07) Leon: "You tried that! She just brushed you off, didn't she?"
(14:07:22) Kit: I sit up, face twisted by rage. "We'll kidnap her," I say in a broken voice. "She's a drifter, no one will miss her. It'll be fine. Then we'll find out if... if she has to kill people. If not... I... I don't know." Right now, Kit just wants to murder her! :D
(14:09:54) Leon: "Maybe she's just possessed," Leon says. "Or something. Maybe she's some sort of demon or something. Fuck, if we get Chad or Horace they'll just up and kill her- you don't know how brutal they are. They... back at the vampire's house they... killed an innocent guy...you know..."
(14:10:47) Kit: D:
(14:10:50) Kit: Interparty conflict!
(14:11:03) Kit: Can I reasonably acquire chloroform, wonder I?
(14:11:15) Leon: Would it work
(14:11:20) Leon: Or just make her ANGREH.
(14:11:36) Leon: Date-rape her, clearly.
(14:11:39) Kit: GOOD QUESTION
(14:11:47) Kit: No! Kidnap her and learn how she works.
(14:11:54) Kit: Then condition her into never murdering anyone.
(14:11:56) Leon: What I mean is
(14:11:57) Kit: Or just defang her.
(14:11:59) Leon: Get her on a date
(14:12:02) Leon: SLip something into her drink
(14:12:06) Kit: Oh.
(14:12:12) Kit: Well, that might not work?
(14:12:16) Leon: Indeed not.
(14:12:18) Kit: but then again it might work.
(14:12:22) Kit: Same as chloroform.
(14:12:29) Leon: You have resources 0 anyway
(14:12:34) Leon: Where would you get chloroform silly!
(14:12:37) Kit: YOU HAVE RESOURCES 1.
(14:13:02) Leon: D:
(14:13:25) Kit: Date-rape sounds like a good idea.
(14:13:38) Leon: If it doesn't work, the backup plan involves baseball bats.
(14:13:42) Leon: ;D?
(14:13:45) Kit: :D
(14:13:57) Kit: We'd probably lose a 2v1 against her!
(14:14:03) Kit: She has no chance of escape, however.
(14:14:09) Kit: OP Leon footchase.
(14:14:21) Leon: >:D
(14:14:29) Leon: I could chase her down, but what could I do if I caught her?
(14:14:45) Kit: Tackle her and wait for weakly Kit Chen to catch up :D
(14:15:22) Kit: "I... I need to think. I'll come up with something. We can't kill her," I say, and it is quite evident that I don't believe in the last sentence.
(14:15:26) Leon: Make sure she's actually not secretly not the Happy Ender first.
(14:15:55) Leon: "We can and we will if we can't stop her otherwise," Leon says with a grimace. "Think really hard, please?"


Summary:

Leon asks Kit about doctor H. Chen when Kit returns from collecting webcams. They conversate, and it is concluded that Kit will talk to Huang about Magadon, and the strange drug if she is forthcoming.

Then, in a shocking twist of canon, they watch the webcam recordings (refer to Kit's character thread) together! They do not formulate a plan aside from "pls no get chad/horace they are evil murderers).

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Re: RWOD: The Breakfast Hunting Club
« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2012, 02:33:26 AM »
Dawn and Leon have a conversation at a pizza place! Leon trades an injector of W for facial recognition software. They talk, and Dawn agrees to accompany Leon/Kit to confront Kit's girlfriend!
Later, Leon discovers that the facial recognition software was ONLY A TRIAL EDITION.
CURSE YOU MAGADOOOOOON
Spoiler  :

 (2012.08.09 - 01:37:14) Dawn: so I shall send un TEXTE to a certain LEON
 (2012.08.09 - 01:37:24) Dawn: "I have your software. Where do we meet?"
 (2012.08.09 - 01:37:24) Leon: Dawn is rendering facial recognition unto me!
 (2012.08.09 - 01:37:55) Leon: "how about the pizza place on campus?"
 (2012.08.09 - 01:37:56) Raepdog: Leon, do you put the CD in your computer?
 (2012.08.09 - 01:37:57) Leon: :D
 (2012.08.09 - 01:38:05) Leon: Well, if we're gonna skip the conversation.
 (2012.08.09 - 01:38:08) Raepdog: oh, wait, nvm
 (2012.08.09 - 01:38:24) Leon: You can plot if you want, else it's just a conversation and we can do this in another channel!
 (2012.08.09 - 01:38:29) Dawn: "meet you there!"
 (2012.08.09 - 01:39:04) Raepdog: "Now thats a spicy meatball, justa like my grand-papa woulda make!" says one Generic Italian to another.
 (2012.08.09 - 01:39:07) Dawn: :D
 (2012.08.09 - 01:39:08) Leon: To the pizza place, then!
 (2012.08.09 - 01:39:10) Dawn: It's awesome!
 (2012.08.09 - 01:39:19) Dawn: Dawn will be there when you arrive!
 (2012.08.09 - 01:39:29) Dawn: She's dressed a little bit more fancy than you've seen her!
 (2012.08.09 - 01:39:30) Dawn: Work clothes.
 (2012.08.09 - 01:39:34) Dawn: The time is irrelevant.
 (2012.08.09 - 01:39:44) DONTE_THE_DOMON_KALUR: whore
 (2012.08.09 - 01:39:46) Leon: "Hello Dawn. Want to get some food while we talk?"
 (2012.08.09 - 01:40:00) Dawn: "Hey, uhm, sure!"
 (2012.08.09 - 01:40:14) DONTE_THE_DOMON_KALUR: i need to find
 (2012.08.09 - 01:40:18) Dawn: I shall order ze SPICY MEATBALL
 (2012.08.09 - 01:40:24) DONTE_THE_DOMON_KALUR: a weaboo picture for dawn
 (2012.08.09 - 01:40:30) Dawn: I posted my pic
 (2012.08.09 - 01:40:31) Dawn: in my thread
 (2012.08.09 - 01:40:32) Dawn: >_>
 (2012.08.09 - 01:40:44) DONTE_THE_DOMON_KALUR: but it is not weaboo
 (2012.08.09 - 01:40:50) Leon: "Alright. You got it then?"
 (2012.08.09 - 01:41:11) Dawn: "Uh, yes. For a price."
 (2012.08.09 - 01:41:17) DONTE_THE_DOMON_KALUR: Megapwn's picture is the best picture
 (2012.08.09 - 01:42:00) Leon: "I thought we already negotiated that price," Leon says. "You get into the cell."
 (2012.08.09 - 01:42:15) Leon: Why is he calling it a cell?
 (2012.08.09 - 01:42:16) Leon: Oh well.
 (2012.08.09 - 01:42:17) Dawn: "No, no, I had to pay a price..." Dawn says.
 (2012.08.09 - 01:42:20) Dawn: She's bad at this.
 (2012.08.09 - 01:42:41) Dawn: "I need the box that was stolen," Dawn says quickly after.
 (2012.08.09 - 01:42:46) Dawn: (EAT IT)
 (2012.08.09 - 01:42:51) Raepdog: A person dressed as a Samurai serves you with a smile, "The Super Spice Beatball for the lady, and a slice of our best Bar-Bee-Cute Pizza for the man." She serves Dawn a Meatball that looks like a 1-UP Mushroom and gives Leon a slice of pizza shaped like a chick.
 (2012.08.09 - 01:43:03) Leon: o_O
 (2012.08.09 - 01:43:23) Leon: "The box full of this stuff?" Leon says as he takes out the injector of red and puts it on the table.
 (2012.08.09 - 01:43:39) Dawn: :D
 (2012.08.09 - 01:43:47) Leon: No!
 (2012.08.09 - 01:43:52) Leon: But I stole an injector of the stuff from COACH.
 (2012.08.09 - 01:44:01) Dawn: FASCINATING.
 (2012.08.09 - 01:44:38) Dawn: "... huh," Dawn says, inspecting it. "How'd you find it?"
 (2012.08.09 - 01:44:42) Raepdog: That looks like Magadon equipment.. and wow, it even has Dr. H Chen on it. It is silver with a red glass thing of red liquid with a big old W on it. Fuck, this is Yellow-Class security according to the foil.
 (2012.08.09 - 01:44:59) Clownie: >H. Chen
>yellow-class security
 (2012.08.09 - 01:45:05) Leon: "I want my questions answered first. What, exactly, is this?"
 (2012.08.09 - 01:45:22) Slynet: Clownie is now known as ◕‿◕.
 (2012.08.09 - 01:45:29) ◕‿◕: ◕ ‿ ◕
 (2012.08.09 - 01:45:40) Leon: Damnit Clownie that could have broken the chat!
 (2012.08.09 - 01:45:53) Slynet: DONTE_THE_DOMON_KALUR is now known as ◕‿‿◕.
 (2012.08.09 - 01:45:58) ◕‿◕: No! I renamed to ◕‿◕, not ◕ ‿ ◕
 (2012.08.09 - 01:46:07) Leon: >:O!
 (2012.08.09 - 01:46:08) Dawn: "This? This is important, this is... this is special. You uhm, know about vee's, right?"
 (2012.08.09 - 01:46:17) ◕‿‿◕: what?
 (2012.08.09 - 01:46:18) Dawn: VAMPIRES CLEARLY
 (2012.08.09 - 01:46:33) ◕‿◕: ◕ ‿ ◕
 (2012.08.09 - 01:46:41) Leon: "I told you I'm a professional... 'vee' hunter, right?"
 (2012.08.09 - 01:46:42) Slynet: /rn ◕‿‿◕ rolls 2d10 dice with 8-again. Result: 9,4 | 4 (1 success)
 (2012.08.09 - 01:46:46) ◕‿‿◕: aww
 (2012.08.09 - 01:46:50) ◕‿‿◕: tried r1
 (2012.08.09 - 01:47:02) Leon: I have killed DOZENS OF VAMPIRES IN MY DAY
 (2012.08.09 - 01:47:09) Leon: Bragging is fun!
 (2012.08.09 - 01:47:26) Slynet: Jarkill rolls 1d20 and gets 6.
 (2012.08.09 - 01:47:33) Jarkill: Eh, I preferred my earlier roll :P
 (2012.08.09 - 01:47:34) ◕‿◕: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pr​ofession
 (2012.08.09 - 01:47:52) Slynet: Nathaniel has been logged out (Timeout).
 (2012.08.09 - 01:47:57) Dawn: "Well, yeah, I guess... well, I can't say for sure, but this looks like something that could heal a lot of people. I am... prevented from revealing company secrets, you understand, but suffice it to say that I know what Chen was working on and this is amazing," Dawn says with some wonder in her voice.
 (2012.08.09 - 01:48:34) Leon: "Heal people, sure. Make them lose their minds? Yeah, it does that too. Personal experience. Care to explain more?"
 (2012.08.09 - 01:48:58) Slynet: ◕‿‿◕ has been logged out (Timeout).
 (2012.08.09 - 01:51:47) Dawn: "Well, as I've heard in some rumors, it could heal that which isn't healable by normal science. Lung cancer? Emphysema? I can't guarantee that, but... I don't know why this is so... secure, though, as I was shown this sort of stuff and... maybe it's even better refined?"
 (2012.08.09 - 01:52:14) ◕‿◕: Raep! Leon has stolen drugs and Kit hs stolen jars. Do we roll morality?
 (2012.08.09 - 01:52:29) Leon: "You said normal science. Why 'normal'? What's in this stuff?"
 (2012.08.09 - 01:52:38) Leon: Leon needs more points in ASKING HARD QUESTIONS
 (2012.08.09 - 01:52:42) Leon: Maybe a specialty.
 (2012.08.09 - 01:53:17) Dawn: I glance around neighboring tables. "You know very well, I think."
 (2012.08.09 - 01:53:38) ◕‿◕: Jars. From Ann.
 (2012.08.09 - 01:53:48) Leon: "...You can't be serious. Tell me you're not serious."
 (2012.08.09 - 01:53:56) ◕‿◕: Also girlfriend oil and sludgeslime.
 (2012.08.09 - 01:54:07) Leon: Wants to roll morality? NEVER
 (2012.08.09 - 01:54:18) Leon: You cannot steal
 (2012.08.09 - 01:54:21) Leon: What has already been stoled.
 (2012.08.09 - 01:54:25) Leon: Clearly.
 (2012.08.09 - 01:55:26) Dawn: "Very serious. You know as well as I do that there's only one way we can get more..."
 (2012.08.09 - 01:55:55) Dawn: "Assuming this is what it might be. I don't really know, and I don't think anyone is ever going to tell me unless I, uh, do some digging."
 (2012.08.09 - 01:56:06) Raepdog: Dawn, roll Medicine + Int.
 (2012.08.09 - 01:56:15) Leon: "I'm...not sure how I feel about this, Dawn. Is this... moral?"
 (2012.08.09 - 01:56:23) Slynet: /rn Dawn rolls 6 dice with 10-again. Result: 2,9,6,8,3,7 (2 successes)
 (2012.08.09 - 01:56:37) ◕‿◕: Quickly!
 (2012.08.09 - 01:56:46) ◕‿◕: Have a 2 hour talk about philosophy!
 (2012.08.09 - 01:56:55) Leon: Excellent plane.
 (2012.08.09 - 01:56:58) Raepdog: "What is morality?" says Ashton.
 (2012.08.09 - 01:57:04) Leon: I really like its propellors, Clownie.
 (2012.08.09 - 01:57:12) ◕‿◕: In order to rein in the snark, I'm gonna go eat.
 (2012.08.09 - 01:57:34) Dawn: "Saving lives is moral," Dawn says. "Getting rid of things that want to hurt you is moral."
 (2012.08.09 - 01:58:27) Raepdog: "M Oral is also Moral." says Ashton.
 (2012.08.09 - 01:58:54) Leon: "I guess. But wouldn't you have to keep them... against their will... and feed them, too? What about the side effects of using this stuff, Dawn? Somehow I doubt Magadon is doing extensive studies on that."
 (2012.08.09 - 02:00:01) Dawn: "What?" Dawn exclaims. "Of course Magadon would do extensive studies on anything that could be dangerous. And, well, I don't really think you keep them... alive?"
 (2012.08.09 - 02:01:41) Raepdog: If you recall, it is made from blood slushie- the result of killing them. Although, they said a live one could be interesting.
 (2012.08.09 - 02:01:49) Leon: "This whole business seems shaky. I hope you know what you're doing Dawn," Leon says as he pockets the injector. "There's a whole box of them that fell off the truck during the robbery. My track coach bought them off a drug dealer, it seems. The robber and whatever he had? I don't know where that is. Maybe if I had the facial recognition tech I could help you find it."
 (2012.08.09 - 02:02:31) Dawn: "And maybe I could give you the facial recognition if you would give me that injector there," Dawn says, pleading a bit.
 (2012.08.09 - 02:03:04) Leon: "This? There are more of these. This is just one. If you want it, have it."
 (2012.08.09 - 02:03:11) Dawn: :D
 (2012.08.09 - 02:04:36) Dawn: "That would be great..." Dawn says, relieved.
 (2012.08.09 - 02:04:48) Dawn: Dawn ruffles in her purse and brings out a teddy bear.
 (2012.08.09 - 02:05:06) Dawn: She puts it back quickly and tries again, bringing out a CD!
 (2012.08.09 - 02:05:12) Leon: :D
 (2012.08.09 - 02:05:14) Dawn: SHALL WE TRADE SIR
 (2012.08.09 - 02:05:19) Leon: LET US TRADE.
 (2012.08.09 - 02:05:37) Dawn: "This is what you wanted," Dawn says, giving him the CD for the injector!
 (2012.08.09 - 02:05:59) Dawn: "Uhm... good doing business with you?" Dawn says, a bit awkwardly.
 (2012.08.09 - 02:06:27) Raepdog: Calmanex- stopping awkward one pill at a time!
 (2012.08.09 - 02:06:32) Leon: Leon takes it!
"Thanks. You're alright, Dawn. I'm just worried about your workplace. Speaking of which, since you're in the group and all, I thought I should inform you what's going down in case you wanted to help."
 (2012.08.09 - 02:06:47) Leon: "Have you met Kit Chen?"
 (2012.08.09 - 02:06:57) Dawn: "Uh... no?"
 (2012.08.09 - 02:07:21) Raepdog: A hornet lands on Dawn's hand.
 (2012.08.09 - 02:07:31) Dawn: FUCK BEES
 (2012.08.09 - 02:07:43) Dawn: (hornets in particular)
 (2012.08.09 - 02:07:45) Leon: "He's my roommate. His girlfriend is apparently some weird flesh-eating monstrosity," Leon says. "We're going to do uh, something about her."
 (2012.08.09 - 02:08:35) Dawn: "... what?" Dawn asks. "Why'd he ask her out?"
 (2012.08.09 - 02:10:05) Leon: "He's Asian, mediocre in looks, and he was rather... large. At least before he started dating her. Now he's as thin as a rail. And she kind of asked him out, I believe. Given that she's rather attractive...I mean, I would have dated her."
 (2012.08.09 - 02:10:32) Raepdog: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3​ORyzVd1KeA
 (2012.08.09 - 02:10:42) Raepdog: Huh, Dr. Chen also was Asian!
 (2012.08.09 - 02:10:52) Dawn: "And, uh, you're sure he just didn't start working out?"
 (2012.08.09 - 02:11:27) Leon: "You can't lose that much weight in a week legally. We're talking like, a hundred pounds in a few days."
 (2012.08.09 - 02:11:43) Dawn: "... and how do you know she did it?"
 (2012.08.09 - 02:12:23) Leon: "We have footage of her eating someone. It was pretty... horrific..."
 (2012.08.09 - 02:13:34) Dawn: "... oh," Dawn says, going a little pale.
 (2012.08.09 - 02:14:45) Leon: "...Yea. I'd understand if you wanted no part in it. She grew like...claws, and...was some sort of horrible beast..."
 (2012.08.09 - 02:15:24) Dawn: "... uh."
 (2012.08.09 - 02:15:35) Dawn: "Well, I would like to help in any way I can..."
 (2012.08.09 - 02:16:13) Leon: "Which would be? What are you good at?"
 (2012.08.09 - 02:16:42) Leon: Pour VAMPIRE blood in mouth
 (2012.08.09 - 02:16:49) Raepdog: "Popping pills."
 (2012.08.09 - 02:16:50) Leon: We must SCIENCE up this supernatural biofuel machine.
 (2012.08.09 - 02:17:02) Raepdog: "Head." says AShton.
 (2012.08.09 - 02:17:26) Raepdog: "Pretty good at underestimating herself" says Lance
 (2012.08.09 - 02:17:32) Raepdog: "Head." says Chad
 (2012.08.09 - 02:17:48) Dawn: "Uhm... I could be a distraction? I have a gun and my dad is a police officer, I can... shoot..." Dawn says, going even paler.
 (2012.08.09 - 02:18:26) Leon: "Uhm. That sounds...really useful..."
 (2012.08.09 - 02:18:31) Leon: ;D
 (2012.08.09 - 02:18:36) Leon: She's becoming more pale?
 (2012.08.09 - 02:18:38) Leon: OBVIOUS VAMPIRE
 (2012.08.09 - 02:18:43) Dawn: she's scared clearly
 (2012.08.09 - 02:18:47) Dawn: OF BEING A VAMPIRE
 (2012.08.09 - 02:18:48) Dawn: hahahaha
 (2012.08.09 - 02:19:05) Dawn: "Well, I don't know, what do you want me to do?" Dawn asks.
 (2012.08.09 - 02:19:18) Dawn: "I haven't killed hundreds of vampires like you have!'
 (2012.08.09 - 02:20:08) Raepdog: HUNDREDS, NO MORE, NO LESS.
 (2012.08.09 - 02:20:15) Leon: "Oh, no need to flatter me, it was only a few dozen vampires," Leon says with a grin. "You don't have to fight. You could help us out in other ways."
 (2012.08.09 - 02:20:33) Dawn: "Well, that would be cool, what can I do?"
 (2012.08.09 - 02:20:59) Raepdog: "Cleanup and disposal." says Lance.
 (2012.08.09 - 02:21:43) Leon: "I have no idea," Leon shrugs. "We'll figure something out, eventually. In the meantime you should come with us when we confront her."
 (2012.08.09 - 02:21:57) Leon: :D
 (2012.08.09 - 02:22:01) Leon: So welcome Moogle!
 (2012.08.09 - 02:22:10) Leon: It's called
 (2012.08.09 - 02:22:12) Leon: 'meat shield'
 (2012.08.09 - 02:22:31) Dawn: "Oh... okay..."
 (2012.08.09 - 02:22:38) Dawn: "I'll be there."
 (2012.08.09 - 02:23:29) Leon: "Good!" Leon says. "Hey, why don't you stop by my room later? You should meet Kit. He's gonna need a new girlfriend, after all."
 (2012.08.09 - 02:23:56) Dawn: "... are you all like Chad?" Dawn asks, a bit worried.
 (2012.08.09 - 02:24:32) Leon: "Chad is a unique snowflake," Leon explains. "I'm not sure anyone could be quite like Chad. Kit's a nice guy. He's really smart."
 (2012.08.09 - 02:25:31) Dawn: "That would be... nice..." Dawn says. "I guess I'll stop by at least and see if I can't help him anyway..."
 (2012.08.09 - 02:26:13) Leon: "You do that!" Leon says cheerfully, getting up to leave. "I'm gonna go play with my shiny new tech."
 (2012.08.09 - 02:26:53) Dawn: "I have to get to work too, I gues..."
 (2012.08.09 - 02:26:54) Dawn: :D
 (2012.08.09 - 02:26:58) Dawn: A GOOD SCENE END?
 (2012.08.09 - 02:27:01) Leon: INDEED
 (2012.08.09 - 02:27:14) Dawn: YOU POST THIS ONE I DID THE LAST ONE
 (2012.08.09 - 02:27:17) Raepdog: Just for the future, when Leon boots up the technology he will notice that it is set to "Trial Edition" and cannot be set for individual people, it is only set for 'Blur'. It will begin going through your video footage now.
 (2012.08.09 - 02:27:19) Dawn: and i have 3 other scenes to summarize anyways
 (2012.08.09 - 02:27:42) Leon: Oh Dawn!
 (2012.08.09 - 02:28:53) Leon: BUT
 (2012.08.09 - 02:28:56) Leon: I LOST THE FULL LOGS MOOGLE
 (2012.08.09 - 02:29:10) Leon: It'd be just terrible if I had to go back and retrieve them.
 (2012.08.09 - 02:29:22) Raepdog: bitch at me for xp later
 (2012.08.09 - 02:29:25) Raepdog: i must sleep
 (2012.08.09 - 02:29:50) Leon: I demand 9000 XP!
 (2012.08.09 - 02:30:22) Leon: You disgust me.

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Re: RWOD: The Breakfast Hunting Club
« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2012, 04:55:54 AM »
Spoiler  In which Kit meets Dawn:
(13:01:46) Dawn: ANYWAYS SCENE SETTING: Kit is in dorm when Dawn is going to pay a visit.
(13:01:50) Dawn: I do hope this is sufficient.
(13:02:02) Dawn: Dawn is wearing some fairly nice clothing! Business attire in fact.
(13:02:03) Fle: Zat vill be adequate.
(13:02:06) Dawn: It is around le evening.
(13:02:08) Dawn: I shall...
(13:02:10) Dawn: KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR
(13:02:13) Dawn: quietly
(13:02:17) Fle: I will be useless describer of minor details!
(13:02:24) Dawn: Go into my hair!
(13:02:26) Dawn: It's blonde!
(13:02:26) Fle: The knock resonates deeply but heartily through the wood.
(13:02:50) Fle: Little clouds of dust, invisible to the eye, are knocked about from their lodgings on the polished surface.
(13:02:53) Dawn: "Mmmm" say the spirits of the wood as the resonations slowly come to a halt.
(13:03:29) Dawn: pls
(13:03:39) Dawn: kit
(13:03:40) Dawn: kit pls
(13:03:58) Kit: (13:01:22) Dawn: Also: it's based vaguely on (or sounds like) German to me
(13:04:02) Kit: It is based on but does not sound liek!
(13:04:03) Fle: Kit feels slow to respond.
(13:04:04) Kit: D:
(13:04:20) Fle: Eventually, however, the rarefactions and compressions of the air make an unmistakeable impression on him:
(13:04:22) Fle: The door is being knocked.
(13:04:28) Dawn: Neurons fire in his brain.
(13:04:31) Kit: I enjoyed being all thirdpersonlike in VIV scene, so I'm going to make that Standard Clown RP Procedure.
(13:04:34) Dawn: He considers this fact, and comes to a conlusion...
(13:04:42) Dawn: I switch between first/third
(13:04:44) Dawn: I prefer third.
(13:04:53) Fle: I can't help but firstperson.
(13:04:55) Kit: I used to do third all the time!
(13:05:00) Fle: Even if it's creepy and I don't associate with my characters all that strongly.
(13:05:06) Kit: Then I went into first with Lucas as an experiment, strictly limiting myself
(13:05:12) Kit: It was weird at times
(13:05:15) Kit: but I got used to it
(13:05:18) Dawn: I only associate with my characters during times of high emotional stress!
(13:05:20) Dawn: uh, usually
(13:05:21) Dawn: kind of?
(13:05:26) Kit: but third person with Miriam was so much better
(13:05:36) Kit: so it is now standard again and I need not make another experiment.
(13:05:37) Dawn: You know what's awesome, Clownie? Answering the door.
(13:05:42) Kit: CORRECT
(13:05:45) Fle: Kit begins to feel guilty about not answering the door.
(13:05:48) Dawn: Social norms scream at you: DO NOT LEAVE THEM HANGING
(13:05:58) Fle: Idly, neurons in his brain ponder how Leon would be so much better at this social situation than Kit could ever manage.
(13:06:16) Fle: Leon is so smart, and attractive, and cool, the neurons idly ponder. If only we could be in his brain.
(13:06:29) Dawn: A few neurons fantasize about how could be at the door: a sexy beautiful woman, a vampire, the fish taco, someone delivering a package...
(13:06:37) Dawn: who*
(13:07:01) Kit: Kit slowly grinds his feet along the floor, taking a full ten minutes to reach the door. Then he stands dumbly, drooling, before finally moving his hand retardedly to twist the knob or turn the handle. Then his brain then suddenly starts functioning! "Hi. Looking for Leon?" he says when he sees Generic Beautiful Woman outside.
(13:07:07) Kit: DID YOU KNOW: most people in this game are unusually attractive.
(13:07:08) Fle: :D
(13:07:18) Dawn: Be honest with yourself here Clownie
(13:07:18) Fle: Leon doesn't have striking looks!
(13:07:23) Dawn: what merit is better than striking looks?
(13:07:25) Dawn: answer: none
(13:07:28) Kit: It is true.
(13:07:34) Fle: I should buy it for the lulz.
(13:07:34) Kit: I generally dislike merits!
(13:07:35) Dawn: none that provide better mechanical advantages
(13:07:35) Dawn: >_>
(13:07:43) Kit: ...
(13:07:45) Kit: fighting style: anything
(13:07:53) Fle: Fighting style: Fighting
(13:07:57) Kit: :D
(13:08:04) Dawn: ... fighting?
(13:08:07) Dawn: you plan on actually fighting?
(13:08:11) Dawn: Are you guys like retarded?
(13:08:11) Kit: No.
(13:08:13) Kit: I do not.
(13:08:23) Kit: Hence why I have Encyclopedic Knowledge, Unseen Sense and Chinese.
(13:08:30) Fle: There is an awkward silence between the two people, as they stare at each other and Dawn fails to respond in any meaningful way.
(13:08:46) Kit: :D
(13:08:47) Fle: She wishes she could say something to this beautiful Asian man before her, but she is struck dumb.
(13:08:49) Kit: She drools.
(13:08:50) Fle: Could this be love at first sight?
(13:08:55) Dawn: "Oh, uhm, hi. I just talked to Leon, actually, he said I should come and... say hi?" Dawn finishes a bit lamely as she looks at this silly azn kid.
(13:09:15) Kit: A dazzling show of social incompetence.
(13:09:19) Fle: But secretly, Dawn wants to do so much more than say hello.
(13:09:19) Kit: I am afraid it shall become mutual.
(13:09:22) Dawn: Quite.
(13:09:26) Dawn: We're... made for each other.
(13:09:35) Fle: Meanwhile, Kit's brain finishes its scientific calculations.
(13:09:47) Fle: Dawn's waist to hip ratio and facial symmetry mark her as an adequate mating partner.
(13:10:11) Fle: Ancient algorithms of desire are executed in tandem, neurons recently reserved for another.
(13:10:23) Fle: (FEL: making this creepy just fory ou)
(13:10:32) Kit: "What for?" Kit says.
(13:10:36) Kit: I was going to add a RUDE COMMENT
(13:10:37) Kit: but then
(13:10:44) Kit: I remembered Kit is Kit and Dawn has striking looks
(13:10:45) Dawn: STRIKING LOOKS
(13:10:50) Dawn: See?
(13:10:54) Kit: the former is reason enough by itself
(13:10:56) Dawn: It provides so many advantages it's dumb not to take it.
(13:11:09) Fle: Dawn secretly ponders why she must be cursed to be so beautiful.
(13:11:10) Kit: IRL, I insult pretty people more often!
(13:11:16) Kit: They tend to be lamer than nonpretty people.
(13:11:17) Fle: Already, she can see Kit's interest plain as day.
(13:11:22) Fle: If only a man could love her for who she was.
(13:11:29) Fle: Someone strong, and accomplished, and attractive, and clever, and kind.
(13:11:30) Kit: Oh Fle!
(13:11:31) Dawn: "Something about your ex-girlfriend sucking all of the fat out of you?" Dawn says a bit nervously.
(13:11:32) Fle: Someone like Leon.
(13:11:36) Kit: Thou makest this scene excellent.
(13:11:36) Fle: She banishes the thought.
(13:11:57) Dawn: XD
(13:12:02) Fle: And indeed, Dawn comes to the startling realization that Kit could pass for a starving Ethiopian child with ease.
(13:12:25) Kit: Kit, having looked suspicious up until now, suddenly looks tired. "...Oh. Come in, I guess." Where is Leon anyway?
(13:12:39) Dawn: Leon is actually observing all of this through a hidden camera.
(13:12:40) Fle: Meanwhile, far away in another part of town, Leon is not here unless you actually need him to be here.
(13:12:47) Dawn: He slowly places his hand on his zipper...
(13:12:49) Fle: "What a strange limbo in which I exist," he thinks idly to himself.
(13:12:50) Dawn: Or is that too creepy?
(13:12:53) Dawn: Probably.
(13:12:59) Fle: :D
(13:13:11) Fle: The lighting of the dorm room is sensual.
(13:13:11) Dawn: I come in to view your dorm!
(13:13:16) Dawn: Which is... INSERT DETAILS
(13:13:21) Fle: There is a strong and manly odor of tacos and burritos inside.
(13:13:43) Fle: A stark, artistic division exists between the two halves of the room: One belongs to the dreamy Leon, and Dawn cannot help but feel attracted to that side of the room.
(13:13:49) Fle: She wonders what it would be like to sniff his laundry.
(13:13:56) Fle: >:D
(13:14:06) Fle: All of this is canon.
(13:14:11) Dawn: "Well, I'm studying biology and I work at Magadon, sos, uhm, I thought I could offer some help. I mean, if you could think of anything that might help."
(13:14:18) Fle: BRB!
(13:14:19) Kit: Kit's part of the room is nondescript and utterly devoid of decoration.
(13:14:20) Kit: ^_^
(13:14:24) Fle: I trust you can continue on with implied sexual undertones.
(13:14:34) Kit: Implied?
(13:14:45) Fle: There are blatant ones too!
(13:14:56) Fle: Personally, I'm shipping Dawn/door at the moment.
(13:15:05) Fle: The way she sent that door shivering with excitement when she knocked it...
(13:15:13) Fle: Well, Dawn just may be knocked up.
(13:15:18) Dawn: XD
(13:17:35) Dawn: Good chat Kit.
(13:18:06) Kit: "Okay. Well the thing is, Leon's... friends... have got this vampire hunting thing going on. You know, get drunk, pick up weapons, kill people who might be vampires. Now, Ann is a living, breathing person and I don't actually want to hurt her. I want to figure out how she works. So, uh... if you have access to, like, some drug I can use to knock her out, that'd be great." Kit speaks quickly, obviously stressed.
(13:18:37) Fle: A use for Dawn?
(13:18:41) Fle: ...NAH we'll just buy roofies.
(13:18:45) Dawn: I AM SO FOR THIS
(13:18:48) Dawn: SO FOR THIS
(13:19:06) Kit: Question: does chloroform actually work like in ze movies?
(13:19:24) Kit: It seems dubious.
(13:19:32) Kit: I know it's an anaesthetic, but INSTAKNOCKOUT?
(13:19:51) Fle: Dunno!
(13:19:53) Fle: Mayprobably
(13:20:00) Dawn: "You... aren't like the rest of them," Dawn says, surprised. "Did you know Chad saved some sort of sex-slaves with a drinking contest? I was honestly hoping I'd never have to go through something like that again in my life."
(13:20:00) Fle: Then again, in the movies being shot == instant dead
(13:20:23) Fle: At the mention of the word "sex", the room becomes filled with a sudden realization of mutual interest.
(13:20:29) Dawn: :P
(13:20:30) Kit: lol
(13:20:36) Fle: Dawn can hardly restrain herself.
(13:21:10) Dawn: Kit?
(13:21:23) Dawn: Kit's imagination grows, consumes his attention.
(13:21:34) Dawn: His hands, Dawn's clothing... deep, sensual strokes...
(13:21:42) Dawn: He snaps back into the real world and gives the following response:
(13:22:45) Kit: "...What? I... I don't even want to know. Ann's been packing up, she moves around so she doesn't get caught. We need to do something today, so... yeah. If you want to help, great. If not..." Kit shrugs. He obviously hopes for dem chemicals though.
(13:23:16) Dawn: Maaaaaan.
(13:24:22) Dawn: "Uh, well, I admit I would really prefer to not have to kill anyone or have anyone get... y'know, hurt. Uhm, I got some software for Leon, but my superiors wanted something in return. I don't suppose you have anything you can offer for them?"
(13:27:55) Kit: "Would they be interested in studying Ann, too? They're Magadon, after all. I can give you a copy of the... video file..." Kit says, tearing up a bit. "Uh, sorry. Anyway, she's some kind of monster, or, I don't know. Magadon apparently deals with some pretty shady stuff, so if they'd be interested... that's really all I have." He sighs.
(13:28:14) Kit: Meanwhile on Clownie's iTunes, Amanda Somerfield sings about WHAT KIND OF LOVE
(13:28:14) Dawn: HOW DO YOU KNOW ANY OF THAT
(13:28:17) Kit: How despicable
(13:28:20) Kit: Leon told me!
(13:28:22) Kit: Implied.
(13:28:27) Dawn: LEON IS A TOTAL JERK
(13:28:30) Kit: Also, encyclopedic knowledge.
(13:28:31) Slynet: Kit rolls 7 dice with 10-again. Result: 5,1,8,4,8,6,5 (2 successes)
(13:28:33) Dawn: I am here to DEFEND COMPANY INTERESTS DAMNIT
(13:28:36) Kit: See! I know about Magadon.
(13:28:41) Dawn: YOU KNOW
(13:28:42) Dawn: THEY SELL DRUGS
(13:28:45) Dawn: AND HAVE AMBULANCES
(13:28:47) Dawn: AND HELP PEOPLE
(13:28:48) Dawn: >:O
(13:29:13) Kit: Magadon sells "unnatural" drugs
Magadon employee knows about monsters
(13:29:26) Kit: -> Magadon knows about monsters and uses them for !!SCIENCE!!
(13:30:15) Fle: Silly Dawn
(13:30:19) Fle: Everyone knows everything!
(13:30:21) Fle: Go team Netzero!
(13:30:35) Kit: Kit is like the lovechild of Netzero and NM
(13:32:18) Dawn: "I really don't want to have to look at it, but I guess it's... something? Look, Magadon is not shady at all despite what Leon has been telling you. They saved my life, and they have some wonderful research on how to heal everything... emphysema, anything like that! They are not a bunch of college frat boys who go around hunting and killing things for fun! If I could study Ann's... condition... and save a hundred lives, I would!" Dawn says, getting... the most emotionally assertive I believe she's ever been?
(13:32:54) Fle: Secretly, Kit is wowed by this alpha male display.
(13:33:04) Fle: He has a brief vision of himself in chains and Dawn with a whip.
(13:33:05) Dawn: "But I don't want her to get hurt. I don't want anything to happen to anyone. I'll try and get your drugs, maybe my boss won't ask for anything..."
(13:33:10) Fle: There is an uncomfortable tightness in his pants.
(13:33:18) Fle: Meanwhile, food!
(13:33:57) Dawn: "Sorry, I'm kind of stressed out," Dawn says, looking down.
(13:34:06) Dawn: She rusltes around in her purse for some Calmanex and TAKES ONE.
(13:34:07) Dawn: Aw yeah.
(13:34:13) Kit: What is Calmanex?
(13:34:16) Dawn: It's been like a whole day since her last pill, can't let her go around like that.
(13:34:21) Dawn: Chillpill.
(13:34:30) Dawn: It's for anxiety attacks!
(13:34:36) Dawn: Something Dawn appears to have every other line of dialogue.
(13:34:47) Dawn: It is a Magadon brandname prescription.
(13:34:48) Dawn: :D
(13:36:35) Kit: "Tell me about it," Kit says at the last part. "I know they're not a bunch of retards, which is why I'm okay giving them a person to study against her will. Anyway, the video's on my laptop; you can watch it now if you feel like it." He coughs and adds, "Viewer discretion is advised," in a faux-formal tone.
(13:38:21) Dawn: "I don't want them to have to study her! I just... I don't know what I want. I don't think I want to watch the video, either..." Dawn says as she goes on over to the laptop.
(13:38:28) Dawn: Let us watch this vista of horror.
(13:39:14) Dawn: (and it is horrible i read your scene on it)
(13:39:25) Kit: Kit OPENS THE FILE and FAST FORWARDS to where bad things happen, then sits elsewhere to maintain his quasi-tough demeanour.
(13:40:30) Dawn: Dawn feels like puking as she watches it.
(13:40:39) Dawn: She remains quiet and tries to stay composed as it finally finishes.
(13:41:45) Fle: But she realizes she cannot hold it in any longer.
(13:41:50) Dawn: "Kit?" she asks nauseously, "Can I... copy this? I think if uh, well, my boss knew something like this was happening he'd agree that we need to help stop it from doing this to anyone ever again."
(13:41:53) Fle: Dawn rips off Kit's shirt in a savage display of pure lust.
(13:41:56) Fle: ;D
(13:43:18) Kit: Kit smiles half-heartedly. "Be my guest. It'd be good to have sane, intelligent support in understanding these things."
(13:43:25) Kit: Stealth insult ALL the acquaintances
(13:43:47) Fle: ಠ_ಠ
(13:43:52) Fle: Leon disapproves.
(13:43:57) Dawn: "Well, in comparison to some, anyone is intelligent, I guess..."
(13:44:05) Dawn: I shall copy the file onto a flashdrive I have in my purse.
(13:44:09) Dawn: (god i love having a purse)
(13:44:32) Dawn: "And... what was that... stuff witht he bucket? Is it... poison? What's it for?"
(13:45:01) Fle: y u angle so hard for bucketpoison
(13:45:13) Dawn: I am asking questions!
(13:45:14) Dawn: :D
(13:45:24) Dawn: Gosh, do you think Dawn would want it or something?
(13:45:27) Dawn: That's terrible!
(13:45:32) Fle: I am sorry
(13:45:36) Fle: I should not impose on you.
(13:46:04) Kit: Kit shrugs! "My best guess is that it's human extract or something. According to the myth, the pishtaco makes food out of its victims. Maybe the clear oil is what they use for food, and the sludge some kind of waste product," he says in his besserwisser tone. After all, he is Smart Guy.
(13:46:15) Dawn: fish taco
(13:46:21) Dawn: seriously who makes a name like that
(13:46:25) Dawn: it's like asking to not be taken seriously
(13:46:37) Kit: I wikipedia'd it
(13:46:42) Fle: What is an besserwisser?
(13:46:42) Kit: "Not to be confused with pistachio."
(13:46:42) Fle: D:
(13:46:56) Kit: It might be Norwegian faux-German!
(13:46:56) Kit: :D
(13:47:07) Kit: Nope!
(13:47:12) Kit: Here!
(13:47:14) Dawn: "That's... sickening..."
(13:47:27) Kit: It is apparently Finnish and Swedish
(13:47:31) Kit: but not Norwegian or Danish?
(13:47:31) Fle: Fascinating!
(13:47:45) Kit: And then Clownie was secretly Finnish
(13:48:44) Dawn: "Maybe there's something that can be done with it? I don't know, I don't even really want to study something like that if it's made of... people. I guess someone will have to," Dawn says to herself.
(13:49:09) Fle: Only Leon is secretly Finnish here.
(13:49:09) Fle: >:O
(13:49:11) Dawn: "Uhm, well, thanks for uh, meeting me Kit. I kind of didn't want to have to use a gun when everyone went to see Ann."
(13:49:35) Fle: Unlike gungho Leon, who will be bringing a gatling gun and a grenade belt?
(13:51:03) Kit: "No problem. As long as you take those two psychos out of the 'everyone,' it should go smoothly."[/spoiler]

