9. Shockingly, that’s classic AVGN in the modern age. Like when April's thrown into the dungeon, she looks over at this guy next to her and she says: The Nerd: Okay, so, you're saying that Casey Jones had an ancestor in Japan? The Nerd: All the Turtle movies are full of bad jokes and constant references to movies or TV shows. Some of it aired on CBS Saturday mornings. Take him to the castle. Check out Doug’s videos here! SUCKS SHIT! So, we all thought that this was gonna be the live-action version of Bebop and Rocksteady. 10. He like, implodes into himself. Beat it. The movie actually fades from the rat to Splinter implying that that rat is Splinter's ancestor. He's like a puppet that should be used on Sesame Street. 1. Sorry for the footage being stretched. They couldn't do a special effect for a splash? The Nerd: What an assload of fuck! List of Angry Video Game Nerd episodes. It was rated PG, it was dark, a little violent, the turtles talked like adults using words like "Damn.". And it cuts to the sewers. What's going on, Raph? Now, the plot of the movie is, I don't know, I think April buys some lantern from an antique shop and that makes them go back in time. Number 8: Leonardo and Donatello: SCHWING! Splinter: (Deep, wheezy voice) Have patience, my son. Like, how bad? The movie had no subtitle at all, while today, whenever I bring up the film, often people insist that there was a subtitle: Turtles in Time. :The Extra-Terrestrial (1982), an adaptation of the film E.T. Well, no. 16:36. It uses a subway train as a transition, like we've never seen that. Donatello: Yeah, Larry, Curly, and Moe. As usual, the best place to start is the beginning. Return with us at once. It ends with the classic confrontation of Splinter and Shredder, much like Obi-Wan and Darth Vader. That would've actually been more effective. At this moment, the theater just erupts into a high-pitched wail, kids screaming and applauding, just, you know, going crazy. Ninja Turtles were the fuckin' shit. Give up your weapon. Trending. What I especially love about this line is the way Donatello nods his head as he says it. Wait! The Nerd: Oh, so that makes it a whole lot better. Well, we can count that as one final battle. Raphael: But, you know, things might get a little nuts. They subtitled the last movie. AVGN Fan-Fiction Episode: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 - The Manhattan Project. "He's cool, but rude!" Nothing. I'm a Turtle and I can't get up! I was 10, and I can't even describe in words how psyched I was. Well, bottom line, it was the definitive turtle movie. [As we continue on to the next episode, April, Casey the Turtles and everyone we saw buried Splinter in April's farm, where the Kraang invasion started in season 3, pay their final respects at Splinter's grave. Rate. The Nerd: In the first Turtle movie, we don't see them right away. AVGN Addeddate 2018-02-08 04:37:21 Identifier TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles3HD Scanner Internet Archive HTML5 Uploader 1.6.3. plus-circle Add Review. The Shredder (Oroku Saki, Japanese: 小禄 咲) is a fictional supervillain who appears in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comics and all of its related media. comment. (Begins to laugh anyway.). This is the best they could come up with? Alright, number 2, and I'm warning you it's about to get really bad now. There’s no two ways around it. I can re-edit it right now. It's retarded, yes, but it's hysterical. But, right before we hear what Splinter says, let's go back to Turtles I again. And at this time, in an anti-climatic end, Shredder does himself in by ripping apart the dock. Well, the answer is none of the above. Even worse is his voice! And, what better time than now? All right. Игровой Чуланчик 46,062 views. Nope, not even him. That's all they had to do, so why make the weird imploding effect? Taken from Cinemassacre.com. anymore. Like, watching it actually makes me cringe. There they are, in the background, out of focus. First, we see a weapon smash out a street light, which we can identify as Raphael's sai. Well, everything sucks. Take him prisoner. Now, to top off the whole thing and carry on in the tradition of Splinter telling a joke at the end, what did they do? Fuck no. Well, that's what I was hoping for. Nothing can prepare you for this. What were they thinking? Not to mention those awesome turtle moves. It's a guilty pleasure. Play Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III – The Manhattan Project (NES) classic game online in your browser, Play Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III – The Manhattan Project for Nintendo emulator online Free, Famicom games. Yeah, that's right. It puts you into the right atmosphere; you get a sense of the environment, the crime that's going on, and it just builds up to the turtles' first appearance. He called Raph a fuel source. My friends and I all debated what it would be. They talk like sock puppets! And you might say, "Well, Shredder can't be in it because it takes place in ancient Japan." Michelangelo: What if we make, like, a cosmic u-turn and end up back in Godzilla-Land? Look at that! And I gotta say, all the planets must have lined up. Leo is the last one to leave.] Could this be anymore stock?!?! Rate. You feel like you're watching some cliché samurai movie. The Angry Video Game Nerd Theme by Dustin Aßmuteit, TRAILER - Spiderman - Angry Video Game Nerd, Transcripts of 2008 Angry Video Game Nerd Episodes, Transcript of AVGN Episode Batman (Part 2), Transcript of 2010 Angry Video Game Nerd Episode Back to the Future Trilogy, Transcripts of 2007 Angry Video Game Nerd episodes, https://avgn.fandom.com/wiki/Transcript_of_2007_AVGN_Episode_TMNT_3_Movie_Review?oldid=29833. The Nerd: What a way to end the series. I'm sure that's what he meant, too, right? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 HD by AVGN. The Nerd: Did you see that? And look at how Raph nudges Mike as if saying, "Yeah, that was a good one!" April O'Neil: WHOA! So, let's go to Turtles II. It felt like it was a necessary sequel since it advanced the story further and it pit the turtles against other mutants made by the same ooze that mutated them. The answer is just a big "Fuck you!" It was like landing on the 0 in Roulette. That turtle duck thing is really getting old. I'd rather fuckin' puke diarrhea up my dick. watch 01:48. Behold, Splinter's last joke in the Turtles trilogy. The Nerd: So, are you ready for number 1? It's like the actors were actually making fun of it because it was so ridiculous. Be the first one to write a review. Now, that's how you do it! Cam pulls BACK, as more stars enter frame, forming a starfield. Instead, he disappears. Donatello: Not necessarily, Raph. The Nerd: Some of the concepts are just ridiculous. The camera pans to see the destruction of the VHS copy of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III," accompanied by the "Level complete" music, from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" for the NES, before the scene fades to black.). So, what's the best way to end a shitty movie? There's no way the turtles could even fight him. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Ghostbusters 2 issue 3/Transcript Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Ghostbusters 2 issue 4/Transcript Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Ghostbusters 2 issue 5/Transcript You can say that you're already in suspense as soon as the movie begins. Quite the same Wikipedia. Rate. Donatello: Help! I can't tell one rat from another! This movie... is FUCKIN' TERRIBLE! And for guys in costumes, it was a pretty great display of physical talent and fight choreography. Now, if he can survive that, why can't he survive some falling beams of wood? Japan, Godzilla-Land? It was one of the most exciting moments I ever had in a cinema. I feel like I have to turn the volume down, and face the TV toward the wall and watch in a dark corner somewhere where nobody will ever know. Le Mondial 1986, le chef-d'oeuvre de Diego Maradona - Foot - … ", Niles: (Shrieks and runs away after Leonard and Donatello give him a wet willy in both ears). ", Splinter: I made another funny! No, I wasn't, actually. Norinaga and Walker. DAMN!!! This guy, Walker's running away from the Turtles, but, oops, he forgot his bird. Rate. and "Hey dude, this is no cartoon!" An ending that sucks so hard, it scarred me for life. Number 9: Raphael: There they are, the Three Stooges. Not only is this the worst line of the movie, it's probably the worst line ever spoken in a motion picture. Rate. The joke in the first movie is "Cowabunga. Number 10: Donatello: I think I swallowed a frog. There was skateboarding, video games, bubble gum, and hmmm, kids with cigars. He gets fired at and then he falls off the roof and into the water. Yes, it can. Hold it. Totally radical! comment. Now what I mean by that is I was 12 the first time I saw the movie, in the theaters in 1993, and I was such a big Turtle fan, I just accepted it. Wikis. Did he really say that? You-you don't mean--? So, is there anything I like? The Nerd: Now, think about this. Get it? IMDb's advanced search allows you to run extremely powerful queries over all people and titles in the database. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: Turtles In Time Script Prince Kenshin, you must turn back. This week, James Rolfe, Mike Matei and special guest Doug Walker play “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan Project” for NES! Everyone fuckin' loses. STAR-FILLED SKY - NIGHT 1 Studio logo transitions into a CONSTELLATION in space. Now, he comes back in the second movie alive and well. Because, I don't think I am. With James Rolfe. (The Nerd mumbles trying to imitate Raphael). Transcript of AVGN episode An Angry Nerd Christmas Carol (Part 2) Transcript of AVGN episode Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout Transcript of 2007 AVGN Episode TMNT 3 Movie Review The first two movies open in New York City, which worked really well. Number 5: Raphael: Did you hear what he called me, Leo?! AVGN Fan-Fiction Episode: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 - The Manhattan Project. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - NES - Angry Video Game Nerd - Episode 5. Do not harm him. Transcript of 2007 AVGN Episode TMNT 3 Movie Review Transcript of 2008 AVGN Episode Chronologically Confused About The Legend of Zelda Timeline Transcript of 2009 AVGN Episode Bugs Bunny's Crazy Castle Yes, in the movie, the turtles go back in time, but it's to ancient Japan, while in the game, they go back to several different times, as well as the future. 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