Summary:

Dawn visits Kit at Leon's behest, offering to help him in some fashion. They talk (it's a short scene, go ahead and read it) and conclude that Dawn should show zee video of pishtaco murder to her superiors, that she may acquire some manner of chemical weapon to knock the monster out, that it may be !!SCIENCE!!d upon.
« Last Edit: August 09, 2012, 11:05:18 PM by Clownie »

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Re: RWOD: The Breakfast Hunting Club
« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2012, 09:50:37 PM »
Spoiler  :
(21:43:10) Horace: and then picked the wrong-
(21:43:11) Horace: I did.
(21:43:17) Horace: My messages failed
(21:43:22) Horace: I tried to get them back via ctrl+z
(21:43:25) Horace: got the wrong one by mistake
(21:43:51) Horace: If you scroll up, I already said that.
 (21:43:56) megapwn: Yeah well you're a newb, now say good night to me
(21:43:56) Horace: Was looking for a message that didn't go through.
(21:43:59) Raepdog: If you get the sorority name you can find the name Lucy Cotton, president.
(21:44:06) Horace: "Alright, good night, then."
(21:44:11) Horace: Sadly, I don't have it until I speak to Chad.
 (21:44:15) megapwn: SCENE END, but will remember that.
 (21:44:26) megapwn: megapwn is the new DM.
(21:44:28) Raepdog: Kimberly Ryan and William White both dissapeared last year, end of second semester.
(21:44:46) Horace: Looks like we've got our girl, then. Probably.
 (21:46:43) megapwn: You want to post the scene, or should I?
 (21:46:51) megapwn: Wait, I started it
 (21:46:54) megapwn: so I GET TO DO IT
 (21:46:54) megapwn: ha.
 (21:47:04) megapwn: Oh son of a goddamn bitch
 (21:47:10) megapwn: I left in the middle of it
 (21:47:14) megapwn: so I lost the start
 (21:47:17) megapwn: I need to quit doing that shit.
(21:47:39) Horace: ...Fuck, so did I cos of my internet.
(21:47:40) Horace: Rofl.

LIKE HALF OF THE SCENE EDITION.

Lee goes and meets up with his cajun friend whos name slips my mind at the moment, and he gets a fucking rattle and some candles and shit from him for VOODOO. He invokes some chick in his dorm and blacks out, meanwhile I knock on Horaces door and creep the shit out of him with talk of murder and razors and such. He follows me to my room and I come back to it, so then Im all like get a ouiji board because raep demands it then we figure out her name is kimberly and the murderer is LUCY! whoever those guys are. Anyways then we get all tired and shit and we head back to our rooms.

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Re: RWOD: The Breakfast Hunting Club
« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2012, 10:13:55 PM »
Spoiler  :
(21:43:10) Horace: and then picked the wrong-
(21:43:11) Horace: I did.
(21:43:17) Horace: My messages failed
(21:43:22) Horace: I tried to get them back via ctrl+z
(21:43:25) Horace: got the wrong one by mistake
(21:43:51) Horace: If you scroll up, I already said that.
 (21:43:56) megapwn: Yeah well you're a newb, now say good night to me
(21:43:56) Horace: Was looking for a message that didn't go through.
(21:43:59) Raepdog: If you get the sorority name you can find the name Lucy Cotton, president.
(21:44:06) Horace: "Alright, good night, then."
(21:44:11) Horace: Sadly, I don't have it until I speak to Chad.
 (21:44:15) megapwn: SCENE END, but will remember that.
 (21:44:26) megapwn: megapwn is the new DM.
(21:44:28) Raepdog: Kimberly Ryan and William White both dissapeared last year, end of second semester.
(21:44:46) Horace: Looks like we've got our girl, then. Probably.
 (21:46:43) megapwn: You want to post the scene, or should I?
 (21:46:51) megapwn: Wait, I started it
 (21:46:54) megapwn: so I GET TO DO IT
 (21:46:54) megapwn: ha.
 (21:47:04) megapwn: Oh son of a goddamn bitch
 (21:47:10) megapwn: I left in the middle of it
 (21:47:14) megapwn: so I lost the start
 (21:47:17) megapwn: I need to quit doing that shit.
(21:47:39) Horace: ...Fuck, so did I cos of my internet.
(21:47:40) Horace: Rofl.

LIKE HALF OF THE SCENE EDITION.

Lee goes and meets up with his cajun friend whos name slips my mind at the moment, and he gets a fucking rattle and some candles and shit from him for VOODOO. He invokes some chick in his dorm and blacks out, meanwhile I knock on Horaces door and creep the shit out of him with talk of murder and razors and such. He follows me to my room and I come back to it, so then Im all like get a ouiji board because raep demands it then we figure out her name is kimberly and the murderer is LUCY! whoever those guys are. Anyways then we get all tired and shit and we head back to our rooms.
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Slightly more, but I also dc'd.

Spoiler  :
(13:58:56) Horace: my god
 (13:59:01) Horace: I don't evne
 (13:59:01) Horace: how
(13:59:01) Slynet: Error: You exceeded the maximum number of messages per minute.
(13:59:01) Slynet: Error: You exceeded the maximum number of messages per minute.
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 (13:59:05) Horace: I hate that bug
(13:59:06) megapwn: remember when I didint suck ass at roling dice
(13:59:07) megapwn: good times
(13:59:13) Raepdog: Alright then, you feel the board's piece moving on its own. You must first ask a question.
 (13:59:19) Horace: ONII-CHAN
 (13:59:24) Horace: MY PIECE IS MOVING ON MY OWN
 (13:59:39) Horace: I bet that was deliberate, too.
(13:59:46) megapwn: "You're the one that, well me, talked to. You ask it."
(14:00:13) Raepdog: I don't get the meme, explain it in gtalk or no xp.
 (14:00:19) Horace: lol
 (14:00:26) Horace: "My hips are moving on their own"
 (14:00:31) Horace: It's just one of those hentai phrases or something, iirc.
 (14:00:35) Horace: I Can't believe you did that by accident
 (14:00:44) Horace: I'll see if I can find you one, but, hm.
 (14:00:51) Horace: Do I still have those razors?
 (14:01:07) Horace: .
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(14:01:14) Raepdog: oh
(14:01:16) Raepdog: i get it now
(14:01:27) Raepdog: Sure, Horace is fucked up enough to carry them around.
 (14:01:34) Horace: I didn't mean on me.
 (14:01:37) Horace: I wouldn't do that.
(14:01:41) megapwn: to bad fuck up
(14:01:43) megapwn: you have them
 (14:01:46) Horace: What I meant was "Did I give them to Leon or something, or are they in my room?"
(14:01:59) Raepdog: in your room
 (14:02:04) Horace: I might carry razors with me, but those ones have bleach on them, and that's terrible!
 (14:02:16) Horace: Okay, I'll go grab them, then ask "So, uh, are these the razors that killed you?"
(14:02:45) Raepdog: The piece moves to 'YES'
 (14:03:36) Horace: "Huh. Well, there you go!"
(14:04:10) Raepdog: Do you ask another question?
(14:04:14) megapwn: "What does that mean, though, Who are you? Do we know you"
(14:04:23) megapwn: forgot the ? at the end of do we know you
(14:04:24) megapwn: what a shame.
(14:05:06) Raepdog: It starts moving, 'K' 'I' 'M' 'B' there is a jerk to the 'D' before it jerks back to moving smoothly, 'E' 'R' and then it stops for a bit.
(14:06:32) megapwn: "Kimber, Kimbder? Ever heard either of those names?"
 (14:06:35) Horace: Hm.
 (14:08:01) Horace: "Uh, no. I don't... think so?" Do I? I'm pretty sure I don't. Hm.
 (14:08:24) Horace: BD...
 (14:08:50) Horace: Kimberly, maybe?
 (14:08:51) Horace: Meh.
 (14:09:25) Horace: Oh, I know, I know!
 (14:09:42) Horace: "Is the person who killed you, uh, human?"
(14:09:47) Raepdog: Neither sounds familiar.
(14:10:00) Raepdog: It jets to the 'YES'.
 (14:10:51) Horace: Hm.
 (14:11:04) Horace: "Are they in league with the bees?"
 (14:11:09) Horace: :D
 (14:12:02) Horace: I'm sure if there was a "What." answer It'd be giving me that.
(14:12:19) Raepdog: It quickly goes to a 'WHAT' before going to 'NO'
 (14:12:36) Horace: HAAHAHHAHA
 (14:12:37) Horace: excellent
 (14:12:38) Horace: I approve.
(14:13:33) Raepdog: megapwn go away?
(14:13:41) megapwn: No, im here
(14:13:49) megapwn: but if you want me to leave fine!
 (14:13:50) Horace: "Huh. Well, then, I guess this is... hmmm. Uh, can you tell us your killers name? ...That's not going to work, is it? Uh, Lee, you want to ask anything?"
 (14:13:53) Horace: lol
 (14:13:59) Horace: No, he was asking if you were still here :P
(14:14:05) megapwn: "Getting the name would be really helpful, yeah."
(14:14:09) megapwn: Joking!
(14:14:15) Raepdog: no!
(14:14:20) Raepdog: i was wondering if you were here
(14:14:40) Raepdog: 'L' 'U' 'C' 'Y'
 (14:15:20) Horace: "...Oh. Okay. Well, that was surprisingly simple. Last name? Also, I don't suppose you know where your body is?"
(14:15:20) megapwn: "Wow, that was alot easier then I thought."
 (14:15:49) Horace: Clearly, it's an evil trap, and our ghost has been possessed.
(14:16:01) megapwn: everything is an evil trap
(14:16:03) Raepdog: 'WHAT"
(14:16:06) megapwn: I have the silver gloves though, so its k
(14:16:06) Raepdog: 'WHAT'
(14:16:59) megapwn: "I dont think this is going to work, maybe we could just ask around for girls named lucy or some crap that new a girl called kimber."
 (14:17:02) Horace: ...Huh. Was just thinking making sure they got a proper funeral and burial to put them to rest along with the whole killer thing. I'm guessing "WHAT" is the equivalent to "Don't know"? Hm. That or confusion at my line of thought.
 (14:18:02) Horace: "Well, I guess not that many people go missing... hey, do you know when you died?" mfw 'yes' and no further response. :D
(14:18:06) Raepdog: You know what sorority the razors came from.
 (14:18:17) Horace: I do not.
 (14:18:20) Horace: I intend to ask Chad.
 (14:18:23) Horace: But he didn't tell me how he got them.
(14:18:26) Raepdog: 'R' 'A' 'Z' 'O' 'R'
 (14:18:26) Horace: Only that he found them.
(14:18:49) megapwn: A razor sorority?
 (14:18:54) Horace: So I reckon the two of us should find him at some point, and hope he remembers the room number (or go investigating for the killer through the entire sorority)
 (14:19:27) Horace: Hm.
 (14:19:46) Horace: Okay, logically speaking, she was probably killed in Movember, since that's the month I associate with shaving, which I associate with razors! Not really.
(14:20:06) Raepdog: lol
(14:20:12) Raepdog: invite lee into cell
 (14:20:23) Horace: Good idea!
(14:20:28) megapwn: dont do it
(14:20:31) megapwn: dont give in to his pressure
(14:20:42) megapwn: BE YOUR OWN BOSS
 (14:21:15) Horace: "Huh. Well, I have no idea where Chad found the razors, so, uh... guess I'm gonna go ask him. Want to come with? Help us find the killer and stuff?"
 (14:21:26) Horace: I REFUSE. Semi-invitation given :P
(14:21:42) megapwn: "sry i am generic solo work alone wod playur i refus im to kewl"
 (14:21:51) Horace: lol
 (14:22:15) Horace: As hunters, our greatest advantage is always our reliance on each other. And, you know, massively outnumbering the fuck out of everything.
(14:22:20) megapwn: "Yeah, sure, Im the one that got you into this mess anyways, Im in."
 (14:22:25) Horace: In the old WoD four toddlers can beat a greater demon of khorne to death bare handed
(14:22:30) megapwn: but THE SILVER GLOVES
 (14:22:34) Horace: Because there were four of them, and only one greater demon of khorne.
 (14:22:54) Horace: That and: Skill variance + teamwork checks
 (14:23:01) Horace: And tactics.
(14:23:19) Raepdog: 'S' 'L' 'A' 'S' 'H' 'E' 'R" all are spelled out sharply.
 (14:23:27) Horace: Oh, shit.
 (14:23:31) Horace: I should have phrased my question better.
 (14:23:58) Horace: Would it be metagaming to ask if they've killed anyone else?
(14:24:10) Raepdog: Nope.
 (14:24:15) Horace: "Well, yeah, I can't imagine anyone bludgeoning or stabbing with Razors. That'd be silly. Any more questions you want to ask it, Lee?"
 (14:24:25) Horace: I am a troll.
 (14:24:32) Horace: "Has your killer killed anyone else?"
(14:24:46) megapwn: "When did you die?"
(14:24:54) megapwn: WE NEED A DATE
 (14:24:59) Horace: Tried that one
(14:25:03) megapwn: oh you did?
 (14:25:05) Horace: :P
(14:25:09) megapwn: Well you gota tell me that.
(14:25:12) megapwn: in the chat
(14:25:16) megapwn: because I already said it.
(14:25:28) Raepdog: 'M' 'A' 'N' 'Y'
(14:25:32) Raepdog: 'WHAT'
(14:25:34) megapwn: Many
(14:25:36) megapwn: the fuck
(14:25:58) megapwn: "I cant get anything out of this, maybe we should take a crack at it later or something."
 (14:27:17) Horace: "Oh, dear. Well... hm. Anything you want me to tell your family or friends?"
 (14:27:34) Horace: I suppose a bit of consideration is in order.
 (14:27:54) Horace: Though I'll sound like even more of a nutter if I actually carry it out.
 (14:27:56) Horace: Just as planned?
(14:28:02) Raepdog: 'V'
(14:28:04) Raepdog: 'E'
(14:28:06) Raepdog: 'N'
(14:28:08) Raepdog: 'G'
(14:28:11) Raepdog: 'A'
 (14:28:12) Horace: eance
(14:28:13) Raepdog: 'N'
(14:28:18) Raepdog: 'C'
(14:28:21) Raepdog: 'E'
 (14:28:47) Horace: "...I'll see to it, then."
 (14:29:04) Horace: Well, looks like they just want one thing done, and that's having their killer brought to justice. Let's make it happen.
(14:29:54) megapwn: "Well, looks like they just want one thing done, and that's having their killer brought to justice. Let's make it happen."
(14:29:59) megapwn: LEE SAID IT NOT YOU.
 (14:30:12) Horace: loooooooooooool
 (14:30:15) Horace: I laughed.
 (14:30:25) Horace: "You took the words straight out of my mouth."
 (14:30:27) Horace: :D
(14:30:44) Raepdog: 'H' 'E' 'L' 'P'
 (14:31:00) Horace: ....NNnnn?
 (14:31:12) Horace: "Help who?"
 (14:31:19) Horace: If this is a knock knock joke
 (14:31:28) Horace: I'm throwing the oujia board out the window
(14:31:48) Raepdog: 'M' 'E'
(14:31:53) megapwn: My favorite knock knock joke is just saying knock knock after they say whos there
(14:32:00) megapwn: they repeat whos there
(14:32:02) megapwn: every time.
(14:32:05) Raepdog: Then the L, C, Y, and U ones show a single flame.
(14:32:10) Raepdog: As in they are burning.
 (14:32:30) Horace: My favourite joke is saying "I'll get it." ...Hm. LCY U? Not Lucy this time? Huh... best to assume it's Lucy for now.
(14:33:13) megapwn: "Lucy again, we know you want us to kill lucy already."
 (14:35:10) Horace: "Well, not necessarily kill. If it's the best idea, though, I'm not hesitating. I don't think 'A ghost said so' holds up in court." Hm. I imagine Grna is afk?
(14:35:38) megapwn: yes\
(14:35:41) megapwn: he went tos ee a movie
(14:35:46) Raepdog: If he wonders, it was the first door on the right had the razors.
 (14:36:02) Horace: Ah, so he remembers. Excellent.
(14:36:38) megapwn: "So, did I do anything else when "Kimber" was inside me?"
 (14:37:02) Horace: "Ordered pizza and performed a strip-tease."
(14:37:41) megapwn: "Very funny."
 (14:38:01) Horace: "I thought so!"
(14:38:02) megapwn: by the look on Lees face, he doesnt think its very funny
 (14:38:19) Horace: Neither does Horace, but hey. :P
(14:38:23) megapwn: "So is that really all I did, banged on your door and asked about razors?"
 (14:38:48) Horace: "Don't know. I mean, you could have done anything. How long were you out?"
(14:39:04) Raepdog: Any questions before I go to bed?
(14:39:34) megapwn: "I dont know, I think I just went to your room. Its getting late man, why dont we go to sleep for the night? We can talk about this tommorow or something."
 (14:41:42) Horace: Tch.
 (14:41:44) Horace: Internet.
 (14:41:50) Horace: Hm. None that I can think of. Megapwn?
 (14:41:54) Horace: "Don't know. I mean, you could have done anything. How long were you out?"
 (14:42:04) Horace: Oh, yes.
 (14:42:23) Horace: Something about... should I make a bluebook investigation into Lucy / Kimberly / Disappearances recently / etc?
(14:42:27) megapwn: Raep wants to go to sleep.
(14:42:31) megapwn: Im trying to end it for him.
 (14:42:39) Horace: That was
 (14:42:45) Horace: copy pasted-
 (14:42:46) Horace: ...
(14:42:49) megapwn: Ah
 (14:42:50) Horace: That was the WRONG LINE
(14:43:06) megapwn: Do you not see what I said?
 (14:43:07) Horace: Sorry, meant to copy paste "Alright, good night, then." derp, I lost shit due to internet
 (14:43:10) Horace: and then picked the wrong-
 (14:43:11) Horace: I did.
 (14:43:17) Horace: My messages failed
 (14:43:22) Horace: I tried to get them back via ctrl+z
 (14:43:25) Horace: got the wrong one by mistake
 (14:43:51) Horace: If you scroll up, I already said that.
(14:43:56) megapwn: Yeah well you're a newb, now say good night to me
 (14:43:56) Horace: Was looking for a message that didn't go through.
(14:43:59) Raepdog: If you get the sorority name you can find the name Lucy Cotton, president.
 (14:44:06) Horace: "Alright, good night, then."
 (14:44:11) Horace: Sadly, I don't have it until I speak to Chad.
(14:44:15) megapwn: SCENE END, but will remember that.
(14:44:26) megapwn: megapwn is the new DM.
(14:44:28) Raepdog: Kimberly Ryan and William White both dissapeared last year, end of second semester.
 (14:44:46) Horace: Looks like we've got our girl, then. Probably.
(14:46:43) megapwn: You want to post the scene, or should I?
(14:46:51) megapwn: Wait, I started it
(14:46:54) megapwn: so I GET TO DO IT
(14:46:54) megapwn: ha.
(14:47:04) megapwn: Oh son of a goddamn bitch
(14:47:10) megapwn: I left in the middle of it
(14:47:14) megapwn: so I lost the start
(14:47:17) megapwn: I need to quit doing that shit.
 (14:47:39) Horace: ...Fuck, so did I cos of my internet.
 (14:47:40) Horace: Rofl.

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Re: RWOD: The Breakfast Hunting Club
« Reply #23 on: August 14, 2012, 12:57:00 PM »
BEES:
Chad and Dawn see each other at lunch and decide to eat together. They sit next to a table of Koreans and after some talking... a bee lands on Chad's hand! He smashes it with his plate and is stung. More bees appear and he keeps killing them while getting stung once again. What's interesting to note is that the Koreans freaked out each time Chad killed a bee. Chad and Dawn leave the lunch to see a man suited up to remove a hornets nest. The hornets attack the man and get into his suit, so Chad tries to save him while Dawn... tries to talk to the bees... and finds out they speak Korean! Chad gets stung again and drags the now dead man into the building. Dawn calls up Megadon and they come with an ambulance. Chad passes out after he hallucinates bees coming out of the medic's mouth.

Chad then has an extremely disturbing dream... where you're going to have to read the logs for, because I can't summarize it without wincing. He wakes up and finds Dawn sitting next to him while he lies in a hospital bed. He gets dressed and they head out when SUDDEN LANCE. Chad decides Lance is the biggest faggot in the world and they insult each other. Of course, Chad doesn't win and Lance owns him completely. The scene ends with Chad giving Dawn the bee hives he got earlier.

Spoiler  :
(21:24:37) Raepdog: Want to see if anyone else wants in on this, or do you have a solo in mind?
(21:24:38) Slynet: Moogle is now known as Dawn.
(21:24:48) Dawn: I wanted to try for a Clownie duoscene
(21:24:50) Dawn: but he appears to not be on
(21:25:06) Dawn: there was that extracirricular bio thing
(21:25:37) Dawn: grna was saying how sad he was at scenes earlier, we could maybe do a duoscene
(21:25:41) Dawn: i shall discuss it with him
(21:26:15) Raepdog: he was sad at scenes?
(21:26:21) Dawn: lack of scenes*
(21:26:36) Raepdog: Oh, I took two days off and you fgt you on Dota?
(21:27:10) Dawn: there
(21:27:12) Dawn: no more dota
(21:27:16) Dawn: played a game with zwach earlier, left it on
(21:27:17) Dawn: :P
(21:27:42) Raepdog: lol
(21:27:45) Dawn: but yes, if you want to take three days off, you sure can!
(21:27:50) Dawn: grand suggested a duo ashwood-abbey scene
(21:27:57) Dawn: I still have to finish up testing on that humanthing
(21:28:07) Raepdog: Alright then, Dawn! Where do you want to go? I can do any scenes you want in any order.
(21:28:52) Dawn: grna should HOPEFULLY be coming
(21:29:18) Slynet: Grand enters the channel.
(21:29:22) Dawn: "For records, scene with Lance or the break room is needed. Its muscles are all.. well, nothing is added. Everything here could have at one point been human, just really badly changed."
(21:29:23) Grand: how did I get kicked out
(21:29:23) Grand: wha
(21:29:26) Dawn: was a solo scene idea too
(21:29:38) Dawn: also you ignored my request for knockout drugs so we could deal with the pishtaco
(21:29:46) Dawn: no idea grna!
(21:29:50) Grand: whatever works, I'm totally okay with not joining in if you can't think of a duo scene, you gave me a good scene lately
(21:29:53) Dawn: you said ASHWOOD ABBEY duo scene
(21:29:55) Dawn: this could be cool
(21:30:00) Dawn: iunno if Raep has much planned
(21:30:05) Dawn: we could even do your party thing!
(21:30:12) Dawn: there's a party going on for Chad apparently
(21:30:27) Raepdog: Oh, I forgot- you got Sleepex XR, if you are dosed with it you have Stamina minutes till knockout for 8 hours.
(21:31:21) Raepdog: I can do whatever you guys want, there are some options. Chad has his Frat Initiation, and Dawn has her Lance talk. Duo scenes? We have Chad going into Ashwood to become a member, or any number of scenes!
(21:31:35) Dawn: There are too many scenes we could do!
(21:31:39) Grand: haha
(21:31:39) Dawn: TOO MUCH CHOICE
(21:31:41) Grand: pick one moogle
(21:31:44) Grand: you get priority
(21:31:52) Raepdog: Fine.
(21:31:54) Grand: i had a cool duo scene a day ago!
(21:32:02) Raepdog: I won't do Ashwood Hunt, I'm too tired for combat.
(21:32:13) Dawn: if you're too tired we don't have to scene at all!
(21:32:30) Raepdog: I can do almost any other scene, but theres a lot of math and planning in that one.
(21:32:39) Dawn: I see!
(21:32:51) Grand: here were my ideas
(21:33:00) Grand: Grand_Admiral: ashwood abbey duo scene would work, perhaps a bio lab scene?
(21:33:01) Dawn: i need a duo scene with chad at some pointttt
(21:33:47) Raepdog: Hey Dawn, you go to lunch. Hey Chad, you also go to lunch. Roll perception from each of you for it is a busy day in the lunch room, there is almost a buzz of people and it is tightly packed.
(21:33:59) Dawn: >both fail
(21:34:04) Dawn: >scene ends
(21:34:20) Slynet: Dawn rolls 5 dice with 10-again. Result: 3,6,10,1,1 | 9 (2successes)
(21:34:27) Slynet: Grand rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 6,1,6,10 | 5 (1success)
(21:34:32) Grand: that would have been damn hilarious
(21:34:34) Slynet: Grand is now known as Chad.
(21:35:00) Chad: I will stroll up to Dawn confidently, "Hey Dorothy, nice seeing you again."
(21:35:17) Dawn: ...
(21:35:22) Dawn: oh your dickishness
(21:35:23) Raepdog: You both notice each other. Its an overcast day, not one of the most... exciting ones so far.
(21:35:26) Dawn: i love it and hate it
(21:35:37) Chad: :D
(21:35:54) Dawn: "Oh, hi... I think you have me mixed up with someone?"
(21:36:08) Dawn: Dawn says in a slightly confused voice.
(21:36:28) Chad: "Uh, no. Hot blonde, wore a maid dress, definitely Diana."
(21:37:04) Dawn: hahahaha
(21:37:48) Dawn: "Oh, well, my name is Dawn..." Dawn says, torn between being scared and slightly insulted and thinking you're hawt.
(21:37:53) Dawn: bloody striking looks
(21:38:14) Chad: "Same thing, wanna eat lunch together?"
(21:38:36) Raepdog: You notice a lot of Korean students at a table to themselves, which is strange because no one is sitting next to them even if this place is packed.
(21:39:00) Chad: Fucking bastards, they bombed pearl harbor.
(21:39:04) Dawn: "... Sure," Dawn says, looking for an excuse and not finding one.
(21:39:12) Dawn: Now, where to sit?
(21:39:19) Dawn: At the place where Plot seems to dictate we should...
(21:39:22) Dawn: or somewhere else?
(21:39:25) Chad: Not with the bastards who attacked my homeland.
(21:39:37) Chad: Chad will gesture to the first empty table nearby.
(21:39:51) Dawn: There is no empty table nearby
(21:39:52) Dawn: :D
(21:40:13) Raepdog: It is next to the Koreans.
(21:40:40) Dawn: Plot calls, and Dawn answers the call.
(21:40:44) Dawn: Assuming Chad isn't going to dick it up.
(21:40:44) Chad: I glare at them, but will sit down/
(21:40:45) Chad: .
(21:40:56) Dawn: "Uhm... not friends of yours?"
(21:41:19) Raepdog: Lunch today is spaghetti, it tastes sweet yet salty.
(21:41:29) Dawn: SCORE
(21:41:56) Chad: What.
(21:42:04) Chad: Sweet spaghetti?
(21:42:11) Dawn: DELICIOUS spaghetti
(21:42:14) Raepdog: It tastes good today!
(21:42:17) Chad: That's not normal.
(21:42:23) Chad: Wait, I'm not Horace.
(21:42:30) Dawn: Dawn gives a little moan of pleasure. "I love spaghetti," she says.
(21:43:00) Chad: "Hot," I reply with a grin, "It's alright. How's the maid gig going?"
(21:44:07) Raepdog: A hornet lands on Chad's hand.
(21:44:11) Dawn: "It's... going well. I admit I don't really know how you guys manage to make those kind of messes..."
(21:44:12) Dawn: OH FUCK
(21:44:15) Dawn: GET IT AWAY
(21:44:37) Dawn: Dawn lets out a little squeal at the hornet and tries to get up quickly from the table.
(21:44:43) Chad: I grab my plate and smash it on my hand.
(21:44:45) Dawn: Hard, as legs don't quite bend that way.
(21:44:56) Raepdog: Brawl + Strength - 2
(21:45:56) Dawn: ... is that even
(21:45:57) Dawn: a good idea
(21:45:59) Dawn: i dont
(21:46:00) Slynet: Chad rolls 2 dice with 10-again. Result: 8,1 (1 success)
(21:46:53) Raepdog: You smash it, and take two bashing- one from the dead hornet and the other from the fact it just stung you and man does that fucker hurt. All of the Koreans stop heating and turn around to look at you at once, pause for three seconds, and go back to eating.
(21:47:11) Dawn: ... creepy
(21:47:18) Dawn: "Chad!" Dawn exclaims.
(21:47:34) Chad: "Oh god my fucking hand, I hate those things so much," I whimper as I clutch my hand.
(21:48:10) Dawn: "Are you alright?" Dawn asks as she finally gets up and rushes over to inspect Chad's hand
(21:48:10) Dawn: :D
(21:48:47) Raepdog: Looks like he was stung by a mud wasp, though that is a small dead hornet.
(21:48:51) Chad: Am I alright?
(21:48:57) Chad: This thing hurts
(21:49:22) Dawn: "Oh my, are you allergic to bees? Do you have an epipen?"
(21:49:25) Dawn: Fuck, this is bad news.
(21:50:03) Chad: "I have no idea, what the fuck is that? Slang for penis?" I ask while a small tear comes out of the corner of my right eye due to the PAIN.
(21:50:05) Dawn: ... I take it this is why the table is empty?
(21:50:13) Dawn: Damn Koreans and their bee-control powers.
(21:50:17) Dawn: I guess that's why they eat that honey?
(21:50:19) Dawn: Hmm...
(21:50:35) Dawn: Something to look into if I were not a metagaming fag.
(21:50:54) Raepdog: Its about the size of a half dollar, its a big fucking welt.
(21:50:58) Dawn: "No, it's what you use so you don't die," Dawn says, panicking a bit. "You're sure you're not allergic?"
(21:52:03) Chad: "I'M GOING TO DIE?" I ask a bit too loudly. I'm panicking.
(21:52:43) Raepdog: Another hornet lands on the table, man that welt hurts like a mother.
(21:52:44) Dawn: "I DON'T KNOW STOP SHOUTING," Dawn yells.
(21:52:49) Dawn: We have to get control of this situation.
(21:53:36) Dawn: ... let's get out of here, yeah?"
(21:53:39) Chad: "OH FUCK THERE'S MORE!"
(21:53:42) Chad: Grab tray.
(21:53:48) Dawn: Dawn is going to try and gtfo from wasp... oh Chad
(21:53:49) Chad: Die hornet, you don't belong in this world.
(21:54:18) Raepdog: Same roll as last time.
(21:54:20) Dawn: I mean, though
(21:54:26) Dawn: notice how these Koreans are acting as a hive?
(21:54:29) Dawn: I'm pretty sure I'm on to something here
(21:54:42) Chad: not weaponry?
(21:54:42) Dawn: WE MUST STOP THEM AT ALL COSTS
(21:54:45) Chad: improvised weapon?
(21:54:54) Chad: (i will powergame to kill these son of a bitches)
(21:56:02) Dawn: (raep is waiting for you to roll?)
(21:56:02) Chad: raep?
(21:56:12) Dawn: (i think he's alt tabbed and waiting for the sound of the dice roller)
(21:56:15) Chad: I'm asking if I can use improvised weaponry
(21:56:18) Slynet: Dawn rolls 10d10. Result: 8,7,1,8,10,10,1,7,4,8 (64)
(21:56:23) Chad: lol
(21:56:29) Raepdog: Wait a minute, something bad happened.
(21:56:35) Chad: k!
(21:56:36) Raepdog: Oh, roll weaponry.
(21:56:50) Chad: 3+3+1-1-2
(21:56:56) Slynet: Chad rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 5,8,3,4 (1 success)
(21:56:56) Raepdog: CORRECT!
(21:56:58) Chad: DIE BEE
(21:57:17) Dawn: Just start attacking the Koreans next
(21:57:21) Dawn: it'll be easier
(21:57:24) Dawn: they are the ROOT CAUSE
(21:57:25) Raepdog: You squash that fucker and they all turn around, the head of their table also slams his fists into the table, but once again after three seconds they stop.
(21:57:25) Dawn: kill them all
(21:57:50) Chad: "...they must hate these things too."
(21:58:06) Dawn: "Can we go find somewhere else to sit? Maybe eat in private?"
(21:58:16) Chad: Chad likes this.
(21:58:30) Dawn: Dawn just wants to avoid the bees.
(21:58:40) Chad: "Ooo, I thought you were a bit more reserved than that. Sure, lead the way."
(21:58:59) Dawn: "That isn't what I meant at all!" Dawn says, realizing how dumb she just was.
(21:59:11) Chad: "Oh?"
(21:59:12) Dawn: She's still GTFOing from this place though.
(21:59:26) Chad: Chad will follow if nothing happens.
(21:59:29) Raepdog: Go to Chads, get honey.
(21:59:40) Chad: Why honey?
(21:59:47) Chad: I don't want to attract
(21:59:48) Raepdog: His wasp nests.
(21:59:50) Chad: These mother fuckers
(22:00:09) Chad: I can't see Chad making that connection!
(22:00:16) Chad: not yet at least
(22:00:27) Dawn: :P
(22:00:35) Dawn: Playing Dawn is a nice change of pace
(22:00:43) Dawn: because I'm allowed to make these kinds of connections
(22:00:53) Dawn: sadly I do not have knowledge of your fucked up demon-bees
(22:00:56) Dawn: WHERE SHALL WE GO CHAD
(22:01:11) Chad: Uhhhh, you're leading the way!
(22:01:19) Dawn: I meant OOC!
(22:01:28) Chad: IONO
(22:01:32) Chad: RAEP, WHERE CAN WE GO>
(22:01:33) Chad: ?
(22:02:04) Raepdog: Your room, um.. the grass outside?
(22:02:04) Dawn: ... school nurse?
(22:02:12) Dawn: i guess this is a university
(22:02:13) Dawn: hmm
(22:02:33) Raepdog: Oh, the bee sting hurt but it does not seem to be giving you an allergic reaction.
(22:02:35) Dawn: Is Jarkill on?
(22:02:37) Dawn: he seems AFK
(22:02:41) Dawn: Dawn has to meet Horace still!
(22:03:22) Raepdog: More bees land on the table, two now at different ends.
(22:03:35) Dawn: "Uh, are you feeling alright?" Dawn asks as she leads Chad to the grass outside after GTFOing even faster after seeing that.
(22:03:36) Dawn: :D
(22:03:42) Chad: As we decide on where to go next, I will ATTACK
(22:03:45) Chad: NOPE
(22:03:48) Dawn: >:OOOOOOOO
(22:03:56) Chad: I wish to swing at the bees on the table.
(22:04:01) Chad: Fuck these hornets.
(22:04:06) Dawn: ... well Dawn can't stop you
(22:04:09) Raepdog: Those will be two different attacks.
(22:04:18) Raepdog: Same roll as before to hit the one
(22:04:26) Slynet: Chad rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 4,2,4,10 | 3 (1success)
(22:04:32) Chad: Roll again?
(22:04:37) Dawn: "Chad, there's probably a nest around here, you're just going to make them angry!" Dawn pleads as Chad continues his crusade.
(22:04:40) Raepdog: Smash goes the one, now its the bees turn.
(22:04:42) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 2,5,9 (1 success)
(22:05:13) Raepdog: Chad finds himself stung on the back of his other hand, pain once again hits- one bashing.
(22:05:27) Chad: Smash my hand onto the table while the bee is stinging me.
(22:05:30) Dawn: Am I the only one who thinks these bees are the scariest supernatural in this WOD yet?
(22:05:36) Chad: ^
(22:05:36) Dawn: A hive contains hundreds, they have 3 dice to hit...
(22:05:41) Chad: These things are FUCKED UP
(22:05:47) Chad: they break glass
(22:05:48) Dawn: > 20 of them attacking you and you're dead.
(22:05:50) Chad: goddam
(22:05:51) Raepdog: You wish to kill the bee as it is stinging you?
(22:06:06) Chad: Yes, like backhand the table in an attempt to smash it.
(22:06:14) Dawn: i mean seriously let's try this
(22:06:19) Chad: no
(22:06:19) Dawn: TEN BEES ATTACK CHAD
(22:06:22) Slynet: Dawn rolls 30 dice with 10-again. Result:8,9,10,10,3,5,3,9,9,10,7,2,1,5,3,10,4,10,1,1,9,5,1,4,1,8,2,8,5,9 | 10,2,8,9,2 |10 | 4 (17 successes - exceptional!)
(22:06:22) Chad: DO NOT ROLL
(22:06:25) Chad: D:
(22:06:26) Dawn: CHAD DIES INSTANTLY
(22:06:31) Chad: nope
(22:07:05) Raepdog: Auto-hit, you smash the bee as it is stung into you- this hurts a lot more, a lot lot more than the other one as you have now smashed the hornet's venom into you. The kids all look at you and you hear the cracking of the head of the table's plastic glass cracking in his hands.
(22:07:23) Dawn: :D
(22:08:18) Chad: "WHAT?" I roar at them as they all look at me, "NEVER SEEN A MAN KILLING FAGGOT BEES?" I scream this due to OH GOD THE PAIN.
(22:08:37) Dawn: I'm going to try and grab Chad's arm and pull him out of here!
(22:08:38) Dawn: :D
(22:08:44) Dawn: This is the most assertive Dawn yet!
(22:08:47) Chad: Chad won't resist.
(22:08:55) Dawn: (good thing I popped that Calmanex when I saw Chad)
(22:08:59) Chad: lol
(22:09:00) Chad: lol
(22:10:16) Raepdog: They just keep staring in silence, all five of them.
(22:10:22) Dawn: fucking hivemind
(22:10:51) Dawn: WE LEAVE THIS CROWDED LUNCHPLACE and attempt to go to the nearest field of grass without people or something!
(22:11:01) Raepdog: Chad and all go outside, and they can see under the balcony a rather big hornets nest and a guy in a suit looking to get rid of it, "Keep away guys, I have special spray for this."
(22:11:03) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 5 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,3,10,3,9 | 7 (3successes)
(22:11:20) Raepdog: He sprays the nest, and then he is stung by the hornets a few times.
(22:11:21) Dawn: Bitching!
(22:11:23) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 1,2,4 (failure)
(22:11:24) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 3,5,7 (failure)
(22:11:25) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 1,7,4 (failure)
(22:11:26) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 8,8,4 (2successes)
(22:11:27) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 3,8,8 (2successes)
(22:11:27) Dawn: NOT SO BITCHING
(22:11:28) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 3,9,3 (1 success)
(22:11:29) Dawn: YES BITCHING
(22:11:31) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 10,1,3 | 6 (1success)
(22:11:34) Dawn: NOT SO BITCHING
(22:12:21) Raepdog: He is stung by about seven bees, and starts hitting at them even if he is wearing protective clothing, "Fuck- how did they sting through the suit!?" he says swatting at himself, more hornets keep stinging him so I'll let you run while I keep rolling.
(22:12:22) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 4,1,9 (1 success)
(22:12:26) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 10,8,9 | 5 (3successes)
(22:12:29) Raepdog: Let me know!
(22:12:30) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 7,4,6 (failure)
(22:12:32) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 4,4,6 (failure)
(22:12:35) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 5,2,6 (failure)
(22:12:36) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 5,3,8 (1 success)
(22:12:38) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 6,5,7 (failure)
(22:12:39) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 8,8,1 (2successes)
(22:12:40) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 4,6,2 (failure)
(22:12:41) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 3,1,6 (failure)
(22:12:42) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 10,3,9 | 8 (3successes)
(22:12:48) Chad: Chad stops faltering.
(22:13:01) Chad: And charges ahead to save the poor man if he can.
(22:13:28) Dawn: "Oh, I..." Dawn cries out, getting overwhelmed.
(22:13:58) Dawn: "Chad! We have to go! Run!"
(22:13:58) Raepdog: What do you wish to hit, the hornets stuck into him or the nest?
(22:14:13) Chad: The hornets.
(22:14:16) Chad: THE HORNETS
(22:14:22) Raepdog: That are... stuck into him?
(22:14:39) Chad: I will kill them.
(22:14:41) Dawn: careful grand
(22:14:46) Dawn: raep is asking you to repeat yourself
(22:14:48) Dawn: a sure sign of trouble
(22:14:51) Chad: By attempting to swat them off.
(22:15:03) Dawn: any time a ST asks you to repeat something or asks "are you sure this is a good idea"
(22:15:04) Dawn: its bad news
(22:15:05) Chad: Dawn, direct me if you must, but Chad is panicking.
(22:15:09) Raepdog: Brawl + Strength - 3
(22:15:28) Slynet: Chad rolls 1 die with 10-again. Result: 8 (1 success)
(22:15:30) Chad: YES
(22:16:17) Raepdog: You are able to swat a few off, a few of the others have .
(22:16:19) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 4,3,3 (failure)
(22:16:21) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 10,9,5 | 9 (3successes)
(22:16:30) Chad: jesus
(22:16:32) Chad: this man is dead
(22:16:37) Raepdog: You get stung in the back of the head, and this hurts like fucking hell.
(22:16:44) Chad: OH GOFD
(22:16:49) Chad: what is my total bashing?
(22:16:49) Raepdog: a few of the others have a go at you.*
(22:16:51) Raepdog: 5.
(22:17:02) Chad: WHAT?
(22:17:05) Chad: DAWN SAVE ME WTF
(22:17:22) Dawn: "CHAD!" Dawn screams, "RUN!"
(22:17:29) Raepdog: Do you run Chad?
(22:17:31) Dawn: She is tense as a coiled spring but not going to run for you!
(22:17:31) Dawn: :D
(22:17:48) Chad: I attempt to drag him the fuck away from the nest if I can.
(22:18:29) Dawn: Fuck this, Dawn is going to try to communicate with the bees and command them to GO AWAY
(22:18:37) Dawn: I think she's had enough time to realize she could help!
(22:18:37) Dawn: :D
(22:18:52) Raepdog: Alright, but doing so is going to bring the wrath of the hornets. They keep stinging this man, he was shaking and is now mostly just twitching. Strength + Athletic to pull him away. Before that, Dawn- roll your talk roll.
(22:19:09) Dawn: Talk roll or command roll?
(22:19:12) Dawn: They are different things.
(22:20:16) Slynet: Chad rolls 5 dice with 10-again. Result: 8,7,1,8,7 (2successes)
(22:20:48) Raepdog: Well, are you trying to talk or command?
(22:21:29) Dawn: COMMAND
(22:21:30) Dawn: TO GTFO
(22:21:36) Raepdog: K, roll it.
(22:21:36) Dawn: Cost: None if the psychic has time to interact with the animal and achieve some kind of rapport. If the
psychic has never seen the animal before or it is currently hostile, one Willpower point must be spent to
instantly seize control of the animal. One point of Willpower must be spent to control multiple animals
simultaneously.
Action: Instant or contested
Dice Pool: Wits + Animal Ken to communicate. Manipulation + Animal Ken (versus animal’s Resolve
rolled reflexively) to control.
(22:21:40) Dawn: So...
(22:21:44) Dawn: that would be a cost of 2 willpower
(22:22:10) Dawn: Book also suggests a -5 penalty for hives
(22:22:18) Dawn: are you going for that?
(22:22:54) Raepdog: Yes.
(22:23:02) Dawn: :D
(22:23:06) Raepdog: Bugs are alien as shit.
(22:23:11) Slynet: Dawn rolls a chance die. Result: 5 (failure)
(22:23:13) Dawn: akas
(22:23:14) Dawn: alas
(22:23:23) Dawn: 0/2 willpower
(22:23:32) Raepdog: You get a response!
(22:24:01) Dawn: Their response is: ALL OF THEM ATTACK DAWN
(22:24:05) Dawn: SHE DIES INSTANTLY
(22:24:26) Chad: loooooool
(22:24:27) Raepdog: You connect, and its like you hear a children's choir of high pitched voices speaking backwards "무슨 말씀이시죠?" says one hornet while another at the same time says "무슨 말씀이시죠?" says one hornet while another at the same time says "무슨 말씀이시죠?" says one hornet while another at the same time says "무슨 말씀이시죠?" says one hornet while another at the same time says "무슨 말씀이시죠?" says one hornet while another at the same time says "무슨 말씀이시죠?" says one hornet while another at the same time says "무슨 말씀이시죠?" says one hornet while another at the same time says "무슨 말씀이시죠?".
(22:24:35) Dawn: hahahaha kroeans
(22:24:36) Raepdog: As for Chad, he begins pulling this guy away.
(22:24:38) Dawn: why you so fucking made of insects
(22:24:38) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 4,6,9 (1 success)
(22:24:47) Raepdog: He also gets stung once more, this time in the stomach.
(22:25:08) Dawn: you still need to roll str + athletics grna
(22:25:11) Dawn: i think raep said so anyways
(22:25:17) Chad: i did
(22:25:17) Chad: silly
(22:25:30) Dawn: Dawn screams at the mass of voices screaming at her.
(22:25:38) Raepdog: Chad finds this guy is not moving and his face mask is red.
(22:26:02) Chad: Are they still attacking?
(22:26:50) Raepdog: So then, you pulled this guy about five yards away. Those that were stinging him stop as you feel his body go limp and the rest go back to the nest, but not before one goes to sting Dawn. Dawn's Def?
(22:26:55) Dawn: interesting
(22:27:01) Dawn: the bees are asking me "what i mean"
(22:27:04) Dawn: according to google translate
(22:28:02) Chad: O.o
(22:28:05) Dawn: my def is 3
(22:28:13) Chad: powergamer
(22:28:17) Dawn: ... which frankly is ridiculous
(22:28:21) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 2 dice with 10-again. Result: 2,3 (failure)
(22:28:25) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 2 dice with 10-again. Result: 7,6 (failure)
(22:28:33) Chad: I whip out my phone and call 911.
(22:29:44) Slynet: Clownie enters the channel.
(22:29:48) Raepdog: Two go for you, but you are able to duck and roll away. You whip out your phone! "This is *crrrk* and we are here to *crackle* please state the na*ztch* of your emergency *static*." says a female voice amidst reception issues.
(22:29:50) Clownie: eww hot pink
(22:29:54) Dawn: CLOWNIE YOUR FRATERNITY IS FUCKING INSANE
(22:29:55) Dawn: OH GOD
(22:30:04) Clownie: You know what I find interesting?
(22:30:06) Clownie: The duality of the Moogle.
(22:30:15) Chad: "Help! Some dude just got completely owned by some bees."
(22:30:19) Clownie: He can DotAwhore all day erry day, but as soon as Raep comes along, he gets the scenes!
(22:30:23) Clownie: How is this possible?
(22:30:30) Clownie: It seems like some monstrous heresy.
(22:30:34) Dawn: By not DotAing all day
(22:30:39) Dawn: steam simply reports when dota is on
(22:30:40) Dawn: >:O
(22:30:44) Chad: (he didn't dota when raep is on and he checks regularly)
(22:30:44) Dawn: also only played one game in three days
(22:32:32) Raepdog: "I'm sorry *crcks* but I cant *zazzle* you very well." she says and man this reception is bad, you also hear a loud buzzing from the nest and from the bottom of it comes a large hornet, about three times the size of these already decent sized bees. Its stinger is long, almost metallic looking.
(22:32:43) Dawn: FUCK THIS SHIT
(22:32:45) Dawn: DAWN IS RUNNING
(22:32:47) Dawn: FUCK CHAD
(22:32:49) Dawn: OUT
(22:32:50) Dawn: AWAY
(22:33:05) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 8,6,1 (1 success)
(22:33:14) Chad: ....
(22:33:14) Dawn: ow
(22:33:15) Dawn: D:
(22:33:20) Dawn: sucks to be you
(22:33:49) Raepdog: This mega-hornet goes straight for Chad, hitting him dead in his phone "Sir, I can't hear you-" is says before going dead, following that the hornet also stops buzzing.
(22:34:12) Dawn: "CHAD!" Dawn screams as she runs away.
(22:34:18) Dawn: Hopefully he will GET THE FUCKING MESSAGE
(22:34:45) Raepdog: Dawn wishes to run?
(22:34:51) Clownie: No, that was all sarcasm
(22:35:04) Chad: ....
(22:35:14) Dawn: Yes.
(22:35:14) Chad: ........
(22:35:16) Dawn: I'm getting out of here.
(22:35:22) Dawn: There's a limit and Chad crossed it.
(22:35:28) Clownie: Y'all are insectophobes.
(22:35:28) Chad: Chad will hoist the man onto his shoulder and RUN.
(22:35:28) Dawn: She tried her best to help, she's not dying for him.
(22:35:33) Clownie: Just cuddle the damn bees.
(22:35:38) Dawn: (other reasons are involved too obviously)
(22:35:48) Dawn: SOME OF US DONT HAVE HONEY FROM AN INSANE FRAT CLUB CLOWNIE
(22:35:52) Raepdog: Strength + Athletics, if you fail you will be open to an additional attack Chad.
(22:36:00) Slynet: Chad rolls 5 dice with 10-again. Result: 8,6,5,7,6 (1 success)
(22:36:00) Raepdog: Where do you run Dawn?
(22:36:04) Chad: THE CHAD
(22:36:06) Chad: NEVER FAILS
(22:36:08) Raepdog: Chad, you get him on your shoulders.
(22:36:10) Chad: I follow Dawn ofc.
(22:36:13) Chad: Oh god.
(22:36:16) Chad: Is this a foot chase.
(22:36:19) Chad: Against fucking bees?
(22:36:28) Dawn: My swaying ass is a magnet to the Chad.
(22:36:35) Dawn: We?
(22:36:43) Dawn: We are running towards the safest possible place
(22:36:48) Raepdog: They are territorial.
(22:36:50) Dawn: .... I assume that would be dorms?
(22:36:53) Dawn: Are we by the dorms?
(22:36:54) Raepdog: The dorms? Sure!
(22:37:25) Raepdog: You run to the dorms across the fresh grass, fresh grass with a few holes in it. Stamina + Athletics you two!
(22:37:33) Raepdog: -2 for Chad due to guy.
(22:38:01) Dawn: >_>
(22:38:04) Slynet: Dawn rolls 2 dice with 10-again. Result: 1,1 (failure)
(22:38:07) Dawn: hahahahaha
(22:38:29) Raepdog: Dawn is able to be attacked by a hornet!
(22:38:31) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 10,5,7 | 5 (1success)
(22:38:35) Slynet: Chad rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 2,9,3 (1 success)
(22:38:38) Dawn: FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
(22:38:42) Dawn: 5/6 for the dawn
(22:38:47) Dawn: "OW!" Dawn screams.
(22:38:52) Raepdog: She is stung once on the back of the arm, and you know for yourself it hurts like a motherfucker!
(22:39:04) Raepdog: Chad, you drag you and this limp man into the building. Care to try again Dawn?
(22:39:20) Dawn: WE WILL SUCCEED
(22:39:23) Dawn: WE ARE ETERNAL
(22:39:25) Slynet: Dawn rolls 2 dice with 10-again. Result: 5,2 (failure)
(22:39:28) Dawn: :(
(22:40:30) Raepdog: Dawn is open for another attack as she stumbles from the first bee.
(22:40:31) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 1,10,7 | 9 (2successes)
(22:40:36) Dawn: inb4 bee rolls 6 successes
(22:40:40) Raepdog: She is stung on the left leg.
(22:40:46) Dawn: 3/6
(22:40:54) Raepdog: Hurts like a motherfucker.
(22:41:17) Raepdog: As for Chad? Chad, you took how much bashing..?
(22:41:43) Clownie: I note that according to Moggle's last scenepost, Dawn has 6/6 WP
(22:41:50) Chad: 6
(22:41:52) Chad: D:
(22:42:08) Dawn: Fixed.
(22:42:11) Dawn: She has 2 WP
(22:42:14) Dawn: and I must have typoed
(22:42:19) Dawn: she spent both WP on trying to command the beeeees
(22:42:39) Raepdog: Chad, you are in a world of hurt- like burn wound hurt. Each one of your hands are puffing up to the point where they are dollar coin sized and the back of your neck is screaming in pain. You actually feel a bit woozy.
(22:42:43) Raepdog: Dawn still has to run!
(22:43:04) Slynet: Dawn rolls 2 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,5 (1 success)
(22:43:07) Dawn: YESSSS
(22:43:28) Chad: I'm going to attempt
(22:43:44) Chad: to see if anyone is around inside the building or if there is a phone.
(22:43:47) Raepdog: Dawn is able to get inside, there you find a slowly getting dizzy Chad and a man in a safety suit that is oozing blood from holes.
(22:43:56) Dawn: CLOSE DOOR
(22:44:37) Raepdog: First floor is the study lounge, and studying is for faggots so no one is currently there as it is lunch time and all the freshies went to that packed lunch hall together.
(22:44:43) Clownie: You have dollar coins?
(22:44:46) Raepdog: The man's suit.. roll perception.
(22:44:58) Dawn: America doesn't
(22:45:00) Dawn: Canada does
(22:45:06) Dawn: I think this reveals Raep is actually CANADIAN
(22:45:10) Slynet: Dawn rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 5,6,5,9 (1 success)
(22:45:12) Clownie: :D
(22:45:14) Dawn: i am successful dawn
(22:45:37) Dawn: For my part
(22:45:43) Dawn: I am going to call Magadon Hospital Services
(22:45:46) Raepdog: 'Looney'
(22:45:46) Dawn: Free ambulances for all!
(22:46:11) Raepdog: Dawn notices that the suit is buzzing slightly on the inside. Does Dawn press the ambulance button?
(22:46:27) Dawn: ...
(22:46:30) Dawn: there are still wasps in here?
(22:46:31) Raepdog: Your black Magadon phone has a red button.
(22:46:44) Dawn: fuck this shit, dawn is stomping that motherfucking wasp inside the suit
(22:46:48) Dawn: THEN calling
(22:46:50) Chad: "Daphne... you okay?.,." Chad says with a wheeze of pain.
(22:46:59) Raepdog: You can't see inside his face mask because its all bloody, but you can hear some buzzing in that suit. Its hard to tell where it is from.
(22:47:07) Dawn: ... I see.
(22:47:36) Dawn: "No, I'm not okay, they wouldn't listen, why wouldn't they listen?" Dawn asks franctically as she presses the red button and backs away from the corpse.
(22:47:42) Dawn: inb4 it calls the metallic wasp
(22:48:39) Chad: "What the fuck? Who didn't listen?"
(22:48:54) Dawn: HA your name is not monica and dawn is freaking out
(22:49:27) Dawn: "The hornets! I'm calling an ambulance..."
(22:50:04) Dawn: ... wait if there are bees in there
(22:50:14) Dawn: this might mean Dawn gets to obtain her next research subject!
(22:50:15) Dawn: :OOOO
(22:50:40) Raepdog: You stomp this guy's most likely corpse a bit if you want, if you press the button it says on speakerphone, "Welcome to Magadon Employee and Associates Private Ambulance Services, an ambulance is being dispatched to your location right now. Please press the thumbprint of all consenting parties into the back of the phone, this removes your right to legal actions against Magadon in exchange for free medical service."
(22:50:50) Chad: "What? They're fucking bees! Of course you can't talk to them..."
(22:51:04) Raepdog: Dawn has dead bees galore stuck into this man, and the one that hit Chad's phone electrocuted itself.
(22:51:15) Dawn: I'm pressing my thumb into it then shoving it at Chad and saying, "Put your thumb on here."
(22:51:29) Chad: "Uh, sure."
(22:51:33) Chad: Thumb pressed!
(22:51:38) Dawn: :D
(22:51:52) Chad: THIS IS A BAD IDEA
(22:51:57) Dawn: Dawn sits down as far away from the poor exterminator as possible.
(22:52:16) Dawn: "Alright, there's going to be an ambulance here soon, uh, what just happened and why do things always go wrong around you?"
(22:52:31) Raepdog: You hear a nice Beep after Dawn presses her thumb in, "Employee Authorization for Dawn Forrester." You hear an additional beep, one that is less sing songy, for Chad's thumb, "Unknown Person, please state your full name."
(22:52:40) Chad: "The Chad."
(22:52:59) Dawn: :D
(22:53:02) Chad: :D
(22:53:04) Raepdog: Slight error noise, are Dawn and Chad facebook friends?
(22:53:05) Dawn: preference for the dawnemployee
(22:53:17) Dawn: ... uh
(22:53:18) Chad: ARE WE?
(22:53:25) Dawn: I imagine Chad would've creeped my facebook by now
(22:53:31) Chad: Yeah.
(22:53:31) Dawn: So... sure.
(22:53:37) Chad: We're totally facebook pals!
(22:53:40) Chad: bffs
(22:53:56) Raepdog: "Error, name not accepted. Are you Chad Pret? Yes or no."
(22:54:17) Chad: "Yes, that's what I said."
(22:54:27) Chad: "The one and only."
(22:54:34) Dawn: Software was never designed for Chad.
(22:54:39) Clownie: I hate Chad.
(22:54:43) Chad: lol
(22:55:06) Raepdog: The beep once again goes, and the voice speaks again "Do you have any test subjects with you?"
(22:55:26) Dawn: ... I don't think I'm allowed to say it in front of Chad, am I?
(22:55:43) Chad: "Test,.... what?
(22:55:44) Chad: "
(22:55:47) Dawn: This phone seems flawed.
(22:55:47) Raepdog: There is also a red timer on the screen of this black phone that says 2:39 and is counting down.
(22:55:51) Dawn: Why so speakerphone, phone?
(22:55:53) Dawn: Why so speakerphone.
(22:56:12) Raepdog: Theres a button to make it go not-speaker, it is basically a modified blackberry.
(22:56:31) Dawn: DO SO THEN
(22:56:39) Dawn: Chad doesn't need to hear company secrets!
(22:57:01) Dawn: I shall respond and say, "Possibly," and attempt to give Chad a confused look!
(22:57:09) Dawn: And say possibly in confused tone of voice
(22:57:14) Dawn: gosh dawn is bad at this
(22:57:19) Chad: i demand a roll trolol
(22:57:28) Dawn: :D
(22:57:35) Dawn: i demand this as justification to up my subterfuge
(22:57:47) Dawn: WHAT i already have one in subterfuge?
(22:58:25) Raepdog: "Does these include humanoid test subjects? Yes or no."
(22:58:40) Raepdog: 1:36 seconds left.
(22:59:01) Dawn: "Yes!" I say at the phone.
(22:59:44) Raepdog: "Please wait or state any additional concerns." says the phone and roll perception guys.
(23:00:22) Slynet: Dawn rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 4,10,5,10 | 1,6 (2successes)
(23:00:34) Slynet: Chad rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 10,2,3,8 | 4 (2successes)
(23:00:42) Dawn: its the corpse isnt it
(23:00:45) Dawn: its always the corpse
(23:00:47) Chad: O.o
(23:01:11) Raepdog: 26 Seconds on the phone.
(23:01:13) Dawn: "Wa
(23:01:21) Chad: "OH FUCK WHERE ARE THEY?"
(23:01:52) Dawn: "I don't know!" Dawn says, scared.
(23:01:56) Slynet: Baximus enters the channel.
(23:02:01) Slynet: Online Users: Baximus, Chad, Clownie, Dawn, Jarkill, Raepdog
(23:02:08) Dawn: what is a baximus
(23:02:26) Baximus: did i
(23:02:28) Baximus: interupt something
(23:02:37) Dawn: :D
(23:02:38) Dawn: no
(23:02:48) Chad: sshhh shhh baby, enjoy the ride
(23:04:06) Raepdog: "Your ambulance is waiting outside." says the phone in a pleasant voice, and looking out the window you see a black van with the Magadon logo on it in white.
(23:04:24) Dawn: I'll try to wave them in!
(23:04:28) Dawn: I don't think Chad is any condition to walk.
(23:04:35) Slynet: Baximus leaves the channel.
(23:04:55) Chad: Permission to collapse?
(23:04:55) Slynet: Baximus enters the channel.
(23:05:03) Slynet: Baximus leaves the channel.
(23:05:17) Slynet: Baximus enters the channel.
(23:05:20) Chad: Because whatever I am stung with is probably going to take me down.
(23:05:24) Raepdog: Two men in gray and red paramedic uniforms come inside, they look at Chad Pret and one escorts him inside asking you "Please come with us." meanwhile the other one begins bagging the dead bee keeper.
(23:05:29) Dawn: pfft
(23:05:33) Raepdog: Speaking of, Chad- roll Stam.
(23:05:33) Dawn: you have toxin resistance grna
(23:05:36) Dawn: that's why you're alive
(23:05:41) Chad: ....
(23:05:45) Chad: Moogle's right, derp.
(23:05:47) Slynet: Chad rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 7,3,9 (1 success)
(23:06:01) Chad: "Uh, sure," I say while not knowing WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.
(23:06:06) Dawn: I'm going to head into the ambulance too!
(23:06:06) Dawn: :D
(23:06:11) Dawn: I have wounds that need attention.
(23:06:53) Slynet: Clownie has been logged out (Timeout).
(23:07:53) Raepdog: Chad, you are woozy but you stay awake. All of these men, when they speak you only hear this great loud buzzing.. buzzing and the strange sound of shitty generic pop music in the background. Chad is put on a stretcher and fastened into it, by the hands and legs while the one guy begins looking him over by cutting off his shirt and looking at the three large welts that look to be about two inches in diameter. The other guy brings in a body bag with a tag on it.
(23:08:19) Raepdog: "Is there anything else Miss Forrester?" he says to you offering you a seat.
(23:08:23) Dawn: Is it the bee venom
(23:08:27) Dawn: or is it magadon
(23:08:28) Dawn: hmmm
(23:08:31) Dawn: also :D
(23:08:42) Chad: "Not my polo!"
(23:08:54) Chad: jesus
(23:08:56) Chad: those bees
(23:08:58) Chad: fucked me up
(23:08:58) Chad: D:
(23:09:21) Dawn: "I don't know what happened. The bees... wasps... whatever, they just went insane. A huge one destroyed Chad's phone," I say, motioning at him. "I... don't think they were normal bees," Dawn says in a small voice.
(23:09:28) Dawn: She is comforted by company property though :D
(23:09:31) Raepdog: Chad only hears buzzing from the man's voice before bees spill out of it to hit him.
(23:09:32) Dawn: magadon is wonderful life saver
(23:09:35) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 4,3,4 (failure)
(23:09:36) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 8,8,10 | 5 (3successes)
(23:09:37) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,10,7 | 7 (2successes)
(23:09:38) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 10,9,10 | 1,4 (3successes)
(23:09:40) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 2,10,1 | 10 | 3 (2successes)
(23:09:41) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 7,6,4 (failure)
(23:09:43) Dawn: ....
(23:09:44) Dawn: ....
(23:09:46) Dawn: ...
(23:09:53) Chad: ...
(23:10:03) Chad: WHAT
(23:10:11) Raepdog: Chad, you feel a lot of pain before blacking out into a deep darkness filled with only the pop music.
(23:10:11) Chad: bees came out of WHO?
(23:10:51) Raepdog: The medic tending to you, right after you feel a sharp pain in your left arm.
(23:11:11) Raepdog: Chad, you are blacked out as of now.
(23:11:22) Dawn: :D
(23:12:00) Raepdog: You felt four additional bees sting you with massive pain.
(23:12:17) Chad: .......
(23:12:20) Chad: bees
(23:12:22) Chad: came out of
(23:12:24) Chad: THE MEDIC?
(23:12:28) Chad: WHAT?
(23:12:30) Baximus: spy be
(23:12:31) Baximus: e
(23:12:32) Raepdog: Your eyes open a bit, and the walls are made of what looks like wasp paper.
(23:12:37) Dawn: bees have infested everyone
(23:12:44) Chad: holy shit what
(23:12:45) Chad: what
(23:12:46) Chad: what
(23:12:47) Chad: what
(23:12:48) Dawn: nowhere is safe
(23:13:10) Raepdog: Your arms and legs really hurt, and looking at them you can see out of each place a sting was you see a mouth with sharp teeth screaming out in pain. These mouths are coming out of your skin.
(23:14:03) Baximus: hot
(23:14:04) Raepdog: Around these circles of pain you feel a few other budding sharp pains, and you notice boils forming around those screaming mouths. You got split up so I'm doing you in here, Moogle in gtalk.
(23:14:36) Chad: Jesus christ.
(23:14:47) Chad: I'm still trying to figure out
(23:14:50) Chad: what the fuck happened
(23:14:52) Chad: the bees
(23:14:56) Chad: CAME OUT OF THE MEDIC?
(23:14:59) Dawn: came out of the paramedic
(23:14:59) Dawn: yes
(23:15:03) Dawn: and they attacked you
(23:15:19) Baximus: ive watched enough horror movies
(23:15:45) Baximus: come on, really
(23:15:47) Baximus: this is obvious
(23:16:00) Raepdog: Yes, out of the medics mouth while you were tied down.
(23:16:17) Chad: jesus what
(23:16:56) Chad: Yeah, Chad is going to scream in fear if he can.
(23:17:05) Baximus: oh
(23:17:38) Raepdog: Those boils pop and you realize.. those are just closed eye lids. These mouths have eyes now, some only have one or two bloodshot eyes while some have three or four. Some of the eyes are human and yellow, others are compound eyes. The mouths just scream as a woman walks out of the door in front of you, she is wearing a yellow and black striped dress and from each of her hands comes a long stinger. She is Asian looking, one of her eyes is yellow and the other is like that of a hornet.
(23:17:49) Raepdog: You scream, just like your other mouths.
(23:18:14) Slynet: Jarkill enters the channel.
(23:18:15) Chad: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?"
(23:19:33) Baximus: i am asian hornet girl
(23:19:36) Baximus: and i hail from japan
(23:19:40) Raepdog: 'Everything, everyone, everywhere." she says buzzing, like she is speaking through a fan. Your moths keep screaming and in your horror you can see from all 16 of them.
(23:19:51) Jarkill: Burninate.
(23:20:12) Chad: O.O
(23:20:30) Chad: I attempt to break free.
(23:20:34) Raepdog: I don't know how to describe going from one field of vision to 16, but you can imagine it is pretty horrible.
(23:21:00) Raepdog: Oh, you are free! You do however get the mouths to close, they all stop screaming and because of that- roll perception.
(23:21:00) Chad: I wonder if my mind can handle that shit.
(23:21:08) Baximus: close all ur eyes but the one closest to ur groin
(23:21:11) Raepdog: Also, give me your defence.
(23:21:15) Jarkill: ...Did they come out of the stings or something?
(23:21:17) Baximus: imagine u're ur penis for a day
(23:21:27) Chad: do I get a bonus due to all my eyes?
(23:21:27) Chad: ah
(23:21:28) Slynet: Clownie enters the channel.
(23:21:30) Chad: 2 defense
(23:21:36) Slynet: Chad rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 10,6,3,3 | 8 (2successes)
(23:21:40) Chad: FUCK YOU CLOWNIE
(23:21:45) Chad: YOUR FRAT SUCKS
(23:21:46) Clownie: nn?
(23:21:49) Clownie: ah
(23:21:49) Clownie: no
(23:21:52) Clownie: my frat is awesome
(23:22:03) Dawn: YOUR FRAT
(23:22:04) Dawn: IS MADE OF BEES
(23:22:05) Dawn: FUCK YOU
(23:22:13) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 6 dice with 10-again. Result: 3,2,8,9,4,3 (2successes)
(23:23:21) Raepdog: You can hear the buzzing coming from inside of you as she slices into you with her sharp hand stingers gutting you like a fish. The first odd things is that you notice it is not blood dripping from her dagger stinger, it is a golden honey substance.. and the next thing you notice is the swarm of bees spilling out of you.
(23:23:55) Chad: ...
(23:24:00) Raepdog: You feel a sharp pain in your arm, and you open your actually eyes to realize it was a dream.
(23:24:17) Chad: Was it....?
(23:24:20) Chad: How sure am I?
(23:24:20) Baximus: too much secondhand smoking
(23:24:30) Dawn: "Chad?" I ask.
(23:24:40) Chad: That seems too fucking realistic to be a goddam dream.
(23:24:45) Chad: I scream when I wake up.
(23:24:55) Raepdog: You are in a hospital room, nauseous, and looking at a Dawn Forrester. You are wearing hospital scrubs and drenched in sweat, although you are strapped by the arms and legs to a metallic bed. The air smells sterile and you don't have sharp pain anymore, just a dull pain.
(23:25:08) Clownie: why can people not spell forester
(23:25:11) Clownie: it makes me sad
(23:25:19) Dawn: "Stop screaming, Chad," Dawn says worriedly.
(23:25:21) Dawn: :D
(23:25:52) Dawn: (is this the first WOD hospital scene ever where it wasn't just assumed we healed from our wounds? QUITE POSSIBLY)
(23:26:40) Chad: "Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck," I say while looking around the room frantically, "Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck."
(23:27:03) Raepdog: Half all wounds received. Numbing Gel was put on any sting, so the swelling has gone down and the pain is now lighter and dull.
(23:27:12) Dawn: "Chad, shh, you're fine. No more wasps."
(23:27:45) Chad: "Oh god what was that?" I ask as tears stream from my eyes, "I had so many eyes and mouths and they cut me open!"
(23:28:03) Dawn: ...
(23:28:07) Dawn: let me rephrase that
(23:28:17) Dawn: "..." Dawn says, not speaking.
(23:28:22) Clownie: Been to a Lovecraft story, Chad?
(23:28:40) Chad: "What? What? Did that actually happen?"
(23:29:05) Baximus: these colors are freaking me out
(23:29:11) Baximus: chad's pink and dawn is blue
(23:29:13) Dawn: "You've been knocked out for the past while, since the ambulance..."
(23:29:26) Chad: go /nocolor if you dislike it :p
(23:29:27) Dawn: You can type /nocolor if it bothers you
(23:29:28) Dawn: :Pp
(23:29:34) Dawn: its /color to bring the colors back
(23:29:38) Chad: "I... oh... it was just a dream?"
(23:29:47) Dawn: as an admin i will still be blue though
(23:29:47) Jarkill: Who the hell is Baximus?
(23:30:01) Jarkill: The command should be /discolor, imo
(23:30:06) Jarkill: or /discolour
(23:30:20) Dawn: this can be arranged
(23:30:47) Dawn: "Well, I don't know what you mean. The wasps were very real and I'm still scared..."
(23:31:00) Dawn: Could've lied to you
(23:31:04) Dawn: but you're in a hospital for a reason
(23:31:19) Baximus: when is the mafia channel in
(23:31:27) Chad: "I-I.... oh god..." I say while being clearly disturbed.
(23:31:49) Chad: ...running mafia games in the mafia channel... seems brilliant
(23:31:53) Chad: we should do it sometime
(23:32:01) Dawn: i concur
(23:32:10) Dawn: i'll try and run a chat-game sometime for lulz
(23:32:19) Clownie: that feel when no one has ever considered is
(23:32:20) Clownie: it*
(23:32:46) Baximus: .
(23:32:53) Dawn: "The guy you tried to save... didn't make it," I say after being silent for a few moments.
(23:33:00) Dawn: Dawn is kind of sad and looks exhausted.
(23:33:51) Chad: "Fuck... well, at least you're okay, right? I fucking hate those things. How can bees be so goddam strong?"
(23:34:25) Baximus: i was really scared this was a pokemon fanfic when i came in here
(23:34:31) Dawn: "I don't know, they were... scary," Dawn says a bit lamely. "One tried to destroy your phone. I always knew wasps were bad, but not that bad..."
(23:34:47) Dawn: you're on the forums and didn't notice the giant board devoted to the game?
(23:34:48) Dawn: :P
(23:35:36) Chad: "I... think they're related to the bees Ace and I raided. We have their hives... oh FUCK. Are they going to hunt me down?"
(23:36:04) Raepdog: (Im still afraid its a pokemon fanfi)
(23:36:12) Dawn: "You've seen them before?" Dawn asks, surprised and scared. "You mean they are everywhere on campus?"
(23:36:20) Baximus: chad got raped by beedrills
(23:36:27) Chad: :<
(23:36:27) Baximus: emotional scar
(23:36:35) Chad: they pierced the heavens, i mean, my anus
(23:36:45) Raepdog: Chad's phone is not on him. On a table is a pair of khaki pants and a tasteful white polo. The polo smells of nice cologne.
(23:37:26) Chad: "Uh.... we went to this place where we raided.... Oh cool, are those mine?" I say while attempting to get up. I bet I can't + feel intense pain
(23:38:34) Raepdog: You are strapped to the metal bed unless Dawn unties you.
(23:38:51) Dawn: ...
(23:38:52) Dawn: this is hot
(23:38:53) Dawn: and kinky
(23:39:16) Chad: "Uh, am I not supposed to get up?"
(23:39:24) Dawn: "Uh, yeah, they replaced your other polo..." Dawn says as she rushes to untie Chad!
(23:39:24) Dawn: :D
(23:40:20) Raepdog: Wait, she blows him first right?
(23:40:30) Chad: I will carefully get up while testing what movements create pain.
(23:41:01) Baximus: punch him in the stomach a few times so u can capture him with ur pokeball
(23:41:02) Dawn: Oh, that's after she sits on his face Raep
(23:41:14) Raepdog: Not much pain, some dull pain from the wounds. You find the slacks, the polo, a brown leather JCREW belt, and a thing of prescription numbing creme.
(23:41:15) Chad: what
(23:41:22) Dawn: (a joke)
(23:41:23) Chad: ah
(23:41:25) Raepdog: even more kinky
(23:41:36) Chad: jesus, the placing of my remakes
(23:41:40) Chad: remarks*
(23:41:50) Chad: makes me seem like i am reacting to moogle's joke
(23:41:51) Chad: anyways
(23:42:30) Raepdog: "Sit on my face?" asks Chad.
(23:42:35) Chad: If I am wearing a medical gown, I will get up and go to my stuff, "Yo, you gonna stay for a free show or gonna leave?"
(23:43:06) Dawn: "Free show?" Dawn asks, confused.
(23:43:21) Raepdog: Whip out his dick?
(23:43:22) Chad: "I'm about to change."
(23:43:31) Dawn: im aware OOC
(23:43:33) Chad: I ain't no stripper, gtfo
(23:43:37) Dawn: i havent overplayed Dawn's innocence yet though
(23:43:39) Dawn: i really should
(23:43:41) Dawn: do it more often
(23:43:52) Dawn: "Oh, I'll, uhm, leave!" Dawn says hurriedly as she gets out.
(23:43:59) Raepdog: Oh wait.
(23:44:00) Raepdog: This is lols.
(23:44:06) Chad: Oh no
(23:44:09) Raepdog: Dawn, Chad stands up and you notice something!
(23:44:27) Baximus: auroch
(23:44:35) Baximus: eunoch
(23:44:45) Chad: Chad ain't no eunoch
(23:44:53) Raepdog: You can't see it due to his skirt, but priapism is still noticeable.
(23:45:02) Raepdog: He is embarrassingly pitching a tent.
(23:45:04) Dawn: ...
(23:45:05) Dawn: :D
(23:45:12) Dawn: this is embarassingly hilarious
(23:45:17) Chad: I pitch a tent for Dawn all day everyday
(23:45:19) Dawn: could this potentially lead to hospital sex
(23:45:31) Chad: also, goddamn awkward boner, hate that shit
(23:45:48) Chad: >"Please come to the front of the class and answer the problem
>"Nope, feeling sick."
(23:46:34) Dawn: "let me help you with that" dawn says as she strips down slowly
(23:46:38) Dawn: "i am a medical professional"
(23:46:43) Chad: trololololol
(23:46:45) Dawn: ... yeah this could go places
(23:47:08) Raepdog: "If you have an erection lasting more than four hours, call an additional girl and ask your friends."
(23:47:17) Raepdog: priapism hurts bro
(23:47:20) Dawn: "Oh... uh, I see. I'll leave!" Dawn says.
(23:47:32) Dawn: awkward exits are the best
(23:47:33) Raepdog: its a painful venom erection
(23:47:38) Chad: ...
(23:47:57) Chad: >former pre-med student
>what is this
(23:48:05) Chad: yeah, good thing i swapped to math
(23:48:24) Chad: I'll... awkwardly change then.
(23:48:24) Chad: D:
(23:49:14) Baximus: how long
(23:49:16) Baximus: do these things last
(23:49:32) Raepdog: Dawn goes outside and the doctor comes over to her, "We have 5 dead samples of the hornets at the lab along with three live samples extracted from the corpses oral cavity. We also have the dead larger specimen that was lodged in the phone. Toxic analysis will be available in your lab tomorrow."
(23:49:32) Dawn: well baximus
(23:49:34) Dawn: lets to wikipedia
(23:49:37) Chad: iono, never had one
(23:49:39) Dawn: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism
(23:49:43) Raepdog: Anywhere from 20 minutes to 6 hours.
(23:49:50) Raepdog: Oh, I thought he meant scene.
(23:49:55) Raepdog: Anyhow, Chad can get changed.
(23:50:29) Dawn: Distal shunts, such as the Winter's,[clarification needed] involve puncturing the glans (the distal part of the penis) into one of the cavernosa, where the old, stagnant blood is held. This causes the blood to leave the penis and return to the circulation. This procedure can be performed by a urologist at the bedside.
(23:50:33) Dawn: treatment is pleasant
(23:51:02) Chad: my phone
(23:51:02) Chad: :<
(23:51:07) Chad: bet it was an iphone
(23:51:08) Raepdog: Chad just has a venom chubby that returns to normal soon, his penis was already jabbed.
(23:51:13) Raepdog: It was an iphone!
(23:51:15) Dawn: lol
(23:51:19) Chad: ....
(23:51:20) Chad: ffffffffffffffff
(23:51:23) Raepdog: However, it was also replaced by Magadon!
(23:51:25) Baximus: im going to be an urologist when i grow up
(23:51:27) Dawn: i think though
(23:51:32) Dawn: that iphones are covered under warranty
(23:51:33) Chad: how nice!
(23:51:37) Dawn: maybe not "dangerous killer bees" though
(23:51:46) Baximus: and i was talking about these sessions
(23:51:55) Raepdog: 20 minutes to 6 hours.
(23:51:58) Chad: we've had VERY long scenes
(23:52:00) Chad: yeah
(23:52:03) Raepdog: Generally a half an hour to an hour.
(23:52:18) Raepdog: So anyhow, Chad can find Dawn outside.
(23:52:24) Raepdog: Its night time now.
(23:52:36) Dawn: :D
(23:52:53) Raepdog: Chad's new phone has a text from Jessica, "I can't stop thinking about our last date, you're so amazing."
(23:53:04) Raepdog: Dawn's phone beeps alerting her to an email.
(23:53:13) Dawn: READ EMAIL
(23:53:48) Chad: "Heya Daisy," I say while being a bit shaken. My confidence seems to return as I read my text, however.
(23:55:03) Clownie: What's the appeal of sticking around anyway, Baximus? Surely the weirdfest should've expelled you by sheer force of weird by now.
(23:55:16) Dawn: It's not usually this weird!
(23:55:22) Dawn: ... who am I kidding?
(23:55:41) Raepdog: Is Baximus one of the Dagohir people I know irl that I told to sign up?
(23:55:48) Baximus: yes
(23:56:17) Raepdog: Ben?
(23:56:19) Chad: sorry, was moving to bed
(23:56:22) Baximus: no
(23:56:23) Raepdog: OR BE IT MIKE?
(23:56:26) Dawn: i understand grna
(23:56:28) Chad: aaaand, no response from dawn, what a noob
(23:56:30) Dawn: this scene DID get pretty hot
(23:56:39) Chad: >:O
(23:56:55) Dawn: "My name is Dawn," I say slowly.
(23:56:57) Clownie: Ah, so Baximus is a weirdbro grabbed by Raep.
(23:57:08) Dawn: Perhaps I've merely been enuniciating poorly.
(23:57:12) Clownie: WelComE tO the fOLd
(23:57:31) Raepdog: I go by 'Dave' around them parts Clownie, and I am proud of Grand's half hour drug trip of horror.
(23:57:57) Clownie: Oh, I can start calling you David Felt. That is your full name, correct?
(23:58:06) Chad: "Uh... right," I respond sheepishly.
(23:58:11) Dawn: shush Henrik
(23:58:12) Raepdog: Nah, my real name is Clark West.
(23:58:16) Dawn: or I may be forced to start on you
(23:58:17) Jarkill: ...
(23:58:20) Jarkill: Wait, who the hell is Baximus?
(23:58:24) Dawn: Raep's bro.
(23:58:29) Baximus: mike
(23:58:31) Clownie: Henrik Skjerseth can speak in third person while referring to everyone whose full name he knows by their full name.
(23:58:34) Clownie: This is acceptable?
(23:58:41) Raepdog: If you are Mike, how many martial arts do you know?
(23:58:42) Dawn: Drew Barclay may be forced to do the same.
(23:58:46) Dawn: It is found to be acceptable.
(23:58:48) Baximus: all of them
(23:58:51) Clownie: Excellent.
(23:58:54) Chad: bax is trolling
(23:58:56) Raepdog: Hah, imposter.
(23:59:03) Dawn: "Uh, so..."
(23:59:11) Raepdog: Bax is probably one of my many colored friends, we all joke around a lot.
(23:59:13) Dawn: This is awkward.
(23:59:30) Chad: "Wanna... go back to my place?"
(23:59:36) Raepdog: Indeed, you are all in this very nice private hospital.
(23:59:36) Clownie: >_>
(23:59:40) Chad: "I need to get rid of something."
(23:59:41) Clownie: Henrik Skjerseth hates Chad Pret.
(23:59:59) Raepdog: Dawn notices a familiar face in a hospital gown, it is Lance!
(00:00:08) Jarkill: Post.
(00:00:11) Chad: lol
(00:00:27) Jarkill: You know, Clownie, you give autists a bad name >.>
(00:00:37) Dawn: "... I think you'll be fine without my uhm... help. Hi, there!" I say to Lance.
(00:00:44) Dawn: SO tempted to say "here's someone who can help you" to chasd
(00:00:51) Dawn: but i dont know if dawn is at that joking point
(00:01:19) Clownie: Autistics
(00:01:21) Clownie: Jake Pridham.
(00:01:36) Raepdog: He is smoking, and walks over to give you a hug, "Just getting my lungs re-done, those fucking Chinese prisoners don't hold up like they used to."
(00:01:52) Dawn: Oh Lance!
(00:01:54) Chad: "Who the fuck is this faggot?"
(00:01:56) Dawn: I hug him back warmly.
(00:02:10) Dawn: I'll let Lance introduce himself.
(00:02:13) Dawn: This should be good.
(00:02:13) Dawn: :D
(00:03:23) Raepdog: "Lance Solomon, guilty as charged." he says blowing smoke in Chad's face, "This the guy who kept screaming and kicking in his sleep they're all talking about?" he says before looking down at the bulge, "Ooh, we got pills that can help you with that- not the swelling, but the size."
(00:03:44) Raepdog: Enjoy your emasculation.
(00:03:49) Dawn: and then lance was awesome at insulting chad
(00:03:55) Chad: ....
(00:04:02) Baximus: frenzy
(00:04:08) Chad: ^
(00:04:09) Chad: ^
(00:04:11) Chad: ^
(00:04:17) Chad: why am I not a damn vampire
(00:04:39) Chad: holy shit, fuck you Lance
(00:04:45) Chad: I have a new goal in this game
(00:04:52) Chad: beat the shit out of this faggot
(00:05:01) Dawn: I smile into Lance's shoulder
(00:05:03) Raepdog: Don't call a gay man faggot.
(00:05:05) Dawn: at this :D
(00:05:13) Chad: HOW WOULD CHAD KNOW?
(00:05:27) Chad: gimme a moment, need to think of response that fits chad
(00:05:44) Clownie: Henrik Skjerseth likes Lance Solomon.
(00:05:52) Raepdog: "So buttercup, we got some new toys for you in the lab- your own computer, duel monitors and some other neat stuff. Oh, at a loss for words junior?"
(00:05:56) Clownie: Lance Solomon is a pretty cool guy. Eh insults Chad Prets and doesnt afraid of anyoen.
(00:06:04) Chad: no
(00:06:07) Chad: fuck you raep
(00:06:10) Chad: you let me respond
(00:06:13) Dawn: :D
(00:06:21) Raepdog: You may respond!
(00:06:23) Chad: you don't get to insult me and swap topics fuck you lance FUCK YOU
(00:06:29) Dawn: hahaha
(00:07:01) Raepdog: Hes doing his vaugley southern accent today.
(00:07:08) Chad: "Motherfucker, I don't need reduction pills," snaps Chad, "And don't change the topic about Della and her fucking sex toys. No one insults the Chad and walks away, no one."
(00:07:22) Chad: yeah, that fits him
(00:07:26) Dawn: Oh Chad!
(00:07:29) Dawn: yeah it does
(00:07:51) Chad: gonna get completely owned, but eh
(00:07:57) Dawn: I sigh into Lance's shoulder!
(00:08:05) Clownie: Chad Pret lacks the IQ to have a battle of wits with Lance Solomon.
(00:08:55) Raepdog: "Hey, I'm on your side- we've been making extra-average size condoms for a decade now. Everyone should feel something extra, with something extra." he says doing the condom jingle at the end, "I'll see you later buttercup, I'm having my kidney re-done in twenty.
(00:09:35) Dawn: "Oh, uh, bye Lance."
(00:10:06) Chad: "Yeah, you better walk away, or you're going to need a face transplant too."
(00:10:17) Chad: >face transplant
(00:10:29) Baximus: lmao
(00:10:50) Raepdog: "Not for six months, also- you're STD free according to your bloodwork." he says walking away.
(00:11:12) Chad: "Huh?"
(00:11:21) Dawn: ... well at least he checked
(00:12:16) Raepdog: He turns around, "Do you think I'm talking to Buttercup? Her with an STD, thats a laugh. You, your featherweight pecker is STD free from HPV to HIV." he says before going off again.
(00:13:00) Dawn: "Uh..." Dawn says, trapped in between these two.
(00:13:04) Clownie: Lance Solomon identifies Dawn Forester as "Buttercup?"
(00:13:14) Jarkill: Build her up
(00:13:24) Clownie: (break her down)
(00:13:24) Raepdog: BUTTERCUP
(00:13:33) Jarkill: I am surprised at the number of people who got that.
(00:14:03) Baximus: i count 1
(00:14:04) Raepdog: Its to dehumanize her while also making her see him as a father figure.
Spoiler  :
(00:14:05) Chad: "Bitch, it weighs more than a truck of feathers, and it's a pecker of death," Chad replies lamely.
(00:14:14) Chad: lololol
(00:14:19) Clownie: Henrik Skjerseth finds that adorable.
(00:14:29) Clownie: A PECKER OF DEATH
(00:14:33) Clownie: That's a charmer.
(00:14:38) Chad: is it canon that chad has a small dick?
(00:14:40) Raepdog: Lance just goes into the wind as it is not his scene even if I love him.
(00:14:43) Raepdog: No.
(00:15:00) Clownie: It is canon that Chad Pret's penis size is shrouded in mystery
(00:15:04) Raepdog: Its cannon that Lance said it was small, and so far no girl has had the balls to tell you it is small.
(00:15:04) Clownie: As no one cares to define it.
(00:15:08) Baximus: would a truck of feathers even weigh that much?
(00:15:11) Raepdog: It is up to you Grand.
(00:15:18) Raepdog: WAIT.
(00:15:21) Clownie: Henrik Skjerseth knows for a fact that a truck is quite heavy.
(00:15:22) Dawn: lance was just insulting you
(00:15:25) Dawn: somehow i doubt it matters
(00:15:26) Dawn: :D
(00:15:30) Raepdog: Lance replies, "A ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?"
(00:15:33) Raepdog: INT ONE.
(00:15:41) Clownie: ... :D
(00:15:42) Raepdog: You are stunned as he walks off.
(00:15:51) Clownie: all aboard the choo choo
(00:16:41) Dawn: "Oh, Lance... I really don't think he liked you calling him a faggot," Dawn says to Chad after he's gone.
(00:16:45) Raepdog: He walks off, get it if you wish.
(00:16:45) Chad: D:<
(00:17:06) Chad: "No one does, still makes him a faggot."
(00:17:29) Raepdog: >jessica left alone to die
(00:20:41) Dawn: "Well... uh, what now?"
(00:21:16) Baximus: is there a thread where i could read this entire game from the beginning?
(00:21:31) Clownie: There's a whole BOARD.
(00:21:34) Raepdog: Chad gets a text, its from Kaci "My place in twenty, on the roof with the whip?"
(00:21:37) Clownie: How you missed it is beyond Henrik Skjerseth.
(00:21:40) Baximus: yeah, but it doesn't seem very orderly
(00:21:48) Clownie: Orderly? Ha!
(00:21:55) Raepdog: http://thegoodsirs.net/forum/index.php?topic=5202.0
(00:21:58) Baximus: chronically so
(00:21:58) Clownie: You fail to see the core of the Sirs, the very CHAOS that drives us from within!
(00:22:02) Raepdog: Solo scenes are in Character Threads.
(00:22:08) Raepdog: Bax, who the fuck are you also?
(00:22:14) Clownie: Henrik Skjerseth recommends picking a character
(00:22:19) Clownie: Then reading all of said character's plot
(00:22:27) Clownie: Then continuing, one character at a time, until one is finished.
(00:22:37) Raepdog: Dan.
(00:22:38) Dawn: There is one main thread for all of the group scenes
(00:22:40) Dawn: the Breakfast Club
(00:22:46) Dawn: and then each character has their own personal plot posted!
(00:24:18) Slynet: Baximus leaves the channel.
(00:24:45) Chad: back
(00:24:49) Chad: not fucking amused
(00:24:53) Slynet: Baximus enters the channel.
(00:25:14) Chad: What the fuck,Kaci.
(00:26:36) Chad: I respond to both of them:
@Jessica "I know"
@Kaci "Not tonight, just came out of hospital."
(00:27:04) Chad: "Uh, as I said before. Let's go to my place, I have something to show you."
(00:27:40) Raepdog: Kaci's response, "Don't make me hunt you down.. ;)"
(00:27:51) Chad: Oh god
(00:27:56) Chad: No responding to that.
(00:28:08) Dawn: ... :D
(00:28:09) Clownie: Henrik Skjerseth approves of the amount of creepy stalking in this game.
(00:28:45) Clownie: Drew Barclay, why are Baximus and Jake Pridham randomly appearing and disappearing upon Henrik Skjerseth's UI without leaving/entering channel?
(00:28:48) Dawn: I text a certain someone and put my phone away! "Uh... what is it?"
(00:28:59) Dawn: THAT clownie is because of the wonders of i dont know
(00:29:07) Chad: "It's a surprise, come on."
(00:29:47) Dawn: "I don't know if I like surprises that much," Dawn says a bit slowly.
(00:29:52) Dawn: FEAR OF RAPE: 1% and rising
(00:30:05) Raepdog: Speaking of Clownie, Kit gets an email alerting him that his teacher passed away.
(00:30:13) Jarkill: That is because
(00:30:17) Jarkill: I am, uh, how do you say
(00:30:19) Dawn: ... is this the Bio teacher?
(00:30:25) Chad: "Trust me, you'll like this one."
(00:30:58) Dawn: FEAR OF RAPE: 10% and rising
(00:31:41) Dawn: "I really don't think it's a good idea, can you give me a hint?" Dawn says.
(00:31:53) Dawn: oh god chad is going to get back at lance by fucking me, fuck
(00:31:59) Raepdog: The class Kit is doing worst in.
(00:32:08) Jarkill: 0.o
(00:32:16) Jarkill: How did he die?
(00:32:17) Dawn: ... your frat is seriously fucked up Clownie
(00:32:31) Baximus: l
(00:32:39) Chad: "What the fuck? I just want to show you the bee hives I got from the time I raided the bee place."
(00:33:03) Chad: oh my god, clownie
(00:33:33) Dawn: "And you thought I'd like that?" Dawn says. "Those wasps were scary as hell. We could have died! Why do you have a hive?"
(00:34:14) Raepdog: Says he drowned.
(00:34:23) Raepdog: Possible suicide.
(00:34:43) Jarkill: Oh, boy!
(00:34:44) Dawn: He drowned... in bees.
(00:34:54) Jarkill: Did he drown in his own blood after slitting his own throat with a razor?
(00:34:55) Chad: "Because I fucking stole it from them. You seem to be part of some science place... so... science the shit out of it and find out how we can kill them please."
(00:35:04) Jarkill: Or was his mouth filled with BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
(00:36:23) Clownie: Henrik Skjerseth likes how this game automatically took a turn towards !!SCIENCE!! by having more intellectual characters than usual.
(00:36:38) Clownie: Even the retard is suggesting !!SCIENCE!!
(00:37:03) Dawn: "Uh, well, I..." Dawn says, trying to find some way to respond to that.
(00:37:05) Chad: clownie
(00:37:08) Chad: your frat
(00:37:12) Chad: just what the fuck
(00:37:12) Jarkill: Clownie
(00:37:21) Jarkill: Can you please stop being so... assburgers?
(00:37:28) Jarkill: It pains me. It really, really does.
(00:37:52) Jarkill: Tch.
(00:37:56) Dawn: Dawn instead gives Chad a hug in lieu of actually saying anything to confirm or deny allegations.
(00:38:25) Raepdog: No, apparently he drowned from a suicide attempt. Black oil in the lungs.
(00:38:37) Clownie: What is it, Jake Pridham? My exaggerated portrayal of a neurological condition?
(00:38:42) Dawn: "You know, I never said it, but you did good trying to save that guy's life. Not a whole lot of people would stay against those... things."
(00:38:46) Chad: Chad awkwardly returns the hug.
(00:38:49) Clownie: Oh, pishtaco
(00:38:50) Chad: Hey Dawn.
(00:38:53) Clownie: You so murderous.
(00:38:57) Chad: Remember awkward boner?
(00:38:57) Dawn: pishtaco so scaree
(00:39:13) Dawn: It's okay, Dawn will ignore that TO THE BEST OF HER ABILITY.
(00:39:18) Chad: "I fucking hate bees. It sucks he died, rotten way to go..."
(00:39:26) Clownie: Until Chad Pret begins humping her.
(00:39:31) Dawn: "A shame," Dawn says.
(00:39:37) Clownie: Which Chad Pret will, because Chad Pret is Chad Pret.
(00:39:47) Chad: No?
(00:39:49) Dawn: Dawn awkwardly disengages from the hug.
(00:40:01) Chad: I'm in the middle of a hospital while just being raped by bees
(00:40:09) Clownie: Just BEING raped by bees?
(00:40:10) Chad: plus boner is painful supposedly
(00:40:19) Clownie: Henrik Skjerseth is not sure if he wishes to envision this.
(00:40:19) Dawn: "Uhm, well, bee hives! I might be able to think of something..."
(00:40:54) Clownie: Henrik Skjerseth, too, has heard viagra-boners are painful. Certainly has no personal experience, though. Nope.
(00:41:26) Chad: "Well, let's get going then."
(00:41:33) Chad: WE HEAD TO ZE ROOM?
(00:41:55) Dawn: :D
(00:41:56) Dawn: sure
(00:42:04) Dawn: Dawn shall obtain ALL of the equipments.
(00:42:09) Dawn: err
(00:42:12) Dawn: evidence?
(00:42:36) Chad: is raep still around?
(00:42:51) Chad: I will open the door and show her the bags of bee hives.
(00:43:23) Dawn: I see these bee hives!
(00:43:38) Dawn: They are bee-hiveish
(00:43:42) Dawn: Now I have to find a way to get them to work!
(00:43:47) Raepdog: You grab them, they are in trash bags.
(00:45:11) Baximus: take them back to the bat lair
(00:45:46) Chad: "Pretty cool, right?"
(00:46:51) Dawn: "... Uhm, sure. There are no bees in these, right?"
(00:47:50) Chad: "No... not that I know of... I think?..."
(00:48:36) Dawn: "Good to know. Uh, you said you saw these before. Where was this...?"
(00:48:51) Chad: ....where was it again?
(00:48:54) Chad: ......................
(00:49:03) Baximus: bbbaaaaattt laaaiiirr
(00:49:40) Raepdog: hmm.
(00:49:48) Raepdog: One of the rooms!
(00:49:55) Chad: which room
(00:49:55) Chad: D:
(00:50:26) Jarkill: Back.,
(00:50:29) Jarkill: Hey Grna
(00:50:33) Jarkill: push or pull?
(00:50:38) Chad: was it in our dorm?
(00:50:40) Chad: push
(00:50:46) Jarkill: its a pull door
(00:50:48) Chad: our dorm building, right?
(00:51:01) Chad: Y/N?
(00:51:25) Raepdog: in the dorm
(00:51:28) Raepdog: lol
(00:51:33) Raepdog: dorm building
(00:51:42) Chad: "Uh, one of the rooms near the study lounge. Was pretty fucking weird. Bees broke glass and shit."
(00:51:57) Dawn: "They can break glass?" Dawn asks, horrified.
(00:52:15) Dawn: "I'm never going to sleep easy again..."
(00:52:18) Chad: "They can break phones! What the fuck is with these things?"
(00:52:29) Jarkill: You know what we need?
(00:52:30) Jarkill: Defoliant.
(00:52:40) Chad: "Don't worry babe, if you want, I can comfort you at night."
(00:52:41) Jarkill: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
(00:52:53) Jarkill: ._.
(00:52:53) Dawn: Oh, Chad...
(00:53:02) Chad: >:D
(00:53:08) Jarkill: Do you want me to roll initiative for you, Dawn?
(00:53:12) Jarkill: His defense is 3, iirc.
(00:53:16) Dawn: :P
(00:53:17) Raepdog: ]i use that on my balls
(00:53:18) Chad: 2
(00:53:24) Jarkill: Excellent.
(00:53:47) Jarkill: THOUGHT OF THE DAY
(00:53:54) Jarkill: If you slap someone in the face, it's a normal attack.
(00:54:02) Jarkill: If you slap in the ass, do you get a +2 flanking bonus?
(00:54:16) Chad: lol
(00:54:34) Dawn: "... Uh," Dawn says, flustered. "I don't think... I'll be fine, uh..." Dawn says.
(00:54:38) Dawn: Poor Dawn!
(00:54:42) Dawn: Panic attacks are sad.
(00:55:06) Jarkill: Huh. I've lost my sense of taste.
(00:55:10) Chad: "I can make you more fine, heh," Chad says with a silly grin, "But fine, your loss."
(00:55:12) Jarkill: ...Meh. To be honest I'm surprised I even still had one.
(00:55:18) Raepdog: Calmanex!
(00:55:38) Dawn: My last one wore off!
(00:55:49) Dawn: I shall take another.
(00:56:25) Dawn: "Uh, yeah, I'll just get these hives somewhere safe I... guess..."
(00:56:51) Chad: "Damn, alright fine. Let me help you move them at least."
(00:57:00) Slynet: Baximus has been logged out (Timeout).
(00:57:06) Chad: WE SHALL MOVE HIVES TO WHEREVER AND END SCENE?
(00:57:16) Chad: unless raep has any last tidbits?
(00:57:18) Dawn: I THINK WE WILL
(00:57:29) Dawn: It was an excellent scary-as-shit scene
(00:57:39) Chad: my scene... really disturbed me
(00:57:39) Raepdog: nah
(00:57:39) Dawn: I mean, fuck, we didn't even kill that bee nest where they swarmed from.
(00:57:42) Raepdog: im pretty good
(00:57:44) Clownie: Henrik Skjerseth should still get to reading Dawnplot, if nothing else
(00:57:45) Chad: gonna have a nightmare probably
(00:57:46) Clownie: Dawnplot sounds amazing
(00:57:55) Raepdog: Was this a good scene or did I go too badly?
(00:57:58) Dawn: I have highly enjoyed it Clownie!
(00:58:01) Chad: what?
(00:58:04) Dawn: Very good scene, Raep!
(00:58:09) Chad: it was nice and scary!
(00:58:13) Raepdog: GOOD HORROR?
(00:58:17) Clownie: I have a problem with your STing, Raep!
(00:58:18) Dawn: Chad's was holy fucking disturbing
(00:58:20) Dawn: good personal horror
(00:58:22) Raepdog: TRIED TO BRING YOU UP
(00:58:23) Clownie: You demand critique too much.
(00:58:23) Dawn: grand says he was disturbed
(00:58:24) Chad: slow start, thought it would just be about man dying to bees, and then SUDDEN OH GOD WHY
(00:58:30) Raepdog: THEN DOWN WITH A GOOD DICK JOCK
(00:58:36) Chad: im not lying, wtf man D:
(00:58:38) Dawn: oh god Lance
(00:58:39) Dawn: lol
(00:58:41) Raepdog: I found that if I use mechanics
(00:58:42) Dawn: poor Chad
(00:58:45) Chad: i will beat up lance D:<
(00:58:45) Raepdog: and you think its real
(00:58:51) Raepdog: it makes your characters hallucinations
(00:58:56) Raepdog: that much more... powerful
(00:59:14) Chad: lance is GOING DOWN
(00:59:24) Chad: moogle, i'll post scene tomorrow
(00:59:28) Chad: so tired, gonna sleep
(00:59:33) Dawn: i accidentally closed tab
(00:59:37) Dawn: so I can't post without viewing logs
(00:59:40) Dawn: but yeah, thanks grna
(00:59:42) Dawn: goodnight
(00:59:49) Raepdog: SO THEN
(00:59:54) Raepdog: any questions before i sleep?
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Re: RWOD: The Breakfast Hunting Club
« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2012, 12:23:44 AM »
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(2012.08.20 - 00:54:12) Clownie: Alex: you should ask for scene, he's on slynet right now
(2012.08.20 - 00:54:15) Clownie: I was unaware of this
(2012.08.20 - 00:54:18) Clownie: Consider this my formal request
(2012.08.20 - 00:54:32) Raepdog: Maybe you and Megapwn can scene?
(2012.08.20 - 00:54:41) Clownie: Doubtful.
(2012.08.20 - 00:54:47) Raepdog: We'll start with you and add Lee in when Megapwn is on.
(2012.08.20 - 00:54:50) Clownie: We haven't even met, aside from bio class, which doesn't count
(2012.08.20 - 00:54:59) Raepdog: Never doubt me, just because I'm a white upper class cisgendered male?
(2012.08.20 - 00:55:05) Raepdog: Re-name fgt.
(2012.08.20 - 00:55:16) Slynet: Clownie is now known as Kit.
(2012.08.20 - 00:55:23) Raepdog: Thats right you bitch
(2012.08.20 - 00:55:25) Kit: I'd rather cede to megapon if he's already asked for one, though.
(2012.08.20 - 00:55:35) Kit: But you ARE scum for being so privileged.
(2012.08.20 - 00:55:56) Grand_Admiral: (megapwn is afk like normal)
(2012.08.20 - 00:56:23) Raepdog: So then Kit, you're ex-girlfriend is gone.. taken into some shadow organization that Dawn has not really explained to you. Your other ex-girlfriend is made of liquid oil and is hunting you. Oh, you also notice a whole lot more hornets lately- damn is that honey good.
(2012.08.20 - 00:57:21) Raepdog: ht​tp://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&h​l=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rl​s=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=​1760&bih=863&tbm=isch&tbnid=8N5TD​VhjUXSrxM:&imgrefurl=http://memeb​aseafterdark.com/2011/05/02/naugh​ty-memes-those-beasts/&docid=NVuv​ZYZh5q778M&imgurl=http://chzmemea​fterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011​/04/naughty-memes-those-beasts.jp​g&w=500&h=649&ei=M28xUNDYAYi46QHT​2IGADA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=559&vpy​=108&dur=324&hovh=256&hovw=197&tx​=128&ty=116&sig=11306779841097855​9337&page=1&tbnh=114&tbnw=88&star​t=0&ndsp=51&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0,i:​81
(2012.08.20 - 00:58:04) Kit: dat massive link
(2012.08.20 - 00:58:08) Raepdog: Oh, I should specify some more information. Your honey is paler than normal honey, its almost a white gold color.
(2012.08.20 - 00:58:30) Kit: hornet = wasp? Or is it a catchall term for bees, wasps and bumblebees?
(2012.08.20 - 00:58:52) Raepdog: You see what I have decided are large hornets.
(2012.08.20 - 00:59:34) Raepdog: Heres the difference.
(2012.08.20 - 00:59:39) Raepdog: http://chzbromania.files.wordpr​ess.com/2011/07/guidos-bros-douch​ebags-fratboys-insects-of-the-bro​-verse-a-quick-guide.jpg?w=500&h=​325
(2012.08.20 - 00:59:57) Raepdog: So yes Kit, you have a lot going on in life.
(2012.08.20 - 01:00:28) Kit: norwayland has confusing terms for stingy fuckball-type insects
(2012.08.20 - 01:00:58) Kit: Confusion sorted out; thank God for Wikipedia.
(2012.08.20 - 01:01:00) Kit: NOW.
(2012.08.20 - 01:01:16) Kit: Now... One night has passed since last scene, I presume?
(2012.08.20 - 01:02:03) Raepdog: If you wish, then yes. Things are actually kind of normal compared to when you had a horrible evil ex.
(2012.08.20 - 01:02:51) Kit: Ha. Normal.
(2012.08.20 - 01:02:55) Kit: You're funny.
(2012.08.20 - 01:03:17) Kit: I dictate that today's school has finished, and I shall proceed to use phoneamancy to contact Mary.
(2012.08.20 - 01:03:42) Raepdog: Ringg, ringgg, ringg, ringg, voicemail.
(2012.08.20 - 01:03:47) Kit: Damnit.
(2012.08.20 - 01:04:09) Raepdog: Oh, does Kit shower?
(2012.08.20 - 01:04:17) Kit: ...
(2012.08.20 - 01:04:27) Kit: I sincerely, SINCERELY hope there is no such thing
(2012.08.20 - 01:04:35) Kit: as an azn, yuropean or 'murkan who doesn't shower
(2012.08.20 - 01:04:44) Kit: africalanders get free passes because third world sucks
(2012.08.20 - 01:05:02) Raepdog: Yeah, also if they have clean water its best used for drinking.
(2012.08.20 - 01:05:25) Kit: :D
(2012.08.20 - 01:05:26) Raepdog: Well then, Kit you have a lovely shower, its great, you have shampoo in your hair and everything is awesome. Then the water cuts out.
(2012.08.20 - 01:05:39) Kit: fucking hell man
(2012.08.20 - 01:05:42) Kit: shampoo in hair and all
(2012.08.20 - 01:05:44) Kit: that is the worst
(2012.08.20 - 01:05:51) Raepdog: Yep.
(2012.08.20 - 01:05:53) Kit: Kit proceeds to apply percussive maintenance.
(2012.08.20 - 01:05:59) Raepdog: Thankfully it comes back on after a second.
(2012.08.20 - 01:06:12) Kit: That is nice.
(2012.08.20 - 01:06:26) Kit: But maybe disconcerting, seeing as this hasn't happened before.
(2012.08.20 - 01:06:40) Raepdog: Then it makes a noise like a bunch of nickles in a tin bucket, then you notice the water shooting at you is black and oily.
(2012.08.20 - 01:07:54) Kit: oh god no
(2012.08.20 - 01:08:03) Kit: this is when kit proceeds to gtfo
(2012.08.20 - 01:08:31) Slynet: megapwn logs into the Chat.
(2012.08.20 - 01:08:33) Slynet: megapwn leaves the channel.
(2012.08.20 - 01:08:33) Slynet: megapwn enters the channel.
(2012.08.20 - 01:08:36) megapwn: I am here.
(2012.08.20 - 01:08:38) Raepdog: Oil keeps on shooting out at you, and- oh, you get out of the shower? Well, some of the oil on your chest starts forming what look like the outlines of eyes, and even lips and a mouth that is gaping open.
(2012.08.20 - 01:08:38) Slynet: megapwn is now known as Lee.
(2012.08.20 - 01:08:47) Raepdog: Megapwn, you will be able to join scene very soon!
(2012.08.20 - 01:09:15) Kit: this is bad
(2012.08.20 - 01:09:24) Kit: can she not like talk to people when no parties involved is naked
(2012.08.20 - 01:09:29) Kit: Kit shall acquire towel.
(2012.08.20 - 01:09:32) Raepdog: Hey Lee, you begin taking a shower as I assume you do every morning?
(2012.08.20 - 01:10:02) Lee: no raep i never shower ever
(2012.08.20 - 01:10:07) Lee: i roll in my filth
(2012.08.20 - 01:10:23) Lee: (yes)
(2012.08.20 - 01:10:41) Kit: Why do people without OCD shower daily?
(2012.08.20 - 01:10:49) Kit: That is obscene and obsessive!
(2012.08.20 - 01:11:38) Raepdog: She has a mouth but no diaphragm. Well, when Lee goes into the bathroom he begins to feel some fucked up ghost energy, and he can feel it through the pipes as.. well, you know those old screen savers of the pipes? You see that going from the pipes all around and going into a room across the hall. The ghost energy has a blackish tint to it, and it seems.. spiritually polluted. Meanwhile Kit you try to dry off the towel, and the sticky substances come off and begin to form in the puddle the top part of Mary.
(2012.08.20 - 01:12:36) Kit: the fuck is a diaphragm
(2012.08.20 - 01:12:52) Kit: *closes wikipedia page on luxembourg*
(2012.08.20 - 01:12:52) Raepdog: Its where you talk from, it pushes air out of you.
(2012.08.20 - 01:13:34) Lee: I shall get dressed and knock on the door across the hall
(2012.08.20 - 01:13:42) Kit: it is called a mellomgulv in Norwegian
(2012.08.20 - 01:13:46) Kit: there is no correlaton between the words
(2012.08.20 - 01:13:58) Kit: Kit waits for her to materialise; he's a gentleman.
(2012.08.20 - 01:13:59) Raepdog: Kit, you hear a knock at the door.
(2012.08.20 - 01:14:09) Kit: It is ignored.
(2012.08.20 - 01:14:27) Lee: You cunt
(2012.08.20 - 01:14:41) Raepdog: She begins king of materializing as much as silly string coming out of the shower head works, and Mary begins screaming like a banshee. Lee, you hear a female scream from the room.
(2012.08.20 - 01:14:42) Lee: I wait a few seconds, then go back to my room and get my shower.
(2012.08.20 - 01:14:57) Lee: CHANGE OF PLANS
(2012.08.20 - 01:15:02) Lee: hmm
(2012.08.20 - 01:15:05) Lee: to kick down the door
(2012.08.20 - 01:15:06) Lee: or not to
(2012.08.20 - 01:15:53) Raepdog: Its unlocked.
(2012.08.20 - 01:15:56) Lee: Oh
(2012.08.20 - 01:15:59) Lee: I open the door
(2012.08.20 - 01:15:59) Raepdog: Lee, you turn on your shower?
(2012.08.20 - 01:16:07) Lee: Oh wait, im in my room?
(2012.08.20 - 01:16:09) Lee: Yeah why not
(2012.08.20 - 01:16:10) Lee: I turn it on.
(2012.08.20 - 01:16:24) Lee: I need to slow down for making my actions.
(2012.08.20 - 01:17:26) Raepdog: Well, Lee turns on the shower and black oily matter with spiritual residue comes out, and it begins shrieking, it looks kind of like a fetus with a slug for a lower half. Meanwhile Kit, Mary keeps on screaming in pain and terror and she stops getting black matter to materialize with, she is just a waist up figure with chunks missing and your towel has eyes. She does not.
(2012.08.20 - 01:18:07) Kit: jesus christ how horrifying but also mildly comical from a detached perspective
(2012.08.20 - 01:18:28) Kit: Uh.
(2012.08.20 - 01:18:29) Grand_Admiral: wooo
(2012.08.20 - 01:18:37) Kit: Throw the damn towel on the damn floor
(2012.08.20 - 01:18:38) Kit: and get a new one
(2012.08.20 - 01:18:39) Lee: da fuk
(2012.08.20 - 01:18:40) Slynet: Grand_Admiral is now known as Grand.
(2012.08.20 - 01:18:47) Kit: oh hey grna
(2012.08.20 - 01:18:57) Kit: thanks for being hot pink so I have to /nocolor and remove Raep's sexy purple
(2012.08.20 - 01:19:43) Raepdog: You get a new one and can kind of dry off. Lee, this slug sludge ghost thing is crawling on its floor and limping with its one arm towards your front door.
(2012.08.20 - 01:20:08) Kit: Mary fails forever
(2012.08.20 - 01:20:15) Kit: she's a pretty fucking incompetent supernatural
(2012.08.20 - 01:20:52) Lee: Well fuck this disgusting thing
(2012.08.20 - 01:20:54) Lee: open the door for it
(2012.08.20 - 01:20:56) Lee: I want it out of my room
(2012.08.20 - 01:21:32) Grand: I lol'd
(2012.08.20 - 01:21:50) Lee: btw, have a headset now
(2012.08.20 - 01:21:51) Lee: grand
(2012.08.20 - 01:21:52) Raepdog: It crawls into the room with the screaming woman, slapping its hand on the door before beginning to go under the door.
(2012.08.20 - 01:22:03) Lee: Get dressed
(2012.08.20 - 01:22:06) Lee: and OPEN THE DOOR
(2012.08.20 - 01:22:11) Lee: get on the floor
(2012.08.20 - 01:22:13) Lee: walk the dinosaur
(2012.08.20 - 01:23:28) Raepdog: In the bathroom is a screaming black oil woman who is missing an arm, two eyes, chunks of her body, and the fetus thing which crawls into the woman who slowly starts forming a bit, albeit deformed. The woman then stops screaming but begging muttering, "Kit.. Kit... Kit... Kit!" like a babbling psycho. She then pops into a puddle of black goo and slowly drains down the drain.
(2012.08.20 - 01:23:58) Lee: Can i see kit?
(2012.08.20 - 01:24:27) Raepdog: A naked but towled Azn man is in the room.
(2012.08.20 - 01:24:52) Kit: He is staring at the drain, dazed.
(2012.08.20 - 01:25:45) Lee: "Im assuming you're kit? You've got some fucking explaining to do why a goddamn black oil fetus just cralled out of my goddamn shower faucet."
(2012.08.20 - 01:25:56) Grand: lol'd
(2012.08.20 - 01:26:44) Lee: I like Lee, very to the point.
(2012.08.20 - 01:27:00) Grand: not as much as chad
(2012.08.20 - 01:27:16) Raepdog: The spirit goes down the drain and into like other pipes. There are some chunks of what looks like black oil brain matter on that towel, and after a second they turn pink and human. A few small chunks no larger than a penut or two.
(2012.08.20 - 01:27:17) Lee: chad does it because hes mentally disabled
(2012.08.20 - 01:27:24) Lee: lee does it because fuck you im lee sin the blind monk
(2012.08.20 - 01:27:33) Kit: that is fucking disgusting
(2012.08.20 - 01:28:24) Kit: Kit proceeds to stare at the disgusting brain matter for a moment before responding. "...Uhhhh." He's gone Chad-mode.
(2012.08.20 - 01:29:34) Kit: He then slowly diverts his gaze from the brain matter to look at Lee!
(2012.08.20 - 01:29:40) Kit: Is he, too, azn? I really have no clue.
(2012.08.20 - 01:30:20) Lee: he is a enigma shrouded in mystery
(2012.08.20 - 01:30:53) Kit: This is fair enough.
(2012.08.20 - 01:31:08) Raepdog: The brain matter does not move.
(2012.08.20 - 01:31:41) Lee: "Well? What the hell just happend?" Lee is looking REALLY PISSED OFF and will probably use his physical threat specialty if you dont talk bro
(2012.08.20 - 01:32:30) Raepdog: Lee, do you use your ghost eye?
(2012.08.20 - 01:32:56) Lee: after kit responds.
(2012.08.20 - 01:33:00) Kit: Concerning this whole ghostey feeling stuff
(2012.08.20 - 01:33:05) Kit: Do keep in mind that I have Unseen Sense.
(2012.08.20 - 01:33:18) Kit: I'd rather not you forgot, because the merit kind of depends on you remembering it to have any bearing on anything.
(2012.08.20 - 01:33:49) Kit: Can I roll my Encyclopedic Knowledge to get a modicum of insight into what just happened?
(2012.08.20 - 01:34:33) Raepdog: Ah! You do indeed have Unseen sense, and from that you also notice that this brain matter is dead.. it is, well, not living brain matter and is about two days dead. You can also tell from the black oil, what was left of it... that is has spiritual energy in it. Like a magnet.
(2012.08.20 - 01:34:36) Raepdog: Sure!
(2012.08.20 - 01:35:00) Kit: uhh
(2012.08.20 - 01:35:03) Kit: 4 int 3 wits; any penalties?
(2012.08.20 - 01:35:08) Kit: It's pretty obscure after all.
(2012.08.20 - 01:35:09) Raepdog: Nope.
(2012.08.20 - 01:35:13) Slynet: /rn Kit rolls 7 dice with 10-again. Result: 1,7,1,8,5,9,3 (2 successes)
(2012.08.20 - 01:35:29) Raepdog: That looks a lot like crude oil, also known as petroleum. Also, roll it once more for me please.
(2012.08.20 - 01:35:36) Slynet: /rn Kit rolls 7 dice with 10-again. Result: 6,3,7,9,2,5,9 (2 successes)
(2012.08.20 - 01:35:49) Kit: we can burn mary as fuel
(2012.08.20 - 01:36:09) Raepdog: Honey is not that color or that consistency, its like you have a jar of delicious royal jelly.
(2012.08.20 - 01:36:17) Raepdog: Once more please!
(2012.08.20 - 01:37:50) Slynet: /rn Kit rolls 7 dice with 10-again. Result: 10,1,4,5,8,8,2 | 10 | 4 (4 successes)
(2012.08.20 - 01:38:10) Kit: I never thought to question heony
(2012.08.20 - 01:38:12) Kit: honey
(2012.08.20 - 01:38:13) Kit: >_>
(2012.08.20 - 01:38:24) Raepdog: Lee looks like he is a a bit multi-racial, and has a slight accent that seems to indicate he was raised around people from New Orleans.
(2012.08.20 - 01:38:31) Kit: :D
(2012.08.20 - 01:38:35) Kit: TAKE THAT YOU BITCH
(2012.08.20 - 01:38:37) Kit: NO LONGER AN ENIGMA
(2012.08.20 - 01:38:59) Lee: :c
(2012.08.20 - 01:39:12) Raepdog: I know you did not, but you are a know it all azn with the merit and would have picked up on that. Also, Lee has a peaceful, yet violently chatoic and primordial vibe around his spiritual center, not in an evil way but its more wild and disorganized like a horse.
(2012.08.20 - 01:39:50) Raepdog: The different spiritual residue from all around you also licks him, as in hes like a bit of a magnet. Kit, I have decided you have Unseen Sense (Spirit)
(2012.08.20 - 01:40:53) Kit: k!
(2012.08.20 - 01:41:01) Kit: I will make the modifications to my sheet
(2012.08.20 - 01:41:49) Kit: THERE WE GO
(2012.08.20 - 01:42:08) Kit: "I... have no idea," Kit says after an extended awkward silence.
(2012.08.20 - 01:42:08) Lee: Lee is still waiting for you to respond
(2012.08.20 - 01:42:15) Kit: I AM AWARE
(2012.08.20 - 01:42:26) Lee: I'll use ghost sight now!
(2012.08.20 - 01:43:21) Raepdog: Lee, you find that Kit looks weird. His soul is alive, which means you cannot see it, however he has this weird overlap going on, like these thin ghostly outlines overlapping on his spirit which you can see.
(2012.08.20 - 01:43:36) Kit: õ_õ
(2012.08.20 - 01:43:43) Raepdog: Kit notices Lee close his one eye and that is open eye is yellow.
(2012.08.20 - 01:43:52) Raepdog: The eye he closed? Green.
(2012.08.20 - 01:44:15) Lee: Is that all I see?
(2012.08.20 - 01:44:22) Kit: "he closes one eye and that is open eye is yellow"
(2012.08.20 - 01:44:24) Kit: raep, you will find
(2012.08.20 - 01:44:28) Kit: that this sentence makes no semantic sense
(2012.08.20 - 01:44:31) Kit: and is not a typo
(2012.08.20 - 01:44:35) Kit: and you said it to an autistic
(2012.08.20 - 01:44:41) Kit: this means I demand a rephrase
(2012.08.20 - 01:44:46) Raepdog: Whatever that brain matter is, it is dying and the ghostly energies in it are fading away.
(2012.08.20 - 01:45:15) Raepdog: Lee's eyes are different colors, one is green and one is yellow. He is looking at you, and closing his green eye. The yellow one gets just a bit brighter.
(2012.08.20 - 01:45:28) Kit: Now that is odd!
(2012.08.20 - 01:45:42) Kit: (lee just got a mary sue point for being heterochromatic)
(2012.08.20 - 01:45:49) Kit: (and another for having an unusual eye colour)
(2012.08.20 - 01:46:12) Kit: Kit isn't EXPANDING on his words. Fyi.
(2012.08.20 - 01:46:19) Lee: hmm
(2012.08.20 - 01:46:23) Lee: What shall lee do
(2012.08.20 - 01:46:31) Lee: there really is no way of explaining this
(2012.08.20 - 01:46:41) Lee: He just came into some asian guys room
(2012.08.20 - 01:46:49) Lee: where some oily thing disappeared
(2012.08.20 - 01:47:38) Raepdog: You both saw it.
(2012.08.20 - 01:48:23) Lee: went intothe drain.
(2012.08.20 - 01:48:32) Lee: I dont know what the hell that thing was
(2012.08.20 - 01:48:37) Lee: and why it tried to talk to clownie
(2012.08.20 - 01:48:42) Lee: and hes not opening up to me
(2012.08.20 - 01:49:29) Raepdog: Kit is looking at you looking at him looking at you looking at him.
(2012.08.20 - 01:49:51) Raepdog: Oh, and with ghost site Kit's eyes are weird.
(2012.08.20 - 01:50:08) Raepdog: They are orange and slitted.
(2012.08.20 - 01:50:17) Lee: because hes asian?
(2012.08.20 - 01:50:22) Lee: haaheaheaheahe
(2012.08.20 - 01:50:26) Raepdog: No, the pupils have slits.
(2012.08.20 - 01:51:49) Kit: eyes mang
(2012.08.20 - 01:51:51) Kit: they do weird shit
(2012.08.20 - 01:51:54) Kit: also awkward silences are the best
(2012.08.20 - 01:51:56) Kit: THIS IS YOUR JOB MEGPON
(2012.08.20 - 01:52:53) Lee: "You've got weird eyes man, anyways since you dont plan on talking anytime soon Im leaving."
(2012.08.20 - 01:53:17) Grand: lol
(2012.08.20 - 01:53:25) Lee: Alright, clownie, you have to talk
(2012.08.20 - 01:53:29) Lee: because I have no idea what the fucks going on
(2012.08.20 - 01:53:34) Lee: it called your name faggot
(2012.08.20 - 01:54:44) Kit: Kit looks confused and rubs his eyes. "That was, uh. That was a girl I know. She does that. I don't know why," he says very, very slowly.
(2012.08.20 - 01:55:40) Raepdog: Lee, you have some ideas.. if you get your book you can roll Int + Occult + 2 to try to figure out how that could happen.
(2012.08.20 - 01:56:56) Lee: "Huh, I would say thats the weirdest goddamn thing ive ever heard, but its been a really wild couple of weeks. Stay here, i'll be right back." Head to my room, get book.
(2012.08.20 - 01:57:40) Kit: õ_õ
(2012.08.20 - 01:57:51) Kit: Kit meanwhile gets dressed in his new clothing that actually fits!
(2012.08.20 - 01:58:07) Slynet: /rn Lee rolls 5 dice with 10-again. Result: 6,1,6,7,1 (failure)
(2012.08.20 - 01:58:07) Raepdog: He brings an old letter book that is well worn with the name 'Les Mystères' on it.
(2012.08.20 - 01:58:11) Lee: CURSES
(2012.08.20 - 01:58:23) Raepdog: No dice after looking in it for five minutes, roll again if you want to try a bit more.
(2012.08.20 - 01:58:52) Lee: "Hold on for another second..." I say, as I pour deeper into the book
(2012.08.20 - 01:58:54) Slynet: /rn Lee rolls 5 dice with 10-again. Result: 2,7,10,2,5 | 3 (1 success)
(2012.08.20 - 01:58:58) Lee: A HIT!
(2012.08.20 - 02:00:21) Raepdog: Hmm, its definitely an angry ghost. More research required, want to spend some more time on it? 10 more min, two more rolls.
(2012.08.20 - 02:00:59) Lee: I find a nice place to sit and begin reading more
(2012.08.20 - 02:01:01) Slynet: /rn Lee rolls 5 dice with 10-again. Result: 10,3,2,2,9 | 10 | 9 (4 successes)
(2012.08.20 - 02:01:08) Lee: that oughta do it
(2012.08.20 - 02:02:26) Raepdog: Well, you can let spirits ride you like a horse because of your ancestors magic and such. You figure if a person dies with enough emptiness, if they pour out enough emotion with nothing in return they would be left with a crack into their hollow inner self. Someone like that could, with enough stubborn will, climb back into their body. But that oil stuff was not rotten flesh, so thats what does not make sense.
(2012.08.20 - 02:02:37) Raepdog: It would be how an undead would rise on its own.
(2012.08.20 - 02:04:58) Lee: "So, whatever that thing was is definetley some kind of dead thing that came back to life, thats about all im getting out of this."
(2012.08.20 - 02:05:29) Kit: are you talking to yourself
(2012.08.20 - 02:05:59) Raepdog: I'm guessing hes talking to you
(2012.08.20 - 02:08:20) Kit: "Oh," Kit says, dejected. He had kind of hoped that Mary had been supernatural all along and didn't actually get murdered. "You're some kind of occult nut?"
(2012.08.20 - 02:10:07) Lee: "Yeah, you some kind of douchebag?"
(2012.08.20 - 02:10:41) Kit: I lol'd
(2012.08.20 - 02:12:51) Kit: "Oh, sorry. It's just that I've been getting a lot of attention from the occult lately. Attention I don't want, that is. It's kind of stressful... You actually look into this kind of thing willingly?"
(2012.08.20 - 02:13:32) Lee: "Yeah, its one of my hobbies. How do you know this damn thing?"
(2012.08.20 - 02:14:37) Kit: How LONG has it been since gamestart
(2012.08.20 - 02:14:41) Kit: two weeks?
(2012.08.20 - 02:15:12) Raepdog: Three weeks.
(2012.08.20 - 02:18:40) Kit: "My roommate randomly decided to blabber to me about vampires, and now I can't get a rest. The guys next door," Kit says, gesturing towards the room of Horace and Chad, "think it's cool to just go murder everything that isn't human. My roommate thinks it's a good idea to tell everyone about supernaturals and prove his point by getting it on film. All I can do is try to stop them from being stupid." Kit still sounds pretty dejected! D:
(2012.08.20 - 02:19:58) Lee: "That still doesn't answer why this thing is trying to talk to you."
(2012.08.20 - 02:20:06) Lee: Didint I already talk to a mary, raepdog?
(2012.08.20 - 02:20:11) Lee: Like with the board?
(2012.08.20 - 02:20:15) Raepdog: Not that one.
(2012.08.20 - 02:21:58) Lee: alright then
(2012.08.20 - 02:23:27) Kit: Kit sighs. "She was stalking me before she died. Guess this means she'll never stop."
(2012.08.20 - 02:24:34) Lee: "Well, not so sure about that. I could try getting her to talk to you."
(2012.08.20 - 02:26:10) Kit: "She was going to, but then you scared her off. If you can get her back here, then sure, I guess." Kit sounds moderately ANNOYED at random stranger
(2012.08.20 - 02:27:11) Raepdog: You both hear a bad noise from the bathroom.
(2012.08.20 - 02:27:14) Lee: RAPDOOR, can I invoke her?
(2012.08.20 - 02:27:17) Lee: Or THAT
(2012.08.20 - 02:27:19) Raepdog: A gurgling, and a hand reaching out of the sink.
(2012.08.20 - 02:28:28) Kit: Kit glances towards the bathrom, then proceeds to wait.
(2012.08.20 - 02:28:47) Raepdog: Another black hand comes out, and you can see this blackish oily figure stepping out on the sink, a tall, naked, and oil composed Mary.
(2012.08.20 - 02:29:08) Raepdog: "Kit... Kit... Kit.." she mumbles to herself as black liquid flows from her mouth.
(2012.08.20 - 02:29:57) Lee: "Oh thats just lovely.
(2012.08.20 - 02:29:59) Lee: "
(2012.08.20 - 02:30:36) Raepdog: 'Kish" she sputters out, and you notice part of her head is not there. One eye is missing.
(2012.08.20 - 02:31:50) Kit: >_>
(2012.08.20 - 02:32:39) Kit: "You can wait with the talking until you can actually talk, Mary."
(2012.08.20 - 02:33:16) Raepdog: Her right lower arm morphs into a black blade.
(2012.08.20 - 02:33:27) Raepdog: Nothing more is coming out of the sink, and roll Wits + Empathy you two.
(2012.08.20 - 02:33:57) Slynet: /rn Lee rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 7,5,1 (failure)
(2012.08.20 - 02:34:36) Slynet: /rn Kit rolls 6 dice with 10-again. Result: 8,1,2,7,6,9 (2 successes)
(2012.08.20 - 02:35:32) Raepdog: Shes looking a little bit insane, and thats... well, shes missing brain matter.
(2012.08.20 - 02:36:50) Kit: Oh, well
(2012.08.20 - 02:36:52) Raepdog: She opens her mouth, whats your defense Kit?
(2012.08.20 - 02:36:56) Kit: Kit shall go in-
(2012.08.20 - 02:36:57) Kit: oh god wat
(2012.08.20 - 02:37:00) Kit: 2
(2012.08.20 - 02:37:15) Raepdog: Shes new at this, so shes not that skilled.
(2012.08.20 - 02:37:18) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 10,2,1,1 | 6 (1 success)
(2012.08.20 - 02:38:21) Raepdog: Well Kit, she looks at you with her blade arm and does not slice you. She hurls her head back and projectile vomits black oil onto your neck, and while in the air it forms from a black blob into a hand, a hand awith elongated fingers that wraps around your throat gripping it tightly. -1 B each turn until you deal with it. Roll init everyone!
(2012.08.20 - 02:38:22) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls a chance die. Result: 6 (failure)
(2012.08.20 - 02:38:26) Raepdog: 8.
(2012.08.20 - 02:38:40) Slynet: /rn Kit rolls a chance die. Result: 1 (DRAMATIC FAILURE)
(2012.08.20 - 02:38:43) Kit: Ha.
(2012.08.20 - 02:38:49) Kit: Suffice to say, I'm last.
(2012.08.20 - 02:38:59) Slynet: /rn Lee rolls a chance die. Result: 8 (failure)
(2012.08.20 - 02:39:17) Lee: wait, are we rolling initiative?
(2012.08.20 - 02:39:42) Raepdog: Yes.
(2012.08.20 - 02:39:53) Raepdog: Lee, Mary, Kit, Hand.
(2012.08.20 - 02:40:05) Slynet: /rn Lee rolls 5 dice with 10-again. Result: 4,5,5,3,1 (failure)
(2012.08.20 - 02:40:15) Lee: cant get any damn rolls today.
(2012.08.20 - 02:40:22) Raepdog: To set the scene, Kit has a black oil monster hand around his neck and Mary is.. well, Mary is standing there naked and oily and with a bladed arm.
(2012.08.20 - 02:41:39) Lee: so whos going first.
(2012.08.20 - 02:41:53) Raepdog: Lee, Mary, Kit, Hand.
(2012.08.20 - 02:42:17) Lee: alright then
(2012.08.20 - 02:42:29) Lee: chop the hand in half
(2012.08.20 - 02:42:33) Lee: or punch it
(2012.08.20 - 02:42:37) Lee: whichever I prefer
(2012.08.20 - 02:42:51) Lee: Wait, its just a hand?
(2012.08.20 - 02:42:53) Lee: or is it an arm
(2012.08.20 - 02:42:58) Lee: Oh its a hand
(2012.08.20 - 02:42:59) Lee: okay
(2012.08.20 - 02:43:00) Raepdog: The arm is a blade.
(2012.08.20 - 02:43:03) Lee: rip the hand off his neck!
(2012.08.20 - 02:43:10) Raepdog: The hand is separate and on Kit's neck.
(2012.08.20 - 02:43:19) Raepdog: Its defense is 2.
(2012.08.20 - 02:43:54) Lee: so what am i rolling, brawl and strength?
(2012.08.20 - 02:44:00) Lee: that sounds about right
(2012.08.20 - 02:44:01) Slynet: /rn Lee rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,3,5,8 (2 successes)
(2012.08.20 - 02:44:18) Raepdog: You are able to rip off the hand and it splatters onto the wall.
(2012.08.20 - 02:44:27) Raepdog: Mary is going to try to slice you Lee, whats your defence?
(2012.08.20 - 02:45:00) Lee: 2
(2012.08.20 - 02:45:02) Kit: Still ,.
(2012.08.20 - 02:45:03) Kit: 2.
(2012.08.20 - 02:45:08) Kit: It doesn't randomly change.
(2012.08.20 - 02:45:21) Raepdog: Shut up, thats your job to keep track!
(2012.08.20 - 02:45:25) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 8,1,3,2 (1 success)
(2012.08.20 - 02:45:42) Raepdog: Lee, you are sliced across the arm by her blase. Kit, any action?
(2012.08.20 - 02:46:23) Kit: Dash past her into ze bathroom to look for missing brain
(2012.08.20 - 02:46:23) Kit: >_>
(2012.08.20 - 02:46:48) Raepdog: You have found the missing brain tissue.
(2012.08.20 - 02:47:53) Raepdog: The hand that was splattered on the wall just stays there before morphing into a mouth that just bites the air.
(2012.08.20 - 02:47:56) Raepdog: Lee, your turn.
(2012.08.20 - 02:48:56) Lee: Im considering going to my room and getting my gloves
(2012.08.20 - 02:49:01) Lee: I havent been able to use them yet.
(2012.08.20 - 02:49:33) Raepdog: Go for it.
(2012.08.20 - 02:49:39) Lee: RUN FOR THE GLOVES
(2012.08.20 - 02:49:41) Lee: my action
(2012.08.20 - 02:49:43) Lee: Oh as im leaving I say
(2012.08.20 - 02:49:46) Lee: "Be right back!"
(2012.08.20 - 02:49:51) Raepdog: Lee leaves.
(2012.08.20 - 02:50:06) Raepdog: Mary looks at Kit, and has no action other than looking at him, "Love... me?"
(2012.08.20 - 02:50:46) Kit: Is the brain still brain
(2012.08.20 - 02:50:49) Kit: or is it oil?
(2012.08.20 - 02:51:26) Raepdog: Dead, kinda smelly and dried out brain.
(2012.08.20 - 02:52:03) Kit: D:
(2012.08.20 - 02:52:34) Kit: Kit picks it up, disgusted, and tries to hand it over to Mary. "You're missing some brain." D:
(2012.08.20 - 02:53:11) Raepdog: She just looks at it, "No, love?"
(2012.08.20 - 02:53:25) Raepdog: The splatter on the wall just kind of clumps up, rolls down and rejoins with Mary.
(2012.08.20 - 02:53:32) Raepdog: Lee, you are able to come back with the gloves!
(2012.08.20 - 02:54:19) Lee: are they on?
(2012.08.20 - 02:55:01) Raepdog: Yes... wait, do you have Quick Lace? Its Quick Draw (Gloves) and costs one point, which you should get.
(2012.08.20 - 02:55:19) Lee: what does it do, just quickly put on my gloves?
(2012.08.20 - 02:55:20) Kit: brb
(2012.08.20 - 02:55:38) Raepdog: Yes, you must spend one turn putting them on.
(2012.08.20 - 02:56:00) Lee: Is it to late to just buy it right now?
(2012.08.20 - 02:56:05) Lee: I have 1 xp exactly!
(2012.08.20 - 02:56:18) Kit: but one meriit dot
(2012.08.20 - 02:56:20) Kit: is 2 xp
(2012.08.20 - 02:56:23) Kit: brb again
(2012.08.20 - 02:56:53) Raepdog: You may buy it after scene.
(2012.08.20 - 02:56:57) Lee: Alright then
(2012.08.20 - 02:57:00) Lee: I put on my gloves!
(2012.08.20 - 02:57:30) Raepdog: Mary once again looks at Kit, "No... love..." she says as both her hands turn into snakes, snakes with fangs.
(2012.08.20 - 02:58:05) Slynet: Baximus logs into the Chat.
(2012.08.20 - 03:01:34) Lee: AND THEN
(2012.08.20 - 03:02:47) Slynet: Baximus has been logged out (Timeout).
(2012.08.20 - 03:03:05) Raepdog: And then Clownie was afk.
(2012.08.20 - 03:03:16) Raepdog: Give him a little bit
(2012.08.20 - 03:03:52) Kit: I return!
(2012.08.20 - 03:04:22) Kit: Kit backs off from scary oilghost. "Remember how we agreed to talk? This is a bit one-sided."
(2012.08.20 - 03:04:53) Raepdog: "One... one... only one... no love!" she says screaming. Top of the round, it is time for Lee!
(2012.08.20 - 03:05:57) Kit: There is only one way to please this ghost, and Kit will never sink that low. Alas.
(2012.08.20 - 03:07:17) Lee: ARE
(2012.08.20 - 03:07:20) Lee: THE GLOVES ON?
(2012.08.20 - 03:07:32) Raepdog: Yes.
(2012.08.20 - 03:07:57) Lee: alright
(2012.08.20 - 03:08:09) Lee: DUCK AND WEAVE on the gigantic blob of disgustingness
(2012.08.20 - 03:08:18) Lee: aaand
(2012.08.20 - 03:08:26) Lee: I will spend a dot of willpower on this
(2012.08.20 - 03:08:32) Lee: just to see how fucking awesome I can get
(2012.08.20 - 03:08:34) Raepdog: What bonus do those gloves give again?
(2012.08.20 - 03:09:08) Lee: System: In the right situations it deals blessed damage, which only really matters against supernatural things. It also offers 9-Again on Brawl + Strength rolls with a +1 to your defense. Consult me if you use them for immoral purposes or if you use them to right wrongs, save maidens, or go on quests like a Greek Hero.
(2012.08.20 - 03:09:40) Lee: aw, you changed it from 8 again
(2012.08.20 - 03:09:42) Lee: bit to op.
(2012.08.20 - 03:10:25) Raepdog: 9 Again right now.
(2012.08.20 - 03:10:29) Raepdog: Go ahead, roll it.
(2012.08.20 - 03:10:37) Raepdog: +3 on the first roll.
(2012.08.20 - 03:10:40) Raepdog: -1 on the second.
(2012.08.20 - 03:10:43) Raepdog: She has 4 def.
(2012.08.20 - 03:10:58) Lee: I spent a willpower, is that adding 3 ?
(2012.08.20 - 03:11:12) Lee: Im asuming so
(2012.08.20 - 03:11:21) Slynet: /rn Lee rolls 5 dice with 10-again. Result: 1,6,8,2,6 (1 success)
(2012.08.20 - 03:11:38) Slynet: /rn Lee rolls a chance die. Result: 2 (failure)
(2012.08.20 - 03:11:41) Lee: One hit
(2012.08.20 - 03:11:43) Lee: her defense is op!
(2012.08.20 - 03:12:13) Raepdog: Shes made of liquid, and you punch her with really just kind of plashes into her.
(2012.08.20 - 03:12:25) Raepdog: Mary's turn is to slash at you.
(2012.08.20 - 03:12:32) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,9,3 (2 successes)
(2012.08.20 - 03:12:44) Raepdog: She slices into your chest once more, and not it is time for the Kit.
(2012.08.20 - 03:14:00) Kit: "You really don't need to fight," Kit says, bemused.
(2012.08.20 - 03:14:01) Kit: That is all.
(2012.08.20 - 03:14:25) Raepdog: "KIT!" she screams, Lee's turn.
(2012.08.20 - 03:14:47) Lee: Oh you dick
(2012.08.20 - 03:15:05) Lee: "Well shit, you think of something then." I say as I back off.
(2012.08.20 - 03:17:34) Raepdog: You do nothing?
(2012.08.20 - 03:18:14) Raepdog: Shes going to slash again.
(2012.08.20 - 03:18:17) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 2,7,3 (failure)
(2012.08.20 - 03:18:27) Raepdog: But misses, she just then starts screaming.
(2012.08.20 - 03:19:22) Kit: l'sigh, stupid incoherent ghost
(2012.08.20 - 03:20:13) Kit: "Mary, snap out of it. Can you become... normal, to begin with?"
(2012.08.20 - 03:26:20) Lee: uhh
(2012.08.20 - 03:26:21) Lee: whats going on
(2012.08.20 - 03:26:38) Raepdog: Sorry, I was talking to my gf.
(2012.08.20 - 03:27:27) Raepdog: "RAGH!" she says in rage raising her moving snake-like blades at Kit.
(2012.08.20 - 03:27:41) Raepdog: It be Lee's turn. Also if you do /rn 9rX
(2012.08.20 - 03:27:44) Raepdog: It will re-roll.
(2012.08.20 - 03:28:59) Slynet: /rn Lee rolls 9 dice with 8-again. Result: 3,10,9,10,3,6,7,3,5 | 4,8,5 | 4 (4 successes)
(2012.08.20 - 03:29:14) Lee: Oh wait, defense
(2012.08.20 - 03:29:16) Lee: curses.
(2012.08.20 - 03:29:19) Lee: And thats 8 again, not 9
(2012.08.20 - 03:29:19) Raepdog: 4.
(2012.08.20 - 03:29:26) Slynet: /rn Lee rolls 5 dice with 8-again. Result: 3,3,1,2,6 (failure)
(2012.08.20 - 03:29:27) Raepdog: Its 9-again.
(2012.08.20 - 03:29:40) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls 9 dice with 8-again. Result: 10,2,7,10,9,4,3,10,3 | 9,3,9,3 | 6,1 (6 successes - exceptional!)
(2012.08.20 - 03:29:40) Lee: no luck
(2012.08.20 - 03:29:51) Raepdog: Roll it again with 9-Again.
(2012.08.20 - 03:29:58) Raepdog: adaddad/rn 9r5
(2012.08.20 - 03:30:09) Kit: He means 9r9.
(2012.08.20 - 03:30:10) Slynet: /rn Lee rolls 9 dice with 8-again. Result: 2,8,7,10,1,4,7,8,4 | 1,8,4 | 9 | 7 (5 successes - exceptional!)
(2012.08.20 - 03:30:15) Lee: Hooray!
(2012.08.20 - 03:30:25) Lee: No, thats not it
(2012.08.20 - 03:30:26) Kit: Is it broken or are you just stupid?
(2012.08.20 - 03:30:29) Slynet: /rn Kit rolls 3 dice with 9-again. Result: 10,9,2 | 4,8 (3 successes)
(2012.08.20 - 03:30:33) Kit: You're just stupid.
(2012.08.20 - 03:30:36) Slynet: /rn Lee rolls 9 dice with 8-again. Result: 4,5,2,10,7,10,8,9,6 | 3,10,10,7 | 4,9 | 1 (7 successes - exceptional!)
(2012.08.20 - 03:30:40) Lee: well im not stupid
(2012.08.20 - 03:30:43) Lee: im doing what raep said to do
(2012.08.20 - 03:30:43) Kit: How hard is it?
(2012.08.20 - 03:30:48) Slynet: /rn Lee rolls 9 dice with 8-again. Result: 6,8,4,2,1,1,5,5,9 | 10,6 | 3 (3 successes)
(2012.08.20 - 03:30:57) Slynet: /rn Raepdog rolls 5 dice with 9-again. Result: 3,10,10,8,6 | 4,6 (3 successes)
(2012.08.20 - 03:30:59) Kit: Type /rn 9r9.
(2012.08.20 - 03:30:59) Raepdog: oh shit
(2012.08.20 - 03:31:01) Raepdog: its
(2012.08.20 - 03:31:06) Raepdog: adhah /rn 5r9
(2012.08.20 - 03:31:07) Kit: Or 5, as it were
(2012.08.20 - 03:31:10) Slynet: /rn Lee rolls 5 dice with 9-again. Result: 7,7,8,3,8 (2 successes)
(2012.08.20 - 03:31:19) Lee: and then
(2012.08.20 - 03:31:21) Slynet: /rn Lee rolls a chance die. Result: 10 | 1 (1 success)
(2012.08.20 - 03:31:24) Lee: yay!
(2012.08.20 - 03:31:39) Kit: Why did you roll twice? ._.
(2012.08.20 - 03:31:48) Raepdog: Lee you punch into her in the back and she lets out a fucking terrifying scream before stumbling forward towards the shower, "NOOORGHSA!"
(2012.08.20 - 03:33:14) Raepdog: Shes now diving into the drain, slowly going down it head first with her feet kicking out.
(2012.08.20 - 03:35:04) Lee: get wrecked bitch
(2012.08.20 - 03:36:15) Raepdog: She will go down the drain and then.. well, Lee is sliced up.
(2012.08.20 - 03:37:11) Lee: ARM AND CHEST
(2012.08.20 - 03:37:14) Lee: manly scars.
(2012.08.20 - 03:38:55) Kit: Kit is mainly just CONFUSED
(2012.08.20 - 03:39:16) Kit: "She made a lot more sense yesterday," he explains.
(2012.08.20 - 03:40:23) Lee: "A damn shame I missed that part, you've got a real problem buddy." I say, as I start cleaning my beautiful gloves
(2012.08.20 - 03:42:23) Raepdog: The gloves are spotless, and Kit... you see something about the gloves.. they are white with golden stitching. It just sets off your spirit senses.
(2012.08.20 - 03:43:01) Lee: mind your own business faggot
(2012.08.20 - 03:43:07) Lee: these gloves are mien
(2012.08.20 - 03:43:49) Kit: That's completely normal clearly.
(2012.08.20 - 03:44:26) Kit: "Yeah... What's your name, anyway? You don't happen to live right next door?"
(2012.08.20 - 03:45:53) Lee: "Lee, and I do happen to live right next door, actually."
(2012.08.20 - 03:47:35) Kit: Kit sighs. "Cool, I guess." It is GETTING LATE and I need to wrap this up! "I'll probably need your help for something, sometime."
(2012.08.20 - 03:47:51) Kit: Can we scene end?
(2012.08.20 - 03:49:00) Lee: "Yeah, I can see a guy like you getting into alot of trouble. Im heading back now, hope you can work things out with your girlfriend."
(2012.08.20 - 03:49:41) Kit: excellent.[/spoiler]

Summary:

Kit attempts to SHOWER. All is good, and it seems that unlike certain other people he won't take 2 hours. Hair's all shampooed, life is made of win. But then there is oil from the shower and everything is bad. Especially when the oil forms eyes and lips. Ew.

Kit gets a towel to get rid of the oil, then discards that towel because it's full of eye, only to get another towel to wrap himself in as the oil starts to form a confused Mary. She soon starts screaming, presumably because she's missing eyes, mouth and lower torso + legs. Lee hears this, having followed a stray oil-hand from his own room. He enters and fights Mary for little reason, then Mary escapes and Kit talks to Lee. Mary reappears and attempts to assault Kit, but Lee saves him and then fights Mary again. Then they both leave and things are okay again. Except Kit still needs a shower.
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Re: RWOD: The Breakfast Hunting Club
« Reply #25 on: January 07, 2013, 11:11:20 PM »
Chad and Dawn on the road:
Dawn meets up with Chad and Jessica who are smoking a blunt. She bitches at them, ruins their fun, and then steals the goddam blunt for herself. They then finally leave and everyone has a bitch fit. Turns out Jess has a thing for Chad, so Dawn puts on her best troll face. They finally arrive at Norwight where Chad finds out they get to live with werewolves, not rape and kill them. They then have pancakes and life is good.

Spoiler  :
(21:13:06) Chad: HEY MOOGLE CHAD BROUGHT PORN AND IS SMOKING A BLUNT
(21:13:11) Chad: THIS WON'T END BADLY
(21:13:16) Moogle: not at all
(21:13:28) Chad: Did I mention he's hitting on an underage girl?
(21:13:44) Chad: I am dissapoint that Lance's daughter's age is in the double digits
(21:13:52) Moogle:
(21:14:40) Slynet: Raepdog enters the channel.
(21:14:54) Slynet: Raepdog is now known as Raepverse.
(21:14:56) Raepverse: OKAY
(21:15:01) Raepverse: Let me set some scene.
(21:15:07) Chad: nice rename, moogle
(21:15:11) Chad: scum
(21:15:24) Moogle: Scene hasn't even started.
(21:15:29) Slynet: Moogle is now known as Dawn.
(21:16:37) Raepverse: The sun is bright and the sky is blue, but it is hardly a good day for either of you. Lance's heating unit was unloved and unused, but still hot, and from that comes a Dawn who is drenched in sweat fast approaching a white vintage sports car. Inside the smokey car is Jessica and Chad, smoking a nice bit of bud that is far too strong and fresh for what he found.
(21:16:50) Raepverse: 80's music plays in the car.
(21:17:33) Chad: "Sup," says Chad, "Want some?"
(21:18:10) Dawn: I was trying to make a play on "i'm getting in the car, there's no time to explain"
(21:18:13) Dawn: but it was awkward
(21:18:16) Dawn: that joke will forever be unused.
(21:18:16) Dawn:
(21:18:56) Chad: :<
(21:21:00) Dawn: TALKING IS HARD.
(21:21:44) Raepverse: "I talked once, never again."
(21:21:46) Dawn: "... no," Dawn says, getting in the car and slamming the door shut. "Just drive, Chad. Please. I don't... I don't want to die," she says softly.
(21:22:35) Raepverse: Jessica laughs for a second before adding, "Here comes the fun police!"
(21:22:39) Chad: "Woah, I think you need to calm the fuck down," Chad says as he hands the blunt towards her, "And this is how you can calm the fuck down."
(21:25:45) Dawn: "Jessica, your father is probably being killed right now," Dawn says icily. She takes the blunt anyway, and looks at it and sighs. "I feel like I'm dead already. Chad, get going, please."
(21:26:16) Dawn: talking is REALLY HARD
(21:26:16) Chad: Chad, way too fucking blazed for this shit, shrugs, "Whatever."
(21:26:20) Raepverse: Jessica just slumps into her chair.
(21:26:28) Chad: Chad will try to drive.
(21:26:31) Chad: This will go well.
(21:26:33) Dawn:
(21:26:35) Dawn: Drive, Chad, drive!
(21:26:44) Chad: Actually, marijuana does nothing to driving skills, right?
(21:26:52) Raepverse: Chad will be able to drive, do you take the GPS to the address?
(21:26:52) Dawn: A bit.
(21:26:55) Dawn: Lowered reaction times.
(21:26:59) Dawn: That kind of thing.
(21:27:11) Dawn: Kind of like driving drunk, but not quite as bad.
(21:27:17) Raepverse: It does so little that I'm not even going to make you roll for it. Instead I'm going to pain you a picture of the image.
(21:27:38) Chad: Marijuana: Lose one die from any Dexterity-, Intelligence-,
Resolve- and Wits-based dice pools for every
hit your character takes from a joint or bong within an
hour. (Defense is also reduced accordingly.) This effect
fades completely an hour after the last toke, unless your
character continues to ÒmedicateÓ himself.
(21:27:49) Chad: Let's hope we don't get in a car chase ollo.
(21:27:56) Chad: Pain me a picture?
(21:28:45) Raepverse: The highway is long, and really all you see is long stretches of road and after a while you stop to even notice them. Jessica sobers up quickly and then asks the awkward question, "So how much did my Dad tell you?"
(21:29:24) Chad: "Fuck all," Chad grumbles.
(21:30:16) Raepverse: Chad notices a "My Kid is an Honor Student" bumper sticker on the car in front of him.
(21:30:44) Chad: ...
(21:30:47) Dawn: Dawn looks at her sadly, still holding the blunt and fidgeting with it. "I'm sorry about what they did to you," Dawn says with a mixture of anger and sympathy. "I know most of the rest."
(21:30:50) Chad: Fuck those stickers.
(21:30:55) Chad: Chad never got one of them.
(21:31:04) Dawn:
(21:31:06) Dawn: RAM IT
(21:31:08) Dawn: RAM IT HARD CHAD
(21:31:26) Chad: "Yeah, throwing me across the fucking country was terrible," Chad mutters, "Wait, are you talking about her?"
(21:31:30) Chad: Man, I was considering it.
(21:31:34) Raepverse: True, but your Dad got a bumpers ticker "My Son Banged Your Honor Student" before your Mom got rid of them.
(21:31:43) Chad: Chad isn't that du-
(21:31:44) Chad: LOL
(21:31:49) Dawn:
(21:32:04) Chad: oh god are those real?
(21:32:07) Chad: that's awesome
(21:32:21) Dawn: If they weren't, your dad would pay for a custom one.
(21:32:22) Dawn:
(21:32:22) Raepverse: "He said that you and Chad are going to be working at a pet store together." she says smiling, obviously trying ton rebel against her Dad by taking a preference to Chad.
(21:32:34) Raepverse: "Are you going to smoke it or just burn your fingers?" she asks Dawn.
(21:32:50) Raepverse: Yeah, they must exist- Chad's Dad would have brought them into it.
(21:33:04) Chad: Pet stores, fuck yes.
(21:35:12) Dawn: Dawn considers the blunt. After a moment, she puts it in her mouth, inhales, and blows a puff of smoke at Chad. "Happy?" she mutters. "Pet store?" Dawn asks. "That's one way of saying 'werewolves in the mountains'. Chad, you better not crash this thing."
(21:36:21) Chad: "Yeah sure," Chad says as he takes his eyes off the road and turns around to look at Dawn. He holds out his hand, "Pass it over."
(21:36:22) Chad: >
(21:38:33) Dawn: Dawn stares at him. "No. Not unless you let me drive."
(21:38:34) Dawn: >
(21:38:37) Dawn: EAT CONFLICT
(21:39:00) Raepverse: You all feel slightly high, but Jessica speaks up, "He said to get the house and then settle in. So, you two used to datE?"
(21:39:46) Dawn:
(21:39:49) Dawn: I can't wait to see this response.
(21:39:54) Chad: "Huh?" Chad says as he turns away from Dawn. Fuck her, only a man gets to drive this car. "Naw, isn't your dad fucking her?"
(21:40:28) Dawn: "Lance would be more liable to fuck you, Chad," Dawn says, a small smile breaking out on her face.
(21:41:01) Chad: "But he made her," Chad says he gestures towards Jessica, "Clearly a fake gay act."
(21:41:33) Raepverse: "Hes not really my Dad.." says Jessica in a faint voice, "So you two are just friends?"
(21:41:46) Dawn: Oh, she's going to try and date Chad.
(21:41:47) Dawn: >
(21:41:50) Dawn: I should get in the way of that.
(21:42:15) Chad: "Oh, we fucked a few times," Chad says jokingly, "She wasn't that good, so I dumped her."
(21:42:23) Dawn:
(21:42:36) Chad: >
(21:42:48) Dawn: Dawn is speechless for a second.
(21:42:55) Raepverse: Jessica just snatches the blunt away and smokes it.
(21:43:00) Dawn:
(21:43:23) Chad:
(21:44:42) Dawn: "As I recall, you hit on me a few times and then gave up. Something about the whole magic forest, vampires, and whatnot. Luke, though... he was a man."
(21:44:46) Dawn: I hope that guy's name was Luke
(21:44:54) Dawn: please replace it with whatever his name was if it was not
(21:44:57) Dawn: TO THE CHAD SCENE SUMMARIE
(21:45:07) Chad: ...
(21:45:08) Chad: RAGE
(21:45:10) Chad: RAGE
(21:45:33) Chad: "Whatever," Chad grumbles as he begins to tailgate the fuck out of the bastards in front of him. Chad mad.
(21:46:10) Raepverse: They change lanes like most douches you tailgate, and the road keeps on going.
(21:46:20) Dawn:
(21:46:27) Raepverse: Does awkward silence set in as you drive another two hours?
(21:46:27) Chad: Drive ahead!
(21:46:32) Chad: Yes.
(21:46:34) Chad: >:o
(21:46:41) Dawn: Dawn is going to break that silence then.
(21:46:41) Dawn: >
(21:46:47) Chad: Unless Dawn wants to meet the back of my ha-
(21:46:48) Chad: DAMN IT
(21:47:19) Dawn: "Sorry, Chad. That was kind of mean. Luke was kind of an asshole."
(21:48:30) Chad: "Yeah, he got my sister killed," Chad mutters bitterly, "Dude's a faggot. Probably going to quit the frat so I don't have to deal with him."
(21:49:33) Dawn: Dawn sighs and leans back for the long drive. "I think the frat is the least of your worries where we're going. Ever hunted before?"
(21:50:22) Raepverse: "Didn't' you hear? Hes been expelled."
(21:50:34) Chad: excellent
(21:50:40) Chad: all according to plan
(21:52:30) Chad: sorry
(21:52:31) Chad: parents
(21:52:34) Dawn: I suppose that starts the awkward two hour car drive?
(21:52:36) Dawn: Or parents!
(21:53:05) Raepverse: I can fast forward two hours since its a long drive.
(21:53:14) Chad: "Of course I've hunted, I've hunted everything," Chad says defensively before turning to Jessica, "And naw, but he fucking deserved it."
(21:54:46) Raepverse: "No debating that, people who kill people deserve what happens to them..." she says saying something that only Dawn really picks up on.
(21:54:58) Raepverse: Do you all shut up for a while?
(21:55:29) Dawn: Dawn doesn't have a lot to say to that.
(21:55:31) Chad: Chad will.
(21:55:36) Chad: Oh god Dawn, who did you kill?
(21:55:59) Dawn: No one!
(21:56:02) Dawn: Dawn is murder-free.
(21:56:05) Chad: Oh good.
(21:56:09) Dawn: My only non-murder hobo character I think
(21:56:09) Chad: (murderer)
(21:56:27) Chad: I remember when I mad a non-murder hobo character
(21:56:31) Chad: she was raped and blown up
(21:56:36) Dawn: >
(21:56:39) Dawn: Blame Fel entirely.
(21:56:42) Raepverse: Who was that?
(21:56:45) Dawn: He did the body swapping.
(21:56:48) Chad: Cassandra
(21:56:48) Dawn: Cassandra in FMGWOD.
(21:57:00) Dawn: That sort of thing ain't my style.
(21:57:06) Raepverse: Cassie? I'm hoping in a sequel we can have some Stephen Knight and Cassandra action, he would be a preacher for her.
(21:57:20) Chad: Liar, you tried to rape her, Moogle.
(21:57:37) Dawn: I never would have gone through with it.
(21:57:38) Dawn:
(21:57:48) Raepverse: Speak unless time passes!
(21:57:51) Chad: Anyways, what happen?
(21:57:52) Dawn: Okay maybe I might
(21:57:56) Chad: Chad is quiet.
(22:00:13) Raepverse: You guys drive for another two hours of American countryside while time passes before you all start feeling your ears popping as Chad starts going off the highway and onto the back-roads and mountain roads of scenic Washington, Jessica wakes up "So.. think we'll be safe here?"
(22:01:31) Dawn: "I'm a bit uncomfortable at the idea of living with a bunch of werewolves," Dawn admits. "Present company excluded, from my time at Ashwood Abbey it seems they're... wild, to say the least."
(22:02:33) Chad: "What?" Chad says as he almost chokes on the Dr. Pepper he had begun to drink, "We're living with werewolves?"
(22:02:55) Dawn: "Yeah. I hope you didn't bring any silver."
(22:03:04) Slynet: Dawn leaves the channel.
(22:03:07) Slynet: Online Users: Chad, Dawn, Kalina, Raepverse, Raven
(22:03:08) Slynet: Dawn enters the channel.
(22:03:12) Chad: da fuck?
(22:03:42) Chad: Chad grimaces, "This was not part of the fucking deal. I thought we were going to hunt them or something."
(22:04:01) Dawn: "Deal?"
(22:04:35) Raepverse: "The orphanage is in town, Dad said that the mansion is just you, Dawn, me, Dr. Sylvester, the cook, and no one else.
(22:05:26) Chad: "Dr. Sylvester?"
(22:05:31) Chad: inb4 cook murders someone
(22:05:44) Chad: and no butler?
(22:05:50) Dawn: You're the butler.
(22:06:12) Dawn: actually, we could make Jessica the butler/maid.
(22:06:52) Raepverse: "The therapist he said you both desperately needed." she says as you pass a sign marked 'Do Not Pass'.
(22:07:20) Chad: "Don't need a stupid shrink," Chad mutters as he ignores the faggot sign.
(22:07:23) Dawn: "That's kind of rude," Dawn says, narrowing her eyebrows.
(22:07:39) Chad: Hey Dawn, wanna murder hobo Dr. Sylvester?
(22:07:42) Chad: Best idea ever.
(22:07:46) Chad: Bet he's a douche too.
(22:07:48) Dawn: I'm okay with this.
(22:07:55) Dawn: That'll prove we don't need mental help!
(22:08:00) Dawn: We were smart enough to deal with our problems
(22:08:00) Raepverse: >implying he
(22:08:11) Chad: >
(22:09:03) Raepverse: "I'm just the messenger." she says as Chad starts driving down the narrow road, "So you're single?" asks Dawn.
(22:09:19) Raepverse: Jessica*
(22:09:32) Raepverse: "I'm just the messenger." she says as Chad starts driving down the narrow road, "So you're single?" asks Jessica.
(22:09:40) Dawn: "I was planning on asking Chad out, but single for the moment, yeah."
(22:09:51) Dawn: She says that in a dry tone of voice.
(22:10:00) Chad: >
(22:10:19) Chad: "Get in line," Chad says in an equally dry tone.
(22:10:51) Dawn: "As long as the female werewolves here aren't all over you, I'll be happy to wait in line."
(22:11:01) Dawn: OOOH WAS I REFERRING TO JESSICA OR NOT
(22:11:02) Dawn: >
(22:11:06) Chad:
(22:11:16) Chad: Chad is confused by your comment.
(22:11:35) Dawn: And well he should be.
(22:11:40) Dawn: poor Jessica.
(22:12:15) Raepverse: Poor Jessica indeed. Was she asking you or Chad if single?
(22:12:50) Chad: lol
(22:12:51) Dawn:
(22:12:55) Chad: Oh god.
(22:12:58) Chad: It was for Chad.
(22:13:07) Chad: Too bad, Jess. He assumes you were asking Dawn.
(22:13:07) Dawn: You can't escape the underaged sex, Grand.
(22:13:26) Dawn: eh
(22:13:34) Dawn: Dawn's response could easily be seen as saying Chad is single
(22:14:14) Raepverse: Chad then passes a sign, "NORWIGHT POP. 400" before entering a sleepy town within the mountains. After some narrow turns, Chad can understand how this town can get cut off from the rest of the world.
(22:14:26) Raepverse: "Ugh, can we stop at a diner or something?" asks Jessica.
(22:14:28) Dawn: It's a nice town!
(22:14:52) Dawn: Dawn chokes for a second. "Uh. A diner... run by werewolves?"
(22:15:10) Chad: Chad laughs, "That sounds fucking awesome. Let's do it."
(22:15:16) Chad: Anything to get himself in a better mood!
(22:15:49) Dawn: "... what's the worst that could happen?" Dawn asks.
(22:16:01) Dawn: Chad's laugh is mildly infectious.
(22:16:07) Dawn: Dawn is HAPPIER.
(22:16:11) Chad: >
(22:16:12) Dawn: also sober since it's been two hours
(22:17:35) Raepverse: You find yourself parked outside of Tim's Eats, a shitty diner in a small town. A woman old as shit seats you at a table while a waitress named Holly comes over to you each, "So what brings you to Norwight? Not often we get a new face around here!"
(22:17:57) Dawn: ... Chad is going to fuck this up hardcore.
(22:18:09) Dawn: Unless you'd prefer I speak, grna
(22:18:28) Chad: "We're clearly furries," Chad says sarcastically, "This place is paradise!"
(22:18:47) Dawn: ...
(22:18:48) Chad: He is NOT happy about being tricked to live with werewolves.
(22:18:48) Dawn: oh
(22:18:49) Dawn: god
(22:18:51) Chad: This is NOT cool.
(22:19:28) Dawn: "What we mean," Dawn says, going into damage control mode, "Is that we're staying here for a few months. A vacation."
(22:19:30) Dawn: Dawn glares at Chad.
(22:19:49) Raepverse: "Pancakes, bring us pancakes. I'm so fucking hungry." says Jessica who has been hitting the blunt for a while not caring.
(22:20:06) Chad: Oh god wtf Jess
(22:20:09) Dawn: ... we're not suspicious AT ALL
(22:20:19) Raepverse: "Alright then.. three stacks for three visitors!" says Holly before Jessica asks for a second order for herself.
(22:20:34) Raepverse: "What? I get hungry." she says defensively to each of you.
(22:20:42) Dawn: "Thanks!" Dawn says to the retreating Holly.
(22:20:49) Chad: Is she still smoking that blunt?
(22:21:02) Dawn: "This is all your fault, you know, Chad. At least wait until we get the security on in the mansion before you piss off any werewolves."
(22:21:14) Dawn: "We're here to eat, not get mauled."
(22:22:08) Chad: "Fine fine," he says, "I just had a bad day, okay? Fucking had to go to my sister's funeral."
(22:22:52) Dawn: "And my parents are probably dead and doppelgangers now. Jessica here... None of us are having a 'good day'."
(22:23:02) Raepverse: "I'm sorry for your loss." says Jessica sheepishly.
(22:23:10) Dawn: d'aw
(22:23:19) Dawn: she's so trying to get into your pants chad
(22:23:34) Raepverse: Totally just wants to piss off her Daddy.
(22:23:44) Dawn: completely understandably
(22:24:21) Chad:
(22:24:36) Dawn: can you even say someone is trying to get into a male's pants
(22:24:39) Chad: "Thanks Jess," Chad says as he glares at Dawn, "At least someone cares."
(22:24:42) Dawn: frankly i've only heard it in regards to women
(22:24:47) Chad: yeah
(22:24:50) Chad: Wait
(22:24:51) Chad: depends
(22:24:52) Raepverse: The food comes steaming hot, and Holly seems to flirt with Chad a little bit, "So, staying in town for a little bit hansom?"
(22:25:01) Chad: ...
(22:25:03) Raepverse: Women are innies and men are outies.
(22:25:03) Dawn:
(22:25:04) Dawn:
(22:25:18) Dawn: "I care-" Dawn says before the waiter interrupts.
(22:25:40) Chad: "Yeah, for break," he says with a grin. The ladies love the Chad!
(22:25:50) Dawn: >
(22:27:28) Raepverse: As Chad lays his hand down on his fork he can remember eating here in the past and loving the Strawbearly A Care in the World special!
(22:28:12) Chad: The fuck?
(22:28:47) Chad: "Uh, get me the Strawbearly a Care in the World special," Chad says with a weird look, "That looks good."
(22:28:54) Raepverse: You remember that being delicious! You have never been here.
(22:29:08) Raepverse: Holly looks puzzled before adding, "Let me go ask my manager about that."
(22:29:21) Raepverse: "Weird." says Jessica scarfing down her food.
(22:29:30) Dawn: Dawn looks at Chad, confused. "That was marijuana, right?"
(22:29:41) Dawn: perhaps was just should be italicized
(22:30:17) Chad: "Duh," Chad says with a loopy grin, "Why?"
(22:31:14) Dawn: Dawn shrugs and eats her food.
(22:31:20) Dawn: She's trapped with someone slightly insane.
(22:31:24) Dawn: Nothing new!
(22:31:48) Raepverse: Holly comes back looking confused, "Well, my manager said he haven't served that since the 8's but our chef is old and is working on it."
(22:32:46) Dawn: Dawn glares at Chad again.
(22:32:54) Dawn: Still, the pancakes are really good I assume.
(22:32:55) Dawn:
(22:33:06) Chad: "What?" Chad asks as she glares at him.
(22:33:12) Chad: fuck
(22:33:15) Chad: i want some pancakes
(22:33:15) Chad: D:
(22:34:18) Raepverse: Holly comes back with a stack of five pancakes, with three strawberries on top and a ring of bacon around it. Don't worry Chad, Jessica ate your original order for you, no problem! Holly sets it on the table with a napkin with seven numbers on it before giggling and going away.
(22:34:41) Dawn: >
(22:34:52) Dawn: numbers!
(22:35:23) Dawn: chad is too popular
(22:35:55) Dawn: "You're really bad at not being suspicious," Dawn says.
(22:35:55) Chad: >
(22:36:14) Dawn: She's also mildly jealous of the seven numbers Chad just got.
(22:36:18) Dawn: She'd never admit that bit though.
(22:36:19) Chad: "No you," he says defensively before digging into his food. Oh god I want pancakes so badly oh god why.
(22:36:25) Raepverse: The first bite of these pancakes for the first time is as good as you remember them!
(22:36:26) Dawn:
(22:36:30) Chad: fuuuuuuuuck
(22:36:37) Chad: I'm on a diet, why raep whyyyyyyyyy
(22:36:53) Raepverse: "She looked a little fat." says Jessica far more petty than Dawn.
(22:37:14) Dawn: Dawn slowly and sensually eats her pancakes. She hasn't had a chance to relax and eat good food for a while.
(22:37:15) Chad: wha?
(22:38:13) Dawn: "Not even subtle," Dawn says, agreeing with Jessica.
(22:38:39) Dawn: "Of course, they probably know Chad is too brainless to avoid being brought in like a cattle to the slaughter."
(22:38:39) Raepverse: Chad, she did not look fat. A solid 8.
(22:39:07) Dawn: Everyone in this town is beautiful?
(22:39:07) Dawn:
(22:39:10) Dawn: It's like Jersey Shore!
(22:39:23) Dawn: Does Jessica even have striking looks?
(22:39:24) Dawn: Dawn does.
(22:39:29) Raepverse: "I mean The Chad, you're not attracted to a cow like that, are you?" she says eating her third plate like a monster, not happy at Holly who is now giggling and talking to another waitress.
(22:39:41) Slynet: Dawn leaves the channel.
(22:39:43) Slynet: Dawn enters the channel.
(22:39:44) Raepverse: No, Jessica is alright looking but nothing special.
(22:40:11) Dawn: That's k, when she transforms we'll find out all werewolves are beautiful.
(22:40:56) Raepverse: Her hair is interestingly done, probably to hide the patches of hair missing.
(22:42:18) Chad: "Ah, naw I guess not," Chad lies, "Numbers are nice, though. Kinda lifted up my spirits, you know?" Dig more into the delicious food.
(22:43:32) Raepverse: Good cover Chad, shes totally worth it.
(22:43:46) Dawn: woooo pedophilia
(22:43:51) Raepverse: Time comes for the check, who pays?
(22:44:02) Chad: >pedophilia
(22:44:15) Chad: 16 year olds are legal in a lot of places, you bastard.
(22:44:18) Dawn: Chad pays.
(22:44:22) Raepverse: In total Chad ate his weird food, Dawn had hers, and Jessica had three meals. $11.06 for the whole thing!
(22:44:23) Dawn: She's like 14.
(22:44:31) Chad: Woah, that's cheap.
(22:44:33) Chad: She's 16.
(22:44:49) Dawn: Would you believe her if she told you she was 18?
(22:45:01) Chad: Raep, how old is she?
(22:45:13) Raepverse: Chad, roll your special merit.
(22:45:53) Chad: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fil​e:Age_of_Consent_-_Global.svg
(22:45:59) Chad: remind me to move to South America
(22:46:00) Chad: also
(22:46:17) Chad: scumbag savant?
(22:46:19) Raepverse: Norwight is in Somalia.
(22:46:22) Raepverse: Yes
(22:46:39) Slynet: Chad rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 4,6,6,9 (1 success)
(22:46:42) Raepverse: IF SHE BLEEDS SHE BREEDS!
(22:46:59) Raepverse: Is your response.
(22:47:06) Chad: OH GOD WHAT
(22:47:10) Raepverse: Holly is likely in her 20's.
(22:47:12) Chad: Chad is not a pedo wtffffff
(22:47:21) Chad: How old does goddam jess look
(22:48:18) Chad: I think he has made.
(22:48:22) Chad: A terrible mistake here.
(22:48:27) Chad: "Officer, she said she was 18!"
(22:48:27) Raepverse: Probably 16-18.
(22:48:51) Raepverse: "You paying?" asks Jessica.
(22:48:58) Raepverse: Chad's actual response is.
(22:49:39) Raepverse: MAYBE OLD ENOUGH TO BE LEGAL, DEFINITELY OLD ENOUGH TO KEEP A SECRET
(22:49:54) Chad: Alright, good enough.
(22:50:15) Chad: "Yeah, you paying?" Chad asks as he turns to Dawn with a grin.
(22:50:37) Dawn: Does Dawn have any money?
(22:50:54) Raepverse: Probably.
(22:51:04) Raepverse: A bit of cash, and a company credit card.
(22:51:15) Raepverse: Chad still has his fat stack!
(22:51:19) Dawn: This is in the mountains.
(22:51:27) Dawn: No way she'd use the card here anyway.
(22:51:43) Raepverse: Smart!
(22:52:12) Raepverse: Jessica seems impatient, "Oh common Chad, never taken two girls out on a date before?"
(22:52:13) Dawn: "Sure," Dawn says, bringing out a ten dollar bill. "Oh, looks like I'm all out."
(22:52:45) Chad: you bitch
(22:52:47) Dawn: (she says flatly)
(22:53:13) Chad: "Just kidding," he says quickly as he takes out a twenty, "Geez, it was just a joke."
(22:53:22) Chad: D: mai money
(22:53:28) Dawn: >
(22:53:54) Dawn: Dawn puts the bill away. "Thanks, Chad! You're the best."
(22:54:06) Raepverse: Chad, do you tip with the full billl?
(22:54:35) Dawn: You probably should to keep your options open.
(22:55:50) Chad: Hmmm
(22:55:51) Chad: Yeah.
(22:55:56) Chad: Good idea.
(22:58:59) Raepverse: Well then, you get back onto the road and find yourselves up a winding road leading to a small hotel looking resort, The Clear Lake Hotel, your new home.
(22:59:09) Dawn:
(22:59:18) Chad: :o
(22:59:36) Chad: First thing is first, paint this thing with melted silver.
(23:00:01) Dawn: Jessica would love that
(23:00:47) Chad:
(23:01:09) Chad: Alright, can we end here? I have to get up in 7 hours D:
(23:01:18) Raepverse: Going to end scene for now, although you two are encouraged to Player scene. Text me anytime for scenes!
(23:01:25) Chad: ollo
(23:01:30) Chad: dat timing
(23:02:03) Dawn:
(23:02:06) Dawn: thanks for scene raep
(23:02:08) Dawn: want me to post grna?
(23:02:11) Raepverse: no problme
(23:02:15) Raepverse: CHAD POST
(23:03:05) Chad: K
(23:03:12) Chad: I POST
(23:03:39) Dawn: k
(23:03:42) Dawn: imma go get some food then
(23:03:58) Raepverse:

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Re: RWOD: The Breakfast Hunting Club
« Reply #26 on: January 24, 2013, 09:04:20 PM »
Trio Scene! (Kind Of):

Chad meets up with

Spoiler  :
(2013.01.21 - 14:33:33) Grand_Admiral: yes!
(2013.01.21 - 14:34:22) LeeSin: I KNEW YOU WOULD GRAND
(2013.01.21 - 14:34:29) LeeSin: THAT TOTALLY WASENT A RESPONSE TO RAPDOOR
(2013.01.21 - 14:34:31) Grand_Admiral:
(2013.01.21 - 14:35:22) Raepdog: Any idea what Chad is going to- wait he wanted to explore.
(2013.01.21 - 14:37:41) Slynet: Grand_Admiral has been logged out (Timeout).
(2013.01.21 - 14:40:23) Slynet: LeeSin has been logged out (Timeout).
(2013.01.21 - 15:16:49) Slynet: Raepdog has been logged out (Timeout).
(2013.01.21 - 15:16:54) Slynet: Raepdog enters the channel.
(2013.01.21 - 15:17:01) Slynet: Raepdog is now known as RAepbot.
(2013.01.21 - 15:17:20) Slynet: Grand_Admiral enters the channel.
(2013.01.21 - 15:17:23) Slynet: Grand_Admiral is now known as Chad.
(2013.01.21 - 15:17:24) Chad: >
(2013.01.21 - 15:17:47) Slynet: megapwn enters the channel.
(2013.01.21 - 15:19:29) RAepbot: Alright then Chad, you walk out of your awesome little Mancave to find the outside bright and beautiful, this once terrible lake is now.. beautiful, an oasis of hot water surrounded by white snow and chirping animals. You have a.. regal feel to you, like life seems partially charmed for you.. although there are some other things that seem different. The birds around you seem to be singing a praise to the new king, the sun seems to shine on you like you are its child, and the area around you feels.. entitled to you, the difference between what is yours and what is not yours seems clear now, and things around you seem to stick out in ways you don't yet understand.
(2013.01.21 - 15:19:37) Slynet: RAepbot is now known as Raepbot.
(2013.01.21 - 15:20:55) Chad: "Sick," Chad mutters to himself, "King of the Bitches, baby. Let's see if anything else changed..." Move onwards towards the mansion!
(2013.01.21 - 15:21:11) megapwn: lel what a fag
(2013.01.21 - 15:21:13) megapwn: is chad
(2013.01.21 - 15:21:14) megapwn: in norwight
(2013.01.21 - 15:22:09) Chad: iono, maybe you should READ MY SCENES
(2013.01.21 - 15:22:16) Chad: wait, did i post my last one?
(2013.01.21 - 15:22:28) Chad: NO I DIDN'T
(2013.01.21 - 15:22:28) Chad: FUCK
(2013.01.21 - 15:23:14) Raepbot: Alright, you walk onwards towards your mansion with this new found feeling of awesome. Memories you never had seem to slowly be coming into focus, such as the fact that you can easily remember beating your asshole brother at skipping stones. Walking into the mansion you find a fire crackling away, and this seems a bit strange to you.. the fire seems to be producing white smoke which weaves through the air circling you for a little bit before seeming to whisk itself away.
(2013.01.21 - 15:24:02) Raepbot: Jessica, who is not yours and is bad, comes down with a bright smile looking you up and down, "Woah, hey there Chad.. you been working out or something? You look.. good." She smiles at you before looking through the bookshelf.
(2013.01.21 - 15:24:33) Chad: Define bad
(2013.01.21 - 15:26:25) Raepbot: Shes a hot, fertile, and nice girl who is funny and friendly to you. She is bad. Its hard for me to explain, and its hard for you to understand, but even though this girl dresses like she has a gay Dad and is polite as all get out, she gives off the vibe of Barbarian to you.
(2013.01.21 - 15:28:58) Chad: "What the fuck..." Chad mutters to himself before turning to her, "You uh, you seem a bit off today Jess." Meanwhile, Chad begins to think... Shit, this is fucking weird. I need a new name now. I'm not just "The Chad". King Chad? Bleh, boring. The King Chad? Shit, sounds awkward. How about "The King"? Urgh, wasn't that some singer or something?
(2013.01.21 - 15:29:22) Raepbot: A good way to think of this is that although she may be of fine character, her culture comes off as barbaric. A noble savage?
(2013.01.21 - 15:29:36) megapwn: shes a barbarian queen
(2013.01.21 - 15:30:05) Raepbot: "Oh.. well thanks haha.." she says looking a bit shot down, "Been a bit of a rough day moving in and getting used to things. Found anything cool? I think I found where they used to keep the old medical files."
(2013.01.21 - 15:32:00) Chad: "Hmmmm," Chad starts as he wonders if he should lie, "I guess I found out the psychologist has a shitload of problems? Besides that, nothing much. This place is kind of boring, huh?"
(2013.01.21 - 15:34:01) Raepbot: "Oh I don't know.." she says giggling nervously, like shes hiding something herself, "So, your family used to own this place?"
(2013.01.21 - 15:34:15) Raepbot: Roll me Resolve + Composure to resist reminding her that this place is yours.
(2013.01.21 - 15:34:28) Chad: what
(2013.01.21 - 15:34:35) Chad: oh god is this some supernatural bullshit?
(2013.01.21 - 15:34:43) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 10,4,1 | 4 (1 success)
(2013.01.21 - 15:34:51) Raepbot: Grand, remember playing as the Toreador?
(2013.01.21 - 15:34:59) Chad: LOL
(2013.01.21 - 15:35:04) Chad: I see where this is going.
(2013.01.21 - 15:35:05) Chad: Ahahaha
(2013.01.21 - 15:35:25) Chad: "Uh, no idea," Chad says with a modest shrug, "Never been here before, you know? We should go do something fun."
(2013.01.21 - 15:35:58) Raepbot: Its kind of like that, in fact its exactly like that. You know this place is yours, and that she is living under your roof and also is yours to claim, but you are able to keep your composure. Also, you gain +1 to social rolls and some other things.
(2013.01.21 - 15:36:23) Raepbot: "That could be kind of cool, want to walk around town?" she asks cheering up after you dissed her for being a noble savage.
(2013.01.21 - 15:36:39) Chad: Hey man, I only asked if something was wrong.
(2013.01.21 - 15:36:57) Chad: "Sounds like a plan. Where's Dawn? She could come too I guess."
(2013.01.21 - 15:37:15) Raepbot: Huh, wrong?
(2013.01.21 - 15:37:40) Raepbot: Speaking of Dawn!
(2013.01.21 - 15:37:42) Chad: Yeah, as in I said she seems a bit off today.
(2013.01.21 - 15:37:51) Chad: Moogle is offline ollo
(2013.01.21 - 15:37:58) Raepbot: Oh, and Grand.. its women logic.
(2013.01.21 - 15:39:21) Raepbot: She giggles erroneously again at the mention of Dawn, who is good breeding stock, before putting on her coat and explaining "She was acting weird today.. she opened some package she got and was reading it for a few hours before just like.. taking off her clothes and taking a shower. Like, I'm all for being comfortable with your body but I
(2013.01.21 - 15:39:39) Raepbot: She giggles erroneously again at the mention of Dawn, who is good breeding stock, before putting on her coat and explaining "She was acting weird today.. she opened some package she got and was reading it for a few hours before just like.. taking off her clothes and taking a shower. Like, I'm all for being comfortable with your body but I'd prefer she not walk through the hallway naked- you know?"
(2013.01.21 - 15:40:14) Chad: ...what the fuck?
(2013.01.21 - 15:40:22) Chad: rofl
(2013.01.21 - 15:40:28) Chad: "is good breeding stock"
(2013.01.21 - 15:40:38) Chad: I like how Chad is becoming a bigger douche bag by being king.
(2013.01.21 - 15:40:59) Raepbot: Shes young enough and has hips wide enough to father at least 11 children as long as she is tended to.
(2013.01.21 - 15:41:01) Chad: "Damn," Chad mutters as he realized he missed a good chance, "Well, fuck her, then. Let's get going!"
(2013.01.21 - 15:41:17) Chad: ahahaha
(2013.01.21 - 15:41:19) Raepbot: "Haha, okay." she says going out into the snow with you.
(2013.01.21 - 15:41:26) Raepbot: Whats your defense?
(2013.01.21 - 15:41:31) Chad: O.O
(2013.01.21 - 15:41:36) Chad: 2
(2013.01.21 - 15:41:41) Slynet: /rn Raepbot rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 3,3,9,3 (1 success)
(2013.01.21 - 15:41:47) Chad: Oi what
(2013.01.21 - 15:41:49) Raepbot: Swap.
(2013.01.21 - 15:42:13) Chad: nononono
(2013.01.21 - 15:42:16) Raepbot: You feel the icy chill of a snowball, and Jessica giggles before hiding behind a tree.
(2013.01.21 - 15:42:23) Chad: oh
(2013.01.21 - 15:42:29) megapwn: take 1 aggravated
(2013.01.21 - 15:42:31) Chad: >:o
(2013.01.21 - 15:42:58) Chad: "You bitch!" yells Chad cheerfully as he dicks down and grabs some snow to make a snowball.
(2013.01.21 - 15:43:02) Chad: ducks*
(2013.01.21 - 15:43:04) Chad: not dicks
(2013.01.21 - 15:43:04) Chad: ffs
(2013.01.21 - 15:43:05) Slynet: moredots enters the channel.
(2013.01.21 - 15:43:21) Raepbot: Roll your improvised weaponry roll, plus one for me.
(2013.01.21 - 15:43:36) Raepbot: Your Arete rating goes into that roll, my King.
(2013.01.21 - 15:43:37) Chad: dex or str?
(2013.01.21 - 15:43:54) Raepbot: Uh, to find a weapon I thought it was like Wits + Something?
(2013.01.21 - 15:44:00) Chad: oh, thrown is dex
(2013.01.21 - 15:44:05) Chad: ...I need to roll to find snow?
(2013.01.21 - 15:44:17) Raepbot: No, but there is good snow and better snow.
(2013.01.21 - 15:44:25) Chad: ollo what
(2013.01.21 - 15:44:31) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 6 dice with 10-again. Result: 5,2,9,7,1,2 (1 success)
(2013.01.21 - 15:44:38) Chad: wait
(2013.01.21 - 15:44:40) Chad: +1?
(2013.01.21 - 15:44:42) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 7 dice with 10-again. Result: 4,9,3,8,9,9,7 (4 successes)
(2013.01.21 - 15:44:53) Raepbot: With the sense of the predator you are, a patch of snow sticks out to you as being the best snow to hit her with.
(2013.01.21 - 15:45:05) Chad: Fuck yes.
(2013.01.21 - 15:45:08) Chad: Snow for the King.
(2013.01.21 - 15:45:08) Raepbot: Light shines down on it, and it almost looks golden in your gaze.
(2013.01.21 - 15:45:14) Chad: Oh god.
(2013.01.21 - 15:45:20) Chad: MAKE A SNOWBALL
(2013.01.21 - 15:45:22) Chad: FIT FOR A KING
(2013.01.21 - 15:45:23) Raepbot: Roll me.. Strength + Weaponry + 2.
(2013.01.21 - 15:45:26) Chad: DELIVERED BY A KING
(2013.01.21 - 15:45:42) Chad: do i get +1 for specialty? >
(2013.01.21 - 15:45:50) Chad: since i have improvised weaponry?
(2013.01.21 - 15:45:52) Chad: snowball is totallly
(2013.01.21 - 15:45:57) Chad: an improvised weapon
(2013.01.21 - 15:46:11) Slynet: megapwn has been logged out (Timeout).
(2013.01.21 - 15:46:13) Raepbot: The +2 is for your specialty, and your Arete.
(2013.01.21 - 15:46:24) Chad: kk
(2013.01.21 - 15:46:27) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 9 dice with 10-again. Result: 4,3,6,5,10,9,9,9,8 | 1 (5 successes - exceptional!)
(2013.01.21 - 15:46:31) Chad: Awww yeah
(2013.01.21 - 15:46:35) Slynet: megapwn enters the channel.
(2013.01.21 - 15:46:51) Raepbot: Wow, that's interesting because of what I had planned.
(2013.01.21 - 15:46:57) Slynet: mrzwach enters the channel.
(2013.01.21 - 15:47:16) mrzwach: murdering people with snowballs
(2013.01.21 - 15:47:21) Chad:
(2013.01.21 - 15:47:28) Chad: I am King.
(2013.01.21 - 15:47:30) megapwn: This is
(2013.01.21 - 15:47:32) megapwn: the greatest snowball
(2013.01.21 - 15:47:33) megapwn: ever
(2013.01.21 - 15:47:41) megapwn: He stuck some rocks in it or something
(2013.01.21 - 15:47:46) megapwn: to make it especially lethal
(2013.01.21 - 15:47:46) Chad: Chad should rename himself to King.
(2013.01.21 - 15:47:52) Chad: More of a modern touch.
(2013.01.21 - 15:48:05) megapwn: and then move to freeside
(2013.01.21 - 15:48:11) Raepbot: Jessica comes out ready to pelt you with a snowball before you cock your hand back and deliver a strong throw- the round ball glistening with sunlight as it travels through the air before hitting Jessica right about the left eye and sending her back into a snowbank as she lets out a moan of pain. After two seconds, you do not see her get up nor can you see her over the hill.
(2013.01.21 - 15:48:24) megapwn: hahahaah
(2013.01.21 - 15:48:27) megapwn: fucking chad
(2013.01.21 - 15:48:29) Chad: ....
(2013.01.21 - 15:48:49) mrzwach: It feels sad to get screwed over on an exceptional success, DOESN'T IT GRAND.
(2013.01.21 - 15:48:49) Chad: "Oh shit," Chad says before pausing and making another snowball. This could be a clever trap...
(2013.01.21 - 15:49:03) mrzwach: She's dead, Chad.
(2013.01.21 - 15:49:08) Chad: After making his snowball, he will run over to see if she is okay.
(2013.01.21 - 15:49:24) Chad: Did I ever do that to you, Mrz?
(2013.01.21 - 15:49:25) Chad:
(2013.01.21 - 15:49:58) megapwn: please be dead
(2013.01.21 - 15:50:02) megapwn: it will be the most memorable scene
(2013.01.21 - 15:50:04) megapwn: in WoD history
(2013.01.21 - 15:50:11) megapwn: when chad threw a snowball at a girl and killed her
(2013.01.21 - 15:50:13) Chad: that would be terrible
(2013.01.21 - 15:50:13) Chad: D:
(2013.01.21 - 15:50:46) Raepbot: Four more seconds pass, you don't hear much aside from a little moan of pain. Going over to her you see a.. basically half-knocked out Jessica in the fetal position naked, shivering, and shaking in the snow. Her clothes are in shreds all around her, and the human print in the snow is.. weird looking, like you knocked her back so hard she made a much larger print, like you knocked back Andre the Giant wearing Freddy Kruger gloves.
(2013.01.21 - 15:51:03) Chad: ....
(2013.01.21 - 15:51:08) Chad: Snowballs are bad.
(2013.01.21 - 15:51:11) Raepbot: Oh look at that, there is a chunk of ice next to her and shes bleeding just a bit over the eye. Your King powers work, you find the beast weapon around you!
(2013.01.21 - 15:51:23) Chad: You fucking faggot.
(2013.01.21 - 15:51:36) megapwn: preform
(2013.01.21 - 15:51:38) megapwn: the coup de grace
(2013.01.21 - 15:51:40) megapwn: with a snowball chad
(2013.01.21 - 15:51:41) megapwn: do it
(2013.01.21 - 15:51:56) Raepbot: Also, Douchebag Savant can be used in this situation if you wish.
(2013.01.21 - 15:52:08) Chad: ...sure why not
(2013.01.21 - 15:52:21) Raepbot: Roll for lol!
(2013.01.21 - 15:52:31) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 5 dice with 10-again. Result: 7,7,6,9,3 (1 success)
(2013.01.21 - 15:52:50) Raepbot: Maybe as a King you hit her so hard you knocked her clothes off?
(2013.01.21 - 15:52:56) Raepbot: As a true Pret would.
(2013.01.21 - 15:53:04) Chad: Well, Chad figured that out at least.
(2013.01.21 - 15:53:06) Chad: Oh god.
(2013.01.21 - 15:53:07) Chad: lol
(2013.01.21 - 15:53:15) Raepbot: How else would she leave a fucking Yeti print in the snow.
(2013.01.21 - 15:53:21) Chad: Throw off my coat and wrap her up with it. "Shitshitshitshit," Chad mutters as he attempts to pick her up and bring her into the house.
(2013.01.21 - 15:54:20) Raepbot: You bring this.. heroic savage into your house, laying this Barbarian Queen onto the couch in front of the fire. I mean, this was for the best.. her culture is so.. uncivilized, why else would she dress like that? Roll Resolve + Composure.
(2013.01.21 - 15:54:33) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 6,7,3 (failure)
(2013.01.21 - 15:54:36) Chad: Well shit
(2013.01.21 - 15:54:56) megapwn: you feel like having sex with her
(2013.01.21 - 15:54:58) megapwn: huehue
(2013.01.21 - 15:55:08) Raepbot: Alright then Chad, you should go upstairs to one of the rooms and get some clothes that a Pret left here- if a savage will stay here, she will dress as if she is cultured.
(2013.01.21 - 15:56:28) Raepbot: If you go exploring you can find a upper class white dress, a very formal red dress, and an even more formal white dress with floral trim.
(2013.01.21 - 15:56:35) Raepbot: A pret has never once worn sweatpants.
(2013.01.21 - 15:56:36) Chad: Nnnnn
(2013.01.21 - 15:56:41) Chad: But she's wounded D:
(2013.01.21 - 15:56:50) Chad: I demand an int+medicine to see if she is okay.
(2013.01.21 - 15:56:56) Raepbot: Go ahead!
(2013.01.21 - 15:57:01) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls a chance die. Result: 7 (failure)
(2013.01.21 - 15:57:03) Chad: Life sucks.
(2013.01.21 - 15:57:11) Raepbot: wait wait
(2013.01.21 - 15:57:34) Raepbot: Pick a dress, your kingly nature demands it.
(2013.01.21 - 15:57:36) megapwn: to bad you didint dramatically fail
(2013.01.21 - 15:57:39) megapwn: that would've been a good one
(2013.01.21 - 15:57:54) megapwn: also pick the red dress
(2013.01.21 - 15:57:59) megapwn: the most beautiful of colors
(2013.01.21 - 15:58:05) Chad: I'm not leaving her
(2013.01.21 - 15:58:08) Chad: Until I know she is okay.
(2013.01.21 - 15:58:13) Chad: It's not happening.
(2013.01.21 - 15:58:26) Chad: Chad still has SOME kindness you know.
(2013.01.21 - 15:58:38) Chad: Oh wait, supernatural flaw.
(2013.01.21 - 15:58:43) Raepbot: Well then, you have two choices Mr. Chad! Bring her to the room while you pick out dresses.
(2013.01.21 - 15:58:46) Chad: I guess I don't have choice.
(2013.01.21 - 15:59:18) Chad: Yeah, I leave her to get clothes fit for a civilized being, forgot that was my supernatural flaw that I failed, lol.
(2013.01.21 - 15:59:32) Raepbot: No problem, which one do you pick?
(2013.01.21 - 15:59:49) Chad: Red is awesome, plus her barbaric blood would stain a white dress.
(2013.01.21 - 16:00:32) Raepbot: Alright then you come back with the red dress to find she is starting to wake up, and if you wipe away the dried blood you find that she.. is not cut, there is just a slight scar there.
(2013.01.21 - 16:00:45) Raepbot: "C-Chad..? Did you throw a chunk of.. ice at me?"
(2013.01.21 - 16:01:49) mrzwach: oh chad
(2013.01.21 - 16:02:08) Chad: "Uh no," Chad lies, "I threw a snowball at you and you hit you tripped and fell. I knew something was off about you, Jess! I don't think you're feeling too well."
(2013.01.21 - 16:02:22) mrzwach: You hit you!
(2013.01.21 - 16:02:25) mrzwach: Stupid girl! you hit you!
(2013.01.21 - 16:02:37) Chad: and you tripped and fel*
(2013.01.21 - 16:02:39) Chad: STFU MRZ
(2013.01.21 - 16:02:40) Chad: D:
(2013.01.21 - 16:02:50) Slynet: Fel logs into the Chat.
(2013.01.21 - 16:02:53) Fel: Did somebody say Fel?
(2013.01.21 - 16:02:56) mrzwach: >I knew something was off about you
(2013.01.21 - 16:03:03) mrzwach: did you get tipped off by her being unconscious or her being naked
(2013.01.21 - 16:03:20) Chad: no, she seemed "bad" to me before this whole incident
(2013.01.21 - 16:04:23) Raepbot: "Oh.. wait, why am I.. naked?" she says pulling up the dress, looking alarmed and embarrassed.
(2013.01.21 - 16:05:32) Chad: "Clothes got a bit ruined cause of the snow," explains Chad, "So uh, uh, Dawn took them off and told me to get some new clothes for you." Chad will cover his eyes, "My bad."
(2013.01.21 - 16:06:09) megapwn: ROLL FOR LIEING HORRIBLY
(2013.01.21 - 16:06:14) Raepbot: "No.. problem.." she says looking out of it but coming too fast, "I'm going to get changed but then do you want to go to town?"
(2013.01.21 - 16:06:16) mrzwach: You should've told her she was raped by a snowman
(2013.01.21 - 16:06:43) mrzwach: Alternatively, you should've left her outside to die of exposure
(2013.01.21 - 16:06:44) mrzwach: and then become
(2013.01.21 - 16:06:46) Chad: "Yeah sure," Chad says as he keeps his eyes closed, "I got you a new dress, it's pretty cool."
(2013.01.21 - 16:06:46) mrzwach: THE SNOWBALL KILLER
(2013.01.21 - 16:06:51) Chad: rofl
(2013.01.21 - 16:06:52) Chad: rofl
(2013.01.21 - 16:07:15) Chad: Since this is a town full of werewolves, I wouldn't get too far in the killing business.
(2013.01.21 - 16:07:29) megapwn: oh god what
(2013.01.21 - 16:07:38) megapwn: this town has werewolves in it?
(2013.01.21 - 16:07:41) megapwn: fuck man
(2013.01.21 - 16:07:46) megapwn: this was a nice and quiet town
(2013.01.21 - 16:07:48) megapwn: nothing bad ever happened
(2013.01.21 - 16:07:50) Chad: almost everyone is a werewolf
(2013.01.21 - 16:07:53) Chad: whoops, now you know
(2013.01.21 - 16:08:01) Chad: inb4 you are a werewolf
(2013.01.21 - 16:08:05) Chad: and just don't know it
(2013.01.21 - 16:08:05) Chad:
(2013.01.21 - 16:08:06) megapwn: lol
(2013.01.21 - 16:08:12) megapwn: ralph is 40
(2013.01.21 - 16:08:14) megapwn: im sure he would've figured out
(2013.01.21 - 16:08:15) megapwn: by now
(2013.01.21 - 16:08:41) Raepbot: She gets changed and now looks as a Barbarian Queen should, her uncultured pedigree clashing with her attractive appearance is weird for you. Anyhow, you two start walking through the town and find some cool stuff- a burned down church, an arcade, a general store, a pancake house where you met Holly, some cops going around looking into things.
(2013.01.21 - 16:09:13) Chad: Fuck this shit, let's go to an arcade!
(2013.01.21 - 16:11:11) Raepbot: Alright, the arcade seems to be closed but right next door to it seems to be.. an old smut theater? Oh fuck, this town has no internet connection so it has no porn.
(2013.01.21 - 16:11:45) Chad:
(2013.01.21 - 16:11:52) Chad: This shit sucks.
(2013.01.21 - 16:12:16) Chad: "Anything you want to do?" asks Chad while showing clear irritation at the lack of arcade access.
(2013.01.21 - 16:13:43) Raepbot: "I really wanted to go to the arcade.." she says looking down and dissapointed.
(2013.01.21 - 16:14:24) Raepbot: The door is locked but the lights are on inside, and you can see Pacman inside.
(2013.01.21 - 16:14:38) Chad: D:<
(2013.01.21 - 16:14:48) Chad: "I do too," Chad says as he knocks on the door.
(2013.01.21 - 16:15:34) Raepbot: "Well.." she says looking around, "Watch my back."
(2013.01.21 - 16:15:46) Raepbot: Chad and Megapwn, roll me Perception.
(2013.01.21 - 16:15:49) Slynet: /rn Raepbot rolls 6 dice with 10-again. Result: 4,4,10,9,4,6 | 8 (3 successes)
(2013.01.21 - 16:16:00) Chad: O.O
(2013.01.21 - 16:16:05) Chad: Chad will watch her back.
(2013.01.21 - 16:17:05) Raepbot: Alright then, Grand and Megapwn roll me Perception.
(2013.01.21 - 16:18:28) Chad: ollo
(2013.01.21 - 16:18:29) Chad: oh god
(2013.01.21 - 16:18:37) Chad: I think megapwn has to go soon, but k
(2013.01.21 - 16:18:38) megapwn: huh
(2013.01.21 - 16:18:41) megapwn: okay
(2013.01.21 - 16:18:44) megapwn: thats
(2013.01.21 - 16:18:46) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 5,7,9,7 (1 success)
(2013.01.21 - 16:18:47) megapwn: WITS AND COMPOSURE
(2013.01.21 - 16:18:52) Chad: I am very perceptive.
(2013.01.21 - 16:18:54) Chad: YES IT IS
(2013.01.21 - 16:18:55) Chad: GJ
(2013.01.21 - 16:19:03) Slynet: /rn megapwn rolls 6 dice with 10-again. Result: 7,7,1,7,5,2 (failure)
(2013.01.21 - 16:19:06) megapwn: lel
(2013.01.21 - 16:19:10) Slynet: /rn Raepbot rolls 5 dice with 10-again. Result: 10,4,9,4,9 | 1 (3 successes)
(2013.01.21 - 16:19:17) Raepbot: Re-name Megapwn.
(2013.01.21 - 16:19:22) Slynet: megapwn is now known as Ralph.
(2013.01.21 - 16:19:48) Chad: Holy shit megapwn
(2013.01.21 - 16:20:29) Raepbot: Alright Chad you begin to notice something as Jessica tugs hard on the arcade door, hard enough that it opens with a slightly loud crack. Ralph notices nothing, but Jacob looks over at you in the cruzer bringing it to a stop and saying "I think those kids are trying to break into the arcade!"
(2013.01.21 - 16:20:36) Raepbot: Chad notices he has been noticed.
(2013.01.21 - 16:20:49) Ralph: whos driving?
(2013.01.21 - 16:21:18) Raepbot: Jacob.
(2013.01.21 - 16:21:39) Chad: "Shit, run Jess!" Chad says as he grabs her arm, "The cops saw us!"
(2013.01.21 - 16:22:00) Ralph: I'll take a look over and see two kids making a run for it, I asume?
(2013.01.21 - 16:22:23) Raepbot: Yes, and
(2013.01.21 - 16:22:32) Chad: Fucking coppers
(2013.01.21 - 16:22:40) Chad: I'm gonna pop a cap in yer ass
(2013.01.21 - 16:22:45) Chad: by throwing snowballs
(2013.01.21 - 16:23:28) Ralph: yes
(2013.01.21 - 16:23:29) Ralph: AND
(2013.01.21 - 16:23:29) Ralph: ?
(2013.01.21 - 16:24:25) Raepbot: Yes, and Jessica looks freaked the fuck out as she yells "No! Fuck!" she says climbing up the alley ladder unto the roof, and Chad you have a Kingflash and know there are three routes you can take. Follow Jessica, which strikes you as dangerous. Run towards the cops and hope to move past them, which is fucking dangerous. Or into the arcade which is cowardly.
(2013.01.21 - 16:24:49) Chad: hmmmm
(2013.01.21 - 16:24:56) Chad: CHARGE
(2013.01.21 - 16:24:57) Chad: THE
(2013.01.21 - 16:25:00) Chad: COPS
(2013.01.21 - 16:25:05) Chad: LIKE A MAN
(2013.01.21 - 16:25:30) Raepbot: For real?
(2013.01.21 - 16:25:40) Chad: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-j-Li5v​lVdj0/UA76XPJ7_KI/AAAAAAAAAyc/aJJ​uJub6jic/s1600/come+at++me+bro.jp​g
(2013.01.21 - 16:25:43) Chad: Fuck yes.
(2013.01.21 - 16:25:47) Chad: Charge past them hopefuly.
(2013.01.21 - 16:25:59) Raepbot: Alright, you choose to leave Jessica behind?
(2013.01.21 - 16:26:03) Chad: If they get in my way, they get the CHAD HAMMER.
(2013.01.21 - 16:26:12) Chad: I will buy her time!
(2013.01.21 - 16:26:30) Ralph: Are we out of the car yet, rapdoor
(2013.01.21 - 16:26:32) Ralph: ?
(2013.01.21 - 16:26:38) Raepbot: Alright, Jacob shouts at you Ralph "Go for the girl, I'll take care of this asshole.":
(2013.01.21 - 16:26:41) Raepbot: Yes, out of the car.
(2013.01.21 - 16:26:55) Ralph: seriously, I really wanted to shoot grand in the leg
(2013.01.21 - 16:26:58) Ralph: like really fucking bad
(2013.01.21 - 16:27:10) Ralph: "Call for backup!" I'll yell before running for the girl
(2013.01.21 - 16:27:51) Raepbot: Alright then, says Ralph running up the stairs to go towards Jessica.
(2013.01.21 - 16:27:57) Chad: If he runs for the girl, that means he has to go past me.
(2013.01.21 - 16:28:01) Chad: D:<
(2013.01.21 - 16:28:10) Raepbot: Chad, this cop guy has drawn his weapon and shouted "Get the fuck down!"
(2013.01.21 - 16:28:16) Raepbot: towards the stairs*
(2013.01.21 - 16:28:41) Chad: "Can't shoot an unarmed man in the back, faggot," Chad says as he runs to the left.
(2013.01.21 - 16:29:19) mrzwach: inb4 chad gets shot
(2013.01.21 - 16:29:23) Ralph: Can I shoot him with a tazer
(2013.01.21 - 16:29:41) Ralph: or was i able
(2013.01.21 - 16:29:42) Ralph: to get past him
(2013.01.21 - 16:29:43) Ralph: for the girl
(2013.01.21 - 16:30:00) Raepbot: Chad runs to the left, turning your back to the man? If you do so, you can see another ladder above what seems to be a closed down office building.
(2013.01.21 - 16:30:18) Slynet: /rn Raepbot rolls 6 dice with 10-again. Result: 10,7,4,3,6,5 | 3 (1 success)
(2013.01.21 - 16:30:41) Chad: I'm going to circle around the building for now.
(2013.01.21 - 16:30:44) Raepbot: Well, Chad turns to the left and hears a gunshot. He feels no pain though, and if Chad goes for his move to the left plan Ralph can make a Dex + Athletics move for the ladder.
(2013.01.21 - 16:30:52) Chad: WHAT THE FUCK
(2013.01.21 - 16:30:56) Chad: HE'S SHOOTING AT ME?
(2013.01.21 - 16:30:59) Slynet: /rn Ralph rolls 5 dice with 10-again. Result: 3,8,4,2,8 (2 successes)
(2013.01.21 - 16:31:02) Ralph: CLIMB
(2013.01.21 - 16:31:13) Chad: No, I'm going to turn around the corner and get a weapon. Then ambush the faggot.
(2013.01.21 - 16:31:16) Chad: He's SHOOTING at me.
(2013.01.21 - 16:31:26) Chad: That's not what cops do to kids who break into an arcarde.
(2013.01.21 - 16:31:32) Chad: This is clearly a power hungry cop faggot.
(2013.01.21 - 16:31:39) Chad: I'll show him what the Chad is made of.
(2013.01.21 - 16:31:56) Raepbot: You did not see what he is shooting at.
(2013.01.21 - 16:32:09) Raepbot: Roll your merit!
(2013.01.21 - 16:32:32) Raepbot: Ralph, you are able to get on the roof to find this young girl running, and shes struggling because shes wearing a long red dress.
(2013.01.21 - 16:32:44) Chad: oh
(2013.01.21 - 16:32:57) Ralph: run after her "You arent going to get far lady!"
(2013.01.21 - 16:33:19) Chad: Question, how close is the office building to the arcade building?
(2013.01.21 - 16:34:39) Chad: (01:37:0 Lance_Solomon: "Injection mode has no needle, gun mode actually shoots a dart." he says as a 12 year old girl walks in through the front door, and she has Lance's green eyes and what must be her mother's brown curly hair. She could actually pass as your step-sister, "Daddy, is this the girl whose coming with me? Why can't you come with me!"
(2013.01.21 - 16:34:42) Chad: you fucking liar
(2013.01.21 - 16:34:44) Chad: she is fucking 12
(2013.01.21 - 16:35:01) Raepbot: About one building over.
(2013.01.21 - 16:35:16) Raepbot: She is 17, it was reconned!
(2013.01.21 - 16:35:26) Chad: Alright, Chad will climb up the building!
(2013.01.21 - 16:35:30) Chad: dex+athletics time
(2013.01.21 - 16:35:32) Chad: er
(2013.01.21 - 16:35:34) Chad: ladder*
(2013.01.21 - 16:35:40) Chad: to the business building
(2013.01.21 - 16:35:46) Slynet: /rn Chad rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 3,6,7,6 (failure)
(2013.01.21 - 16:35:49) Chad: Chad is bad.
(2013.01.21 - 16:37:23) Raepbot: You don't need to roll to climb up the ladder, that was to dodge you. You are able to get up the ladder and run over to Jessica, and Ralph do you want to try to tackle them? Brawl + Strength - Chad's Defense.
(2013.01.21 - 16:38:25) Ralph: I have
(2013.01.21 - 16:38:27) Ralph: 3 dicepool
(2013.01.21 - 16:38:51) Ralph: this is directed at me, right?
(2013.01.21 - 16:38:54) Ralph: to tackle the boy and the girl
(2013.01.21 - 16:39:06) Slynet: Moogle enters the channel.
(2013.01.21 - 16:39:13) Raepbot: Yes. Do you want to use WP?
(2013.01.21 - 16:39:33) Ralph: no, but I will all out
(2013.01.21 - 16:39:37) Ralph: so I do get an actual 3 dicepool
(2013.01.21 - 16:39:38) Slynet: /rn Ralph rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,2,5 (1 success)
(2013.01.21 - 16:40:59) Raepbot: Alright, you tackle into them and knock them back onto what appears to be a poorly maintained and rotted plank- causing each of you to fall into the building, a very dark one. It appears though that your fall was cushioned by.. Ramen Noodles? Oh, this appears to be a food drive building.
(2013.01.21 - 16:41:43) Chad: did raep just crash?
(2013.01.21 - 16:41:52) Raepbot: From the darkness you can hear a child's voice ask, "Are they trying to take me away Daddy?" and from the shadows a reply that sounds deep and dark, low and bitter, "...some people just don't learn honey."
(2013.01.21 - 16:41:53) Chad: ah, he's back on gtalk
(2013.01.21 - 16:41:56) Ralph: no we did.
(2013.01.21 - 16:42:06) Raepbot: END SCENE!
(2013.01.21 - 16:42:10) Chad: First thing is firs-
(2013.01.21 - 16:42:11) Chad: ...
(2013.01.21 - 16:42:14) Ralph: lol
(2013.01.21 - 16:42:15) Chad: k
(2013.01.21 - 16:42:15) Moogle: lol
(2013.01.21 - 16:42:17) Moogle: owned
(18:40:31) Hank: The last we left our people they had all just fallen through rotting wood into what appears to be an old office building, reeking of rotten food. There is only a thin beam of moonlight coming through but enough to make out the outlines of each other.
(18:41:26) Hank: You hear a dark voice, the deep voice of a man, who does not sound amused "Run along now honey, go off to Mommy."
(18:42:23) Chad: Where is the fag police and my comrade in arms?
(18:42:30) Ralph: "Hank!" I'll yell "Hand Hannah over to me, and turn yourself in!"
(18:42:40) Ralph: I'll get up and pull my gun
(18:42:42) Chad: what
(18:42:43) Chad: O.o
(18:43:02) Chad: "What the fuck, bro?" Chad says with a look of confusion at the policefag.
(18:43:13) Hank: Fag police to your left, fag comrade to your right shaking and holding onto you tight
(18:43:23) Ralph: I'll position myself infront of the faggy college student to defend him with my life
(18:43:45) Hank: Its hard to see anything with how dark it is, but from the shadows rolls out an old can of creamed corn that sloshes with its rotten contents rolling all about.
(18:43:47) Chad: Any weapon around?
(18:44:02) Chad: Can I roll to find an improvised weapon? >
(18:44:06) Ralph: "Listen kid, theres a dangerous criminal in here whos commited arson, mugged a highschool girl, poisoned another, and kidnapped his own daughter after faking his death. You and your girl friend need to stick behind me."
(18:44:10) Chad: Broken plank of wood?
(18:44:33) Hank: Roll Chad! +1 as always!
(18:44:35) Chad: "That's fucked up," Chad mutters, "She's not my girlfriend."
(18:44:47) Slynet: Chad rolls 7 dice with 10-again. Result: 1,6,1,7,2,9,1 (1 success)
(18:45:00) Chad: Brb, getting dinner, only takes a minute since I'm gonna eat here
(18:46:25) Hank: "I mean, I wouldn't be so.. so disappointing.. if I.. if I.. if I was.." says Jessica as she tightens her hand around you Chad, her apparently long nails digging into your arm as she shakes. You are able to find an awesome improvised weapon, Donated to Inner City Kids LaCross Stick. Meanwhile Ralf gets a response from the shadows, "Is that gun loaded now?"
(18:46:32) Hank: Hard to tell where the voice came from.
(18:47:31) Chad: Fuck yes
(18:47:42) Ralph: "Yes, but I dont have to use it" I'll reason with the voice "Come out hank, bring Hannah with you, this isent safe, dragging her through abandoned churches and offices."
(18:47:56) Ralph: "Think of your daughter."
(18:48:15) Chad: "Sssssh," Chad says as he pats Jess on the head to comfort her before grabbing the stick, "Everything is going to be okay. I played all the time when I was in highschool." (lie ollo)
(18:49:23) Hank: "Oh dear, shes with her mother now." he says looking around the room, "A loaded gun.. ever think of putting it to your own temple and ending your pain?" A suddenly flash of Nora comes to you, your lost wife.. your empty home.. your old dog.. its like you've outlived everything.
(18:49:53) Hank: Meanwhile Chad you pull Jessica away and feel a bit of pain as her claw-like nails rip into your skin.
(18:50:11) Chad: Damn it, she needs to cut those things.
(18:50:15) Chad: I know very well she is changing.
(18:50:19) Chad: We're all gonna die.
(18:51:16) Ralph: My gun may shake a bit but now's not a time to think about those things "Not without the girl, Hank" I'll say defiantly
(18:52:04) Ralph: "You bring her here, and I bring you into a cell, and we can talk about pain."
(18:52:29) Chad: Ralph is fucked.
(18:52:43) Ralph: mebeh
(18:52:54) Hank: Movement can be heard through the room, before you hear something.. unsettling..
(18:53:00) Ralph: OR MAYBE RALPH IS A WEREWOLF TO AND JUST DOESNT KNOW ABOUT IT YET
(18:53:07) Ralph: hes not, of course
(18:53:13) Ralph: but fuck the police
(18:53:27) Hank: "Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name..." says a voice that hits Ralph right behind his right ear as if it was whispered onto the back of his neck.
(18:53:29) Chad: Unsettling?
(18:53:43) Chad: D:
(18:54:08) Ralph: Turn aiming the gun!
(18:54:37) Hank: Alright, you can aim it at that location.
(18:54:57) Chad: NO DON'T
(18:55:02) Chad: ISN'T THAT AIMING AT ME?
(18:55:15) Ralph: MAYBE
(18:55:21) Ralph: RALPH MIGHT BE A BIT SCARED
(18:55:24) Ralph: JUST A BIT
(18:55:35) Hank: "Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven.." says a voice from right behind Chad's left ear.
(18:56:10) Slynet: Lobisomen enters the channel.
(18:56:27) Chad: "What the fuck?" Chad yells as he swings wildly at the source of the voice.
(18:56:30) Chad: WITH MY
(18:56:33) Chad: LACROSSE STICK
(18:56:38) Chad: OF THE KING
(18:56:39) Ralph: I bet you hit the girl
(18:56:41) Hank: Go ahead Chad, -3 for Def.
(18:56:52) Chad: what are the stats
(18:56:57) Chad: of the hockey stick?
(18:57:02) Ralph: + zero bashing
(18:57:05) Ralph: lolo
(18:57:11) Hank: +0, but you get +1 for Arete.
(18:57:16) Chad: also i get +1 cause I'm KI-
(18:57:16) Chad: yes
(18:57:31) Chad: 4+3+1+1-3-1=5
(18:57:32) Slynet: Chad rolls 5 dice with 10-again. Result: 6,8,2,4,9 (2 successes)
(18:57:38) Chad: GET DUNKED VAMP FAG
(18:57:53) Ralph: bashing
(18:57:54) Ralph: nice
(18:57:56) Ralph: job
(18:58:02) Ralph: does chad
(18:58:03) Ralph: actually know
(18:58:05) Ralph: what vampires are
(18:58:11) Chad: yes
(18:58:15) Chad: they are cock blockers
(18:58:22) Ralph: lol
(18:58:30) Chad: they always
(18:58:32) Chad: cock blocked
(18:58:33) Chad: chad
(18:58:34) Chad: D:<
(18:59:16) Hank: Chad swings like a champion hitting something, something that quickly moves- you then hear the sound of nails grinding against steel, and the rolling of cans.
(18:59:28) Chad: HAH
(18:59:37) Chad: "Gotcha faggot."
(18:59:48) Hank: The voice now sounds a bit more angry, "Give us this day, our daily bread, and forgive us our trespassers.."
(18:59:52) Hank: Chad, whats your def?
(19:00:15) Ralph: I will aim at the noise
(19:00:20) Ralph: of CANS
(19:01:16) Hank: NO RUSH CHAD.
(19:01:56) Hank: Hello?
(19:02:18) Ralph: Its
(19:02:18) Ralph: two
(19:02:21) Chad: 2
(19:02:25) Chad: GODDAMIT
(19:02:37) Slynet: Hank rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 4,8,6,6 (1 success)
(19:02:49) Chad: Why is he saying the lords prayer
(19:02:51) Chad: this is so wrong
(19:02:51) Chad: D:
(19:02:54) Ralph: GRAPPLE LOL
(19:02:57) Ralph: HES
(19:02:59) Ralph: a protestant
(19:03:07) Ralph: hes a freaky religious nut
(19:03:15) Chad: D:<
(19:03:16) Ralph: he hides in churches and feeds young girls his blood
(19:03:18) Chad: damn christians
(19:03:19) Hank: Chad, you feel a sharp pain across your back as he finishes with a lovely "..as we forgive those who trespass against us!"
(19:03:20) Ralph: ralph does not like him
(19:03:30) Hank: Hey Ralph, want to shoot him?
(19:03:33) Chad: plz do
(19:03:34) Ralph: YES
(19:03:55) Hank: Go ahead!
(19:04:00) Ralph: no penalties?
(19:04:02) Ralph: ALRIGHTY THEN
(19:04:06) Ralph: what does he look like, by the way
(19:04:10) Ralph: since I can obviously see him now
(19:04:42) Ralph: aim for the chest, he just attacked a stupid highschool student!
(19:04:49) Ralph: ready to fire
(19:04:52) Ralph: when you give me THE DETAILS
(19:05:37) Hank: Hes a black haired man wearing a clean white button down shirt with a black tie and a noose around his neck with long twisted nails and an empty look in his eyes. Fangs also.
(19:05:42) Hank: No penalties.
(19:06:04) Slynet: Ralph rolls 12 dice with 10-again. Result: 8,5,4,9,8,10,5,10,10,3,5,8 | 7,7,1 (7 successes - exceptional!)
(19:06:09) Ralph: BANG BANG BITCH
(19:06:12) Chad: O.o
(19:06:15) Ralph: 4/5 willpower by the way
(19:07:09) Ralph: guns are so op
(19:07:12) Ralph: I only have 2 and a speciality
(19:07:13) Ralph: so op.
(19:07:24) Hank: Well Ralph, you shoot that fucker in the chest and he just.. turns around to look at you, dropping Chad and staring at you full of rage.
(19:07:47) Hank: "Lead us not into temptation..." he says going for a slash against Ralph.
(19:08:04) Slynet: Hank rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 4,3,4,3 (failure)
(19:08:32) Hank: He misses Ralph, however, does Chad want to take a slash?
(19:08:34) Chad: Yay I'm free!
(19:09:13) Hank: Oh Ralph, this hole in his chest does not bleed- you shot out a rotten chunk from him, all that comes out is clotted dark brown blood and perhaps a cockroach.
(19:09:18) Chad: "But to deliver us from faggots like this bullshit motherfucker!" curses Chad as he tries to slam the lacrosse stick into the asshole.
(19:09:28) Chad: same defense?
(19:09:42) Hank: Yes!
(19:09:51) Chad: spend wp
(19:09:53) Slynet: Chad rolls 7 dice with 10-again. Result: 2,2,7,6,6,4,1 (failure)
(19:09:54) Chad:
(19:09:56) Ralph: lol
(19:10:00) Ralph: ralph now thinks
(19:10:04) Ralph: you are a pitiful losers
(19:10:06) Ralph: loser*
(19:10:08) Ralph: for missing that
(19:10:13) Chad: D:<
(19:10:16) Chad: I'll grapple your ass
(19:10:17) Hank: Chad, you get +1.
(19:10:30) Hank: You are attempting to slay a beast and/or show-off in front of a girl.
(19:11:17) Chad: i did +1 already!
(19:11:33) Ralph: 4+3+1+1
(19:11:33) Ralph: +3
(19:11:39) Chad: unless this is another +1?
(19:11:56) Hank: Its an additional.
(19:12:04) Chad: do i reroll or just roll one die
(19:12:11) Hank: Re-roll fgt.
(19:12:16) Slynet: Chad rolls 8 dice with 10-again. Result: 6,9,3,4,9,6,7,9 (3 successes)
(19:12:20) Chad: >OOO
(19:12:33) Ralph: 11 bashing vs him so far
(19:12:41) Ralph: not bad.
(19:13:28) Hank: Chad takes his wicked Lax stick and whacks Hank in the neck, and he is looking pretty beat up and he finishes his final line of the prayer- "..but deliver us from evil. Amen."
(19:14:05) Hank: With that final Amen you hear a voice, a dark voice, one that takes all of the warmth of a mother and twists it inside out. Then you see this man that once was, rotting and falling apart, take a slash at Jessica.
(19:14:09) Slynet: Hank rolls 8 dice with 10-again. Result: 7,7,8,8,5,4,5,1 (2 successes)
(19:14:33) Hank: He slashes her across the stomach, and blood pours from her wound and she drops to her knees in pain.
(19:14:45) Ralph: my turn?
(19:15:03) Chad: well
(19:15:06) Chad: this is when
(19:15:06) Chad: we die
(19:15:08) Chad: because now
(19:15:11) Chad: she rages so hard
(19:15:20) Ralph: chill out
(19:15:20) Ralph: we got this.
(19:15:25) Ralph: take it easy
(19:15:26) Ralph: take it easy
(19:15:34) Ralph: dont let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy
(19:15:47) Hank: Yes, but I should note that as she falls to her knees you hear a horrible screaming sound and a general sense of badness coming from that direction. On a scale of one to bad, this is an 11.
(19:16:04) Chad: nope
(19:16:04) Chad: gg
(19:16:05) Chad: gg
(19:16:06) Chad: gg
(19:16:06) Chad: gg
(19:16:07) Ralph: HES TRYING TO KILL HER
(19:16:15) Ralph: Can I aim at his heart?
(19:16:20) Chad: werewolf is a hundred times worse than a vampire
(19:16:24) Ralph: ralph is medically trained and shit, and I need to kill this man
(19:16:26) Chad: why would you do that? metagamer?
(19:16:30) Ralph: naah man
(19:16:33) Ralph: I justify this shit hardcore
(19:16:36) Hank: It will be a -3, but sure thing Ralph.
(19:16:47) Hank: Ralph just saw cockroaches pour out of this man's chest.
(19:16:53) Chad: You should rename to mrz
(19:16:56) Chad: you whore
(19:16:57) Chad: >:o
(19:17:10) Ralph: shooting a vampire in the heart doesnt even do anything D:<
(19:17:16) Ralph: It might deal aggravated or something
(19:17:22) Ralph: bashing is better in this situation aywyas
(19:17:25) Ralph: since hes alerady full of it
(19:17:34) Ralph: anyways yes, shoot this goddamn abomination
(19:17:39) Ralph: spending willpower once more
(19:17:41) Slynet: Ralph rolls 9 dice with 10-again. Result: 10,6,7,9,10,1,8,7,7 | 9,1 (5 successes - exceptional!)
(19:17:44) Ralph: GG NO RE
(19:18:00) Chad: goddam guns
(19:18:00) Chad: D:
(19:18:33) Ralph: this is going to be hilarious
(19:18:35) Ralph: ralph will get so much shit
(19:18:36) Ralph: at the station
(19:18:39) Ralph: if this dusts him
(19:19:36) Hank: You shoot him in the chest spraying a bloody mess of rotten blood onto what now looks to be a roving, black, hulking monstrosity of man and beast that is now standing there in rage.
(19:19:47) Hank: What is Ralph's defense?
(19:19:52) Chad: Oh god, where did Jess go?
(19:19:54) Chad: Do I see her?
(19:19:59) Ralph: Its three
(19:20:18) Ralph: "That should've killed this goddamn montrosity!" I'll yell at chad
(19:20:42) Hank: Well, Jess was just slashed and then Ralph shot the guy exploding him into blood and then holy shit whats this thing that came from the shadows.
(19:20:45) Slynet: Hank rolls 6 dice with 10-again. Result: 9,4,8,8,8,8 (5 successes - exceptional!)
(19:20:51) Ralph: lel
(19:20:53) Chad: O.O
(19:21:05) Hank: Holy shit.
(19:21:12) Hank: Holy shit.
(19:21:12) Ralph: hell yeah
(19:21:15) Ralph: this is awesome
(19:21:20) Ralph: ralph can take it bro
(19:21:21) Chad: "Jess?" Chad calls out as he doesn't give a shit about this cop getting wrecked.
(19:21:35) Chad: Okay he kind of cares, since he knows he's gonna get wrecked next.
(19:21:35) Chad: D:
(19:21:51) Ralph: you dick, ralph would die for you
(19:21:53) Ralph: you little punk
(19:21:57) Ralph: since hes a good cop
(19:23:35) Hank: This hulking abomination grows and swings its long arm against a stack of expired canned food products which sends a spray of broken, dented, and most of all rotten canned foods hurdling towards you in mid air like steel baseballs. They do two bashing to each of you. These metal punches hit you each as a large propane tank, thankfully empty, is sent flying against cheap office drywall creating a lovely hole to the outside for you both.
(19:24:04) Ralph: what
(19:24:08) Ralph: my chest isent ripped open?
(19:24:12) Ralph: Im dissapointed
(19:24:12) Ralph: :c
(19:24:22) Chad: Spared by Raep, ollo.
(19:26:22) Slynet: Hank has been logged out (Timeout).
(19:26:57) Chad: he crashed
(19:31:13) Lobisomen: omg
(19:35:57) Chad: .
(19:37:08) Slynet: Raepdog enters the channel.
(19:37:17) Raepdog: Oh shit it was glitched.
(19:37:19) Raepdog: "Freeze criminal!" says Office Jacob who jumps out into the new door with his gun pointed at the monstrosity before his eyes open wide, his face flushes, and he drops his gun before running off in the opposite direction screaming for his life.
(19:37:37) Slynet: Fel leaves the channel.
(19:37:38) Ralph: fucking
(19:37:38) Ralph: jacob
(19:37:42) Slynet: Fel enters the channel.
(19:38:05) Ralph: SHOOT THE MONTROSITY AGAIN
(19:38:08) Ralph: I must protect the girl
(19:38:20) Raepdog: Ralph, you notice that the girl is gone.
(19:38:25) Ralph: what the hell
(19:38:35) Raepdog: Hey Chad, you have a little bit of a memory flash- that thing is bad.
(19:38:52) Ralph: "The girls gone" I'll yell at chad "Get out of here kid, Im looking for someone else."
(19:39:29) Chad: "No fuck you," Chad yells back, "I'm not leavin Jess. That's some fucked up bullshit." He still takes a few steps back... because oh god D:
(19:39:36) Raepdog: For all of Megapwn's characters, I just picture Megapwn dressed up in different outfits.
(19:39:48) Ralph: Where can I run
(19:39:51) Ralph: deeper in this office
(19:39:53) Ralph: to look for hannah
(19:39:56) Raepdog: Chad, you're brain is working, that thing... not good.
(19:40:28) Chad: :C
(19:40:35) Chad: Don't wanna run though, Jess D:
(19:41:09) Chad: Oh god this is bad.
(19:41:30) Raepdog: Well, there is a lot of light shining into the room and you can see its an empty room. The only three things in it are Chad, Ralph, and this huge wolf-like figure that is screaming at each of you.
(19:41:55) Chad: :<
(19:42:03) Chad: Is there any doorway behind the wolf?
(19:42:11) Chad: Like, where Jess could have gone?
(19:42:43) Ralph: Damnit, this is fucked up, grab the kid by the arm
(19:42:47) Ralph: and drag him out of this building
(19:42:52) Chad: 4 str
(19:42:53) Chad: nope
(19:42:55) Ralph: "Girls gone kid! Were leaving!"
(19:43:00) Chad: Nope.
(19:43:02) Chad: Nope.
(19:43:08) Raepdog: Well, the door into the place was destroyed. Jess could have vanished into thin air, or simply.. no idea.
(19:43:40) Chad: Is this thing obviously a werewolf?
(19:43:46) Chad: Or just really fucked up?
(19:43:56) Chad: Chad knows werewolves exist I think.
(19:45:05) Raepdog: It looks like your classic idea of a werewolf if you added a foot, burned off part of the skin of one, deformed the bones, added a row of teeth, and combined its howl with that of a dying elephant.
(19:45:29) Chad: D:
(19:45:31) Raepdog: Oh also, it has two very long scars down each of its sides- much like the one you saw on the sides of...
(19:45:36) Chad: ...
(19:45:41) Chad: "...Jess?"
(19:46:07) Ralph: rapdoor
(19:46:10) Ralph: I want to pull chad
(19:46:12) Ralph: out of this door
(19:47:42) Raepdog: Ralph, due to Chad's strength and stamina, that will likely not be happening.
(19:47:57) Ralph: IM TRYING IT
(19:47:57) Ralph: ANYWAY
(19:48:00) Raepdog: Chad, the only response you get is another thing of cans being tossed at you and Ralph.
(19:48:15) Chad: oh god
(19:48:15) Chad: D;
(19:48:20) Raepdog: Okay Ralph, your Strength + Stam against his.
(19:48:23) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 6 dice with 10-again. Result: 5,4,7,7,6,2 (failure)
(19:48:53) Ralph: chance
(19:48:53) Ralph: DIE
(19:48:55) Slynet: Ralph rolls a chance die. Result: 1 (DRAMATIC FAILURE)
(19:49:12) Slynet: Chad rolls 7 dice with 10-again. Result: 3,2,3,5,6,9,6 (1 success)
(19:49:12) Ralph: I fail to pull him
(19:49:13) Chad: NOPE
(19:49:25) Ralph: wait
(19:49:25) Ralph: it isent
(19:49:26) Ralph: =
(19:49:28) Ralph: -*
(19:49:30) Chad: Chad moves out of the way of a can that almost slams into his head. "Jess! Stop this shit. Calm the fuck down and we'll go back."
(19:49:31) Ralph: his strength and stamina?
(19:49:44) Slynet: Ralph rolls 4 dice with 10-again. Result: 3,5,5,10 | 8 (2 successes)
(19:49:50) Ralph: I PULL CHAD
(19:49:51) Ralph: OUT OF HERE
(19:49:54) Ralph: lolol
(19:50:20) Chad: If I get a chance, I'm going to fucking toss this dude and try to talk to Jess again.
(19:50:56) Raepdog: Another spectacular spray of cans exploding across the room which miss each of you before Ralph slips onto the flood, landing in a puddle of rotten asparagus. This beast walks over to Ralph, picking him up like a rag-doll before looking at Chad and giving the expression of "Hmf?"
(19:51:16) Raepdog: (Should have made sure what you were rolling before rolling a critical failure!)
(19:51:37) Ralph: "RUN AWAY KID!"
(19:51:47) Ralph: "QUIT TALKING TO THE GODDAMN MONSTER AND RUN!"
(19:51:56) Ralph: I
(19:52:03) Ralph: will aim my pistol at its skull
(19:52:13) Ralph: er, revolver
(19:52:14) Ralph: pistol
(19:52:15) Ralph: same thing.
(19:52:42) Chad: "Shut the fuck up," Chad hisses before turning to Jess. "No..." Chad says slowly with his hands in the air, "We don't kill people. Put the nice man down and we can go back to the mansion... Maybe another snowball fight?"
(19:52:52) Raepdog: Ralph, to say you are a baby chick in the hands of Andre the Giant is a good way to describe it.
(19:52:59) Raepdog: Chad, roll your social! +1
(19:53:12) Ralph: Im aiming right now
(19:53:14) Ralph: I dont care
(19:53:18) Ralph: this kids life is at stake
(19:53:25) Ralph: if he doesnt calm down the horrible beast
(19:53:27) Ralph: Im shooting it
(19:53:46) Chad: social?
(19:53:48) Chad: what do i roll?
(19:54:04) Raepdog: What do you wish to roll, whatever you think is appropriate.
(19:54:10) Chad: um
(19:54:17) Chad: manip+persuasion i think works the most?
(19:54:23) Raepdog: Go for it!
(19:54:25) Slynet: Chad rolls 7 dice with 10-again. Result: 4,4,6,7,7,1,4 (failure)
(19:54:27) Chad: WELL
(19:54:30) Chad: BYE RALPH
(19:54:41) Raepdog: Okay Ralph, roll.
(19:54:46) Ralph: Im not firing yet
(19:54:47) Ralph: im aiming
(19:55:02) Ralph: "KID STOP TALKING TO THE DOG RUN!"
(19:55:16) Ralph: Ralph feels doomed right now, hes going to try to make one perfect shot
(19:55:50) Raepdog: Okay then, it is her turn.
(19:55:53) Slynet: Raepdog rolls 6 dice with 10-again. Result: 1,2,6,8,1,7 (1 success)
(19:57:31) Raepdog: Well, good news for Ralph and Chad! One lethal only lasts a day. The bad news for Chad is, he has a Ralph being thrown at him. The bad news for Ralph is, he is thrown with great force into Chad knocking them both against a steel supply shelf as Jessibeast screams, a bullet last-second shot by Ralph tearing off a good chunk of her ear as she screams before running off on all fours into t he night, like a furry BMW.
(19:58:22) Chad: "No Jess!" Chad yells as he pushes Ralph the fuck away, "You fucking idiot! You shot her!"
(20:00:20) Raepdog: Man this place smells of broken cans and rotten peaches. That, and blood.
(20:00:29) Ralph: "Did that look like a girl to you, you goddamn punk? God you stupid kid! You just had to break into the arcade didint you! now Hank, whatever the FUCK he is, is missing, and Hannah is lost somewhere!"
(20:00:55) Ralph: I'll dust off my coat, give this DOUCHE the finger, and head to my cop car to report this in
(20:01:55) Chad: "No fuck you," Chad says as he grabs Ralph's shoulder, "You fucking made her run away. We're going after her."
(20:02:14) Raepdog: Ralph, if you are looking for Hank, his duster is at your feat.
(20:02:31) Ralph: pick it up and check it thoroughly
(20:03:05) Raepdog: It is soaked in rotten, dark brown blood. It dawns on you that you show him in the heart, and he exploded.
(20:03:35) Chad: wha?
(20:03:40) Chad: What O.o?
(20:03:42) Raepdog: shot*
(20:04:00) Chad: Well, I'm going to steal this dude's car if he won't help me D:<
(20:04:24) Raepdog: How Hank Gordon died, he slashed Jessica, Ralph shot him, and then he popped all over that creature.
(20:04:56) Fel: He was a good abomination.
(20:04:57) Fel: What a rotten way to die.
(20:05:09) Ralph: "He _exploded_ when I shot him" I'll muse amazed "He must of had explosives attached to him, this man was a goddamn monster."
(20:06:00) Chad: "Welcome to reality, faggot," Chad grumbles, "Now stop bitching and let's go! Jess is probably gonna un-werewolf sometime soon. Either that, or she'll hurt herself!"
(20:06:59) Raepdog: Hey Leon, your flight landed in Seattle and you were able to get a bus to Norwight.. you have your special video camera right?
(20:07:13) Ralph: "This isent reality" I'll say angrily shaking the coat at the kid "He had explosives attached to him, with that young gi- What am I doing talking to you, Hannahs missing still!" I'll yell
(20:07:16) Fel: It's a cell phone!
(20:07:18) Ralph: Run to the cruiser now
(20:07:22) Fel: Smartphone, whatever.
(20:07:30) Fel: My smartphone is actually comparable to my old camera in terms of quality.
(20:08:00) Chad: "Fuck off!" Chad yells back, "I'm going to count to ten.... One.... Two.... Four...."
(20:08:11) Raepdog: Well then Leon, here you are in a new town looking around when you notice something the size of a small truck burst into a butcher shop.
(20:08:24) Ralph: why is he here
(20:08:26) Ralph: at night
(20:08:28) Chad: fuck off leon
(20:08:32) Chad: yeah
(20:08:35) Chad: da fuck?
(20:08:54) Fel: o_O
(20:08:59) Slynet: Fel is now known as Leon.
(20:09:01) Leon: Very well.
(20:09:16) Leon: This merits cautious investigation.
(20:09:26) Leon: Also, presumably Leon was looking for a motel or something which is why he'd be out at night.
(20:09:37) Raepdog: Leon would be flying in at night. Speaking of Chad and Ralph, you are both standing in a half an inch of rotten slop in a busted down building and where did your werewolf go?
(20:09:55) Ralph: I dont care
(20:09:57) Ralph: im going to the cruiser
(20:10:09) Ralph: I need to call in men
(20:10:12) Ralph: to help
(20:10:25) Raepdog: Well then, does bad boy Chad decide to run after his bitch?
(20:10:25) Chad: She went off in the distance!
(20:10:35) Chad: ...she is going the speed of a bmw
(20:10:38) Chad: i need a car
(20:10:47) Chad: cop car jacking time
(20:10:58) Chad: I ready my lacrosse stick as Ralph turns around.
(20:11:03) Raepdog: Or ask for a ride!
(20:11:15) Chad: He is calling in for back up. Cops are too slow.
(20:11:44) Raepdog: Oh, alright then. You ready your stick, and Ralph.. what do you call in backup for?
(20:12:18) Raepdog: Meanwhile Leon your investigation shows the door of the butcher shop torn open, glass broken and a sound of tearing coming from inside.
(20:12:40) Ralph: "Need reinforcements at the old office building where Hank Gordon used to work at, some serious shit is going down here, and someone find Jacob, he ran off."
(20:12:59) Ralph: Im in my car radioing this in right?
(20:13:01) Ralph: can I pick up chad?
(20:13:29) Raepdog: If you want, you can both end up in that car I suppose? Ralph would be heading back to the car to radio.
(20:13:34) Chad: When he turns around to get in the car, I pounce!
(20:13:56) Chad: Just gonna knock him out and take his car.
(20:14:04) Chad: Gotta save the girl.
(20:14:15) Leon: Leon gets his phone out and starts recording while advancing as stealthily as possible into the building. He knows this is probably a bad idea and he should've started running two minutes ago, but he really can't help himself.
(20:14:22) Chad: FUCK
(20:14:23) Chad: FORGOT
(20:14:27) Chad: LEON IS A RECORDING FREAK
(20:14:36) Leon:
(20:14:41) Raepdog: Okay Chad, if you want a whack its Weaponry + Strength - 2.
(20:14:52) Chad: he gets defense?
(20:14:53) Chad: damn
(20:14:56) Chad: spending wp
(20:15:00) Chad: and my +1 for arte
(20:15:07) Ralph: Im dodging
(20:15:12) Leon: Don't be mad grna chad's ugly face can be photoshopped to be less hideous on film
(20:15:23) Chad: How do you dodge when you don't know I'm attacking?
(20:15:30) Ralph: turn my back to someone
(20:15:34) Ralph: UNAWARE THEY ARE THERE
(20:15:42) Ralph: also, I have three defense.
(20:15:50) Chad: do you randomly dodge when you turn around?
(20:16:17) Leon: Of course!
(20:16:20) Ralph: If im suspecting some punk to attack me, yes
(20:16:24) Leon: Doesn't everyone make evasive maneuvers when they turn around?
(20:16:24) Raepdog: Leon goes deeper and deeper in the building till he finds a young, brown haired girl of around eighteen naked wearing a butcher's apron in modesty finishing off what must be raw meat, swallowing a whole rabbit's worth of meat before giving a small and innocent burp. She then looks up at you Leon, not sure what to say "...um, excuse me."
(20:16:28) Ralph: possibly.
(20:16:43) Raepdog: Its Weaponry + Strength + Arete - 3.
(20:17:03) Slynet: Chad rolls 8 dice with 10-again. Result: 4,3,1,4,4,7,5,5 (failure)
(20:17:04) Chad: NO
(20:17:17) Chad: If you can't tell, I'm laughing my ass out.
(20:17:23) Chad: off*
(20:17:45) Raepdog: Ralph, you hear a LaCross stick whack against the roof of your car.
(20:18:06) Leon: Leon raises an eyebrow.
"I don't think you paid for that. You're going to want to start explaining as fast as possible before the cops arrive."
(20:18:15) Ralph: Get in the car and start driving to Hannah's mothers house, make sure to lock the door though
(20:18:16) Chad: "Let's get going!" Chad says angrily in an attempt to cover his failure.
(20:18:29) Chad: ....
(20:18:29) Raepdog: "We have reports of a possible break-in at the local butcher shop, anyone nearby should investigate but we are currently all heading off to see you."
(20:18:41) Ralph: oh god damnit
(20:18:44) Ralph: take that back rapdoor
(20:18:56) Ralph: I'll get in the car
(20:19:11) Ralph: and put on my seat belt "Grab the shotgun out of the back!" I'll say, flipping the switch for the trunk
(20:19:28) Chad: Chad curses at his failure as he go gets the shotgun.
(20:19:36) Chad: Also, why does Jessica increase in age in each scene?
(20:19:51) Raepdog: Well Chad, Ralph gives you a gun and you both go on driving and on the way you pass George's Select Cuts and find that the door is ripped open.
(20:19:55) Raepdog: Shes 17, my bad.
(20:19:57) Ralph: NO
(20:19:58) Ralph: RAEPDOG
(20:19:59) Ralph: GTALK
(20:20:00) Ralph: READ
(20:20:01) Ralph: D;
(20:20:12) Chad: Is she seriously being slowly edited by the moogle/fel police?
(20:20:17) Raepdog: Okay.
(20:20:21) Raepdog: WAIT.
(20:20:23) Raepdog: I FUCKED UP.
(20:20:27) Ralph: yeah
(20:20:30) Raepdog: A few things happen.
(20:20:45) Raepdog: "Well.. I... I..." says the girl looking at you Leon, "Can you please.. turn off the camera.."
(20:21:00) Ralph: thats child pronography, leon
(20:21:03) Ralph: I will arrest you
(20:21:05) Ralph: if I find you with that camera
(20:21:12) Raepdog: Meanwhile Chad you go in the back of the car to get the shotgun as Ralph speeds off leaving you behind like an asshole.
(20:21:25) Chad: Op.
(20:21:25) Leon: "Okay," Leon says, putting it in his pocket but not turning it off to keep audio.
(20:21:27) Leon: Question!
(20:21:34) Leon: Would it be reasonable to assume Leon brought spare clothes in his travel bag?
(20:21:49) Raepdog: Yes, he is citizen hobo.
(20:21:57) Chad:
(20:22:02) Raepdog: Well Chad, I suppose you could run at the speed of an awesome Chad?
(20:22:18) Chad: Chad will wander the streets after chasing the cop car in rage for just a moment.
(20:22:24) Chad: I'm guessing cellphones don't work?
(20:22:28) Chad: Pffft, who would I even call.
(20:22:42) Leon: Leon takes a hoodie and jeans out of his bag.
"How about we trade? Modesty for answers."
(20:23:03) Ralph: Im not driving to the butcher shop by the way, im driving to hannah gordons house, Hank said something about her being with ehr mother
Spoiler  :
(20:23:08) Raepdog: You could follow the torn up grass Chad. Jessica was like a bull in an intensive care ward.
(20:23:46) Raepdog: "Alright, but I.. this was not my fought..." she says grabbing the clothes and giving you an expectant look, "Turn around!"
(20:23:49) Chad: Sounds like a good idea!
(20:23:52) Chad: Chad will do so!
(20:24:03) Raepdog: Alright then Ralph! You go off into solo scene tomorrow.
(20:24:08) Ralph: kay
(20:24:11) Raepdog: My girlfriend is gone till Sunday, so lots of scenes.
(20:24:28) Ralph: kewl
(20:24:34) Leon: Leon blushes slightly and complies.
"When police arrive... let me do the explaining, okay?"
(20:25:10) Raepdog: Chad you are able to run and run but you are more strength so its going to take a little bit of time for you to catch up, but eventually you find the buchershop with Leon inside talking to Jessica, whose mouth is covered in blood.
(20:25:23) Raepdog: It looks like someone tore up this meat storage place, eating lots of it.
(20:25:53) Chad: O.o
(20:26:03) Chad: ....
(20:26:49) Chad: "Nooooooooooooo!" Chad screams as he notices Leon, "I went on the other side of the continent! Why are you here?"
(20:27:56) Leon: Leon looks at Chad with surprise and takes a few steps back.
"W- you? But- I thought you'd be dead. Unless..."
(20:28:03) Leon: Paranoid Leon squints suspiciously at Chad.
(20:28:13) Chad: Chad squints at Leon.
(20:28:23) Leon: "If you're a vampire, I won't hesitate to stake you."
(20:29:03) Chad: "I'm not a cockblocker," Chad says defensively, "I bring the cock! Speaking of which..." He turns to Jessica, "Did this fucker do anything to you?"
(20:29:08) Raepdog: "No.. he doesn't suck blood, he only sucks!" she says with a slight smile at Chad, Jessica being obviously embarrassed.
(20:29:19) Chad: O.O
(20:29:29) Ralph: he only sucks dick
(20:29:31) Raepdog: "Oh, this guy is fine.. he gave me a hoodie. You know King Chad?"
(20:29:43) Chad: how does she know I'm king D:
(20:29:48) Leon: It's a conspiracy!
(20:30:03) Raepdog: That Chad, you'll have to ask her!
(20:30:08) Leon: Leon gives Chad a "what" expression.
"I see your ego is intact."
(20:30:37) Chad: "Better than ever," he grins, "Seriously though, what the fuck are you doing here?"
(20:31:01) Leon: "Family reasons," Leon lies. "And you're here because?"
(20:31:04) Raepdog: Jessica looks at you wondering if its her or him you were asking.
(20:32:16) Chad: "Family reasons," Chad says truthfully (because he isn't a lying faggot), "Well, kind of. You do realize what kind of place this is, right?"
(20:32:54) Leon: "Secluded mountain town in the middle of fucking nowhere. I got that when I saw the sign at the city limits. Are you responsible for this fine young lady here?"
(20:34:04) Raepdog: She smiles a bit at the remark of her being a fine young lady, "Why thank you!"
(20:34:15) Raepdog: She sneaks a little nibble on some rabbit.
(20:34:53) Chad: "Yeah, she's my friend. I'm taking care of her," he says as he looks around the fucked up shop,
She's also a werewolf I think. This place has a shitload of them. I quit the team, so I'm not going to go fucking hunting with you if that's what you end up trying."
(20:35:37) Leon: Leon shakes his head.
"I don't hunt anymore. Why's she rampaging about if you're taking care of her? That's the sort of thing people notice."
(20:36:42) Raepdog: "Well this thing attacked us and I sort of.. freaked out, so then I sort of blacked out and.. I wanted to eat some.. things.. so instead I went to the best source of meat I could think of.. then I met you!" she says trying to lighten the mood.
(20:37:03) Chad: "Yeah, not my fault," Chad says defensively, "I did my best!"
(20:37:31) Leon: "You were attacked? By what? I thought this town would be sleepy."
(20:37:58) Chad: "Yeah, uh, nope," Chad says with a shrug, "I think it was a cockblocker, could be wrong."
(20:38:29) Raepdog: "Can we.. get out of here and talk?" she says thinking and washing off her face, "There is a pancake house three streets down!"
(20:38:38) Leon: I dunno if Leon would understand what a cockblocker was!
(20:38:55) Chad: Chad ranted about them when you dealt with vampires
(20:39:06) Chad: I think it wouldn't be hard to realize
(20:39:12) Leon: Very well!
(20:39:26) Leon: Leon pales a lot and looks nervous at the mention of vampires.
"Yea. We should move before anyone shows up."
(20:40:07) Chad: "...good point, I don't want to deal with anymore cops bitching at us for breaking in," Chad grumbles. Leon, drive us to pancake heaven!
(20:40:24) Leon: >drive
(20:40:25) Leon: Prepare to walk.
(20:40:34) Chad: you
(20:40:36) Chad: fucker
(20:41:05) Ralph: to bad
(20:41:11) Ralph: you tried to fucking knock me out
(20:41:14) Ralph: I was considering helping you
(20:41:15) Ralph: you faggot
(20:41:33) Raepdog: You all walk to pancake heaven, and Jessica orders herself two stacks.. looking to Chad to pay!
(20:42:12) Chad: >
(20:42:26) Leon: "Vampires, then," Leon says in a low voice over pancakes. "They're here?"
(20:42:28) Chad: Chad will sigh as he figuratively feels his wallet already shrinking.
(20:42:45) Leon: Maybe you should've resources 3 noob
(20:43:01) Leon: (By the way Leon mysteriously got more fabulous and handsome since you last saw him)
(20:43:02) Leon: (somehow)
(20:43:06) Ralph: vampires, then
(20:43:38) Chad: "I think so," Chad says as he munches on his own food. He will have ordered the same thing he did last time. "At least one, I guess they're everywhere? Not really much of a problem when you compare them to the fact the whole town is a bunch of furries."
(20:43:59) Raepdog: Leon has been taking care of himself.
(20:44:18) Raepdog: Also Leon, if you point a camera at Chad you find that he almost always is shown in near perfect lighting.
(20:44:45) Chad: >
(20:44:45) Leon: Intriguing.
(20:45:02) Leon: "Yea, you mentioned werewolves. Are they a problem?"
(20:45:53) Raepdog: Jessica looks a bit uncomfortable with the talk of the w-word, so she goes to the bathroom.
(20:46:08) Leon: Leon watches her leave, and clarifies.
(20:46:13) Leon: "Is she a problem?"
(20:46:46) Chad:
(20:47:06) Raepdog: "A jew no doubt."
(20:47:11) Chad: "Naw, she's fine," Chad says with a slightly worried look, "I mean, she won't hurt anyone. I think?"
(20:47:30) Leon: "She doesn't have to hurt anyone for people to start dying, Chad."
(20:48:15) Chad: "Now you're just being a faggot," Chad replies as he stabs his fork into the pancakes in front of him, "I said she's fine."
(20:48:21) Chad: Man, convos with Chad.
(20:48:30) Chad: Always full of philosophy and intrigue.
(20:48:31) Chad:
(20:48:57) Leon: "The butcher shop owner won't think so in the morning," Leon notes. "But I trust you. I'm sure you have everything under control."
(20:49:07) Leon: That last part had obvious sarcasm embedded within it.
(20:49:42) Chad: let me roll to see if chad notices obvious sarcasm
(20:49:43) Slynet: Chad rolls 2 dice with 10-again. Result: 1,3 (failure)
(20:49:45) Chad: Nope
(20:50:11) Chad: "Fuck yeah I do. Don't worry about it. You gonna be here for a while? Staying with your folks?"
(20:50:35) Leon: "...No, I was going to find a hotel or something. Know anywhere?"
(20:50:57) Raepdog: Leon's parents are DEAD.
(20:51:02) Raepdog: Oh wait, no, no they are not.
(20:51:15) Leon: DEATH BY PROXIMITY TO PC
(20:51:24) Leon: Only in never mentioning them can they live happy lives.
(20:51:39) Raepdog: I just killed Conrad's parents.
(20:51:48) Leon: You monster.
(20:51:51) Chad: "Uh, not really. I'm living in a mansion with my friend Dawn at the moment. Pretty empty place. You can crash there if you wanna save some cash."
(20:52:15) Leon: "Money is no object. Do the 'cockblockers' know where you live?"
(20:52:37) Leon: Leon stops for a moment before Chad can respond!
(20:52:42) Leon: "Wait, Dawn as in Dawn Forrester?"
(20:53:30) Chad: "Yup," he grins, "Same bed too. Damned awesome setup."
(20:53:32) Raepdog: Women get last names?
(20:53:39) Raepdog: Also Chad, roll your weakness.
(20:53:46) Chad: nyoooo
(20:53:49) Slynet: Chad rolls 3 dice with 10-again. Result: 5,2,5 (failure)
(20:53:53) Chad: nyooooooooooooo
(20:53:59) Leon:
(20:54:06) Chad: D:
(20:54:26) Leon: "She's...your girlfriend now, I presume? What happened to her... internship with Magadon?"
(20:54:35) Leon: Leon really wanted to say 'what happened to her class and sense of taste' there
(20:54:48) Chad: "She quit, and if you end up hanging out, you stay the fuck away from her and Jess. Don't touch my bitches."
(20:54:52) Chad: goddam weakness
(20:55:35) Leon: "I wouldn't bother. Jessica looked beautiful naked though, I'm glad I had my camera."
(20:55:38) Leon: Ah, the infinite troll.
(20:55:49) Chad: ...
(20:55:50) Chad: ..........
(20:55:51) Chad: .............
(20:56:04) Chad: "Oh you fucking sicko," Chad hisses, "You delete that shit right now."
(20:56:39) Raepdog: CHILD PORNOGRAPHY LEON.
(20:56:42) Ralph: seriously thats child pornography
(20:56:51) Ralph: you call chester a pedophile look at you man
(20:56:55) Leon: "It was a joke. As I said, not interested. I'll stay with you though, it'd probably be... safer."
(20:57:19) Ralph: 'But im not going to delete the video, because im a sick bastard'
(20:57:39) Chad: "Yeah no prob,"Chad replies as he leans back. Easy to piss off, easy to calm down? Meh. "I'll show you the way after we're done eating."
(20:57:43) Chad: LEON JOINS THE PARTY
(20:57:48) Leon: That video will stay forever in the databanks of Network Zero.
(20:57:54) Chad: noooooooo
(20:58:02) Leon:
(20:58:10) Ralph: send it to norwight
(20:58:12) Ralph: errr
(20:58:15) Ralph: montreal
(20:58:23) Raepdog: She has a nice apron on.
(20:58:42) Ralph: that is
(20:58:44) Ralph: all shes wearing
(20:58:48) Ralph: oh right
(20:58:48) Raepdog: Alright, you guys can have a nice meal, when you get to the mansion Jessica is going to go take a shower.
(20:58:49) Chad: No
(20:58:53) Chad: Leon gave her clothes afterwards.
(20:59:03) Leon: He's going to want those back.
(20:59:05) Chad: Good for her. Chad is gonna go get a beer... or twenty...
(20:59:09) Leon: Those also go in the vaults of Network Zero.
(20:59:10) Chad: lol
(20:59:13) Chad: OL
(20:59:32) Raepdog: Scotch buddies with.. THE GOOD SIRS.
(21:01:10) Chad: is this scene end O.o?
(21:01:23) Leon: Probably?
(21:02:23) Leon: I'd presume we probably have license to conversation without need of ST later?
(21:02:38) Chad: Leon is a jew
(21:02:44) Chad: and... whenever i see your name...
(21:02:46) Chad: i think of this...
(21:03:00) Chad: http://images.wikia.com/starfox/​images/5/50/Normal_leon.jpg
(21:03:18) Leon: I have no idea what that's from!
(21:03:25) Chad: Starfox!
(21:04:29) Raepdog: Yes.
(21:04:36) Raepdog: In fact, I encourage you all too!
(21:04:42) Raepdog: I'm going to bed so I can work tomrrow.
(21:04:55) Leon: Away then!
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